Challenge

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Well first you need to go to the store. If you're going all the way to the store you have to make a shopping list, so you check your soap and tp levels and search the fridge. Run through a general checklist. Do you need anything for your computer? Anything for work? Are you planning on cooking anything special? You eat a slice of leftover pizza while you put the finishing touches on your shopping list. You need bread, ketchup, and some shoelaces for your left shoe. Reading it over, you forgot to include apples, so you add it to the bottom and stick it to the fridge. Taking off your sweatpants and tshirt you get in the shower.
Picking up the soap you start at your neck you wash your chest, then your arms followed by your sides genitals and a$$. Balancing carefully one one foot then the other, wash your legs to the ankles. Alternating hands and using fast, quick movements, rub the soap between your hands to create a layer of suds on each hand. Message this into your scalp then rinse it out. Stop out of the shower and towel yourself off. Pick out some clothes and put them on. your head goes in the large hole of the shirt and your arms go in the small holes. The tag displaying information should be in the back. Put on your pants one leg at a time and make sure to button. For simplicity of this manual we will assume you wear flip flops and you should put them on.
Retrieve your shopping list from the fridge and check your pocket carry. Cell phone? Lighter? Keys? Wallet? Leave the house, locking the door behind you. To buckle your seat belt, hold to metal tab firmly in your hand, and insert it into the clasp until you hear a click. To start the vehicle, insert the key into the ignition and rotate clockwise until it makes noise. Hold in position 2-4 seconds or until the vehicle starts. Repeat as necessary. Get in your car, start it and start driving. Remember to use your turn signals and obey traffic laws for your area.
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When you reach the store, drive into a parking space equidistant from the guide lines. Pressing firmly on the brake shift the car into park, and turn the ignition counter clockwise until you can easily remove the key. You may now take your foot off the brake and unbuckle your seatbelt, provided the vehicle has come to a complete stop. Optionally you can engage the parking brake, usually located either in front of the center console, or on the left sidewall, below the dash. This is not necessary for modern vehicles with automatic transmission. Making sure you have your keys with you, exit the vehicle by using the door latch lever, located on the door. Shut the door behind you and lock the car. Use care as you walk into the entrance of the store, as the sliding doors often have a brief delay.
When picking a shopping cart it is important to consider the number of items you are planning to purchase. Some stores have options for a smaller cart, or a basket if you're only coming for a few things. If you try one and find that it's stuck to another, move on. There are many carts to pick from. Some are damaged, or have a squeaky wheel. If you notice this on a cart, pick a different one. Squeaking wheels annoy fellow shoppers, and make them subconsciously dislike you.
Reading your list, move from the front of the store to the back of the store, checking every aisle for you items. Carefully peruse the shelves. Be sure to check ingredients and guage your priorities of price vs quality. When picking apples it's important to pick the right type. Despite their name, red delicious often are soft and bland, while honeycrisp are sweet and crunchy. Put two or three into one of the plastic bags provided by the store. To close the bag, hold the bag just above the apples, and spin the bottom of the bag containing the apples several times. Fold the top of the bag underneath the apples and place them in the child seat area of the cart. Proceed to the checkout.

As you stand in line feel free to browse the shelved near the register. These are called impulse buys, and are there for you to buy without thinking about. Be sure to read the headlines of the tabloids, but be wary of picking them up. You might consider a candy bar for the ride home, or whether you are short on novelty pencil erasers. As soon as is convenient start putting your items on the conveyor. Use the bar provided behind the belt to define the area of the belt containing your items. Try to group similar items together, for easier review later.
When it is your turn, the cashier will look at you. When this happens you should be standing up straight with your chin parallel with the ground. Empty your mind. Smile Warmly. Briefly rotate your chin up and forward then back again. Then break eye contact. Stop smiling in favor of a vague grin. Something silly happened earlier. Not silly enough to talk about though. Keep an empty mind. Retrieve your wallet.
When they are done scanning, they will give you your total. Counting the money in your wallet starting with larger bills. Hand them the first total greater than the amount they stated. They will hand you back bills in the amount of the difference. Once they hand you your receipt you are free to leave the store with your purchased items. When you reach your vehicle unlock it, open the door, and move your bagged groceries into the vehicle. Groceries are best loaded into the back seat, the trunk, or for 1-2 bags the passenger seat. Closing all peripheral doors, get into the vehicle. Using a similar method as before, start the car, and drive home.
When you get home move your groceries into the house. Start with only one bag of groceries, so that you can use your other hand to unlock the door. Go back to the vehicle, remove grocery bags, and bring them inside. Repeat as necessary. When all groceries are inside, close vehicle doors and lock them.

First thing, put any frozen or perishable goods in the refrigerator or freezer respectively. Put any non-perishable foods in the cupboards. Fold and store any undamaged grocery bags for later use. Set your apples on the table.
Preheat your oven to three hundred fifty degree Fahrenheit. In a large bowl combine two cups all-purpose flour, two cups rolled oats, one teaspoon ground Cinnamon, one half teaspoon ground nutmeg, and one one-half cups packed brown sugar. Cut butter into the mixture until crumbly. Use this to line a nine by thirteen inch backing dish.
In a medium to large sized zipper lock bag, combine one quarter cup packed brown sugar, one quarter cup all-purpose flour, one half teaspoon ground cinnamon, and one half teaspoon ground nutmeg. This will serve as a marinade of sorts. Once you dice your apples you will put them in this bag to insure an even coating of sugar and spices. The flour mixed with the apple's juices is what gives you that really gooey interior.
Wash your apples thoroughly with hot water. Examine them each, noting any holes or bruises. Note whether they shine in light. Often this means they're not washed well enough. Apple sellers coat their apples in wax; this serves the dual purpose of making them stand out in a lit environment and extending the shelf life. It's mostly harmless, but can be scraped or washed off. Gather all your apples and a paring knife and sit down at your table. Grasp the paring knife in your right hand. Your thumb should be just below the edge of the blade with your fingers wrapped around the handle. Take the apple with the fewest flaws in your left hand. Hold it so that your thumb is at the base, holding it by the indentation opposite the stem. your pointer and middle fingers will wrap around the apple to hold it by the stem. The apple will rest on your ring and pinky fingers. Then, with the paring knife in your right hand and apple crumble prepared, you just eat the gor'am apple dude.

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