Wwyd to my wife?

Wwyd to my wife?

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Put her through rehab, shes addicted to eating like shit

Kik?

who is this fag asking for kik in every thread?

Say “Hello! Pleased to meet you. I know your husband from an online messageboard and this is not socially awkward at all for any of us.”

It's definitely more than one. Kik-fags are a plague.

I’d slap her big tits around and slide my dick between her thin, almost nonexistent, lips.

I'd buy her a treadmill, user

Probably ignore her cause I don't wanna talk to people

not your wife, but post her tits

Give her a dab so big she coughs so hard she has to run to my bathroom and vomit; then question why there is wall to wall carpet in my bathroom.

Rip her clothes off and go in dry

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Impressive rack, any more?

what about mine ?

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slap dem tiddies

blast my jizz all over her glasses

Bra size? Damn

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pierced nipples? what a whore

What about her?

/r/w63ucx8m vola

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would start her on salads and a treadmill
tits are eclipsed by her gut

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Take her on a jog a few times a week.

First of all, shes like 19, no WAY is she your wife, second of all id bang the shit outta her

nice!

More?

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