Weirdest place you've jacked it

I'm outside jerking it right now.

What subject was it?

Pic

In an open grass spot next to a bike path that a lot of people use.

Church bathroom
Back of Schoolbus

Into the bathroom sink

class
right between two girls at a lab desk

>how?
just rubbed my hard cock using my hand in pocket. felt kind of bad, but w/e
lost my v card later that year s'all good

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took wrong bus from city to hometown one night, it terminated one town away. had to wait an hour for the bus. Walked awy from the cameras to a randon tractor parked neath the bus stop turnoff and fapfapfapfapfapapffpapafpfpafp FAPFAPAFPAPAFPFPFPAFAFP

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health subject. i specifically remember because there was a picture of the upper part of a woman's body, breasts exposed.

GF jacked me off in class. We were sitting at the back of the class and she put her hand in my pocket (they were deepish pockets) so my dick wouldn’t be out if people looked

Dont know if you can call it "jacking off" but i was 10, had a snow fort where no one could see, and was laying down in it and started humping a lump of snow on the ground.

Fuck yeah same here!

you humped frosty, thats how he came to life.

In the army I was lurking some corridors, there was nobody around some captain's office, was like 18.60 I jerk off to a plant, a fucking plant, and wasn't that sexy the bitch. That's it.

In my pickup truck while driving home from an adult bookstore with a boner. Kept driving the entire time.

> I was at the home of a friend of my mom's.
> My mom, her friend, and friend's young kid were in the pool.
> I was in the hot tub, which is between the pool and the house; pool is about fifteen feet below the house, and eight feet below the hot tub, all very classy.
> Let the water jets stimulate my wang, feelsgoodman.jpeg
> Commit to completion since moms can't see me.
> Shortly after finishing I look up at the house behind me.
> Mom's friend's husband is standing at the kitchen window.
> Looking. Right. At. Me.
> Shrug and carry on as if nothing happened, no one says shit about it.

Serious question, user. Does anyones dick get sore after cumming 3+ times within an hour?

this guy that following year my gf shared two classes with me. never was jacked off, but i'd rub her feet in class 'cause she wore sandals. not a foot guy but i saw that she felt comfortable.

our teacher was an old guy i was cool with. he didn't care as long an AP or something didn't see.

little did I know she would get 'turned on' and not say anything until she would twitch or start biting her lip. had to stop.

in the parking lot in my car she'd get all crazy and we'd have to hurry before someone would see us.

good times. had a dream last night i was eating her ass. thicc latina too. i miss her

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that's your vas.. something. i forgot the name. but that's the 'tunnel' or passage through your dick and it gets dry. sperm shoots out of the dick at like 80mph iirc
same thing when you cum, then go piss and it burns like fuck

Never happened

In the back of a moving van with my family

Literally in a camper with my uncle, aunt, cousins, and one cousins wife. I wanted to fuck my girl cousin so bad that night.

You beat me to it.

sometimes people lead more fun lives than you, user

Inside of the gust of an old piece of derelict road construction machine.

Yea Forums asking the tough questions

During class (I'm a male)

I would have lost my erection in the cold.

Triggered

see

That is the most metal thing I ever hear.

Nice dubs.

My Ex jacked me off in our way back to our highschool after a Marching Band presentation. We were in a bus with the other Band members

on an ATV in the middle of a cow pasture

playground

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Chill bro, you're gonna beat that mother fucker out of your anus.

Seething

Might have happened.

Bitches are crazy these days. Like butt chugging energy drinks crazy.

Sisters room

.3
one day you might learn what a vagoo taste like. won't be so angsty craving attention on msg boards lel

I worked in a country club as a handyman when I was 16. The wintermonths nobody was in the clubhouse exept me, doing paint and stuff. I jerked about every day in the winter after I got my work done. I liked doing it in the gym, but I did it everywhere. Whole clubhouse was empty. Kek. I had a uniform, never wore it in the winter season