My neighbor constantly bitches about me smoking cigarettes outside...

My neighbor constantly bitches about me smoking cigarettes outside. I can hear her whining "Oh my GOD thats so fucking disgusting! I can't breathe outside of my own home!!!"

How can I get back at her?

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Hot box her place while she's out.

Smoke more and get cancer.
Then die on her door step.
That will show her.

smoke weed instead

Murder her

First week I moved in I waved hi to her and she just gave me the most evil look you could imagine. She's that NIMBY type of neighbor down to a T. Just to give you an idea of what type of person she is. Since when did I stop living in America.

Have her smoke something else, ya know?

She complains about that smell as well.

Just don't give a shit. She can just be an adult and deal. Your smoking outside

I was on both sides, currently smoke free and hopefully I stay that way. And its smell does become irritating if you are not used to smoking at least 2 cigs a day. And it's not the smell itself that's problematic, but that it stays around for quite a long time.

Of course she does sound like a bitch, so there's that.

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I smoke weed in my backyard all the time and my neighbors are afraid to say something because they think I’m some sick criminal cause I smoke weed

Technically the neighbor can take you to court for this. They can complain that the cigarette smoke is interfering with their right to enjoy their property.

Offer free cigarettes to a couple people and just smoke and blow it through her window

Take your lazy ass a few yards away from the shared space you stupid fucking air polluting self entitled prick

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Complain loudly about your bitch of a neighbour.

Is smoking outside of her house not enough?

Fuck you faggot. I smoke in the center of my yard or in my car. This bitch comes out front for 1 second and starts bitching. It's annoying as fuck. Some people got nothing better to do than to complain about shit.

Burn down her house.
Turn the pig into smoked bacon.
Become an arsonist, OP.

This

Tell the old bitch to shut the fuck up

I've moved my smoking area to the middle of my yard. I also occasionally smoke in my car. She's an absolute bitch. She's the type of person who hates her life, so she complains about every little thing that she doesn't like.

Then take satisfaction in that you are being the adult and accommodating, and she has a hate filled shitty life and will find a problem with anything. At some time in your life it will be important that you are seen as the adult.

This is good advice. Heed it

No FUCK YOU asshole.
I have a neighbor just as ignorant as you
and every time he fires one up my bronchia
seizes up and get nauseous. Why the fuck should people have to put up with that shit.
Fucking quit wasting time waiting for cancer to kill you and just buy a gun and blow your brains out in front of her. She will have ptsd forever but at least she won't have to put up with a stupid fucking selfish cunt anymore. Fucking goof probably vote republican too

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I try my best to ignore her whining. It still irks me that I can't enjoy a smoke on a property that I paid 300k bux on.

Why are liberals so violent?

I do vote Republican. You sounds like every other crying ass liberal out here in California.

Oooooo REEEEEE my bronchia

I'm LOLing at your life and bronchia.

Go live in Nazi Germany if you wanna tell people they can't smoke on their own fucking property.

you 2 must be stupid to not notice it was a troll post

>bronchia

HUUUR HUUUR I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!!

Typical Republican pig. Thinks spending money gives him the right to make others sick. Why don't you smoke in your house asshole? What you don't want to kill your kids but fuck the neighbors coz they aren't related to me.
I hope you drop a lit but and catch fire

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Typical weak and whiny lib thinks second hand smoke in trace amounts is gonna make him sick. I bet your fat ass eats mcdonalds on the reg.

Anyone left or right of the middle is a shortsighted fucktard quick to violence

You have the right to smoke as She to complaint about. Stop being a pussy stupid kid and think more if she's right. Afterall it's murrica for you two

I have asthma. Neighbors smoking outside comes in my window and makes my bronchia seize and I start coughing. It also makes me nauseous. But of course the cunt who smokes under my window wasn't content with giving his wife emphysema now he's working on me.
McDonalds is revolting but no where near as revolting as your selfish lack of consideration of others. God forbid you take 20 steps down your fucking driveway so the only person you make sick is yourself. My fucking insurance premiums will end up going for your health care as you die slowly and painfully from something every fucking idiot on the planet knows causes heart disease stroke and cancer

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Just die of lung cancer you worthless piece of garbage. The sooner the better we'll all be.

Stop being in highschool and quit

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go out naked and masterbate, when she complains, call the cops that she is a peeping tom

If it was it was a similar enough to a regular liberal that I just have to bow, take my hat off and congratulate on an excellent act.

Sick as in needing medical weed or criminal as in a nigger who deals drugs?

You're thinking to small
Crack is the awnser obviously

Tell me I'm wrong.

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Are you still whining about this? You're either the most autistic fuck to ever post here, with the exception of the sixx log poster, or you're conducting some "social media influencer" fucktarded experiment.

Only gays and goths smoke.

Quit smoking and become a better person.

That'll show her

Little bitches acting like they're the only ones that suffer health problems. I bet you cunts don't even realize the disgusting things you do that affect people everyday.

>my neighbors are afraid to say something because they think I’m some sick criminal

I doubt that, they probably don't call the cops because they don't care, my neighbors on both sides of my house smoke weed and I've never called the cops because
A:I've smoked in the past and don't want to be a hypocrite
B: I know the cops probably would not do anything (most of them smoke too)
C: I don't care enough to make an issue of it.

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Shit on her doorstep

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Start bringing a cup of something to drink, slurp loudly while she is up there bitching. Sounds small, but it will drive her up the walls.

Start vaping

Stop fucking polluting the air around you, you fucking fucker. Go far enough away that you're not polluting her air. Walk down the street to a dead end. Sail into the middle of the ocean. Bury yourself in a crypt. Whateverthefuck you need to do to smoke where my air isn't fucking fucked up.

Pretty much every day I have to walk down sidewalks in a city and there are fucking smokers everywhere. If I take a deep breath I cough my fucking lungs out. I hope they get lung cancer and die.

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shit on her doorstep

She has the right to complain as you have the right to smoke, just don't give a fuck about it.

I'm asthmatic and smoke a pack a day. You sound like a pussy

Use a nail gun to make it so she can't open her doors and then burn the place down in the middle of the night.

Get her drunk, fuck her in the ass raw.

Also, your a faggot for still smoking in 2019 and should probably just go ahead and kill yourself.

start smoking weed and big fucking cigars

stop smoking, live longer than her, and piss on her grave

The concept of freedom upon one’s real property predates the Republican Party by at least 10,000 years.

Shit on her chest

exactly this

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be kind, understanding, and friendly. she is your neighbor and in the long run it is beneficial to both of you if you can find some mutual peace. quarreling neighbors is not new, it is a story as old as time. just do your best not to escalate the situation any further.

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Just stop smoking, you won't hear her bitching ever again

Buy her out/buy her house

No one cares.
Your rights end at your property line

Keep smoking until you die like the cancer you are.

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guys cumming in a girls mouth when they said not to.
have a nice day :)

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How about smoke inside your place. And if you are telling us you are not allowed then maybe you should think about that.