What's the dumbest thing a female ever told you?

The dumbest thing a female, actually more than one female, has told me in reaction to some other guy flirting and trying to score with my girl is "He Was Just Being Nice"

'No he wasn't, he was trying to get into your pants and was stepping over many lines you blind fucking thot'

Hate it when girls do this. So fucking stupid and dumb.

that one stings, user

"I'll always love you"

So many that I don't remember them all to even sort them out.

"I'll always love you, I can't live without you".

Same cunt that fucked another guy in our bed that we shared together for over 6 years. Left me for the same guy.

Women are dumb whores.

"im a good person!!!"

Classic...

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post a pic of one first

"It was an accident, I swear"

"I was drunk, it didn't mean anything"

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"Billie Eilish so unique and makes unbelievable good music"

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>dating ESL scum
Dios mio.

"I like horses I do in Snohomish."
"You live in Snohomish?"
"No"

You'll find someone.

Literally what my exgf was doing for the past month til I dumped her earlier today

Girl I was talking to on tinder for awhile kept canceling on us until eventually saying “I’ve seen enough lifetime movies to know not to trust men.”

"you shouldn't kill yourself"

"Pee is stored in the balls".

I dont really rememeber quite well, but it had something to do about laughing and losing

hilarious though

Dude what

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lol

>in class talking about american revolutionary war
>girl blurts out why didn't they just use airplanes

Wow

"I just found out my ex-boyfriend just died from a cocaine overdose" My response was, "So, you're not trying to fuck tonight"?

See, this shit right here is what pisses me off about women. They never let go of their exes. Ex did this, ex did that. Fuck off with that bullshit.

I don't give one solitary fuck about my exes or what they're doing. Hell, they may be dead IDGAF. Fucking women are fucking idiots.

>go to an all inclusive resort
>find a russian bitch
>we fuck a lot
>we record it on her camera
>we go home and agree that we will try to continue a long distance relationship
>ask her for the footage
>"I am sorry but my camera fall down and the memory stick broke"

I once asked a girl if she was single. She said yes, but she lives with a guy because they have a kid together

in the shape of an "L" on her forehead

that im a niggewr

Good on you once they start that shit it'll lead to cheating eventually

''I'm done arguing with you because all you do is resort to logic and not only is that useless but it makes no sense''

my mom's first boyfriend was my dad when she was 15 lol

Not so much told me. But she argued that Paris was in Spain.

Miss that dumb fuk

How old is she now?

My wife asks me how to spell words constantly. Sometimes I wonder about her IQ

"Trump will make America great again”

lol

That her family was directly related to the king of wales....because part of her families' surname is wales.

I could never be unfaithful to you.

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Oh hey, Lil Xan got his teeth fixed.

Women are so goddamn unstable and dangerous. Red flags are there for a reason. Please, guys, don't stick with a woman if there's red flags. Myself and all of my male friends and many friendly acquaintances have tried it so you don't have to. They will break your heart and screw up your life and not regret it because they're "figuring myself out". Please, take no shit from women. As soon as you discover them doing any of these revolting things or something similar, drop them like a bad fucking habit.

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i own everything, i know everything, i research everything & you cant do shit you fucking fag

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"Women are equal to men"

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"Hillary is going to make such a good president"

"Hillary is not corrupt! She cares about the poor people"

both same girl kek

“I’ve never done this before” starts sucking my dick like a pro.

This. And, look up vids on youtube about Narcissism by Ramani Durvasula, and Richard Grannon. Learn to recognise the signs, and stay well away. They can be very good at hiding what they really are. They will fuck your life up.

"No"

"I voted"

This.This.

Nigger what is with this crooked looking cunt and everyone posting her

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That she didn't want me to cum inside her.

"i love you"

I've always been terrified of being in a relationship because I caught on very early that this is how it worked. Shit tests, dishonesty, cheating.

I am not strong or stable enough to handled the type of shit that I'm always hearing that men have to deal with when it comes to women. Just because I'm horny and lonely as fuck doesn't mean I should subject myself to narcissism and emotional abuse. I wish I was fully gay so I could completely ignore females in any sexual or romantic way.

Guys have always been more honest, more helpful and more compassionate to me than any women. I swear half the women I talked to in highschool had the emotion capacity of literal children. Yet I can't express any of my true feelings on this stuff without knowing most are only going to see me as some miserable sexist.

it really sux gius...

and on a side note, fucking fuck the idea that women are more sincere and sympathetic on average. I refuse to believe that. Women are yin and men and yang for a reason.

Also they are complaining about most guys are assholes, which is funny. Yeah there are lots of dumbass guys out there, but do they really deserver better? I dont think so, at least

lol

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>they are complaining about most guys are assholes
That isn't sincere, girls want that. I have heard story after story of girls going crazy with lust on their bf's after the guy merely hits them during a confrontation, or exercises any dominance without causing severe injury.

lol, logic not making sense. Nice trips btw

"Don't rape me! Stop!!"

I think we have a winner

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>Yeah there are lots of dumbass guys out there, but do they really deserver better?

So much truth. Shit attracts shit

False, shit attracts flies

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i'm a good woman...

It's the Jews. It's gotta be the Jews.

“ im not drunk “ and several minutes later “ im not gonna puke”

telling me that i was good looking, when i know and everyone else know i am a really ugly motherfucker

"I'm sorry, user. I'm just not emotionally ready for a romantic relationship right now."
>is literally in one not even an hour after this conversation
lol O.k.

my best friend started to distance herself after a while, I thought she didn't wanna talk to me anymore, I ask her if she still wanted to be friends with me
>"ofc user, don't ask such a stupid question"
ghosts about a month later

mfw

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"I'm not in love with you, but I love you as a friend"
after a fucking two year relationship
Fuck that

"i'm not going to blow you but a handjob means nothing"

We're not gonna have sex right before we have sex.

kek

"Gender is a social construct."

I mean obviously but why

pretty much. doesn't matter, still got jerked off

This is YOU being the fucking idiot... and a sociopathic one to boot. Expecting someone else to IDGAF about people simply because you do is the epitome of selfish.

We weren’t even talking before it just happened (after we break up she immediately got a new boyfriend lol) -3 year long relationship. Bitches are stupid nowadays no class. So now I cum dump every bitch I meet.

That she loved me

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I don't think this guy explained it too well.

He's definitely not a sociopath, don't be like Reddit and jump the gun.

What he's trying to say is "I don't care nor want to hear about your exes, so why bring them up?"

They are pretty dumb. I wouldn't say uneducated dumb, just how they view the world and reality dumb. Like theyre entitled to everything, and can hurt anyone they want. Because they have freedom they choose carefully who to fuck and they ONLY fuck that certain v neck Chad twat type. So, that means a huge majority of us lads barley get laid if at all because we arent perfect straight from a men's magazine. While Chad the king alpha elephant seal drowns in pussy we look up and say, "Fuck. Might as well kill ourselves. The only thing we can get are aids hookers.."
Back when they didnt have rights you could just pick whatever woman you wanted with enough money. Err drug one and rape one. No one gave a fuck. Every man got pussy back then. Now its a giant competition of Who is successful and good looking enough. Its very selective and its bullshit.

"i just don't think it would be good for our mental health to be in a relationship right now
>tells me 2 days later after I'm diagnosed with testicular cancer that she's seeing someone
i fucking hate women.

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>Every man got pussy back then

Bruh that's not even true.

SOME men got pussy, SOME didn't, that's how it always worked and still does today.

"I support men's rights."

During sex "this reminds me of the time my dad raped me"

think it was a joke mate

"Take that tissue box off of the back seat ledge. If you have to stop short, it can fly forward, hit you on it's corner, and break your neck."

omg I can smell the unshowered incel butthurt from here

Tell her that she reminds me of my mother

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>Bruh

I didn't mean literally every single man in exact numbers got his dick wet back then, you bigot. It was just more likely because you could fucking BUY them. Or go to a brothel or some shit. Kek

Dood...

Good for you user. You’ll be better off in a relationship where you both respect each other’s boundaries.

“Our relationship will last forever”

>omg

In a group of people, was wondering how they keep the water hot in the pipes on the way to the house. Not fucking kidding.

An no, we don't live in Iceland...lol

"My victory is so assured that I don't even think about Trump anymore"
-Shillary Cunton

>get a load of these goys! Tell Goldberg to double investment in cinema.

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>Dumbest thing a female has ever told anyone.
Her Opinion.

Based. This girl was pulling it on me all the time, on one hand she'd say things like 'you're the biggest I've had' which to be honest is an ego boost, but even that makes me think of some other fella's dick so that's no good! Worst is when they speak positively about them, fuck me it's the biggest red flag if she says '---- used to do [insert ridiculous cuckolded thing her] for me!'

so good baby

“You should always be worried that I’ll find someone better” not kidding

"I'll never stop loving you user"
"This pussy belongs to you"
"You and I belong to each other and that means we love each other!"
>fucking cheats on me with a fucking ugly Cuban fuck coworker.

xD

now tjats ritorded

checked. It's proven that women don't understand reason or logic, honestly try it out. Insult your girlfriend in a nice voice and with a smile and she'll respond positively. And if she fumes at you just talk about something else (still about her though) and she'll respond well.

For example this is how to cure a fat girlfriend:

DON'T: [serious voice] I th-th-think you sh-sh-should c-c-consider maybe perhaps eating a tiny moderately slightly bit less?

DO: [smiling and calm, relaxed voice] 'heeeeeey is that a cake?[slaps her belly] You've had enough of those hahahahaha.....'

Or if she approaches you angry about something:

>user I can't believe you [whatever]'

OH my god you look great! What did you do with your hair?

>goes on big rant about everything she did and forgets her anger

Easy mode my boys.

superior*

Wow that is dumb.
Women are clearly better.

Don't cum in my mouth

Thing is women have always been extra helpful with me. Honestly I'm good looking, so I know it's that, but at the same time it pisses me off because it shows you how easily women are influenced by looks-FAR more than men are I'm telling you. Once you know that you'll see why female prison guards end up doing drug dealers and shit.

Lol you must have been tearing that pussy UP

“I’m a lesbian”

Fuck me mat you have my sympathy, not quite two years but a few months with this girl (tohugh I'd known her years really) and she says after fucking some other lad 'well we weren't going out were we? It never got to that point'

As though going out all the time, literally saying 'I'm not going to have sex with anyone but you', speaking nearly 24/7 and having sex doesn't count as a relationship..fucking hell do you need to beat them for them to understand that?

Fuck up that badly that you turned her lesbo? Kek

Thanks mate
I feel you too
Shit sucks but fuck her, there's other women out there

>isnt mexico over the sea?

we live in canada.

"Im going to be in playboy someday"
>You dont have a good enough body for that
"You dont need a body to get into playboy"
>Stares at studio audience

>implying women can say something smart

Im on the pill

amirite fellas

That some crack head with a 3 incher is better than me with my 6 incher
Also
"I love you"
"I'll always be with you"
"You are my only" usually when I was balls deep
Oh also this gem "I dated your bother"

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Yeah the thing to remember is:

'If I were born somewhere else, if I went to a different school, got a different job, went to a different club that night, or even if I had my head turned as she came in, would I have met her? Probably not, would my life have been worse for it or would I have gotten on with it and made the best of my situation?'

Good luck to you mate, and god speed you.

No joke a girl actually accused me of trying to get her pregnant....hmmmmm

>I dated your brother

What did you do?

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Felt that shit :/

Legit acted calm when I got home tried to murder him keke

Hey guys, "I did it for you" handjob guy here.

She literally told me she was planning to use it to make me jealous and get more of my attention. To truncate a long story, she was touched by grampa as a kid and never quite got the kinda therapy she needed.
Cue sexually-deviant and manipulative 20something, right?

It was crazy by the books for me. Some chicks do that, and the trick in life is to dissociate from them such that that shit is water off your back.

My comeuppance is that some ten years later she's still not over me that I know of.

"9/11 wasn't an inside job"

pretentious faggot kys

“You probably got it from my period blood”
Wiman I was seeing on how I got chlamydia from her.

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I am a bisexual, I don't sleep around

Did he know you were going out with her and decided to stay silent for some reason? If not it's her fault isn't it?

Sounds like her Grampa should have touched her on the head with a hammer. Stupid woman logic that was and an excuse, some girls can't help slagging about. This isn't to brag, but necessary for my story. So I've been consistently called 8/10-9/10 by loads of girls right? Cue me going out with this girl a few months, a 6/10-7/10 but I really liked her personality, no joke. I didn't give a shit what other people thought if they thought anything, loved her, didn't I? Since I'd known her for ages those emotions were basically 'unbottled' and came on quickly. Anyway, to cut a long story short, she fucks her ''''''''friend'''''''', moves into his house, then cuts contact with me. Kek. I actually saw them a time afterwards and he's a fucking ogre, not even a muscly ogre either, just an ugly fella. Cue her realising her mistake. Fool me once......

LoL
For me was >I'm Christian this is my third time, take it in the ass like a pro

Please no not like this as I chamber a around and she’s begging me not to do it and as soon as I pull the trigger

A flag pops out with the words saying Nigger

she just didn’t want you, you stupid faggot

i voted for obama, twice.

"I dont know how i would feel if you went with someone else" - saying that after ive been trying to get with her for 2 years and the bitch keept dating other chads

jesus christ dude

i guarantee that you have never spoken to a woman before in your life lmfao

>Invited her to the lighthouse.
>Hey user, why don't you invite [fuckboy friend's name] so we three can have a chillout.
>mfw

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No he stayed silent they shared equal amounts
But I'm dumb and stay after that cuz love and shit

hahahahahaha that's fucking bat shit crazy if it's true

"Hi im Billie"

>be me
>talking to friend
>friend's friend is this really angry-all-the-time feminist sour-puss
>start talking about how much I hate abortion just to grind her gears
>"yeah we need to overturn Roe vs. Wade for sure..."
>she's getting visibly shaken and annoyed
>finally blurts out "Why do you care so much? What were you, a fetus in your past life?"
>she immediately realizes just how stupid what she said was
>Don't even need to say it, but I do anyway...
>"No I was a fetus in this life actually..."
>She feels stupid
>We laff

“I do”

Been putting that poor girl through hell for the 17 years since she said that.

LoL sorry mate for been Cuban my wife said to me the same and that bitch cheated on me with and Indian she met on Facebook

Fucking f

This

Pull their spines out like Predator.

Be surprised mate.

cuck a doodle do. What a wake up call for you.

That dropping water from a plane would destroy Notre Dame

She said "I am going back to my husband" after a year separation and had two kids with him. Within Ten years he became a crackhead and i became a millionaire.

Sorry it took so long to get back to you user but yeah it’s hilarious how one day you can be their everything and the next they are fucking some other dude and act like you didn’t just spend the last three years with them. Some minor details left out but you get the spectrum. The hiatus for women when the time is right for them to move on depends on their wants and needs. As for us men tend to miss and want to work shit out. Nowadays I just say fuck it. Like I said before cum dumb these bitches. Don’t trip too bad though guys (whoever reads this), one day we ALL will find love so don’t even trip about it. Really is plenty of fish in the sea, whether you’ve never been in love or feel like you will never love someone as much as you did another or not. Don’t ever forget that you have the cock and balls don’t let a bitch toss you around.

Just remember, the pussy is never going to be "yours". It's just your turn.

Lol he’s just speaking his mind b/ro chill

Ill get pregant if you cum on my skin

Fuck him he hasn’t gotten laid before anyway b\rodie

She has ambition

Based af boi

"I just don't see us working together anymore..."

After months of me trying to keep in contact with her, and being stood up last minute, having any form of intimacy not reciprocated in the slightest form, and me doing what I can to ignore that she was toxic and bad for me.

But hey, I understand this song now, so at least I have that.

youtu.be/20OOvcIDL_U

I do not understand the appeal of this bitch, why is she popular?

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They know the guy was flirting, but a lot of men believe the line about "just being nice" so they will use that one first.

It wasn’t a statement but a question. She asked me if the moon was real, because she heard it was a reflection

"There's no way we will get caught, sir."

Then she took my cigar and dipped it in her cunt. Almost got removed from office over it, crazy broad. At least it's true what they say about fat chicks and good head.

"Superman could kick Goku's ass"
then she actually called me to yell at me about how she had to walk home, like i'm giving that fucking gaijin a ride

>I'm not a Lesbian.

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my current best friend is kissing some dude why her partner who she is planning to break up with is sitting at home with her family
She's a cunt but Idk what to do about it

pic unrelated

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I thought that was retarded too. Most of the water would be dispersed because it would take the skill of a madman to low level close enough to damage it. Would have saved more time using helicopter buckets as well.

"scrappy doo is canon"