She broke up with me because my penis is too small. What should I do? Is there a way to fix this?

Nigga my dick is 9 inches and when the relationship goes sour thats the first thing they go for. Its funny because she was cackling with her mates about it at a bar i go to, so i literally wipped it out in front of all 5 of them, while i had a semi and shut them all right the fuck up.

You doing alright chap, forget that cunt and move on.

lies

That's not at all small. If she said small to that then she is probably used to the bbc, in which case good fucking riddance. Other possibility is that you are a disgusting little closet tranny and she needed an excuse. Like why the fuck do you paint your nails?

Rape her to show her how small it really isn’t

I like your dick, please post more.
Plus points if you show ballsack

And then everyone clapped and lined up for a turn to suck it?

Sure kid

Which part?
Never said that, she was literally staring at me making the index finger and thumb with a small gap between to ridicule me and her drunk mates were laughing it up.

I literally just wipped it out to shut her up and walked off.
Probably old enough to be your dad and still reking more pussy in the last month than youl see in your entire life.

learn how to use it son

We all know that doesn’t actually work

No she didn’t

We want proof

You're probably trolling. But anyway, size Queens are whores. Normal girls who need to be stretched out get a dildo and have their man use it on them. It's like I love big tiddies but I'm not going to only date chick's with big tiddies.

Like a day after we broke up she told all her friends how tiny my cock is

Don't date shallow whores

Let’s see a pic of you ramming her pussy

Not small but:
-brown
-bent
-penile paps
-no foreskin
-semi fat

Is there anything good about it?

It's not attached to me.

You guys are just making me feel worse

T A L L G O O M B A

I’ll gladly suck it

Are you new here?

No. It’s just idk

Here are some pro-tips:

Shave that penis hair

Get those penile papula removes. Would you lick a pussy with stuff growing like that even if she said "it's totally normal and not an STD"? No you wouldn't

Get some self-esteem. Don't post your dick, seeking sympathy on forums. Go out and get a new GF since the last obviously wasn't the right for you.

Or keep posting your penis online, I don't care.

Women don't care that much about the looks of a penis. Yours look more than enough to please someone

How do I get them removed?

Surgery. Google it

It didn’t please his gf apparently

the girl sounds like a dumb nigger

you dodged a bullet bitch

I don’t want any surgeries done on my penis

Thats not small. No reasonable person will leave a realtionship because of such a reason, there are countless ways to get sexually satisfied.
So that could mean:
a. She is not a reasonable person
b. There is a different reason, that she is maybe ashamed of to tell you
c. there is something wrong with you (and not your dick)

just don't care because of a slut bitchass irrealistic demands
Sluts are anywhere, you'll meet other ones.

You are pathetic

Oh fuck

>tfw it's so big its turning black

So they really do crave bbc