Do you think you could beat up Matthew McConaughey?

Do you think you could beat up Matthew McConaughey?

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Right now? Maybe. He's getting older and seems slightly mentally ill or at least off in interviews.

In his prime? Probably not. He was jacked about 10 years ago. Looked to be on some good steroids.

All right all right

i would whip his old ass, yes

yes. he's just a lot of talk even if tries to portray an aura of toughness or manliness. to his credit he can probably talk you into thinking you have no chance to beat him and that's how he can win: defeating you before you even throw a punch because you'll be thinking there's something about this guy he's so calm in the face of a beating that he must be a badass fighter.

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Why would I want to? He's Great!

He looked pure Chad mode in his college years

I'M GOING INTO SPACE MUUUPRH

>It's not possible
NO, IT'S NECESSARY

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Nah I reckon he's got some old man strength left in him

You wouldn't do shit, sit the fuck down kiddo

no one else is willing to take on the man? Yea Forums is filled with pussies.

Propably not but who knows. My only advantage is Im 6'4 but a skinny mf

That dude is based. Why hit a bro?

Why would i want to? Dude is a legend

Yes I fight really dirty

you ever see him up close? He's a dwarf.

Easily

I don't know. I've never seen him fight. But I have seen him act, and I know that I am a better actor than he is.

explain how. he's texas born and raised and knows how to handle himself.

he can't out run a bullet

I'd bitch slap him so hard my DNA would transfer to his great grandchildren.

About 6 months ago I was in Austin (TX) for a work trip.

Went out for dinner/drinks with co-workers

Walked back to hotel but stopped for one more at some shitty cowboy bar.

Had to piss and went to the men's room.

Matthew McConaughey was in a stall having a shit

He comes out and offers me a hit off some weed-oil vape pipe thing.

I took a few puffs and got so completely shitfaced I could barley function.

Made it back to my hotel and passed out on the bed fully clothed.

Was late for my meetings the following day. Had a 3 day hangover.

Thanx Matt...

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so he hands you a vape device that he was using while taking a shit and you just grab it and stick it in your mouth? enjoy your diphteria shithead.