I torrented this record the other day just to see what all the fuss was about...

Billie makes the incels SEETHE

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i'd fuck her as long as i didn't have to listen to her

Billie is an ugly cunt who dresses like a boy. You attracted to boys faggot?

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city
I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me

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YOU'RE BOILING

Youre the one posting in all caps.

Not OP but you are a huge fag.

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I don't get zoomers at all. They drool allover TayTay and her shitty yodeling music. I mean that's all she does it Do-RAY-mi-FA-si-LA-di-DOH on repeat. Now you get a hot female that is the reincarnation of kurt cobain and you all hate on her Yea Forums. Why? You fags really have the worst, autistic taste of the whole Internet.

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baste billieposter

>kurt cobain
cobain sucked ass

>Actress
>Artist
>Book author
>Social critic
>Singer
>Disc jockey
>Intellectual
>Therapist
>Martyr for Justice
>Teacher
>Role model for young women
>Feminist
>Advocate for world peace
>UN ambassador for peace
>Mossad Agent
>Advocate for womens rights
>Adult industry spoke person
>Political commentator
>Mensa member
>Actress
>Fighter
>Writer
>Author
>Designer
>Have 255+ IQ

Who can compete?

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>only 3 albums
>In the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame
>sucked ass
Sure thing, child

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>Role model for young women
>Have 255+ IQ

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>record
>torrent
get a load of this silent generation poster

Using a Rolling Stone cover from April 2018 doesn't mean shit.

>garage band quality guitarist
>couldn't carry a tune in a bucket
>the rock and roll hall of fame has always been a joke.
seriously, when they started inducting disco acts, they lost every last shred of cred. and i had one of his records by accident from one of those silly ass clubs. it sucked. i traded it for a beer

i cannot believe you fucking maroons are still arguing over this. i've took a shower and drank 3 beers since i saw this fucking thread. god you guys are fucking lame.

well the earliest blues singers or bob dylan didn't carry much of a tune either. It's not about technical perfection, it's about uniqueness, soul, great lyrics and just honest musical integrity that makes artists important and endure.

i don't think the rock n roll hall of fame is a joke compared to the grammys. i think there are some really good, innovative bands in that museum.

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then go be drunk and fat somewhere else loser. nobody cares.

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Seriously this is probably one of the best pop albums I’ve hear in the last twenty years. Why would we expect neck beards to have a good taste in music though. They have shit taste in everything else.

The reason Billie is so good is because her sound is different. Morons are going to push back against that.

It's sad because now there's going to be a hundred eilish imitators.

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i could record someone taking a shit. different doesn't mean good

Depends youtu.be/fTJg2tPsJRg

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