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Almost chuckled. Wanted to. Keep ‘em coming.
"vision" of hope
someone PLEASE post the "dab on niggers I must" one
>>>/reddit/
so damn close
Lost, that kids face, fuckin kek
Thanos gets killed by captain american in end game.
sand nigger
Bunp
NO
I genuinely cringed.
recently chipped a bit of tooth off and figured out that box cutters glide quite easily through dead tooth fragments upon experimentation. Your image still gibs me shivers though.
that's a bit fucking much
Hahahahaha goddamn it that’s funny!!!!
Fucking kek
Read my manifesto.
PDF Download: s000.tinyupload.com
I dont trust that shit nigga
Fake news
It's a .pdf with a tiny file size. There's literally no way it could be anything bad.
What the hell. Someone explain
What is going on with the foot
did you just assume it's morphology?
kek
classic
Reverse image search it. It's a shoe
My brain hurts
OC
this cant be real
Everything on the internet is real, faggot
Still haven't lost. Your thread is bad and you should feel bad. Have a lukewarm meme
lost
Postmodernism
Not very good at all, thats why its been ignored till now until i felt the need to tell you to eat dicks, eat dicks you fag
t. Racist with a better sense of humor
Sauce?
I feel the need for you to get off my Yea Forums, you retarded rape monkey
>t. Sperglord
this user lies. Thanos IS Capt. America in endgame
Earth was smaller back then and he wanted to backup some shit while he uploaded the expansion pack.
Would you be willing to tongue my sack?
Please don't. Everything sucks these days. There's no art or passion, just macabre symbolism dressed as edgy thinking. It's like they took the whole "art should invoke reaction" too literally. Food "should give you sustenance" but can't it be enjoyable to consume too?
filesize means nothing and neither does file type.
Heinz??? Lee & Perrins or nothing you uncultured swine
Too long, didn't read
Post something funny or get out
Beggars can't be choosers
That's your autism speaking there.
most likely your tooth chipped because it has decay, and that's also the only reason the box cutter seems to go through it easily. Go see a dentist asap and get it taken care of before it spreads, the decay is NOT visible from the outside.
I once broke a whole corner off a molar while chewing on candied almonds, I bit an extraordinarily hard one and it cracked right off. The dentist had to take off some more material from the tooth decay, and my other teeth were fine. The crown was about $1,100.
froge
YLYL
SAGAN!
Jesus said what?
COPS are SHIT!
AMERICA is #1
VOLTAIRE
TRUMP 2020
four legs good
two legs better
https:\\discordapp.com\invite\8qeq9Xn
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germany?
the absolute fucking mad lad
Yes they can, they just choose not too.
Time to rise against kids with leukemia
You deserve yourself
You are a massive faggot
what is wrong with its foot?
Comedy rooted in ignorance is well and good until somebody says something stupid unknowingly because they're in a rush to stick it to their adversary.
The word in the original that was translated as "day" was broad and could mean something as vague as a "time" or "era". It was only used casually as "day", making it as open ended as "a while".
Localizers have always been a shit.
t. 90s Capcom fan
>ywn prove that god didnt warp them closer for convenience
Fake news.
software engineer here. go cut yourself dumbass
you sound like a man of god
>days cant be measured without a sun
shiggy diggy doo
Having an additional hand on your foot could be quite helpful.
stop breaking the law retard
Try again.
Yeah so maybe stop believing in some stupid shit written thousands of years ago?? Such a divine text, which has multiple interpretations and spawned multiple branches who all hate each other.
You've got to be an absolute retard to be religious. End of story.
*tips fedora* M'anonymous.
Europe is beyond redemption.
Got it, are you going to Brendan Tarrant 2.0 or wat?
It's not gay if the penis is feminine, you sissy faggot Canuck cuck.
When you kinda know your father had a hand in JFK, RFK, MLK and Reagan getting shot.
saved
lost
The Great Lakes is an anus. The hard-on is at Tallywhacker, Florida.
lame as fuck
The Tony Danza got me...
>Lee
so it should be on fire
Would you honestly be surprised?
I think the Nos is kind of unnecessary
agreed and 1 off
>/pol/
That's my contribution to ylyl
The French had that coming to them for not ever raking their roofs, you know.
this isn't a ylyl post. this is a shitpost
We hear there are some illegal dubs around here.
Never been happier!
Nice.
Point me in the direction of this violation of god officer
The real one was even more retarded
Jet fuel can't melt medieval spires.
lol
congrats I lost
so cpt america is the one who crawls up thanos' ass?
You mean drop 1000s of gallons of water weighing 1000s and 1000s of lbs from the sky onto a 900 year old building
Lighten up faggots.
Anyone wanna watch the Garfield movies?
I'd read your bible.
Nope. Reddit is better in every way to this AIDS-fest. Saying "Reddit" is a compliment.
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
That hand with that tattoo undoubtedly jerks off baby oil smothered cocks
NiceMeMe
JUNIOR USED "EDGY TWEEN"! IT'S SUPER CANCEROUS! JUNIOR NEEDED TO USE "GROW UP" COMBINED WITH "THINK FOR YOURSELF SHEEP"!
checked and smirked
>Implying you have to drop it all at once instead of using it like a watering can
this is why you're posting on Yea Forums and he's president
>I FUNY DOT CO
Some unscrupulous faggot photo shopped the foot. I have no idea why. The original is really a stand alone, speaks for itself, kind of thing.
There's so many new laws the average American now accidentally commits 3 felonies per day young thug
what's this salient point doing in a ylyl thread
Get out
When you lowkey know that ur Dad killed JFK.
There is literally no downside to destroying old works of art and old structures. Leftists have never done this in history and there is zero possibility this could end badly.
>
QT Whar her name?
get out
this man knows
Well they still manage to pass in northern Scandinavia at winter time
you dont even understand how computers unpack information...do you user lol
>typing out tl:dr in long form
I know this gets tossed around here willy nilly but you’re autistic aren’t you?
>mao
>leftist
You really have to go back, not to reddit but to elementary school
Go back
Cringe
THAT GIRL IS POISOOOOON
poison
poisen. poison.
ylyl threads always baffle me. despite Yea Forums supposedly being the bleeding edge of online humor you all either post terribly unfunny garbage or memes i saw years ago
oc
Based parents, raising a healthy and open minded kid
who came up with this retarded format? cashiers don't ask you what you want to buy
UNDERRATED POST
actually, if it were an actual message from god, who knows what they were referring to? since the sun and the earth were created on some "day", then that day had nothing to do with the sun or the earth, but some other reference.
entire galaxies are spinning and it takes us over a hundred thousand years to orbit the center of the milky way, so if a day were 1/360th of that, then it could have been thousands of years.
you're still a moron despite your posturing in calling it "ignorant".
This is magnificent.
...How much smaller?
lost
>And so we go on inventing Voltaire. Another dictum that has recently gained wide currency on the web is this: “To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.”
>Now regularly attributed to Voltaire, this saying seems to originate with something written in 1993 by Kevin Alfred Strom, an American neo-Nazi Holocaust denier, and not a man who obviously exudes Voltairean wit and irony. But once you become an authority, it seems, all sides have a claim on you.
google.com
Here is the guy himself saying it was him and not Voltaire.
>willy nilly
>strawman:the post
Let's hope for the kid's sake that he's actually trans, because man, is he going to be fucked up if his parents are doing pic-related.
fucking kek
Are you retarded or a bot
Hey leftypol
be honest.
you laughed already by now.
you lost.
that means get out of this thread.
You sick fuck
M’lady
Nerve gas
Fuck, I'm gonna need some new sides. Well done, user.
...like the G man wouldn't have a Rolex
>Who said it is more important than what was said
Gee, and I wonder why nobody takes you seriously. Back to tumblr with ye
>open minded
>an old year old child choosing gender
There is nothing more open minded about these people than the westboro baptist church.
Did it ever occure to you that might be what they mean when they say it ruin your life?
And stop breaking the law you fucking nigger.
This
>believing you don’t break the law everyday without even noticing or trying
What’s it like inside your own colon?
See
>using 'prove' in a sentence relating to religion
You're an absolute retard.
I've read it.
But what are YOU going to do?
>Dude
>Hits blunt
>I saw a lady jaywalking earlier
>Lights meth pipe
>So, like, laws are meaningless
>Loads needle
>So I should be able to do whatever I want
>Cocks gun
>And the cops should leave me alone until they arrest everyone who's ever jaywalked
> I put porn on this refrigerator
...ftfy
It's safe i've read it
>never having had a cashier try to sell an impulse buy item near the register the management told them to
If they can pass a law that porn is more dangerous than cigarettes, or that abortions cause cancer, or that a buttstock is a gun, or that pot is more addictive than oxys, they can easily pass a law saying a tattoo is rape if they want.
Laws help the rich profit from the poor and provide laptop and cellphone assembly slaves to Big Tech. They have nothing to do with reality or truth or guilt or innocence.
I don't understand this meme everyone is doing lately.. I'm getting old I guess.
This, right here.
A person's gender identity is believed to develop around the age of five; there is *no fucking way* that a one-year-old could know he's trans.
These fucking virtue-signalling assholes are forcing onto their child a gender identity that is not his.
Here is some reading about what happens when you do that:
en.m.wikipedia.org
Mark my fucking words: in about ten years, we will see a rash of suicides amongst "trans" people not because they're trans, but because they are not.
Dankulaaaaaa
Children have no gender stop sexualizing them
>If they can pass a law
>that porn is more dangerous than cigarettes
>that abortions cause cancer
I don't think you actually know what a law is. Which isn't surprising. Try putting down the weed that you're totally not addicted to and picking up a dictionary
Knowing one is a boy or girl is not "sexualising" them. Reimer is proof of this: he knew something was wrong with him before he hit puberty.
But a one-year-old has no more of a concept of his own gender than does a toaster.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse
m.sfgate.com
Gender is a preference for sex.
Assigning one to a child designates them available for sex
Nope. What kind of shitty store you go to?
Toaster fucking knows.
Fill its slot.
It's so full of bread, it has to pop.
>copy pastas news articles
>Still fails to understand what a law is
Let me guess, you're trying to leave your small town but God hates you and now you're on probation for being black
Notre dame just got its roof burned down
What is xe even proposing? Using rainbow colored plastic for roofing?
>It really doesn’t matter if I quote an actual Neo Nazi in today’s age of white supremacy hysteria and attribute to a French philosopher
>being this sensitive about a simple correction
>taken seriously
You’re a fucking retard and idiot. On the upside I lost at your post! Please continue sir/mam/xer.
meow
this guys been arrested for hate speech
>Jezebel
Lol
Would one of you dumb fucks please get a dictionary, look up 'law' and (as the kids say) educate yourselves? Christ, this is beyond embarrassing
Guess how I know you're new here
Let me guess you haven't gotten to the grade you will learn 3 letter words yet
>things should be illegal because they ruin your life
>well how will the ruin your li—
>BECAUSE THEYRE ILLEGAL YOU MORON
kek
So when a six-year-old female child says "I'm a girl!", she's declaring her sexual availability?
Think before you write anymore stupid shit. It makes you look like a pedo.
Look up "lawmaker" while you're at it potato
Dictionary, dude. They're, like, far out maaaaaan
everybody here is gay except for me
I don’t do drugs you fucking idiot. I’m a conservative. An ACTUAL one. Not a fucking faggot like you who believes in massive expansion of law enforcement powers and government.
Go take a peak at the complexity of federal statutes you dumb shit. They’re incredibly complex and overlapping to the point lawyers and judges fail to understand them.
Tl:dr if they want you they will get you faggot
Children say the cutest things
No, when an adult says a six-year-old female child is a "girl!", they're declaring her sexual preferences.
>wsj.com
>links an opinion piece that is less than one paragraph without paid subscription
Dumb faggot.
also look up blue waffle it's pretty funy xDdd
It’s only happened a couple times.
I honestly can’t veli you’ve never even gone the gas station and they said “hey these things are two for one”
I dont think you know how days work
i want that lion
You’re a fucking retard who has no idea how dangerous government expansion is. It’s hillarious!
Wait, Toph is real?
>dresses children up as gender opposite to their sex
>virtue signal
>take pictures for social media
>CHILDREN HAVE NO GENDER
liberal logic everyone
>not having a lifetime subscription to WSJ
>my child is gay
>not a sexual kind of gay though
If hes warping things then why bot warp all of them on the ark? What kind of asshole would take two flightless birds and bring them ALMOST there
I wouldn't have admitted to posting that sober. At least you would have an excuse for that level of retardation, my special little an-cap
What's hilarious is you trying to use grown up words without knowing 2nd grade vocabulary
>My child is a nonbinary genderfluid
>not because of their sexual preferences though
Go shoot up and find out. You'll figure it out real fast.
The Law says schedule 1 marijuana is more addictive and deadly than heroin
I just smoked a joint and nothing happened
You really are a potato
Tl:dr
legit banned this girl. lol she dumb as fuck
Have you seen how many people are locked up because of marijuana? Far, far more than heroin. That right there is proof enough that it is more dangerous
>things should be like illegal cuz like heroin
Nice strawman faggot. Kek
Ok. You had me going. This post is too obvious though mah guy
>Doesn't understand DEA drug scheduling
>Doesn't realize what schedule 1 is
>Brain is to fried from repeated pot smoking to understand what a law is
The fact that you're allowed to vote is what's wrong with American politics
>smoked a joint
Didn't know shooting up meant smoke but guess you can't read either.
You suck at trolling
Shes driving me outta my heeeead
If you believe in an entity that could create a universe, then you would believe transporting a couple of penguins would probably be easy as well.
I'm not making a spiritual argument here, I'm an agnostic, but man, this could be the lamest argument I have ever seen an atheist make.
The fact that, after all this, you still haven't picked up a dictionary to figure out your own retardation is even sadder than ray pist, log posting, and banana posting combined
Implying I even give a shit about weed. It isn't even mentioned.
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Guess you don't understand what "more addictive and deadly than heroin" means but that's what I get for assuming you knew what heroin is in the first place
well fuckin played
SHALOM MY JEWISH FRIEND
Stay mad drugfag
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>has to be a drug user to believe the war on drugs is a failure
Nice dualism dipshit
Running out of retorts? Did you finally pick up that dictionary?
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>Implying
Tl:dr
I don't think you understand not all words translate perfectly between languages
SHALOM, MY JEWISH FRIEND, HOW IS TEL AVIV?
More words. It's okay, a lot of people react with stubbornness once proven wrong. It's perfectly natural champ
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You're both faggots.
Kys'
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HAPPY HANUKKAH
Tl:dr
kek
I like the cut of your jib comrade!
jews?
>Maybe he'll go away if I quit trying
Nah, cause then you'll just start shitposting again, hoping that nobody scrolls up to see where you got btfo
this pic is finally relevant
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You are a dirty Jew or a parasite kike
Days are more of a concept
"tradgey"
this twitter shit can suck a hobo's dick
Cry more
The fact that you keep replying betrays you, my butt blasted hippie friend
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that's a bold, and foolish assumption. just because the USA takes it up the ass, doesn't mean it's gay.
You're cute when you pout. Stop smoking weed, and maybe you can come up with a better retort
This is so true nowadays, since when you criticize (((them))) or name (((them))), you can be sued for "antisemitism" or if you deny the Holocaust, you can go to prison in some European countries like France, Germany or Austria.
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I'm loving this level of anal annihilation. Are you working on your tumblr post about how the patriarchy degraded you?
Now type 'type more words'
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Good goy.
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You feel better champ? Type 'type more words' if you're still seething
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Stop feeding the troll you fucking faggot, youre at least as retarded as him
Sorry, then. Don't worry though, this thread will 404 soon, then you can try again!
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Thread's already bump capped, besides it's fun to break his script
This guy gets it
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You dont break anything except the thread you moron
I apologize for my part in all this. I... I just can’t help myself.
The question isn’t why do I do it. The question is how do I live with myself afterwards.
retard detected
>son
they are still gender assuming shitlords lmao
I wish you well at this start of your long road to recovery
Best thing would probably you dont and kill yourself already
Sorry sirI got carried away and included your post.
that's a first, an apology on Yea Forums you sir, are a gentleman