Question for you Yea Forums.
I have a bigass camper van I need to get from Vermont to California. Due to its size shipping is more expensive than simply driving it because it won't ship on a multi car carrier.
So, what can I haul with me and get paid for to absolve my driving expense? Will cost about $1,300 in fuel.
>srslytho not drugs
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Answer me you faggots
All the wetbacks in your area and on the way to California. Dump em at the ICE detention center and I'll pay your expenses.
Who's the faggot who can't think of a way to fix it the first place hmmmm?
There are no wetbacks in VT. It's 98% white people. The brown people that are there are either temp workers brought by a construction corporation, or welfare refuge niggers brought in by our liberal governor to live in state sponsored housing.
>fix it
Fix what?
I can fix it. I need it to be here to fix it.
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Why don't you just list that stupid, dumpy piece of lower class boomer shit on Craigslist and have whoever is keeping it for you in Vermont handle the title transfer? Why the fuck do you even want that piece of shit? What, is mom finally kicking you out of the converted shed house in her backyard and you plan on living in this fucking thing? Good god...
Take the refugee niggers and sell em in cali, either whole or parts/organs
Didn't I say "all the wetbacks in your area AND on the way?"
I swear I did....
Can't tell if old and ignorant or young and ignorant.
Anyway, that thing is worth about $12k as a functioning off grid class b rv. But it needs work done on it before it's ready to sell. It would be cheaper for me to do that work myself. I'm only selling it because I updated from that rig to my current custom built tinyhome.
>off grid
>tinyhome
God, the white trash final boss.
>where white plastic lawn chairs and wooden cable reels go to die
Looool wtf is that...you live in that??
Kys plz
Damn jews rly ruined your standard of livinv to unfathomable depths
Cars/small trucks on a trailer for brokers/dealers
Please be patient with OP, he lives "off the grid" and talks to the lice in his beard.
My standard of living is better than it ever could be otherwise.
I understand. You bought property in 1983 and you don't know any better.
you seriously live like that?
no apt/house?
you live in a vehicle?
That thing is actually worth 3k on a GOOD day. Basically 1500 on an average day. Vehicle expert here.
>the white trash final boss
Nigga im younger than you.
This is seriously sad...
Can stand up straight and stretch in that box?
Free to go where I want, do what I want, rent free? Yeah totally. I also have a cali King size bed, shower, toilet, two sinks, on demand hot water, etc... keep being stuck in your ways though that's cool.
For an expert you know nothing about class b rv value or the growing vandweller market.
>Can stand up straight and stretch in that box?
You know nothing retard. I have like 7' of headroom in here.
Just post an ad on Craigslist offering to sell seats to go to California. You will get some company that way.
Find a similar one on eBay motors for the price that you claim it is worth, and post the link.
Damn, whole 7 foot box just for you. How tall are you though?
'Growing vandweller market' how sad america.
Charlatan and literal retard. Open Craigslist in your area and search for class b RVs. They are in demand.
>I have no counter argument but I want to pretend that my point is still somehow valid
3000 miles at .57 per mile = $1,710. Add to that any tolls, camp ground fees, and that it will take 4 to 5 days of labor to drive it. Plus the cost for you to get to Vermont to get it in the first place.
Seems unlikely that you will come ahead fixing it up yourself. Better off going to work at a job for those days instead.
>camp ground fees
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man. Why people who don't know shit about shit pretend to know what they're talking about is beyond me.
And I do have a job. I just have equity parked waiting to be released. Quaint of you to presume though.
wtf is wrong with you haha? You wanna wrench on that old fuckin dodge?
What year and model is yours. You have to compare it to what you actually have, and not with generic "Class B" Rvs. Also how many miles do you have on it, what engine, etc.
That old fuckin Dodge has seen more pussy than you and your dad combined.
Heh have fun getting arrested skiing the way.
What part of instead of blowing a week fucking around driving it, spending all of the above listed money, instead of going to work and getting paid for your work, would have you come out better off, wasn't clear?
Read an economics book sometime kiddo.
Could be obvious, but have you tried craigslist yet? There are a few other sites that function similarly as well that you could find, I don't recall their names off the top of my head.
I see ads on my local CL all the time from people looking to ship items, all kinds of shit. You could at least test the waters and see if someone needs something transported to Cali and if its beneficial for you both.
Another obvious option would be people who could use a ride to Cali, depending on if you're up for company or not. The normal no-duh at least mini-vetting would be required so they aren't tweakers, sex workers, or someone planning on fucking your butt.
Definitely don't transport drugs, it wouldn't be worth it for either the dealer or you, both financially and risk-wise.
Re: people, there are ride-sharing websites and some of those dudes pay, so it wouldn't necessarily have to be a full vermont to cali trip for your riders, you could pick some up/drop some off along the way.
As an example of something that would work for you: I have a friend who makes stupid artistic rugs, sells them on etsy and somewhere else that i forget, and their shipping costs are insane so a lot of sales they'd otherwise get are lost.
People are weird, could potentially be a ton of shit you can transport.
Gypsies live in vans. Normal people live in houses or apartments thats all the argument there is to it. The fact that your economy and social structures deteriorated so much that you make yourself believe how happy you are that you have a lil box on top of a car to live in is just sad. I mean you just listed hot water as one of the perks that you have, lol. If this is the state of white peepo in america i guess its better that omar's and cortez's of the world cancel your shitty country than for this trend of 'growing vandweller market' to continue. Jews rly did a number on you...
Can that thing even pass a California inspection?
Really? Things are worth what they are worth and not any value I arbitrarily assign to them? My god this is news to me. Thank you for your insight asshat.
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I've lived this lifestyle for 4 years. Campgrounds are not necessary. I can do the drive in 3 days. That's 1 day lost work time if I do it over a weekend and take a day off. Keep talking out your ass and telling yourself you know something.
Lol
> someone planning on fucking your butt.
Lol op works as a lot lizard, charging $20 a toss, for that.
I've looked on Craigslist and funny you should mention, the one thing I saw asking to be hauled was a rug. Only 50 bucks though. Not really a help. Would be cool if I could even split fuel with someone moving.
>I HAVE STIGMA AND I WISH TO PERPETUATE IT
>lol you have no amenities like a house
>lol you listed hot water as if it's a perk even though it's a common amenity of a house
Okay but could you be more quiet about how misinformed you are
Yours doesn't even look close to being the same year and model as the one in the ad you dickhead.
Considering I hacked the cat out, hollowed it out and clamped it back in place, probably not, no.
But idgaf I'll register it in Nevada or some shit.
Damn gypo, relax bruh. Your car box is rly cool and its great that the market is expanding so you can make money from your second box. We're all stoked for you breh
K it is but keep being retarded
Nice of you to post a picture with your license plate number in it. Hope no anons call in an anonymous tip that you are using another vehicle to smuggle drugs from Vermont to Cali.
No it isn't. Yours is much older than the one from that link, and the cab is shaped completely different.
>ehrmagherd the super secret plate that everyone sees in plain sight every day
I know Yea Forums is filled with idiots but you lot are especially dumb in this thread. Also I'm not hauling drugs as I've specifically said.
Lol someone should start a petition to get this guy some housing, if all the refugee niggers in vermont get it, then no whiteman should live in a fucking hearse
They're nearly identical and you have no idea what you're talking about.
Now you are claiming nearly,.......
They clearly are not. You are such a dumbass that you post an ad for an rv that you claim is comparable to your own, that is listed for $20k, and say your "nearly the same" pos looking model, after being fixed up, could sell for 12k.
Clearly yours in the picture is a pos compared to that advertised one.
Would it make it to CA?
Maybe would be interested in driving across country on way, then flying the other way. Kik?
Jesus you retard. You say stupid shit like "the cab is shaped completely different." It isn't. It's the same body style, same cab, same fiberglass high top and overcab.
Mine is the same chassis, same engine, same transmission, exactly the same layout and interior down to the upholstery. It's a 1999 and the paint is a little more faded which is why I'm taking 12k and not 20k. This omits the fact that mine has been upgraded with solar, charge controller, battery bank, dc compressor refrigerator, catalytic heater, etc. I don't know why I've bothered to respond to you as you're clearly a 15 year old autist who wants to pretend he knows what he's talking about when he doesn't have a fucking clue.
Yes it would make it. It's made the trip back and forth 3 times already. I'm simply in CA in my new truckhouse and the van is not with me for me to fix up and sell.
o.reyn51 on kik
Damn, can it fly as well?
This is the absolute funniest thing I’ve read today, and OP is a mad lad. Top kek.
No it is not Shitty Shitty Bang Bang. Just regular bang bang.
Thanks brah. Here's some ass on the beach.
what the fuck is wrong with you? you bought a vehicle with the specific purpose of road tripping, but bitch about road tripping?
>worth about $12k
you're a zero too high there bud.
I work at an RV dealership, I've been a tech, both in the service bay and on mobile service calls, currently in the parts department, and I can say, with absolute certainty, you are a complete dipshit.
also...
this guy gets it.
Well i think its interesting OP. got any pics of the inside of the nice one? In NZ even old basic first time houses are selling for $500k or more in the two main centres. Decent family homes are $750k-$1M. If things don't change i foresee a a lot more of these things around.
Bruh theres no way both you and that ass fit inside your tiny home...
Lol
and are both op
>I work at an RV dealership
This alone is enough to discredit everything you've said, but see screenshot for further discredit. You don't know shit.
Well with that muslim loving cunt in charge shits bound to get worse
First time op is correct about something, well maybe the price too cuz the market is expanding lol and americans r known for overpaying shit
I remember your story. That started out as a dump truck, right? You removed the dump bed and welded a steel frame onto the truck's rear. I think you added 3 or 4 foot to the frame as well.
yeah, im the dumbass that quoted the wrong post.
at least i'm not the dumbass that bought a camper with no way of getting it home.
yeah, you're winning at life.
>Split fuel.
Yes, because it’s more expensive to buy a train/plane/but ticket as opposed to paying half of $1700.
If the inside is actually fixed up, but it doesn't look like it, based on the outside. Probably has original van seats. If he has it fixed up with a kitchen power bank shower, then yeah it'd be worth a lot more.
Have some cash saved up from living in one and then when the entire NZ market crashes because boomers die off and nobody will pay that, buy a mansion for 10%
Yeah I bought it as a dump truck. Removed the body and extended the frame 2 feet. The new house body is bolted on, not welded. But you've got the gist.
>bought a camper with no way of getting it home.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
>there exist no people who wish to travel with items that cannot conveniently be transported by plane
That's a different form of ignorance than I've seen yet ITT. You're doing a good job of reminding me why never to take you retards seriously though.
>it'd be worth a lot more
maybe 2 or 3k total... there is a clean dodge conversion on my lot that is $3,999 that was garage kept with no water damage and all appliances working.
Hahahahaha damn bruh you live in literal trash...wow vandwelling market, cash on hand, mansions big words coming from a guy living in garbage. Kys brooo
Hey OP can you fix a tow bar to your RV and use it to tow, and deliver, a car?
Vans like that without the conversion would easily sell for $3k probably more like 5 on a good day. Vanlifers are buying those shits like candy, there honestly is a huge market for these things. Im starting a business with a mechanic because people are buying these things for so much more than theyre worth, sticking $5 of clearance laminate floor in there and doing good insulation and wood paneling for like 300 bucks max because its hardly any space to cover at all, even doing a full solar setup you cant spend more than 4k on a top tier conversion with shower and running hot water unless youre dumb
>bought a camper with no way of getting it home.
>You have no idea what you're talking about.
this thread started about op buying a camper cross country asking how to get it home.
focus.
>dodge conversion on my lot that is $3,999
It's different and you don't know the difference.
>live in literal trash...wow vandwelling market, cash on hand, mansions big words coming from a guy living in garbage.
Things that haven't happened but you choose to pretend have happened.
>can you fix a tow bar to your RV and use it to tow, and deliver, a car?
Sure.
This guy has some idea what I'm talking about.
>this thread started about op buying a camper cross country asking how to get it home.
Actually it literally didn't.
Yeah has nothing to do with the past 9 years of asset stripping the national government did. look i dont like either major party, but lets be fair here, who cares that much about muslims? bet you've never even talked with one. most of them are just regular people, cant imagine giving enough of a fuck to cross the road and punch one, let alone plan a massacre of them. only a waste of air with no future could possibly care that much. get a grip dickhead.
Was simply pointing out that you’re offering to move someone (and their belongings, illegal or otherwise) with you across the country, even though they could steal your shit, kill you, or alternatively rent a UHAUL for cheaper. You’re a stupid faggot and you shouldn’t have posted this dumbass post here, retard.
(Garbage)vanlifer looool
>So, what can I haul with me and get paid for
About two thousand pounds of Meth. Once you've sold that in small batches, you should be good.
Imagine hating a group of people so harmless, just to get your ass sent to prison to get your holes explored by Tyrone (or whatever aboriginal is waiting).
Cool story, and a lot of positive posts..unlike with the fags attacking you here. I have a friend who wants to do the same and travel to Colorado for the summers and to Mexico for the winters. Good luck with getting that other one to Cali.
Lol not understanding how importing all those people, not only muslims, those islander cargo cult worshipping cannibals, as well as greedy foreign agent chinks directly caused the decreasing standard of living in NZ, including this real estate price spike is really sad.
>muslims r regular peepo just like us
Yea i get it, that frigid muslim loving whore probably has whole police on red alert monitoring what you poor sheep shaggers say online about pakis so you gotta be careful
>uhaul rental + fuel is cheaper than splitting fuel with a dude in a van
I mean I don't even need to parody your comment it's already retarded.
Thanks bruh.
Your friend should go through with it. I have zero regrets doing so. Even without selling my old van I'm financially ahead of a lot of people with crazy debt out of college. If I sell my van it'll essentially wipe out my debt and I won't be losing money to interest though.
Lol by applying that shitty standard youd be financially ahead even if u were homeless.
Im financially ahead except i live in a box on top of a garbage truck yeeey
Good boy, you wont get your internet licence revoked by a hijabi wearing cunt
>youd be financially ahead even if u were homeless
Potentially true, although you'd lack some of the amenities known to the American standard of living such as electricity, a hot shower any time you want it, a big comfy secure bed, ability to cook food in your own space... oh wait I have those things.
>driving expense
fucking petrol's cheap as piss there you fucking yank
just stop being a poorfag and drive
>Normal people
YOU ARE ON Yea Forums!
Fucking Yea Forumstards...
I have it all. In a box. Bolted on a garbage truck. American Dream right there, thx jews. Gna start a family in that box as well, or the wife will have her own lil pink box mini garbage truck?
>Your friend should go through with it
Yeah, he's just got to do some repairs in order to sell his house then he can start building his own truck.
bro, we're a country of immigrants. just like america. same shit could be said about not letting in all the diddling catholics, lot of good that shit did us, but what can you do now? I think we should have stricter immigration, to ensure these people are going to be a benefit to our economy, but you cant have everything. i would rather a progressive young government than a bunch of old religious white men.
not him but it's nothing new
hell, #vanlife is fucking popular as fuck these days.
easy as piss to get a decent van for $3k~5k, fit it out for under $1k and never pay for rent/hotels/hostels again.
cheaper than renting in cities, so lots of people in large cities are just living in vans instead.
You realize my country is a lot wider than yours and I'm discussing traversing it right?
$1,300 is $1,300
I've made the trip several times before but this time it is exclusively an expense to be counted against the sale of the vehicle.
this, the only actual answer in this otherwise shitposty bait thread.
Do this OP. You'll have people giving you money for gas to rideshare to whichever towns/cities along the way.
Each night you stop, post on the local area's Rideshare Facebook group saying you're heading to X the next day, but they have to chip in for gas. If anyone's a cunt or doesn't pay their share just drop em on the side of the highway.
>I work at an RV dealership, I've been a tech, both in the service bay and on mobile service calls, currently in the parts department, and I can say, with absolute certainty, you are a complete dipshit.
Lol, you dealershipfags buy them from poor, desperate losers for that price and resell them for 10k at least.
That's England you're thinking of mate, kiwi's just don't care about this shit. i think the Muslim faith is as silly and pointless as any of the other fake shit like Christianity, but ill defend their right to be ignorant so long as it doesn't effect my rights. which so far it has not.
Yes expect the van you pictured is a converted cargo van with no shower or standing height. Standing height is a big one. My van has that and everything else in a class b package. That's difficult to find. Anyone who knows the subject knows that's true.
90% in 70s, 60% today, thanks to this cunt who know wont say no to anyone, I assume under 50% within 10 years, then you wont be a nation of immigrants but of emigrants, white emigrants just like SA. All thanks to young progressives, frigid cunts, clueless shills like yourself and big jew pulling the strings certainly not due to 'old religious white men' (nice trope, hope u got bonus points for that one)
nah straya here, we're just a shave smaller than the US, just as wide.
You fuckers complaining about petrol prices when the rest of the world pays $1.30~2.50/L (multiply by 4 for gallons) is fucking hilarious.
Okay well it's still $1,300 removed from a $12,000 sale so yah nah yer a cunt
How much are you trying to save by fixing it before selling it..? Just sell it and get whatever you can, go to cali since the only reason to go to cali is for work unless youre planning on becoming a shit-list piece of shit actor/musician, save your money and build/buy a better one.. youre better off doing that than continuing this thread arguing with people who are hoping the stress you get from arguing with them takes a couple months/years off your life, perhaps even a stroke.
Wow nz policemen are really working hard today, dunno what interest they have in one guy's garbage truck oddysey across the US tho
>no shower
$30 gym membership covers that. Can also shower at work, plus you can make a shower out of black PVC pipe fitted to the roof, or just hang a plastic bag full of water from a tree and pop some holes in.
>standing height
depends on the vehicle and how tall you are. if you're under 6ft you're lucky. if you're over 6ft you'll need a sprinter van or a pop top but still do-able. if you're over 6'6" then you're shit out of luck.
my pic is just a pic from my Van folder, got all sorts of pics in here, ranging from impractical Instagram shit to actual robust useful builds.
pic related is something like I want
This. Cheaper and easier to just sell it and buy a new, cheaper one in Cali.
If I just sell it as is for whatever I can I'll probably only get like 6k for it. It needs shocks, brakes, ball joint, exhaust, new shower pan, some body touch up. If I do that work myself I can sell it for 12k and keep most of the money.... But it needs to physically be with me for me to do the work. If I pay someone else to do that work it will easily negate the added value.
NZ Cops are probably looking for #vanlife-ers to book for shitting on the side of the road.
fucking french tourists
Man this isbreally really sad, you know that?
I've been living this lifestyle for years and it still surprises me how every other person I talk to wants to pretend they have a better idea about how things work because they've watched several YouTube videos from their apartment.
How you gonna start a family hoss?
>thread turns into economy and jews
>haha you have a hobby and make a living seeing the country
What absolute shit you shills make this site
Do you actually live here or are you just repeating some shit you read on the internet? Muslims make up 1% of our population. At least in my line of work in engineering, you don't encounter many. we might have 5 that i know of in an organization of about 175 people.
The Asian population is much larger. But still Chinese is only like 2.5% and below Taupo these stats are much lower. if you're a real white nationalist you can just move to lower south island, there's almost no immigrants there.
However he wants hondo. I am sure it us better than crack ghetto baby factories by a margin
i mention that i liked his little truck house thing because houses are expensive bullshit in NZ and all these fucking rednecks start talking shit about some non-existent muslim crisis haha.
Who says I want to?
Hear hear.
Those lil niglets live in a house, usually. Not in a lil box on top of a garbage truck.
>living in a box
>hobby
Wow not mentioning non white groups that make like a third of population while trying to prove a point with non whites under 5%, how convenient.
>move where there's no immigrants
There were no no non maori non-whites in the north either genius, you think the southern island has some magical power keepin em away, gee what did you major in, social engineering?
Kys before a tongan eats you together with that frigid bitch who ordered some poor shmuck to monitor what you write online.
organise trip with friends
You'll want to someday hoss, aint no woman gonna wanna live in a garbage truck.
that pic is literally bigger than the inside of my last apartment
blame the 2016 newfags
OP here. I'm going to bed.
A couple of you had genuine suggestions. Thanks. They're ideas I already had but I appreciate it.
Most of you are the usual argumentative, ignorant, hyperbolic faggots though. Don't you idiots have fortnite to play or something? Anyway fuck you.
Living life as always,
Truck house guy.
Do 6ft tall people have issues moving in your apartment, do you shower in a gym? I doubt it.
OG since '11
>that they die in because daddy decides to use an unventilated fuel heater because he spent the welfare check in the fashion of using everything given to him, including said house
>doing something you like, hobby
Inb4 insult insult cuck you dumb parrot
Ha I have women beg to live/travel with me all the time.
Goodnight retard faggot.
*since '10
Good call op, sleep tight hope your lil box doesnt keeps you safe, think about your life tho and always sign out as (garbage)truck guy cuz u gotta be honest
Newfags are not this dedicated to doing anything more than denying they are stupid. It is shills who are desperate to prove everyone else is
Not quality women, neither in look nor in character, I'm sure of that. Transient sluts finding themselves, whores, junkies and assorted trash prolly. Check yo self for veneral diseases homeboy.
Beats dying in a box
Lol, if anyone's shilling here its the 'expanding vanliving market' faggots makin mad stackz out of their garbage trucks and those poor new zealanders who have t shill for their frigid cunt otherwise theyre goin to jail
why do you care so much about white vs non-white? Maori were here before us, so i just see NZ national or immigrant. One of my best friends is Maori, just be a good cunt, its all i ask.
Tongans make up 0.5% of the population, so don't be ridiculous, unless you go looking, you wont find one. We are still 74% European, which is a higher of whites than the USA...
>dying beats dying
I am sure
No one is upset but you
Sign up as a mystery shopper. You wont make much but it will help with gas.
marketforceshopper
They have shops for various restaurants. It only pays like $6-10 bucks per shop and your food purchase is reimbursed. There's also some for gas stations. They require you to make a small purchase ($2-3) in store plus pump at least $5 in gas. Both which are reimbursed to you. Probably not the answer you were looking for but at least this can chip away at some of your travel costs.
Pretty smart user. No idea what you could haul that's profitable, good luck though.
Bro how can i be upset i live in a house? Well if u did with maoris what aussies did with abos youd be in a much better shape.
100 bet OP is puerto rican
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If this RV's-a-rockin, don't come-a-knockin' because OP-is-a-fappin'
Who knows bro. You could be poor, have a small dick, no friends, disowned, or unloved.
If having a house is your only claim to superiority you have even less than a crack den owner
>Well if u did with maoris what aussies did with abos youd be in a much better shape.
Perhaps, but we're no different to them, you feel superior because you were born with pale skin, by chance. i cant see your point because im not a bigot, sorry i guess? what did non-whites do to you again?
If it was a boomer large as fuck class A you would be right about its value. But class Bs tend to hold their value much better than any other RV out there. They're as easy to drive as regular vans and can fit in all the forest campgrounds so so many more people want them. Plus they're basically the ultimate road trip vehicle cuz you got a bed, kitchen, and bathroom with you at all times. There's no doubt if its not trashed and everything works in it out that he can sell it for around $10 or more.
Find someone who wants to get from Vermont to California. Lease it to them. They pay for gas. You get your van moved and make a profit.
Nigga u dumb as a rock go suck off ur maori friend
Only thing I can think of OP is maybe one of those long distance ride share services like Craigslist ride share. Maybe they will chip in on gas.
>Nigga
poster confirmed as african american. isn't it a bit awkward when you turn up black to your kkk meetings?
does the thought of a man fellating another man turn you on or something? Not sure what that has to do with the discussion.
Make sure it's not heavy enough to add more gas expenses. Weed or Cocaine is good. Can't think of anything else but keep the weight in mind.
This. This is why I come here.
This is one of these posts where I hate the author out of envy for creating it.
>when one underage looks up to another underage
I really need to believe you just have superior googling skills and didn’t just have this pic saved.
Stay mad faggot
> (You)
>Stay mad faggot
Stay mad faggot
Pay me to drive it to California for you. Don't ask what the cargo will be though to offset the cost of fuel + me delivering it. You’ll have peace of mind not dealing with it.
Get full coverage and then blown it up for the insurance money.
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>Will cost about $1,300 in fuel
Thats a 3000 mile trip, for it to cost that much it would mean you only get 6 mpg. That van will get more than 6 mpg.
that wood on that pickup is heavy and as aerodynamic as a barn door
Maple syrup.
I am not sure I have ever even heard of dick being sucked this hard. Could be dangerous
Oh shit, how did you get it transported to Australia?!
I don't think it is meant to be a touring model