I'm on here because I know you guys are brutally honest and don't beat around the bush when it comes to this type of...

I'm on here because I know you guys are brutally honest and don't beat around the bush when it comes to this type of shit. What the fuck is wrong with me? I've tried every dating app and none of them work and I have no idea why... I know I look young for 18 but literally no girl has told me the specific reason why she doesnt want to date me and I have no idea what to do at this point. Advice?

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>18
>My life is over

You look perfectly fine. Comb your hair and smile.

Give us GoT spoilers, Jojen

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Not gunna lie bro you'd make a great trap

This.

Comb your hair, leave that russian outfit, and your attitude matters.
Good luck.

nigga just be confident and put yourself out there. lifes too short to bitch about how beta you are and if you're gonna keep bitching you're never gonna become alpha and get hoes

wear sunscreen. you've already got pretty bad skin damage.

The key you are searching for that is going to unlock all the doors you're trying to enter is CONFIDENCE playboy, that's all.
How did Atreyu get through the Southern Oracle??
CONFIDENCE.

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I am russian tho

I dont know how to be confident I have sev3ere anxiety

how do i be confident

dress and look less sad and youll be good

Grow a beard, fix your hair, and start acting indifferent and humorous

Ignore your anxiety and just take action.

Keep asking girls and ignore any rejections until one says yes.

Really.

user, all due respect, we don't want the man coming off as pathetically desperate

It’s tough now but you have to keep taking chances. Don’t let rejection stop you

I would fuck you

Unless you have an annoying voice (there's always duct tape)

are you a man or a women bc a lot of gay men want to fuck me i look like a twink

You look like a sociopath

you look like you live in a society

I wish I was 18 again.
Maybe eat a lot, get a tad chunky, work out like a mad man, beat up your bullies, get a job, get a car, move out, then MAYBE you'll find some good pussy with a hot yet mentally handicapped girl.

Or...Love yourself for who you are and be confident. Someone will turn up. Someone you won't want to break up with a year later.

So basically,
Become Chad
Or
Get Glad!!!

shoot up the school

Eat more food and workout but eat eat eat. Get a more manly haircut and stand up straight. Walk with a sense of purpose and passion. It's not hard man just do what you see actual men do not that Instagram fag bs.

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Think ops long gone, but kek

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Twink

that doesnt get you pussy

Hell yeah you do. I'd pin u down and fuck ur little ass til you're cream filled

I think your Op because you don't capitalize your letters, and have terrible punctuation like my old wigger drug dealer. Become Chad or get Glad, just don't write the girls poetry. Get git hit wit a stick.

thats hilarious bc i actually wrote a girl a poem one time and i got friendzoned

*git get gut fuck let someone nutt in yurr butt, Slut

That shit sad asf

You're skinny and thats like half the battle of getting a girl to find you attractive, just get a nice haircut and stop dressing like a russian gangster. Wear some form fitting clothes

Get a hair cut, stand up strait, and act confident then you should be fine

Damn thats sad.
Maybe lower your standards a bit? Not saying become a chubby chaser, but find someone whos into you regardless. Maybe that sorta cute girl in glasses rubs the tuna cyclops while watching you at lunch, but you don't notice because your chasing around level 10 grils that don't know you exist.

Ass bump

Tumblr was my go to place to find easy girls but ever since they banned posting nudes you cant really tell who's a slut at a glance anymore

Bulk up just a lil bit. In 5 months, you should have literally no problem.

You look tired

Get some sleep, stop reading Yea Forums until 4am every night

also you look skinny as fuck under your sweater so start working out

get a haircut
stand straight instead of slouching
go out and do stuff instead of games/internet all day

good luck

Post your nudes faggit

You aren't bad looking. Don't be a dick to ladies, reveal your powerlevel very gradually, get outside and talk to them as if they're people.

>as if theyre people

Just keep in mind they are not. They are demons from hell. The only good thing is that hot tight box.

aids

Get rid of the tracksuit my dude

Bro, just be more positive and smile more. Just be chill and social. Find ways just to hangout with girls sometime without the intent of fucking them. Just ask them out to get food and be a bro.

Maybe don't take pictures with your hand down your pants