Rekt thread

rekt thread

>must be 18 to enter

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That face... ultimate pain and fear. Poor bastard.

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mexican cartels as hyenas lol

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i want more stuff like that! its pure gold

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good file name

>rekt thread
>must be this edgy to enter

The blonde looks horrified when that legless fat ass falls on her

Whats with all the animal shit?

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Awww.

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did he just fucking blow up?

bro what the fuck is that? that is literally acting like a monkey in mannerisms. did someone successfully mate with a primate or someshit? im fucking scared bros...

looks like a really bad hernia or something.

I suspect he has literally no abs and his lungs extended into his stomack area.

Leave the fucking racoon alone maaan.

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critical hit

goddamn that's scary

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Nobody looks worried. Why?

Is that Paul denino ?

imagine the smell

Grab the bull by the balls.

that is just an efficient way to gut a rabbit

>Jiffy Pop Belly.webm

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lmaoooo no fuckin way, i did not know you could just do that

honestly fuck them they shit all over parks and ruin them i fucking hate them.

howd he get up there lol

lol clearly india

Used his tusks like rock picks.

bruh bitches can pick up the nastiest fucking habits jeeeeeezus christ.

Omg he's the missing link!

thats fucking disgusting

>Filename

this nigga gay

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It's asia, those bugmen don't care about their fellow man, at all.
Look at the ones where someone is killed by a car, the traffic just continues around or sometimes over the body. They don't give two shits.

>slacklining
>....fucking why?

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Wouldn't you be?

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Calm down. It's just your average Brazilian. Your country will be like this soon. Multiculturalism makes us strong!

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WHY

Young Tyrone

does anyone have a vid of the kid being thrown off the Mall of America balcony?

Krang.

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Found the bullied kid

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
seriously though that shit is unnerving af. idk if i just dont like monkeys but fuck that shit man...

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What the fuck are they doing?
Rehearsing for a bridge scene in Star Trek ?

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story?

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what happened to the good old days of fagchan?

Om nom nom

IDK

That's one big ass turtle lol

but but - pitbulls are safe!

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That is what a call taking your dog for a wok.

Did this mofo get skewered with a fishing pole?

Lol

What should they be worried about? That he becomes a zombie and starts biting people?

These threads used to be a lot more diverse...

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Diversity is our greates strength after all

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Fucking great. Nothing drives me nuts like people walking in the road with sidewalks right next to them.

howd he get up there lol

he was up there then all the snow melted

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wow we got a new alpha

that's racist

Aye.. Yea Forums is the most perverted melting pot on the web.

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brother i am fucking deceased right now holy shit.

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>niggers
>gonna nig
>lovers gonna love
>I dont even need
>none of the obove
>i'm gonna
>piss on you
>pee pee pee
>drip drip drip
>pee on you

Poor birb ;_;

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kek thanks for some real rekt

this one really got me tbh. Bowtie did nothing wrong. Nuke the japs, weeb war now

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Not the piss bottles

where the fuck is this.
holy shit one of worst things I ever seen
what the fucking fuck story?

I didnt watch the full video
but im assuming that stupid fucking chink killed it?
like sadistically tortured it?

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>Quaid, you have to start the reactor

Howd he get up there lol

The raccon's all like hey bruh, let's hang out sometime.

He feel asleep up there during high tide.

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And they say animals arent gay

I hate those fucking animals. I have relatives that have those idiot dogs and they can't understand why the dogs keep killing the cats and goats. They are as fucking stupid as the dogs. I won't go over to their place. Told them I would shoot their dogs the second I felt un-comfortable

this is basically the story
>zipperhead nip monkey whores herself to orbiters on instagram
>has a cat named bowtie
>decides one day to torture her cat by putting it in the dryer
>just does this because where she lives people hate cats or something
>posts pictures/the video on her instagram, facebook, etc. for attention
>her fans are pissed at her
>yellow nip monkey defends herself saying she hated the cat
>the area she lives in (GuangDong china) has no real laws against animal cruelty (big surprise) so nothing really happens to her
as far as I know, she hasn't had to face any real consequences for her actions. There were rumors that someone found her and beat the hell out of her, but that's probably not true. This was a long time ago though. She did, however, take her social media accounts down due to all the shit she was getting thrown at her, and on account of the fact that some extremely based user out there managed to phish her IP, and thus knew roughly where she was.

Cat died. RIP bowtie.

especially if handled by stupid Amerilards

bump
seriously wtf

whoever said a monkey shouldnt smoke weed sure wasnt a monkey on weed

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they are safe... if the one holding the leash is 200+ pounds of pure muscle and a scrawny girl

also this was her response to all the threats she got from people. She redacted pretty quickly when someone posted her IP address and something along the lines of "I'm coming chink"

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Majestic as fuck!

EDIT
NOT a scrawny girl

>you stupid fuck, you have to be 18 to use the site
>ToS NewFag
>NO ONE USES THIS SITE UNDER THE AGE OF 18

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Thats so fucked up
I dont really say this but i honestly hope she dies

>RIP Bowtie

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What? Fuck off pussyfart, Brazilians aren't all niggas alright, actually 60% I'd say is white, this shit looks more like Africa with this stick house.

howd he get up there lol

who cares?cats are gay

Can you imagine the retard strength that fucker has?!

HUEHUEs are legit some of the dumbest, most inbred people I've ever witnessed.

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Thanks lad. Damn shame.

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if this is real, this dumb fuck just blew off his jaw and failed to kill himself....

the face you make when you can't even kill yourself properly.

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AOC getting elected

he looks so happy

Fucking Asians

Its fake faggot

Nooo...
noone

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE BRUTAL DE-ARMING AND GUTTING ALIVE

MODS WORK

>muh raised right
>muh stereotype
>they're just big teddybears!
>they are gentle giants!
Gonna save this video to my phone so I can show it to pitbull owners and call them bad people.

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Woah taking hunting notes holy jeez

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Fucking savage. Holy shit

Damn, that a huge joint.

imagine thinking mods take down posts in an active thread on b

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Man, apes and monkeys truly are the coolest animals
Prove me wrong
>Protip: You can't

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Yeah, i don't have an argument for HUEHUEs. BUT, HUEHUEs is a thing and blacks and niggers are another different thing. I'd say most HUEs are white and a little bit of black, the big part of the niggers are more of the like, gangsta, drugs and shit. Another thing is, it will depend, like the USA some states are majority white....

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>free drink
kek

lol I totally made up that shit I told them

fake

Well that seemed like a reasonable reaction

I worked with a bunch of South American J-1s for a bit. They're not nigs and will actually toss you a beating if you imply they're 'impure' or 'dumb' cause that like challenges their social status as pure/blood Brazilians.

However they eat like shit and try to drink or get high on the most disgusting shit you've ever seen. Im pretty toasted right now, but I could fill a Yea Forumsread with my HUEHUE kitchen stories.

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That was cool looking; hes lucky. He didn't get hit

They swallow them whole and alive in the belief they will cleanse the intestines by running through them.

Based Asian lady
Cats are animals for literal faggots

dumb nigger

Wholesome wackyrino rekt

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Yeah because bullets light up when they're shot
Fucking retard

kys

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sorry you feel that way lil guy

That's not how you slaughter a pig you fucking dummies.

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about what

>>global warming
kek

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Name a better metal band, Yea Forums

Protip: You can't.

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Kid learned something that day.

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Again, fuck, can't deny about drunk Brazilians, most of 'em are fucking disgusting, drinking like shit, since even holidays to, basically, drink we have, look for the Brazil golden shower video, a bunch of degenerate... And what do u mean? Brazilian food is good, u must be thinking of the rest of the South America, like Bolivia, disgusting food...
3rd is, i can't think of a Brazilian bitching for purity status, everyone have at least some nig blood, but, at least, lots are white with European blood, bcz of mass immigration.

It is what it is
It could have been a dog

I kek at the thought of this being public enemy number one for pepe he gets his retribution.

Nice dub-trips.

That was easy.

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Humanity has failed

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cc.com/video-clips/gdy1yj/comedy-central-presents-chimp-and-the-woman

It's the Chimpy Child

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The knife in his head was dipped in pure mescaline and when it penetrated hia brain he went on a vaporwave tinted onslaught!

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>And what do u mean? Brazilian food is good
No Brazilian cuisine is actually great. I mean, J-1s eat McDonalds they left in a freezer for 3 days. The ones i worked with used to save food and would microwave like brisket and pork and shit cause they just have this weird hoarding mentality when it came to food. Might just be a Brazilian student thing, but it was gross and you could smell them cooking that shit down the hall.

>i can't think of a Brazilian bitching for purity status
Its not bitching but they fancy themselves more cultured and refined than north americans (specifically niggers) and if you challenged that they get really hostile and offended.

the one dude flipped out because we went to a bar and the black sous chef we all worked for order a shot of vodka and that did not jive with him because it was like a 'cretin drink'. We beat him in pool later and kept feeding him beer so he wasnt so agitated but still, they don't like coming off as lower class for whatever reason.

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howd he get up there lol

System of a down

Thats a great album mezmerized right I'm not bothering to use google so I'm gonna guess here

Yeah I hate golfers.

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yep

>woman's hand is on her belly
Whoever made this is a fucking retard.

murica

i like the one that goes around the mixer at work. looks really sturdy and well welded

>believes it is real

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Bros link the video I’m away from my pc, I’m mobile fagging

ex

wtf just happened

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lolol

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1 less nigger in the world xD

Lol, that bitch in the pool is getting oral.

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>the only way to get a nigger into a pool

Did you look at op's rules? No underagess
Faggit

Who is this fucking legend? he doesn't give a single fuck

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Howd he get up there lol

how the hell did you see that hahaha good eye

That's one lit fucking party

howd he get up there lol

Fuck children fuck zoomers
Both of them are seething at this because they dont wanna get pitbull aids and a bitten leg

I'll never understand why these idiots try to commit suicide from jumping off bridges. They just hit water.

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Anyone know if nig is killed?

Microencephaly, mother had zika while pregnant with him. Now a problem here in America thanks to globalist horseshit.

>they don't like coming off as lower class for whatever reason.

Most of nigs here are retards they will eat eggs 24/7 if they get to have a new smartphone every 6 months. Also about the other retard saying we're not majority nigs , think again you can declare yourself any race for the stats retards so ofc our SUPER HIGH IQ society thinks being white even if you look like mohammed from france for anything they will take the chance.

Maybe they can’t swim

You play too much video games

Is this what's meant when they say their women need to have Male chaperones?

Holy fuck this guy is stupid

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is this what rednecks do with their time?

Because everyone's seen it a million times

>556633

Woah...

there's one way to do it

>How to make serial killers

:'(

Is that how your supposed to hunt coons

tyler1?

howd he get up there lol?

That dude was literally a balloon.

How did he get up there lol

RIP Snippers

Oh shit VHS 2

I think it's just an insane hernia

A sniper? W

Ew wtf are those

kek

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Top kek

>stands there filming

I'm not claiming they could have saved the kid but seriously. I guess in shitskin land people get brutally killed all the time and it instantly becomes a party of people standing around with their hands in their pockets

wtf happened

Today this kid has learned what all men must learn, to leave your balls alone.

I laugh at thee. Here are my pibbles in training

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That's probably gonna cause health problems down the line

A boy was literally thrown off a balcony at mall of america today I expect to see it in future rekt threads

bruh i done that

so much pain you can't do anything just lay there and writhe in pain

F

...You're very, very stupid. At a very velocity, hitting water becomes equivalent to hitting concrete. And even if you don't die instantly, you'll get knocked out and drown. I hope this was bait.

Go fuck yourself

another one today?

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Too school for cool

Fake as fuck

doubt it was caught on camera unless there is a security camera

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That title is a lie. It should be dogs maul cat. Fucking liar. Got my hopes up. Filthy mutts. I'm talking about the dog and the amerimutt

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Hes building a goblin army

OK SERIOUSLY.. FUCKING SERIOUSLY...

Id ask my girl right the fuck now why the fuck any chick would do this... since my pussy aint around da fuck.. someone ask there girl what the fuck up..

I NEED TO KNOW THIS FUCKING ANSWER...


IM TRIGGERED!@eq@#@#er@#r#$r@w

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you are PCC or CV

Vegetable soup

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I bet they are the best fuck toys.

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I too can read the filename.

Rocky Balboa not found. No pain no gain

I turn 18 in two hours. Can I still post stuff?

>black hand
Figures

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Pucci rex

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Nah you're supposed to use a tree and some rope, if no trees are around, a car bumper will suffice.

reported

Big kahuna

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fake as shit

anyone ive been looking for source for years on this webm help me out

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Throwing my doggo out of plane.

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Someone else probly got shot to dumb bitch fired a round pulling it out of a bag twards the camera man

Do not click!!! Oh the huge manatee!!!

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sopa
de
macacao

Fake as shit faggot

Fuck! Lololok

Nogs

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Wait, check his pulse

India..

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Dog eats lion rex

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Pussy rex

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Niggers rexs wipipo

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and we wonder why pit bulls make up 70% of serious dog bite victims

John wixk

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Nog rex

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Wipipo rex

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Bump

Nogs rext

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