YLYL thread, but actually funny

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FOR NEWFAGS!

Thanks for the bump.

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How come you never see black school shooters?

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Fucking nailed me, why fucking why was that so stupidly funny

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>meta

cuz they don't go to school

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>imaging the cat having to lick wet concrete off its feet
now im sad

They clean their butt holes too.

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i love this gif

Brasil caralho

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No. OP said actually funny. This is some sub-logpost shit

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that casual stride while assessing the damage

Image gonna bite chu

VSAUCE KEVIN HERE

Boomer and zoomer

Correct

What do you think about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he had sex with a squirrel and infected his girlfriend with AIDS.

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I bet they listen to tons of nu-metal

>Girl

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They do, while he smokes pot and fucks squirrels.

Now we know

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MOOOOOOOOOODS

I've seen more suggestive jokes on nickelodeon. Calm down.

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e

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*BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP* theres your sugar boy.

Did she start a dirtbike?

>fag

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no, she farted

this is the only funny post in this thread
go to bed

which one is the funny post you are not replying to anyone

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Unfunny/10

the little camera shake at the end
kek

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Four eyes.

>butthurtengaged.exe

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Sad that this seems to be the case

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youtu.be/Ten9CNOSDWM

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unfunny newfag cancer shit

all you newfags are gonna get it

I came for this
I came out disappointed

oh, how far have we fallen

Le epic post my good man. Excellent syntax.

*respectful fedora tip*

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Like a glove

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Sauce on the picture on the left

lost

shut up pussy

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syntax

go do math somewhwre else retard

Big truck small penis. Everytime.

I-is her clit metal now? Jesus why

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>"My pain is not your entertainment"
what did she think would happen after she said this?

NAMBLA

Wow! now thats fun

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>I wouldn't go to France

How come you never see smart black people?

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wonder what percent of people get this reference...

Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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spoongie

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Based Varg

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lost

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remidner that the bottom one was made in 2015 and that was 4 years ago. we've stagnated in time since 2015

Nobody.
Fucking.
Cares.
About.
Your.
Shit.
Attempt.
To.
Create.
A.
Meme.

Yeah most people are here to consume content, nobody's making any except bots and horny kids. It shows.

kek

Asians are lactose intolerant tho

don't reply to them

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They do it whether you reply or not, user.

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Ray Pist was caught on a CCTV camera shoving a goldfish up his arse in a pet store.

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hahahahahaiudfhiuashahiasihuahashiuasdhuidihkuasdhiuadshudashiasduihasdiuhdsaiuhashahahahahahahaiuhasasiuhhasiuhasdiuhasd LMFAO LOLOLOLOLOL sOSOsSOSOSOSOoOO funny

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Nogs don't go to school

FACT: melted wax dosent melt wood beams.

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Sweden.jpg

Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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Take your meds ray pist, YES I ADMIT IT, I AM A PEDOPHILE, SO WHAT?

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This one kills me kek

I kinda miss the onion meme guy

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Well we gotta honk, boys

we wuz kangz n shiieet

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>Reference

The title is right there.

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Dumbass

That's not the only thing that Hellmann's mayonnaise is good for.

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That facial expression
like she doesnt even understand why did they arrested her and expects to be released swiftly

Wow imago swape

cant do shit bald ass cuck

I'm wondering how many people on here even know the name "moot" anymore.

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>back in africa
Implying we evolved in africa
hahahahahahahahaha
Funny meme user
upboated

MOOT POINT GOOKMOOT

(OP)
Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

LOST.

Is her career over?

>all you newfags are gonna get it

lost

Everyone knows moot u cuck,
and we still remember how he betrayed us for a dumb sjw whore and then got cucked immediately by her

it was actually the note 8

How come cats have no respect for us?

That's always been my favorite facial expression.

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>Everyone knows moot

Yeah, everyone except 80% of all Yea Forums posters now.

Because you touch yourself to trap threads.

im pickle riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

>They clean their butt holes too.
Don’t you clean yours?

Its like modern poetry

Are you only pretending?

Christ all mighty it’s real ...

>A live Genie was detonated only once, in Operation Plumbbob on 19 July 1957. It was fired by AF Captain Eric William Hutchison (pilot) and AF Captain Alfred C. Barbee (radar operator) flying an F-89J over Yucca Flats. Sources vary as to the height of the blast, but it was between 18,500 and 20,000 ft (5,600 and 6,100 m) above mean sea level.[4] A group of five USAF officers volunteered to stand hatless in their light summer uniforms underneath the blast to prove that the weapon was safe for use over populated areas. They were photographed by Department of Defense photographer George Yoshitake who stood there with them.[5] Gamma and neutron doses received by observers on the ground were negligible. Doses received by aircrew were highest for the fliers assigned to penetrate the airburst cloud ten minutes after explosion.

Pretending to be a faggot like you?

>mamma mia!

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you really are a faggot

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Is there like a video for this? Sauce pls

https:\\discordapp.com\invite\8qeq9Xn

-2ee

The sooner that skirt wearing traitor is forgotten the better.

No u

"Mint condition kitty"

Wat?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ten9CNOSDWM

actually no

Everyone knows moot, and everyone knows that he left because Yea Forums got too out-of-hand for him and he could no longer have his name attached to them without legal ramification. That's all.
Gookmoot is a hopeless fucking disappointment with nothing to offer anyone or anything. He's just a hikki whose head is up his ass and who's full of himself... but a man with absolutely nothing to lose or be taken is about the only kind fit to run modern Yea Forums.

didn't she marry the Zuck ?

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...and we provide direct deliveries to the upper floors

Kys faggot

a large number. you're not special.

l i t t l e g r e e n g h o u l s

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I doubt that
Unless you are really, really fucking new you must know about him

Kek but sauce?

I love this

If only there were a word for forcing someone to have sex against their will...

PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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Lost

thats a "To be continued" Meme if i've ever seen one

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kys normalfag

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i still lose to this

Made me laugh

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that womans mouth behind him, stop already it's disgusting

Two thin coats!

Flions

>not many notre dame memes
Come on guys

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Well that's depressingly accurate.

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someone hid cp in that gif

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FORGETTING URKEL, ARE WE?!

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this makes me cringe

>finally came out with a version for faggots

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I hate cats so much.

I like how niggers treat the first one as truth when it's a radio promo. It's literally on the pic, lel.

What are you gonna do? Post porn?

aight, lost.

ZZZZZZZING!!!

I bet these do really well in a ramming situation.

Will this increase connectivity?

youtu.be/Ten9CNOSDWM

Haha, we get it right? Cause NO ONE watched that show. We're special man, don't forget it.

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Stupid no trigger discipline whore

tfw this wasn't the terminator :(

Top kek

>assuming most people have heard of that dogshit show

I came for this.
I CAME for this.

Xavier's scripting and wordplay is outright shakepearean. The story and plot itself are not, but the puns are unbeaten.

good thing we have bbc cuckold bait threads, trap threads, rate my schlong and furry garbage to keep us oldfags entertained

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Fucking hell I lost.

Checked. Letf-to-right is the dominant one.

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imagine getting in a chase with one of these fuckers. holy shit

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televisionafrica.com/sport/us-gymnast-breaks-both-legs-while-competing-at-the-ncaa-competition-video/

Moron.

Ooo frittata

Sweet Jesus always bend your legs and reach for the fucking ground

So... scalding hot cheese all over my mouth? Pass.

because mofo's be pushing cats off the chair..

Fucking a.

youtu.be/kc-d0uT6YJE

lol wut

...it looks like he was actually in there before he did that?

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How do you know?

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I think your seeing what you want to see. You freak.

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kekked heavily

the car was parked over the line in a garage... fuck them

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thanks for this I lost

lost

Yanks can't park.

fuck off with your kike memes

dicks out

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underrated

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It takes quite a large IQ to understand XRA.....

Aah Jeroom

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A new low for a ylyl thread. However this is a reminder for the 2 of you that typing like a retard to imply internet blackface doesn't make a shit meme not shit.

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FREAK.

Remember to ignore the waste of sperm.

Go fuck yourself you tumblr fag

Someone please post that avengers scene where dr strange reveals the stone and disappears with will arnettes face replacing cumberbacts with the words in the second panel

> I have made a huge mistake

Thank you in advance

YLYL not You Cry You Lose fucker

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Actually pretty entertaining.

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Jokes on you I don't fuck

le pig parkier

riff in cheese

the fuck is Yea Forums?
learn to type you illiterate dirt boy

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did she say that after the accident?

Not who requested it but thanks a bunch user, you're amazing.

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

I always used to see her pics on here.
Someone once dropped the link to her Facebook too lol

I lost

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Yes

>still liking an incel show created by "nerds"

Says his name was Monikkur de Niggeorge or something like that, not fucking Mozart

no

Lost

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They too busy shootin up da streets

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you should kys

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mah nigga de nigga George

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Oooo a stuka

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TASTE THE PAIN!

Thanks. I need some reading glasses

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Reeks of faggot in here.

based. too bad these youngfaggots won't get the reference.

Filename. Top fuckin kek m8

Was there more to this? Been looking for close to 10 years

Was she just out in the mud or are those freckles? Super hot either way...

Left to right and right to left have no discernable difference in this context, the question is clockwise or counter-clockwise you fuckwit.
Inb4 "I call it anti-clockwise", nobody cares.