Hey /b, I just started my job as a bepis merchandiser, ama

Hey /b, I just started my job as a bepis merchandiser, ama

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What are your views on same-sex marriage?

how often do customers assume you work for the store and start asking you shit?

do you drink a 2 liter while driving and then use the bottle to piss in later?

Is you mom proud?

Go for it

All the time, even at Target.....

Sometimes, it's cheaper than the 20oz bottles

Yes

GIVE ME COMPANY SECRETS YOU FUCK

Why were you rejected by Coca Cola?

>Why were you rejected by Coca Cola?

Coke doesn't pay as good as Pepsi

is it a comfy job? how much you get?

I merchandised for 7up. The worst fucking job I ever had. They don't groom you to move forward or get into sales or anything. There were dudes who were merchandisers for 20 plus years

Yeah pretty easy

That's because they thought you weren't management material

You're not wrong, I wouldn't want to manage anyway (not my gig to begin with) I used to find worthless merchandisers asleep in their car after "working" a store for hours

Those guys get fired easily. Managers complain, sales reps complain, their managers know if they're fucking around or not

7up is also nothing near the oiled machines Coke and Pepsi are. My dad worked for Coke and climbed the ladder for 30 years and made a great career for himself. Good luck out there merchandisbro. Have fun during the holiday seasons building all the promo bullshit

What if you pulled up and the Coke guy is there too?
Are you obligated to fight?
Would you get a raise if you kicked his ass?

Can you post a pic of your dick next to a pepsi can?

I was gonna apply for 7up but they want videos of you answering interview questions

>at if you pulled up and the Coke guy is there too?

Most merchandisers are friends

Why are the 2 liters so fucking cheap compared to the smaller bottles? Also why are the cooler flavors like vanilla or mtn dew throwback never available as 2 liters?

>are friends
That's somewhat disapointing
I once saw the UPS and FedEx dudes brawl for 15 minutes.
Shit was dope

To bad this is a old picture from 2-3 years ago. I used to work for G&J pepsi out of columbus. That uniform has not been used since 2016. Also, that skid is 1500 lb. Of pop/cola. Good luck trying to walk in 5-10 yrs. On concrete and pulling these bastards 15-20 times a day! Oh, but if you get a chance to move up, then you will have the honor of not just 2-3 stores a day, but a whole district meaning 8-10 stores youcare responsible for (call offs or not, its your responsibility)!!!

Would you get fired if you drank a Coke on the job?

What is the color and consistency of an average stool you have excreted?

Like 4th post I've seen of this dumb fucking shit no one cares about your shitty fucking dead end job go drink a 2 liter.