First person to post quads or higher is anointed a holy prophet of Kek, with all the privileges that come with it...

First person to post quads or higher is anointed a holy prophet of Kek, with all the privileges that come with it. Start rollin’.

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pray

in the name of kek

Behold!

shut the fuck up

its me

PRAISE KEK, AYY LMAO

rolleth the quads

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rollerino

Roll

Praise be to KeK

666

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Kek,grant me the 7777

iRoll for great holiness

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Please

rawl

Cmon

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I am. I am. I am. I am.

>tfw

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Close but no niggar.

8888 approaches,repent

8888 is mine sayeth Kek....

But not just right now,,,in a little bit

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Roll

We need to spread this thread around, more anons means better chances.

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No 8888 is mine

Any minute now

Its almost upon us

m.youtube.com/watch?v=L4Zxx8uH8Sg

The suspense is killing me

Drum roll please

Keep posting you faggots , another twenty or so replies for holy quads

Praise be

Roll

Wait for it.........

GLORY BE TO KEK!

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8888 ^ and go!

To thee i commend my spirit o kek

Now

Vengeance is mine sayeth Kek

And go

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrghhhhhh

This time

fuck all frogs

Mine mine mineeeeeeee

I AM THE MESSIAH!

Dont play with keks commandments

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The new pope!!

and their mums

roll

No you are a false prophet

and sisters

easy

Shit

This time...

Me

The old memes have power, Yea Forumsrothers.

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Praise be,bless me user

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>HALLELUJAH!

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What is your command, O memelord?

Fucking prick!

You are the chosen one o great faggot.
I will follow you.
Teach me

Kek works in mysterious ways...

Praise our lord and savior Kek

I guess im going for 9999

Tell us! Tell us the will of Kek!

>quads or higher

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If Allah will's it.

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>first person to post
Kek

user?

pepe's sister is hot. you should fuck her user

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Sub to Pewds, you fuckers! Lock and load...

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Bow to me

Or not

Roll you faggots.
Need to get to the nine hundreds

666?

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Red pill for you
youtube.com/watch?v=ay8_gZMCnBA
If you want the truth watch this

Neo Marxist Jewish Supremacists promote psychological subversion and divide and conquer tactics believe nothing what you hear and only half of what you see

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Prophet inc

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The time is nigh

Yes

Are you ready to meet your maker?

Praise be.its starting

9999 o kek

things will be OK

Whenever you're ready Kek

Aaaany minute now

Suh

praise kek

praise

Hallelujah

Praised be

amen

Please?

Praise be

praise kek.

You gotta be kidding me

Praise kek

Oof

Roll

Yos

Kek

KEK please KEK give me power KEK

My first order is to make 2d real

I have come not on behalf of your false idols

Get on thy knees faggots

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Yessss

Worship me

Praise be to Kek the highest of highs the alpha and the omega the beginning and the end I ask of you to anoint me as the holy prophet of Kek

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Fuck I was so close why do you forsake me????

close but no cigar

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All I can do now is praise Kek and hope I get granted the role of holy prophet and keep rolling

I will become the holy prophet of Kek if it's the last thing I do then so be it

I will never give up I praise Kek everyday and I will not fail because Kek is with me

0000

Thats not how it works

1111 get

Crap

I will never stop if this thread gets archived I will make a new one and try again I can make the world a better place if I am the holy prophet I need to become the holy prophet

In the name of KEK

dubs get

Many of you will try but you will fail for only Kek can decide who becomes the holy prophet

Praise be to kek

Praise be to Kek I will give my life for Kek with Kek I can never fail I can do no wrong, in the name of Kek we pray amen

Praise be to our lord and savior KEK

test

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I am the messiah

Kek if you grant me this privilege I will not forsake you I will do your work I promise

You were close but you are not the messiah KEK will choose who he deems worthy

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I got trips does that count

kek

Praise be to our god KEK may you bless this thread

My thread, faggot.

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check those quads niggers

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No.
GTFO.

Praise be to KEK all I ask of you is to grant me this privilege of becoming your messiah

I will become the messiah just you wait

1111 praise me

I will never ever stop Kek is with me always and with him I cannot fail

roll

Now all I need to do is keep rolling and praise Kek

Forgot to refresh

roll again

(OP) says: oh shit we’re on page 1

i will accept this baptism

Everyone in this thread praise KEK right now to bless this thread

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good enough in my opinion

A reminder that god is real and his name is KEK

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We love you KEK

I hope I become the prophet soon

roll

(OP) says: FUCK WE’RE PAGE 2

KEK please please I beg of you KEK let me become your prophet and spread your gospel to the masses

The only god is KEK and through him we cannot fail brothers and sisters

cock

We must keep trying KEK came to this board with the sole purpose of finding his prophet and we must give him people to choose from

Im rolling for 2222

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There is no god

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I am rely to my only post that came close to being quads KEK you know I never ask you for anything all I ask is you grant me the role of holy prophet and I will forever be in debt to you praise KEK our one true god the only god

Blasphemy

Are you worthy?

His name is KEK he is our god and just for saying that statement KEK will smite you down for blasphemy

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I have no chance, that's why I do it. To say ftw, you can't stop me.

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Here it comes brothers

No, he is not, so sayeth (OP).

Kek can ligma

Only KEK knows whether or not I am worthy but I hope KEK chooses me

amen

Its close brothers

fuck piss ass

Ramen

He will smite you

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2222

You are not KEK OP therefore you can not determine that only KEK can, do not try to compare yourself to our God KEK OP because you will fall short everytime

Please

Whites only

Do double dubs count?

Fug

roll

Whoever wins I will follow them blindly because KEK makes no mistakes and KEK can do no wrong

>REEEEEEEEEE

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Niggers are too black

Bless me KEK and bless this roll and give me strength to continue rolling in your name

KEK smite this man down for cursing your name and cursing this thread this man is not worthy of life

(OP) approves.

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cuck

KEK PLEASE CHOOSE ME I BEG OF YOU I CAN FULFILL ALL OF THE PROPHECIES JUST CHOOSE ME I SWEAR I WILL NEVER DO ANY WRONG

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KEK GIVE ME A SIGN THAT YOU ARE STILL WITH ME PLEASE KEK I BEG OF YOU

Praise KEK

KEK this is the last post I can make I swear on my life I can make the world you created better if you grant me this amazing opportunity but if you don't choose me I will not be mad with you because you have deemed me not worthy and you can do no wrong and whoever you deem fit is the right choice because you made it praise be to KEK amen

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Roll for kek

I am awesome

Cmon pleaseeee

All praise KEK

fuggit, here goes nothing

the great KEK knows what he is doing.

A Muslim lit Notre Dame on fire.

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OK Bros, the next win will be a:
GET 797533333
and I expect it to occur at about 16:43:49 UTC
[ = 11:43:49 Yea Forums time ] ;

..... that's about two minutes from now:
start posting like the clapper Yea Forumsros, or another thread will get the winrar.

Praise be

praise be KEK

Rrrrrollin

He

GET 797533333

come to me KEK

It shall be me

3333 kek kek kek

Try again : GET 797533333

KEK

It's got to be soon Yea Forumsros - GET 797533333

great kek bless me

Niggers tongue my anus

GET GET GET GET 797533333

God is deaf

Rrrrrooooooollllll

My anus niggers!!

jews are the niggest

shall the great KEK plunge my anus

NOW GET 797533333

Get that 33333

come to me kek kek kek

No one wants to roll

God is not real

Niggers tongue my anus!!

roll

KEK IS KEK

Rollio

GET 797533333...

Niggers my anus

Get there

WE SHALLT GETHIT BRETHEREN

No get LUL

Lol good job next quads won't be before the thread dies. You all failed KEK

Show me the moneeeeee

Check my trip dubs,niggers

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Wasted quints

If trips I leave Yea Forums forever.

>worshipping graven images
Dad was pretty clear about this you guys

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6666

roll

Roll blessed, for I am enlighten

You know what? I’ll come back to this in an hour and you had better have a fucking messiah, if not, come back tomorrow.

I, the holy prophet of Kek and devout follower of Memetics, see that everyone on this thread is a massive cocksucking faggot.

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fuck me