Post your most expensive mistake

With the apostrophes around 'accidentally' it may be dubious that it even was an accident. It was either intentional or that technician is the biggest moron in the military (that's a feat). Either way he shouldn't be around expensive military grade weaponry/equipment ever again

it's just a facebook meme, no need to take it seriously

It happened airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2018/10/16/belgian-air-force-mechanic-opens-fire-by-mistake-blows-up-another-f-16/

Only in Belgium

Damnit I hope your not in the military.

You learn to deal with it without taking medicine. Drugs are a crutch. Tylenol or nothing faggot.

You're not legally obligated to go through with the contract even if a purchase agreement is signed. You should consult a search engine to set you free.

Broke a $1000 projector lamp because two colleagues did unexpected things.

Thankfully it was still in its protective casing otherwise I'd be finding shards of glass under my skin to this day.

My crew has been doing renovations on a really old church in Paris. Decided to sneak a smoke in the attic yesterday. Really don't want to fucking talk about it though

Man, I can sympathize with that. A kid in my E+M lab in undergrad did that and got a hell of a screaming from the professor, all his assignments were brutally graded after that as well. No benefit of the doubt, ever.

Kek

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I'm not sure if it was me or what exactly happened but I was the last one to work on a guy's car and it caught on fire and burned his garage down. All I did was pull a freeze plug and put a block heater in it. People gave me a lot of shit about it. The fire started in the under hood fuse box. I don't know how I would have caused it but everyone said I did

>Be 10ish
>Mom is buying jams from the small-town produce shop
>I'm wandering around the shop
>Accidentally trip and fall into the wooden shelves
>The heavy wooden shelves tip and create a domino effect, knocking even more shelves
>Tons of glass jars go flying to the ground, breaking and spilling the contents everywhere
>Single handedly destroyed someone's livelihood
>Have to sit outside while mom writes them a check for a hundred dollars

>I take them for back pain
You did take them for back pain, past tense. Now you need them because you have to.

being born poor with retarded poor people. Who choose poverty out of free will. Over and over again.

Working in the offshore wind turbine business, did a helicopter intervention(flight from land to offshore structure) to fix something.
Forgot to flip an important switch so we couldn't start up the system remotely once we got back onshore. Had to take another heli flight to flip a switch in a extremely remote location.
Helicopter flights costed $6000 + cost of loss of production.
Was told to by boss "It's okay, pay more attention next time" .

Ever seen one of those warehouse forklift induced domino vids on youtube? I was responsible for one. I was working for an employment agency at the time and GTFO through the fire exit. Never looked back and never had any consequences

Damn man. Cool boss though.

>I put mains voltage into an oscilloscope and it stopped oscilloscoping.
I did that too. I wanted to see the 60hz

Marriage

Derailed a train in the yard and fucked up like 10mil in vehicles

So you couldn't remotely startup?

Green text

I’m surprised the Vulcans had a canon. Kinda always pictured them as pacifists.

Wasn't even expensive, but at worked I accidentally dropped a section of 4" duct work while working above a bathtub which then got chipped and had to be refinished. I pray that's my worst mistake.

Dumb faggot

No, hardware switched are flipped as long as there is people on site to prevent anyone from controlling the systems remotely. Common Remote/local safety system.

>Implying Tylenol isn't a drug
>Implying Tylenol can effectively treat chronic pain from degenerative disk disease
>Implying you know shit about my level of pain and what could effectively treat it
Whatever faggot, I'm not living in debilitating pain due to your retarded straight-edge world view

I've also left the power off and fucked up the signal system which didn't have power to operate. Resulting in the container trains being delayed a couple hours until the problem was fixed. it's about a mil an hour in lost revenue

I hit (and broke) a 400€ tv with my head cause i got killed on Lol. Best part is the image ''you were killed by blablabla'' was burned on the screen for some hours

Did you have to pay up? Or at least get your ass beaten?

You can probably get out of it and only give up the earnest money. Get a lawyer.

invested 1k in crypto about a year and a half ago when it had boomed like crazy

we all know what happened afterwards. oh well, not like i needed the 1k anyway

shut up nerd

Are you Muslim? Also kek

I brought a top 20 website down for three days with a single typo.

Yes i paid up or i would have gotten my ass beaten

I mined 3.5 bitcoin when they were worth about .05. I wanted to reinstall windows from scratch, backed up all my stuff, shut down PC to boot the install media. "Oh yeah I forgot about my bitcoin wallet thing... Oh well it's like 15 cents, it's a neat idea it's not like it will go anywhere, fuck it, im not booting just for that."

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Personally: dropped a $12k product on a tile floor and shattered it after spending a week working on it.
Swept it up and started over.

I was a maintenance tech. apprentice for a couple of years after community college and I once blew up an airline. Scared the shit out of me and would have probably killed me if the quick disconnect had hit my head when it blew off.

It wasn't super expensive, but definitely my worst mistake ever. It costed the company's a couple hundred bucks and almost killed me.

Sure Woody

I've done that lots no problem. What model?

use a 10x probe next time

Awesome tits, would smash in Oblivion

Unless you sneeze like a leaf blower this didnt happen

oh boo fucking hoo

You're a fucking retard

I worked at a science museum in college. They had a computer virus that apparently fucked up half the nation's computers on an old, and I mean old floppy disk.
I had never actually touched an OG floppy disk, and when I went to grab it, it apparently ripped the thin plastic casing off the magnetic diskette, and when I tried to put it back on the diskette literally ripped and torn like a Kraft single.

I managed to put the plastic casing back on the diskette and I quit my job there to work at a pet store. No idea if that disk is still there or if they know it's fucked.

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maintenance tech here to
I opened a vavle instead of keeping it close in a maintenance operation , and made a flooding of hot bitumen (200 deg C ) ... costed about 100K to compagny and almost killed one co-worker ... im still working for the compagny

Have you done the inspection yet? If not it’s almost guaranteed to find something that will allow you to pull out from the deal and get your earnest money back. You will just be out the cost of the inspection. If you have or nothing shows up, just forfeit the earnest money. I recently did this, backed out after second thoughts. I was out the $500 for the inspection but got my $1000 earnest money back.

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accidentally my cousins entire hentai collection he brought back from Japan one summer

it was raining and he came back with a big box of "souvenirs". I assumed he meant shit like you'd find at a gas station so I left it in the garage. The thunderstorm apparently blew the box into the back yard and all the doujinshi he bought was wet and illegible. It was all Comic LO and Comic Megastore shit too.

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Cancelled out on foreign exchange as a Freshman after we payed for everything.

wasted 2 grand on coke and snorted it all in 2 days.

not him but 2 grand worth of coke inst that much

This but for me it was a smartphone

back when they were worth literally nickels I had an app where you watch ads and each week they send BTC to your bitcoin wallet. I had about 1.009 BTC, and I ended up giving the phone to my mom after she broke hers. By the time I realized my horrible mistake, she had already "lost it" after she bought a new one.

I was genuinely angry.

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Don't be a little bitch.
I've broken bones and fucked up my back to the point I couldn't move it without intense pain and had to literally roll out of bed.
I've never taken anything stronger than tylenol.

this fucking whore I'd kill her. You would have about 5 million dollar now

Nobody cares. Leave that other guy alone. You just worry about yourself you extremely retarded loser.

I can relate. My mother who i pretty much refer to as my gene-provider and nothing else decided to have 11 kids including me (among other things) and consistently makes it everyone elses issue. I'll luckily be leaving soon and once I'm gone i really don't plan on coming back to even visit. If anything i feel bad that the kids are still going to have to deal with thriving on government benefits. Government shutdown doesn't help.

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...

same-fagging whiny bitch

I hate to say this but I agree with you. I've rekt myself so bad I'm missing my kidney and spleen. I've had my back fused due to issues and I've got part of my skull mashed in but I still just grunt through it.

If your body gets used to a certain level of pain you can just start tolerating it without issues.

To the other dude on the drugs: go get your shit fixed and do the physical therapy to go get your life back then get off the legal heroin...

managed to trade 10k of btc into 145k in alts and holding before the spike. positioned myself properly and thought I was doing fuckin amazing.

I never took profits. Spent 7k on the house for repairs, have 4k ish left in my btc and alt coin holdings. still to this day hate myself.

Ive lost over a million dollars in 24 hours before

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details, details

>When anyone on Yea Forums agrees it must be a samefag
Jesus fucking Christ, I didn't even plan to dignify that tough-guy bullshit with a response let alone a samefag response. I honestly don't give two fucks what you think on an anonymous site.so why would I bother? You're not gonna change my mind and I'm clearly not going to change yours so fuck it

If you don't give two fucks what i think then why did you bother to reply...
lmao

I was addressing the ludicrous accusation of samefaggery not continuing to argue the previous point I made. Troll harder nigger

>be me
>near the end of ninth grade
>trying to get with 9/10 asian qt
>end of the day, walk her to her bus
>we hug, say goodbye
>turn 180 degrees and walk away
>instantly smash my head into one of the bus mirrors that stick way out like pic related
>she laughs hysterically and walks onto her bus

it only cost me my last shred of dignity. never did end up getting with her either

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For someone proclaiming to be able to take pain you sure do a ton of butch crying.
Cry more faggot

Fucking around my first year at Uni.
Had to redo the entire thing

The hell? in What situation is accidentally hurting yourself an expensive mistake?

Well, in the American healthcare system hurting yourself can be a very expensive mistake

Well, I mean, you're not wrong.

I'm a swimming pool manager. When first in the job I put Sodium bicarbonate in the day tank instead of sodium Bisulphate.
Had to shut the pool for 7 days

spilled a flask of glacial acetic acid on purpose to get out of labs in high school, not sure how expensive but the vinegar smell was incredible

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plugged a vacuum cleaner into an expensive server battery backup

You nigger ingrate, you’re sitting at home using the internet and you’re bitching, your generation are fucking soft

>Tylenol or nothing faggot.

i'd punch you in the face then shove a tylenol up your ass

>can't complain because you have internet access
Are you actually retarded?

5$ maximum

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trusted my ex

thats talent - bend drill bit without snapping

loans fall through all the time, make it happen :)

Unless they're made of chinesium.

>Post your most expensive mistake
not wearing one of these

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>not a junkie
>addicted to opiates.

I have bad news for you.

Dude what the fuck

MMMMMMMMMMODS

Mods..?

What?

I spilled cleaning chemicals on like this glossy stone floor at work and it cost about 400 to fix. I thought id get fired for sure lmao

i synchronized two diesel generators 180 degrees out of phase and they stopped generating

someone posted something rlly cheesy prob

That's funny

Left a bypass open on a big pump, ran all weekend till it killed itself. about 5k. Blew every diaphragm out of every fixture in a building when exercising a valve. At least 5k. Some idiot piped PVC all the way to a fixture with way too much pressure and a backup pump, snapped it off and flooded half a building.
Still get raises and praise somehow

You know what I'm not gonna lets this go
user, I'm genuinely curious in what world does having internet access magically negate living on government benefits and having 10 siblings
Am i supposed to pull out my magical keyboard, shill like 20 bucks to comcast and get rid of a couple kids?

Let's just say that csh and Bourne-type shells react *very* differently to
>cd /usr/local & tar xf -

At church I said all old people should be executed

127k for a precision measuring instrument. Probably fixed it for like 10-15k. Hit it with an overhead crane.

The perfect excuse to build a man's garage out back.

didnt lose money if you didnt close in the first place

Moooooooar

Dipshit operators, what union do you operate out of?

I spent 400 dollars on a round trip plane ticket home to see my ld gf. Another 200 on a dress. I drive from my home to her dorm bout a 2 hour drive, I get there she doesn't come down from her dorm to see me. Calls me and tells me it's over.
Shes a cunt.

Use an isolation transformer

Wth were you trying to install a hole in?

Doubt.
While it may come as a surprise to the faggot who's making this up, $1500 worth is a really small quantity physically. All bagged up it would easily fit in the palm of your hand. The big bricks you see in movies like Scarface do exist higher up the food chain but that's more like $20,000 worth of blow.
Tl;dr the most drugs you ever saw was the dimebag of oregano se nigger sold you in middle school

More than likely just one of those "I'm gonna delete this post, and everyone reacts like it was CP"

Sounds like somebodies got a little roxi rage! Maybe lay off the pills there amy

Ps how was the one shit you probably took this year?

>Junkies don't need to pay >150$ a month
I knew a heroin addict who was spending like $500 a week

Uh i didn't know roundup was only for targeted killing of weeds and sprayed my whole yard once. I don't remember how much it cost to fix it but i know it wasn't cheap.

So basically you are admitting don't know what chronic pain or severe pain (cancer/heart attack/severe physical trauma or the like actually feels like.

Good to note and dismiss your teenager point of view.

Navy fag here, I was a Material Control Stock Clerk in an F/A-18 squadron. On deployment, I picked up a part for our avionics guys and brought it back to our main office for them to grab later. When they came to sign for it, I went for a fake toss to them as a joke and it slipped. It was dented as shit and was useless. ~$3,000‐$5,000 loss not including man-hours. I just wrapped it up and told the ship supply office we got it that way. A friend of mine accidentally shattered the crystal on a heads-up display and that was $25,000 in damages.

Chronic pain isn’t a simple matter of will. Until I had months and months of physical therapy, the pain could be debilitating. NSAIDs rarely worked. Unfortunately, a lot of prescription pain meds didn’t work, either, so I just had to endure it for the most part, other than drinking. The fact that pain meds didn’t work probably saved me from opioid addiction, but I thought about killing myself a lot.

>tl;dr version: Fuck off with your smug bullshit about chronic pain

First world problem. GTFO you fucking dickwad

Kek

>I once blew up an airline
That’s okay, Mohammed. Even poorly-done jihad is still jihad.

How does this work? What is happening

>maintenance tech
>uses costed wrong
Story checks out

>I’m surprised the Vulcans had a canon
They didn't actually, they were designed to be long-range nuclear bombers but could also carry 21x 1,000 lbs conventional bombs.
They only time they ever got used was in the Falklands war and they didn't do much useful then except maybe be an ECM platform that helped other aircraft.
They were made obsolete by Trident and other ICBM nukes which were a much simpler way of nuking things far away.

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China shit does this. Box will say carbide or high speed steel but it comes so soft that it bends and unwinds like taffy or so hard that it snaps in two when you break through material.

Those medium don't last, it wouldn't be readable anyway.

You got btfo kek... See:

Worked in office.
Work collegue ran lottery syndicate for her team only - the rest of us were excluded.
Used to regulary find and copy numbers and buy tickets.
Was photocopying numbers to hand to her syndicate.
My turn at copier and realised she had left her original.
Called her back for her original.
Realised it was syndicates lottery numbers.
They won that Saturday £2.2 million :(

I skipped a bundle of court dates for several years. Only did a few weeks but it cost me around 10 grand for the lawyer to do his magic, and completely fucked up my job at the time and professional relationship with a good reference

i bought bfV

Married my wife

I wonder how many virgins they get for an air hose lol

I bought No Man's Sky at release

Might as well post her tits, let's see how bad off you are.

pre ordered fallout 76

Was performing a reduction with Diazomethane. Knocked the claisen condenser on it's side, and the solution self-ignited shattering glass everywhere.

>CH2N2 may explode in contact with sharp edges, such as ground-glass joints, even scratches in glassware.[16] Glassware should be inspected before use and preparation should take place behind a blast shield. Specialized kits to prepare diazomethane with flame-polished joints are commercially available. The compound explodes when heated beyond 100 °C, exposed to intense light, alkali metals, or calcium sulfate. Use of a blast shield is highly recommended while using this compound.

#1) not living the vehicle life sooner
#2) maxing out my credit card building my ideal tinyhome

I mean #2 isn't even that much of a mistake because I'm still ahead of you plebians paying rent but yeah. Paying the interest until the card is paid off.

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bought a switch

>posting here and not being from the first world
Die already brownard

>I'm dumb and people blame things on me
HMMMMM I WONDER IF THERE MIGHT BE A CORRELATION

>someone's livelihood
>a hundred dollars

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I was a qc for a defense contractor and had to deal with a drunk good'ole boy machinist fat fingering his offsets on 3 different B2 radar aperture plates. Each one already had hundreds of machining hours down to absurd tolerances when they got to his op and a bunch of other operations aside from that. Millions. Millions.

I don't want to say it exactly just in case but if a hydro electric dam in Montana spectacularly fails I'm the engineer that signed off on a particular piece. It keeps me up some nights.

Those must be very poor quality bits to bend and not snap. Someone bought a $9 variety pack from China and took a picture of the aftermath.

kek i like this guy
>fuck Montana

You sound like a fag.

generators are supposed to work synchronically, 0 deg out of phase. in case of 180deg one generator acts as load of the other (one of them consumes the energy that the other produces), hence no generation, hence, stopping motors.

If it is at a plant start-up can be 'understable'. But at a already operating plant, ffs, you don't want that.

>weed killer
>says all over every surface and in all marketing kills everything
>"lol I spray this on everything right?"

You should be sterilized.

>thinking it matters what wife looks like in bad marriage
You aren’t married are you?

wich particular piece? you should advice this, user, don't be a 'that's not my fucking problem' fag

>getting this triggered over someone else post about THEIR lawn

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dont be so hard on this boomer. his grass is all he has now.

worked at an urban outfitters a few years ago, went into the backstock to get something and propped up the door with a fire extinguisher because it was the only thing nearby. as soon as i get back up to the floor i hear people talking over the walkies about a fire extinguisher exploding. it covered a shit ton of product in this yellow dust, got all over the hallway and stained the floor, apparently it was so bad this one dude breathed it in and started coughing/spitting up/puking yellow. the manager's office desktop was a picture of our manager sweeping up all that shit with an annoyed look on her face for a little bit. they never knew it was me, this chick went in around the same time i did apparently and they didn't blame her because she was a fucking chick. just imagine the shit i would've been in if they found out it was me. it was at least a couple hundred dollars worth of clothes/house stuff.

>defending wilful ignorance as a personal right
You kill yourself too.

Left a heating lamp on next to a wooden plank when we left work for the day at Notre Dame...

crashed a 1.2 million dollar CNC machine on a hot job of customer prototype blanks that had 400 machine hours in them each.

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Oh Jeez. I'm a financial analyst for a fortune 100.

I once mixed up a row of SSN with contribution amounts for a retirement plan. 200+ million got posted to the wrong accounts for almost 100k people.

When I realized the mistake and fixed it the next day it cost over 6 million.

>mfw didn't get fired

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>it was at least a couple hundred dollars worth of clothes/house stuff.
You realize this is literally nothing right?
Probably $30 cost that they write off.
Not sure how you manage to be so dumb to set off a fire extinguisher but it's basically just baking soda in those powdered ones. No it's not going to make someone sick or whatever dumb shit you said.

Kekd

Kekd

xenon bulbs arn't that bad, I got 27 yrs handling them and yes they implode good when in operation but not so bad when cold. I break 25 or so a month doing maintenance across the country

wat this makes no sense

how are you alive?

>SSN=8 digits
>Contributions total in the 100,000,000 to each account
>100k ppl
>2k a piece
i still dont get how it only cost 200m it shouldbe ben hundreds of billions/trillions

Dude what? No.

Contributions were over 200m total for those 100k people.

Somehow I literally sorted the SSN column different from the amount column in Excel. The first row matched, so i assumed the rest also matched when I did a copy and paste. The total was also the exact same amount.

Boy was I wrong.

>The stories and information posted here yada yada
You know the drill

wich country user? i'm looking for a job where i can break bulbs

>completely missing the point of the blatant error user pointed out

true, we would have people steal a bunch of shit all of the time, but i was like 22 and didn't know any better. and it set off because i used it to hold the door open because of its weight, and it must've not been enough and shifted. the door closed and it exploded in an enclosed room. they must've heard it making noise and ran in immediately, breathing in the powder that filled up the room and hallway. i doubt he threw up, but they were saying he was coughing up dust which seems possible.

check those quads, see you later perras

Whats your weight, height and gender?

You are being dense. I mean I mixed up as in I had one row that was sorted differently than another. Not that I got the SSN row switched with the amount row.

The SSN row got sorted independently from the amount row. Therefore everyone but one person got the wrong amount of money, but the total amount of everyone was correct.

make sense now?

Delayed trains are no joke. My company supposedly gets fined by CN like 5k an hour the trains are delayed and a couple weeks back they were delayed 5 days cause our tracks are a fucking mess

Then stop shitting on them, pajeet

>backpedaling
Just stop trying

you're an idiot

Not that guy but you're a fucking retard tryhard keyboard jockey

Fucking kill yourself, beta faggot

Ok one time I shipped like 3000 Ft of 1+2 common grade v notch as select grade and the customer didn't find out til it was already installed. Whoops

You bastard

Someone re-re-explains something because you just can't understand it and it's backpedaling.

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you what?

What the fuck are you talking about?

lumber, most likely.

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Oh yeah. That makes sense.
Anime is for fags though.

Lives in a truck box with a maxed out credit card by himself.

Hmmmm

Yeah lumber. The stuff In the pic that's like 1+2 common and select is free from knots and is like 3x the price

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You can't tell me what to do. Ur not my mum

Some pretty bad, but entertaining, stories here.

Created CNN

Yes? What are you implying?

Why do you not fucking call it tongue and groove like the rest of the civilized world?

looks like /u/RhettaL, good luck

>anime lover REEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah. Having a lawn to take care of is nice. I never understood the "Get off my lawn" thing till i owned one.

Work in an fully automated cold food storage facility as a technican. Made a error fixing/fault dining on a destacking machines at a critical point. caused a 3 hour delay. ended up causing the company around 70000k. Good times

Lots of things are tongue and groove it's kind of ambiguous

Your mother and her lesbian lover are tongue and groove.

Instead just learn form that mistake and you will be smarter and stronger the next time you invest. Failure is a learning experience.

I rammed someone off the road, dragged them out a broken window, and put him in hospital. Basically all the (car) insurance, charges, fines and damages where dropped due in part to his attitude, and he being unable to pursue it due to us both having "dirty hands"

Considering the price jump I think youre full of shit

This. Ignore the samefag

When I was doing carpentry and construction you wouldn't believe the amount of drill bits I'd go through installing cement board. Fucking hated people that wanted tile in 800+ sq ft kitchens.

I cost a train operator in the UK 6000 pounds for taxis for stranded passengers.

lost 90k in 3 minutes of blackjack in vegas. six hands all losers.

im a retard and only just figured hes meaning some star trek bullshit, but the post refers to the Vulcan M61 20mm cannon not the plane itself

What the fuck? Hardy backer screws fucking drill their own holes.... Were you drilling in the slab? Were you using a hammer drill and a rated hammer drill masonry bit? Should be able to use one bit all day long.

Obviously a sandnigger

GC was a cheap fuck, I usually used a shitty makita impact and [spoiler]drywall screws[/spoiler]
The fucker seemed to have an endless supply of bits (excess from buying 5-20lb boxes of screws) and i would literally snap 15 bits installing hardy board in a 6x8 area.
Fuck if I'm gonna be using my personal power tools working under someone, only things I'll bring is my tool belt, hammer, punch, square and a tape measure.

You’ve obviously never seen one in flight. Awesome aircraft.

Plus actually read up or better still watch the documentary on the Falklands mission. Inspiring stuff

>drywall screws
mcfucking kill yourself
Even if I'm working for someone else I won't use that shit.
When you say 'bits' do you mean you #2 Phillips bits or were you literally drilling holes in a slab and running fucking drywall screws into them?

>mcfucking kill yourself
You've never worked for an extreme penny-pincher have you? I've tried to get him to purchase the correct screws but I don't press matters too much when he's the one that writes my check. My shithole of a state is severely lacking in the jobs department and most contractors usually only hire scumfuck pillheads and beaners that can hardly speak english, both of which I refuse to work with. Yes, it was Phillips bits.

Yeah I wouldn't even do that. I've worked for cheap people before and I explain to them that breaking 15 niggerass bits is a waste of my time and theirs. My work is good and no one questions my advice.

no, she still purchased the jams. everything else was in ruins

Construction error. Was digging around fiber optic bundle. was about 80-120 thousand dollar oopsie

I finally got out of carpentry work for the most part and landed a nice cushy job in an AutoBody shop for my state's DOH. Only thing construction related I'll do nowadays is roofing and siding on the weekends during the spring and fall, I usually will hire non mexican/pillhead help and I'll make em' sign a waiver that if they're stupid enough to fall off a roof, I ain't liable.

the retard here is the guy who left its coke in open air.

As a testmanager for a banking software I said it will be fine. I knew it won't. I guess the damages were around 20 million dollars and 15000 angry employees. still worked there for another year as I managed to blame the project manager

>three car garage
Seriously ?

Murrican need to be put down.

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I served some underage faggot alcohol because I worked at a chink restaurant and was super busy and he was an undercover alcohol agent person. cost me a $2000 personal fine & even more for the owners who went full gook and tried to make me pay theirs too

fundamental rule of any investment
>BUY WHEN IT IS CHEAP
>SELL WHEN ITS EXPENSIVE
not the fucking opposite

Joined a pyramid scheme

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this may or may not sound surprising but doing drugs put a hole where it used to be money in my life

You do know that opidoids can dehydrate your spinal discs, making your prone to back pain, right?

Kek. I know the feeling man

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You move hundreds of millions of retirement contributions with Excel Sheets?!

Seriously? You're either fooling or that's pure idiocracy in the bureau you work.

We used to laugh how bad our management was, when we had to more our timber storages (around 100 000 €) with Excels for couple of years, until we got a proper managing program.

Drove a forklift into a 10inch water line, flooding a factory with about 6 inches of water before it was able to be shut off. Many machines damaged or destroyed. Fired.

I am seriously considering doing this.

What kind of internet do you have?

I used to be a SharePoint consultant and I was thinking the same thing honestly.

Good.

Even my shitbox Rigol can take 300V on the inputs.

Unless you weren't floating the scope (like a man) or the DUT (like a fag), and blew the ground path. But...like that's what RCDs are for.

I have a Verizon hotspot. 90/month for "unlimited" but throttled after 15 gigs. There are probably better deals out there but I haven't bothered to change. The throttled speed is still enough to stream Netflix.
If you're interested to it. Seriously. Check out cheaprvliving.com

During grenade qualifications a private known as alphabet threw a grenade the wrong way (and up over the fence) and blew up a truck belonging to some brass fucker who was doing a tour of the training facility.

20 years old, tried to drink a half gallon. Next thing I remember is pulling an iv out of my wrist and leaving the hospital. Didn't realize I was taken by hospital until I tried to pay my bill. $1,700

ur a fuckin retard its fuckin vinegar dome ass fook

Thanks for the reply. Yes, I am serious about it. I have some money in the bank and nothing tying me down and I'm sick of the daily grind.

How long have you been RV living?
How do you deal with not having a permanent mailing address?
Are there any other snags you have run into, things you wish you could have done differently, or advice you can give?
thanks again

faggot

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what movie?

>How long have you been RV living?
4 years without any physical address
>How do you deal with not having a permanent mailing address?
It's really not even an issue. I can get stuff sent to friends places or general delivery at a post office. There are also mail services that will provide an address and forward mail for this precise circumstance though I've never bothered with one.
>Are there any other snags you have run into, things you wish you could have done differently, or advice you can give?
Legit I just wish I'd done it sooner.
You should have some money or credit available in case of break down but honestly this life is freeing in so many ways I can't begin to explain right now.
>thanks again
You're welcome. I'm falling asleep. Goodnight.

cheers

it's a show called Mad Men

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you have to take into the account the value of lost pussy

You should really reconsider your drill choices,

Bitch. I would've just gone away. What's he going to do? Call the cops on you?

I once dropped a penny down the storm drain.

Fuck you!

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bought some cheap ass condoms and my nut busted right through and knocked this bitch the fuck up

>$150 a month
Lol wot?!?! I spent like $100-$200 a day to support my heroin addiction. Heroin is definitely not cheaper. Maybe in the very beginning, but give a month.

I hope you didn't do this at a a nuclear power plant. Please tell me you did this in the 3rd world .

Ok I'll go.
> Be me long haul road train fuel tank driver In Australian outback.
>3 in the morning look out my review mirror see glow coming from 3rd trailer...think it was just a reflection keep driving
>Glow gets bigger. Fuck. I stop the truck
>Can now smell and see flames leaping from trailer.
>My face when I realise I wouldn't be able to run far enough away before it blows.
>Grab fire extinguisher from trailer run to the tyre aim and push handle. Nothing
> Flames now touching tank shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck run back to truck get another extinguisher race back aim Fire and another dud fire extinguisher.
> Race back to can get another fire extinguisher racing back resisting as the Lord as my Shepard.
> Aim fire success it's a live one. Battle the flames for a few minutes chemical hazie in the air from extinguisher fire's out.
> Am now a trembling mess my nerves shot I stagger my way to the cab I sit down beside the bull bar light a smoke and think the words a beautiful place.
> FUCKING BANG!! Front steer tyre blows.
>My face when actually shit my pants and had a mild heart attack.
>Change tyre change underwear and shorts. Time to Get trucking rang my
Boss explained what happened
>Mfw he calls me a hero. I hang up so proud of my self within 4 minutes now really flying a station wagon full of drunk aboriginals with no lights came out of fucking no where I serve off the road tyre grabs in the culvert truck rolls 4/5 times down an embankment.
>Shit here we go again I managed to get out without one scratch I start running like a 130kg Forrest Gump. The stench of fuel fills the air I make it up the bank then she blows. 1.8 million dollars worth of truck destroyed because of Aboriginals.

I accidentally ran into an expensive refrigerator with the forklift at work while moving goods, that fucker cost like $2,800, and it was shipped in for a specific customer.

Pre-ordering halo 5. That gay ass shit costed me over $200 fucking dollars. I hate 343 industries.

Hi he wouldn’t.

But I owned 32 bitcoins back in about 2014 and spent them on the darkweb. Sad shit

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> Didn’t turn 360° and leave.
Wasted op, user

TMS-Diazomethane no good?

hey fuck you. montana will still be here wheb la drops in the sea

>one day before the birth of my son
>brains scrambled
>doing a simple oil change on a brand new cummins engine
>less than 10k miles
>finish up
>crank the engine
>runs for about 30 seconds
>dies
>crank it again
>grinds
>forgot to refill the oil
>about 25k to replace the engine

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>threw away $100

into your pocket?

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you okay bud?

>17, day before high school graduation
>start drinking in shower after work at 2pm
>drink and smoke weed heavily the rest of the day/night
>go to bonfire to sell weed and end up dosing a load of acid around midnight
>????
>get arrested buying coffee at 8 am at a gas station next to the police station with a quarter of weed, 16 beers in my car, an open beer in the cupholder, an improperly stored rifle, a bong made from a Gatorade bottle and a socket, and 50 .22lr rounds in my pocket.
>22 hours solitary confinement, 9 months probation and $870 for a lawyer and all I got was a $125 fine from the dnr for the rifle.

Got off easy.

>maintenance tech here to
>I opened a vavle instead of keeping it close in a maintenance operation , and made a flooding of hot bitumen (200 deg C ) ... costed about 100K to compagny and almost killed one co-worker ... im still working for the compagny

Maintenance tech here too.
I opened a valve instead of keeping it closed during a maintenance operation, and flooded hot bitumen (200 deg C) somewhere it shouldn’t be. It cost the company about 100K and almost killed one co-worker. I’m still working for the company.

> OCDness

First week working at a ford plant I fucked up the machine I was supposed to use so badly they had to shut down the line for the rest of the shift.

Sent home everyone, with pay. They had to replace the machine, and stop production. Supervisor broke down the costs to me, and let me go. Was somewhere in the 300,000 range.

I was a service technician and had a major depression and stress burnout and neglected the shit out of a contract and lost the customer.

10s of millions a month loss to the company.
I warned the bosses for months that contract needed to be taken away from me and I couldn't handle the massive workload they put on me on top of it, so fuck em.

If we send a tree onto the tracks, or smash up a signal box or infrastructure and it shuts down the line, they will try bill me 6,5k a minute for the loss of business during shut down. Do not fuck with the trains. Fell trees onto each other by all means, do not fell them onto, or near the tracks.

I love my job but it can go horrifically wrong fast.

Don't fuck up until your probation is over and you're solid with the union.

Trying to make it work with a girl who cheated on me. Don't be that fool. Even if you still have love for her, she doesn't love you. I want those wasted dinners and vacations back.

I think only the jams were broken, everything else was just in a mess.

I do engineering work. I feel that feel. I havent done something like it but coworkers have.

It's not a mistake, but during a feasibility test I did on some equipment, we found bacterial buildup. Shut down production for 4 days and cost the company about 50k.

Just went to the quarterly meeting and they talked about it.

just build an addition what you need to care about on houses is proper plumbing and wiring the rest is just appearences.

There's a story about how when I was a child, my mother was shopping in some giant supermarket and I knocked a big plastic bottle of motor oil off a shelf and it split and started leaking.
My mother just kind of took off around the corner so no one would know we were involved but I picked up the bottle and ran after her thinking that she hadn't noticed the problem or something. She kept going and I chased after her leaving a trail of motor oil all through the store until I caught her and handed her a half-empty bottle of motor oil and told her that it broke.

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>You’ve obviously never seen one in flight. Awesome aircraft.
I've seen video, I'm sure they're cool.
Operation Black Buck was a total waste of time and money though. It accomplished basically nothing, put one half of one runway out of commission for about 12 hours, it didn't even prevent the combat aircraft from using it, just heavies.
The only material effect it had was that during their attack flights, their ECM provided an umbrella to the harriers and that was basically a mistake and if the airforce knew they were helping the navy like that, they probably wouldn't have done it.

The entire mission was purely because the airforce wanted to look useful somehow since the navy was taking all the glory in the war and budgets had already been cut a lot in the airforce and they looked like they were about to lose their nuclear role to the navy too.
It was entirely about inter-departmental politics and budgeting, with no sound military objectives or outcomes.

>but the post refers to the Vulcan M61 20mm cannon not the plane itself
And therein is the joke, user.

>They only time they ever got used was in the Falklands war and they didn't do much useful then except maybe be an ECM platform that helped other aircraft.

the Black Buck missions scared the living shit out of the Argentines, and landed a bomb cleanly in the middle of the airport runway. Doing so denied its use to fast jets, and gave them the realisation that the Vulcans could strike from Ascension Island - meaning they could also strike Buenos Aires and mainland targets, if so needed - including with nuclear strikes. That made the junta withdraw the FAA's Dassault Mirage jets to the mainland.

The end result of that move was that the Mirages' patrols left them on limited fuel reserves when on CAP over the Falklands, which meant that they were unable to use the mirage's primary strength - high-energy, high altitude intercept. As a result, the mirages were matched by the subsonic Harriers flying at ground level. as a result of which the Argentines lost air superiority control over the Falkland airspace. As a result of that loss, the RN landing craft were able to land almost unopposed, and retake the island.

the Vulcan was the indirect lynchpin that formed the foundation of the entire retaking of the Falklands. quite the opposite of "didnt do much useful"

Kek

bwahaha, you dumb fuck
Sometimes it's crazy to think how stupid we all were as children

Used shitty valves in a nice engine.
Top of the valve snapped off and fell into the combustion chamber.
It chewed the piston and block and caused a fuel fire out of the carb, destroying a few accessories in the process.

never was a fan of fallout ever since las vegas.

>it didn't even prevent the combat aircraft from using it, just heavies.

the opposite - the fast jets couldnt use it, the heavy transports could (FAA used STOL C-130's)

the Black Buck missions' largest impact, however, wasnt bombing the runway, it was the psychological impact on the Junta leadership, who hadnt expected the UK to have anything like that sort of force projection. they thought they were out of range.

game is literally made by retarded hamsters

Bought a used (but really nice) Volvo sedan. My previous car was pretty crappy. There was sufficient engine noise that it was really easy to hit shift points based on sound, so I never looked at the Tachometer. New car was nearly silent. Took it onto the highway the first day I had it. Didn't get any engine noise to prompt me to shift. Ran it up to about 75-80 mph in third gear and blew the engine.

Ouch.

...

Are you retarded?

>Tylenol
Not that user, but Tylenol hasn't done literally anything in well over a decade.

Checked. Kill yourself though.

what'd you buy?

I can not believe you didn't notice the mass strain on the car. You my friend do not belong in a motorized vehicle

Worked in a plastic factory for two years making toilet paper dispensers. Made about 400 units of an Electrical dispenser that cost about $60 per part. Didn't notice the machine wasn't fully molding the part in one area. They all got rejected by the customer and we had to throw them out.

Good times.

Checked.

Thanks for the add. Have a link to dozens of green texts saved over a decade.

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Kek