You have 10 seconds to prove you are not an AMERICAN

Metric

i dont post annoying billie niggerish pics every sec

ugly trollop

Can't , I am. But why would I prove otherwise.

i never had a black cock inside my rectum

I am not a cuck and my wife have not fucked a nigger.

I'm not allowed to own firearms or defend my private property with deadly force..

You have 10 seconds to prove you are not a faggot.

I know how to cook with other spices that are not salt, pepper and cheese

I like frikandel speciaal en broodje kroket

I am not overweight and have an at least average IQ

I dont need to prove anything you fag. What a dumb thread.

I can walk.

i'm not obese

fick dich käskopp

I've actually eaten a vegetable.

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I'm mutt

I'm 175 cm tall

You too, fucking nazifag

Are u retarded? You don't

>cheque

We can still laugh at niggers without risking to face a trial for that

god is dead

I dont own a deep- fryer

i have no opinion on donald trump

What a fucking manlet lmfao! 176cm here

having an opinion about american politics is a sign you are from another country

I know four languages, have health care, don't need to worry about getting shot at the grocery store, and can locate other major countries on a map.

PFFFFFFFT. He's not even a politician.

Sacré bleu 마라

I don't like huge amounts of condiments on my foods.

The fuck is "mara"? The Buddhist demon?

I don't own a gun and i don't even know how to shoot one.

Free Healthcare

I'm trash at korean idk

I haven't seen a black person in the last three years.

ви eбa мaйкaтa

my vhs tapes are in PAL format

>comment from the first time this was posted

Damn it, always wanted to be taller

The word, from Sanskrit through Chinese 魔羅, also means "penis". So there's that too.

La banquise ou benny bbq?

Irn Bru is better than Coca Cola

Never had it. Can you describe the taste?

Irn Bru is better than a lot of drinks.

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Why? I love being American. Greatest country on Earth!

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Im on welfare.

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My BMI is 21.5 and I have been to school this year for more than 8 months and a single bullet has neither been shot of even loaded.

I can use grammar, puctuation and silent "u" in words like honour and neighbour.

i only fuck other peoples sisters

고추 means pepper and penis apparently

I like Mexicans and dislike Trump

That was kind of my point, many folks lie and try to pretend that are Americans. Dont worry we will flush them oit and expose them.

I speak 4 languages

>itt people need to step up their game

My country has won a war

There were no mass shootings in my country today.

My country doesn't bitch about taxes.

Could do any number of harmful things to myself, go to hospital, get full medical care, and walk out without even speaking to a "billing department"

The material American children study in high school my countries children study in middle school.

The obesity rate of my country is less than one third of the total populace.

What little gun violence there is in my country is usually just our version of red necks being rowdy versus a horde of niggers raging war in urban areas.

Women in my country still enjoy being women and haven't bought into this new wave feminism coming out of that shit hole.

I can have weed delivered to my house and then fuck the hot delivery lady for a little more $ and its 100% legal.

>could go on forever.

Fruity Coca-Cola

>You have 10 seconds to prove you are a Loser.
fixed

I'm 195cm en weigh 93kg

Normal units of measurement, or rather none retarded, and average BMI

>cheese
>spice
Found thd burger!

lekker bezig pik

I can drive a manual car

I don't like ugly people.

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a bike ?

I hate to shower and smell like rotten twat. Also fuck my teeth i don't need these shits.

Guns = illegal

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Britfag detected

I speak more than one language

Triggered much?

Huh? I don't drive a motorcycle if that's what you mean. Why would I want to become a road death statistic?
I can cycle if you meant that. Guess a lot of Amerifats don't cycle.

I own a sugar bush and I give my neighbors syrup for free every year

> i will not go to jail for saying nigger
> i will not go to jail for owning a knife outside my house
> i will not go to jail for owing a gun

fuck, i'm caught

I know that metric is not a cornflakes brand.

I get free healthcare.
Also, I took more than 10 seconds to post this, so fuck you, patriarchy!

hey i remember there are noods of number two, i think i remember

Cause thats Grimes right there and she's Canadian.
The best whisper singer of songs to the world is Grimes right there the Canadian.

Holland?

I only see niggers as tourists in the medieval part of town.

Oi oi you cheeky bastard, do you have a license to post Billie pics?

Got into a car accident. Went to hostpital and didn’t have to leave them my first son.

Je starter dagen mæ ett knekkebrod.
Får nye krefter tel å måkå sno

My backpacks aren't see through

Keri vittu

My BMI is 20

>u

I've just had a wank

>You have 10 seconds to prove you are not an AMERICAN.

or what?

Mr Tumble's real name is Justin Fletcher

Hasta la Vista camarada. Nos vemos en valhalla. Donde vuelan las jirafas y los gringos son libres de.... You gay

Where do you live man? Im moving right now!

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Why would I want to do that?

Oh Canada oh Canada

cyкa блять идитe вce нaхyй пиндocы eбaнныe

porco dio porca madonna e tutti gli angeli in colonna

And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me.
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God bless the U.S.A.

I actually understood that. This supposed to be swearing to you? kek.

I can read and write correctly

I come from the richest most powerful country in the history of humanity...oh I'm sorry you said Not American, or irrelevant.. my bad...

"God" sure

si, dio scaldo nella valle dei chiodi

I eat my fries with cheese curds and gravy

My ancestors also made my land free. Thanks grandpoppop for joining the Luftwaffe.

I do not kill people at schools

The mutt meme the 56% bullshit is a sign the normies have taken over the chans, they are dead except for the ones you can't get to with a google search and those are hidden for a reason. First of all America is 60% or 63% white depending on which census data you look at, another thing is white, european Americans are much, much whiter than the average European simply due to the racist bent in the country for 150 years. No white person wanted to be caught dead in a relationship with a black person, it would be like dating a leper. In fact there was a movie starring Sidney Poitier Named "look whose coming to Dinner" and it was a groundbreaking movie about dating a blackman and it was the late 1960's. You don't have to take my word for it either, you can look at the data on one of those DNA sites like 23andme and you can see white Americans are like 98% white. But I KNOW one thing for certain...normies don't read...especially things that explode their stupid urban myths...I curse thee Eternal September you have claimed another one...

My teeth are rotten

I like muslims

euro turd

kek

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Cyka Blyat

OUCH!!!

>Irn Bru is better than a lot of drinks.
Not American. But nearly as retarded by being Scottish.

I am uncircumcised

Nice get faggot

: ZOMG - Quints
winrar

>But nearly as retarded by being Scottish.
Fuckin' QUINTS of truth

major countries like america. get cucked fgt.

he has chosen you praise be to KEK

>don't need to worry about getting shot at the grocery store
>in europe
Kek fuck off hope no muslims visit your favorite store

I drink shitty beer and can goto jail for trolling on the internet.

I can see my feet when I look down

Stop posting this cunt you fucking nigger

Aussie?

Can also be south korean but yeah aussie is a better bet

Who is in pic?

Chupame la pija, OP

why would want to be from the worst country in the world

Throw another shrimp on the barbie, mate!

Billie Eilish

Ich habe heute eine Qualitätskontrolle vollzogen und Schweinehaxen gegessen.

Sone schissdräck

Everyone is envious of me and compares themselves to me and find themselves wanting.

Oh, wait, that just confirms I'm American.

kankerlul

Hule bugurtish dolboeb

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I go to school and I haven't been shot

I don't have a gun

>I haven't been shot
wtf is wrong with your classmates?

Just punched some daft cunt all over for trying to steal my chip butty specal.

I'm not fat and bad in geography

so just fat?

I'm not dying for Israel

I know Asia as a continent that includes countries from the Arabic middle East, the Indian subcontinent, as well as the far East.

äöüß du hurensohn

I did not get raped in prison.

Because we've won the Vietnam war.

moslims dont shoot, they stab. clearly you are american.

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Cheese toasties

The Hoosiers

ratonal thought

Bitte sehr

Walk on mutt

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Kurwa mać

la banquise mon esti

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Sieg Heil

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I haven't been shot

i dont own a gun

Pumpernickel

I know that other countries in the world are better than mine, I also know not everything made in my country isn't the best in the world. I don't believe the bullshit being spoken by my countries media. I know quite a lot about other countries. I've actually left my borders and I've visited over 18 different countries

I'm aware of the added sugar in American white bread and it makes me think why.. just why

Kurwa

I like the Queen, somewhat anyway.

https:\\discordapp.com\invite\8qeq9Xn

-clm

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