I can freehand draw the united states from memory

I can freehand draw the united states from memory.

what's your useless talent, Yea Forums?

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You're entire life is meaningless.

You can't of done that freehand.

Oh it couldn't be any more pathetic. All I do is cocaine, alcohol, watch jeopardy and draw maps. I'm killing myself in the near future.

But it's nice to share something I can do somewhere.

why don't you smoke weed?

I did. Ever since I was a toddler I was obsessed with maps, or anything related to cartography.

I'm good at throwing knives I guess

Every time I've ever smoked has resulted in relentless panic attacks. A few times landed me in a hospital.

The big island in Hawaii looks different and you missed kauai. Otherwise that's pretty respectable

Can you draw the entire motherland known as Russia?

I'm a good shooter. Hit quite okay without practice with everything you give me, bow, crossbow, slingshot, revolver..

Vegetarian, pacifist, live in peaceful country

I'll do it right now give me 3 minutes

Hawai'i I always slip on because it's the last thing I draw and I get rushy with myself at that point. But thanks brother.

Your*

That looks like some autsitic savant shit lol

I already deal with enough bullies at college. Please don't bring it into my safe-place.

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Nigger

I did this a couple hours ago

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I got too impatient drawing Russia. I compromised and just drew the homeland which Russia will inevitably surrender and bow down to in the near future.

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I can tell you the displacement, make and model of the engine in the junkers 87 of bruno dilley who was the first pilot to drop the first bomb in world war 2 and where he dropped it.
But I dont even know the name of the street round the corner of where I've lived for over 12 years now

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I'm 24 and legitimately still question whether I am on the spectrum or not. At this point I just accept I might be and live life as usual.

Same

Coincidence ?

Please shoot, this is genuinely interesting

Wow.. actually disappointed.

I don't know why my image rotated that way. Here you go.

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how often do you get the chance to go out and shoot whatever? that's an interesting natural talent to have.

I'm decent at memorizing lists. Not savant level, but I can recite all 353 American D1 colleges from memory.

my talent is jacking off pretty fast

Meaning you can beat at 400 bpm or you can finish in 20 seconds?

even faster. im the sonic of beating my meat

Sometimes friends have stuff. I have a bow, but it's more a Zen thing just shooting at an arrow stopper not at a target

I play piano, idk if it’s useless. I had a recording of me playing liebestraum by Liszt but idk how to convert it to post here. I also need to shrink it down. There’s just a bunch of bullshit I have to do to be able to post it here

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when i was a kid about 7 i used to try and catch my neighbors stray kittens by hitting them with small rocks from a good distance. unfortunatly i killed them when i did it also my dad got me a whip like indiana jones and could whip it and crack it without ever knowing how and could shatter bottles i set up and hit it with the end of the whip

i have a virtually encyclopaedic knowledge of the star wars universe pre disney.

My favorite Star Trek movie was the last Jedi

That's cool and i don't want to mess with you but I'm pretty sure Alaska isn't at the south of Cali.

I'm european and we have geography lessons at school btw

Not really a talent persay, but I've been told by like 7 people that pretty much everything I say comes out funny.

I shoot long white ropes, not sure if that's good or bad but it feels great.

I have perfect pitch

spiderman?

What key is this tune in?
“ da da da da daaa daaaaaa daa da daaaaa!”

F u minor

What a fucking shit post, looks like some fucking Reddit thread. Kill yourself.

Impressive

Here’s where I win the thread...

I competed in underground competitive shitting tournaments in japan in the 00’s. Yes they exist, and I can still out shit anyone in this thread on an empty stomach on a fast Sunday (praise him!). I also throw and bat left handed but write with my right hand.

You can’t out shit this guy

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nice, I'm jealous.. I have a .22 pistol and love practicing but I am not very precise of a shooter.

>Liszt
my nigga

Thanks user lmao. I know that my Alaska is shitty due to it being far away. It's also about 10 times smaller on my drawing than it is in reality. And I always hate doing that to Alaska because it's one of the most physically beautiful places I've ever been.

you do any sport archery? I've just picked up a compound for the first time and I hate it.

that's absolutely a talent to be proud of. you can be a 4/10 lookin person but humor amplifies that to unforeseen levels.

godspeed, user.

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really?

what's your go to pitch and what's the approximate speed? My best is a breaking ball (slider) at about 82 mph

that sounds like the melody to "Beating Off in A Minor"

I posted it on reddit too.

I'm killing myself soon anyway so said fuck it put it on Yea Forums as well.

dubs don't lie.
respect.

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More this meditation thing, learning to let the arrow go without actively releasing it. I started with a compound too because I knew nothing about archery, now have a medium-weight recurve and happy with it.

I can cook minute rice in 57 seconds.

I could fly the Dodo in GTA3

I can tape all of your buns together.

i speak 4 languages, german, english, portuguese, spanish
i havent found a useful way to monetize on this just yet

being able to stay up 3 days straight

what the fuck

It's not as sharp now that I'm in my 40s, but I could always see a number once and memorize it without even wanting to.

License plates, serial numbers, phone numbers, credit card numbers,
anything.

I can still list every license plate my parents had when I was a kid, every license plate I've ever had.

go to america and having spanish on your resume will triple your hiring marketability. i am american (and OP) and learned german but it hasn't gotten me anything. I've been to Berlin and would love to go back but I don't ahve the money or means to get there yet.

deutschland ist deine heimat ja?

nice. i'd say competent numerical memorization isn't necessarily useless. i can think of many occupations that you'd flourish in.

meth heads can stay up longer

It does come in handy.

I can watch 25 hours of anime in under 24 hours.

I can do heroic quantities of drugs and not die

gamers can stay up the longest.

end gamer oppression.

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Traced. Live stream or fake and gay

that is the opposite of useless. you can acquire a god-level high without the fear of overdosing!

until you overdose, of course.

Everybody can

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sounds like a plan but i might hve a communications/sales thing lined up in berlin

ja, ich komme aus deutschland. vater ist allerdings portugiese. wie gut ist dein deutsch? wieso nicht einfach one way ticket berlin lets go?

i just spent about 4 minutes doing captchas what the fuck is going on?

per se lol

lol I'm an english teacher in spain, get paid for basically playing with kids

my useless talent is pointing out small flaws in peoples work. For instance, long island i ssupposed to he connected to nu york, and florida has islands connected by highway to key west.

do you point out the large ones on your penis and face?

i can photoshop well
here's example with advisory parental but it is in japanese language

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i don't put detail into places that are shitty.

also, how am i supposed to take your advice when your grammar and syntax is that of someone with microcephaly.

I can play most things on the piano just by ear. I can't even read notes, never bothered to learn.

youtu.be/UppyPzIb5Y8

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that's not what virginia looks like, retard

vid with timestamp on piano, please

I play snooker/pool with both hands equally good

i can solve a rubik's cube in about 13 seconds

weak, i can do it in 7

I've never seen anyone do that. That's cool.

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I can stay awake for 5 days straight

notice how i posted proof of my talent?
why don't you prove yourselves like big grownups.

with or without meth

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friend of mine went into teaching aswell
canadian, studies english literature for 5 years without actually getting the degree (spent his time boozing and drugging) and now teaches private and corporate in mexico city, earns a very good living, and gets pissed whenever i tell him that he is just taking advantage of colonialism and white peoples conquests.

hes one of those "dont say that im better than that" types but if it works for him i guess itll work for me

Thread is about useless skills. This is only useless if you don't like music and don't play any instrument.

same, but I'm ambidextrous in all things except handwriting. I used to write with my left hand out of choice, but the teachers would crack my knuckles with a yard stick. eventually I was conditioned to write with my right hand. I can still draw/paint with my left hand tho.

I can play the virtual piano

virtualpiano.net/

i can do this with my fingers

pretty cool huh

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can u do a swastika

Great Lakes is wrong, East is wrong, South is wrong.

I can reside Chris Chans life basically front to back

>Great Lakes is wrong
look at a map. locate the southern most tip of the great lakes collectively. then, draw a line from east to west; everything north of that line is Canada.
> East is wrong
it should all be underwater anyways
>South is wrong
looks about OK to me

>tl;dr OP said he could draw the UNITED STATES and not your shithole territory

you and every other 14 year old with Know Your Meme favorited on your phone

T. can reside Chris Chans life front to back

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who's chris chans

refer to

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Threads die after I post in them.

chill out newfriend. tbh, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings; but this is a website known for abrasive ideas and banter. I know it gets linked a lot in your YLYL facebook group, but its really not a place for the easily offended.

well what do you know. I made it alive again.

You are a faggot and a false messiah.

also a faggot.

I hope your little sister gets raped to death and if you dont have a little sister i hope you get raped to death by your idol. but if youre browsing Yea Forums posting retarded shit like the worthless cuck you are, you probably get off to that.

anyway, here's mr. skeltal

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nick?

dustin?

What would you like me to play?

Inmate #273869

Couldn't that be said about any skill though? Ops skill is only useless if he doesn't like drawing maps too.

I have fantastically high resistance to alcohol and hard drugs. I can swallow a gram of MDMA, down a bottle of Chartreuse, half a gram of ket, 5 pints and a few extra lines of coke and still hold on my feet. I will be completely blasted, but somehow i never manage to cross the line where you pass out and/or die. That's why i never want to get anywhere close to downers, i'd eventually OD .
That's not even that cool, the only consequence is that i spend twice as much as my buddies on a night out, and sometimes i'm not even hammered as i wish i was.

You got to troll Nazifags this was the secret handshake of the NSDAP, one who can't do this is racially inferior and not a true aryan.

what is that mark that looks like washington, left of washington? makes me doubt this is from memory.

I don’t have any talents whatsoever. I’m a downgraded spawn of my parents.

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That's a superpower, you're Captain Talentless

Thanks user, you made me chuckle.

i kek'd

from a prior attempt. I abandoned this one because I realized was drawing the states too big to fit on the page. Flipped a page, started again, and the ink bled through to the posted draft.

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Have you ever heard the term every useless talent becomes meaningful at some point? Why did you make new Hampshire and new Jersey really tiny though?

How do shitting competitions work?

i have not heard that but i like the optimism

and as for new england, once i get to the appalachian region i get anxious to finish (i have adhd/anxiety) so i rush through the end. that's also why hawai'i and alaska are inaccurate.

well you seem to be not bothered at all by animal cruelty. that's actually a paramount trait for aspiring veterinarians. pet clinics don't want bitches who wince at the sight of fucked up animals.

I'm good at guessing stuff whenever people ask me to, but I think I can just infer the answers from inflection or other cues and just, well, guess the answer.
I'm moderately strong along the course of my entire body so can lift one side of a car up easily, think it's just how leverage works though.
Can easily memorize lots of long numbers like telephone or credit card numbers.
Can roll joints in any way shape or form, I prefer thin and long.
Pretty good hearing but living in the city it's more annoying than anything else, have to drown out the noise with music half the day and night.
Plenty of other stuff, I have more useless skills than useful ones.

>natural strength
very useful
>competent numerical memorization
useful
>healthy ears
very useful but not a talent

my man this thread is about weird shit you are exceedingly good at. you're just throwing us a subtle flex.

I do too but not really when I'm alone.

I can fap to traps and not be gay.

You had one job user

Is it possible to learn this power ?

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this sounds like a task i need to use left brain for. porn is strictly right brain business for me.

I can walk backwards really fast.

That’s not bad but your rendering of Long Island is kind of fucked up

why dont you fuck hookers?

Nothing I’m useless in all areas of life. Guess my talent is being useless?

I have a few useless and useful talents.

>> I naturally put on muscle easily. I have always had a natural gym looking physique without ever going to the gym. I started at 126 pounds deadlifting 100kg and 8 months later I am 163 deadlifting 210kg. I am not even tall or lank.

>>I can walk silently without being heard. As a kid I would love to scare my family. I learned to be able to creep up and down the stairs, or on any flat surface by evenly distributing my weight throughout my feet movement to the point I can run up the stairs fast silently and unheard.

>>I am able to subconsciously decrease/increase my body temp at will, and also “cut off my pulse”. I learned this after getting sepsis as a kid when I was getting my temperature and pulse checked. I hated the nurse checking my pulse, so I tried to cut it off as much as I could by thinking. They could not find one, and got the doctor in to check everythinf from my radial, brachial behind the leg etc and nothing. They took my temperature and my temp went from 38 feverish to 35, to 36.7 with every reading. They thought it was a faulty piece of equipment so they tried another. It was still doing it. I felt okay, and I can still do it today/feel my hands turning cold or warm when I focus enough.

>>I have the ability to see through bullshit. Everything i’ve judged about a person has been right. If someone is lying to me I will know that they are. I have the ability to call upon their excuses before they happen, and I also know the real situations they are going through. I’ve caught countless cheaters, my friends bullshitting me, stealing from me etc.

>>I also lack the capacity to love people. I don’t know why. I feel empathy, I have a girlfriend. I have had relationships. But with each relationship, if it ends I don’t care. I don’t cry. I don’t necessarily feel anything. I don’t feel heartache, I don’t feel remorse or regret in it, it’s just as if I exist in the present.

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for me it's the opposite. if i have people to impress, i'll draw a seamless map. i drew one last night on the spot at a bar my dad took me too after he told the bartender i could. it was the best one i've ever done, and i'd post that one but the bartender taped it up above the tap handles

(yes i am bragging about some bartender displaying my useless talent. i am a severely depressed substance abusing fuck with little potential and will take any recognition i can get).

>JPG
WHY YOU FUCK

I'm 155 IQ, somewhat very intelligent, but it also poison my life.
Useless in the way that it's a flaw to be different from the mass.
Despite suffering from severe depression and having attempted suicide in the past, I've been told coutless times I'm very funny. My friends likes me

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Du hast Nürnberg vergessen?

stick your dick in it

I don’t know if you consider it a talent, but I’m a paramedic. I’m pretty good too. I very rarely run into something that I don’t know exactly how to treat them.
The funny part is that I don’t like most people, or people in general.
In fact I view the majority of patients the way a mechanic would look at a fucked up car.

you sound like a 13 year old

Hahahahahahaha
Hahaha
Ha
Fag

That is a really good Star Trek movie. I wish they would have put Jon Snow is more scenes though.

He also graduated at the top of his class in the Navy Seals.

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I have the natural ability to pop a boner whenever I want, even to fat girls or people that are ugly.

I have considered doing porn, but I don’t know. I always thought I had a small dick until I met my girlfriend.

Usually I would only reach around 5.5 inches. But after I fell in love, my dick reached a good 7 inches every time without fail, and I think this nee found love unlocked my ability to reach my maximum girth. Because my dick goes numb and thick as fuck.

pretty good, Kentucky doesn't look like Kentucky tho

I’m studying to be a paramedic, just got home from uni there. How’s life on the road?

I can swallow a whole pic of tic tacs without swallowing instantly

I haven’t tried since I was a kid but my record was a whole pack of 24 and didn’t try beyond that because I never had more than one 24 pack

I share precisely the two last points with you bro

Eh, nothing new lately. Just drunks, ODs, psych patients. Occasional MI and assorted diff breathers

Funnily enough i’m not a social butterfly either. Hate people, don’t necessarily care about humanity. So i’m not entirelt sure why i’m even doing Paramedics.

What was your story?

>be me
>not fat

Proof

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It's a choir/opera thing.
Had no idea what it was until a speed runner streamer into Opera talked about it not long ago myself

Idk it seemed interesting 18 years ago when I started. I became an EMT then quickly learned that EMTs can’t do shit so went on to ALS. The pay is pretty good where I am, I won’t get rich doing it but I’ll never starve

Dan?

[i'm OP] definitely same. I've never tested my IQ but I scored very high on the SAT (2290) and graduated college magna cum laude at a tough college.

Intelligence never got me anywhere though. My ability to make people laugh with fucked up humor provided me with somewhat of a social connection to others. but no one wants to see me draw a map of the united states, south america or europe.

I've never attempted suicide but I self harm constantly. It's the one thing I feel I have control over and it let's me feel something. Although ever since I've started drinking and using coke, I don't really hurt myself anymore.

Hope life treats you well user. I'm glad you aren't dead.

Definitely autistic

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I do handstands and "beg" on the street doing it. I make peanuts, but as a broke faggot who wasn't blessed with anything else in this life, gotta make do with it.

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I can:

- shit without needing to wipe
- type words backwards on a keyboard but not spell them out loud
- type in french/spanish/german but not speak them
- eat a whole pizza in under a minute
- teach my dog stuff without really putting effort in
- understand what its trying to tell me
- dislocate my shoulder/wrist without pain
- order something from amazon and get my money back from it every time
- cum 6 times consecutively

Thanks bro
I wish the same for you

I studied nursing first. My mum was disgnosed with cancer, so I left after 2 years to support her during her recovery. Finishing my first year in paramedics currently, i’m doing the degree because here they are trying to make it happen.

Not entirely sure why I was interested in it. Somehow my retarded ass got a place of 50 amongst 1000 applications.

hahaha
fucking nice op
respect

nürnberg ist nicht groß genug. ich hätte es hineingelegt aber meine handschrift ist unordentlich

Xemmy, they may know Dan though, or you may know Xem92. He goes to GDQ like a lot of others

I CANNOT DIE.

Tried killing myself many times.
Not sure if I am just a failure at killing myself as much as I am at living, or I have a talent for not being able to kill myself.

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sure, why not. doesn't change anything for me.

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how long can you do one? how good of shape are you in? if you keep at it, you'll maintain your chances of meeting others to develop a legitimate performance out of it.

chances of making a decent living out of it are slim, but you don't know if you don't try. Godspeed, user.

Oh you’re in the U.K.? I’ve heard that the curriculum is a lot different there. And you do a lot more stuff in the field like labs and whatnot.
Do yourself a favor and only do emergency, not transport. That shit is ridiculous
Sorry about your mom too

Yeah UK. I’m not entirely sure what I want to go into, but I know a drivers license for an ambulance isn’t required but preferred.

I honestly see myself working alone, because I don’t like working with people as it is nevermind have someone beside me

Honestly, I've been practising it religiously for 5+ years so I've generally becomes fairly skilled at it. On the downside, it's never easy and consumes most of my free time. I've got nothing else to offer, no social life or any real market value as a result. It's a very rare to have a skill like mine + refined and perfected, but it doesn't do me any favours other than "wow look at that" from passers by.

But thanks man. Take care of yourself.

Haha well you can’t drive and tech at the same time m8.
And ems is a lot better than firefagging.
>hurr I put blue stuff on red stuff!
You saw what happened across the channel, those frogs couldn’t even save their thousand year old national icon

>- shit without needing to wipe
you either have colon cancer or bad underwear
>- type words backwards on a keyboard but not spell them out loud
well technically anyone can do this but are you fast at it?
>- type in french/spanish/german but not speak them
learn german brotha. i'm fluent in it and being able to speak it is so much fun. viel glück
>- eat a whole pizza in under a minute
i'll need evidence because im positive thats impossible
>- teach my dog stuff without really putting effort in
not a talent.
>- understand what its trying to tell me
no you can't. no dog owner can. no one will ever be able to.
>- dislocate my shoulder/wrist without pain
double-jointed is a good example of a useless talent. nice job.
>- order something from amazon and get my money back from it every time
theft may be a talent but stealing from amazon isn't hard.
>- cum 6 times consecutively
physically impossible unless you have PGAD

I know you're trolling and made all these up but I'm high as shit off of white magic so I responded anyway.

if it's something with a wow-factor, there's a way to prosper from it. plus you're likely keeping yourself in great shape which is great for your overall health.

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I’m able to cum in my sisters panties unnoticed

It’s useless because it never makes her pregnant

Fantastish

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i have big peepee but girls only want peepee and dont want love. i want love but no girl wants love with big peepee, only big peepee no love.

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my autistic nephew could do this at 4. He could also do africa.
>congratulations you're not as smart as a 4 year old autist

I actually have no secret skill that I can whip out and really impress someone with. I guess I’m a good writer, but nothing compared to actual authors. I’m pretty useless.

I can make fart noises by rubbing my neck against my shoulder.

that's cool that your nephew can do that at 4, autism always fascinated me in how it can trigger some artistic spark in the brain to excel at something. I'm not trying to be better than anyone, just wanting to see what the common man out there has to offer that Yea Forums might find interesting when most of the world doesn't.

keep at it, user. writing is incredibly useful. you don't need to strive toward being some renowned author, but that skill will benefit you in a shit ton of facets in life.

also, alot of famous writers weren't that good at writing itself. good examples would be hunter s. thompson (brilliant storyteller and creative mind, but average writer), ernest hemmingway (glorified journalist), dylan thomas, j.k. rowling, etc.

i can recite entire movies but i cant remember where i left my car keys or wallet.

i have your keys and wallet. i'll return them if you tell me what movies you can recite.

its text idiot

thank mr skeltal

How are you dumb enough to take that bait? You seriously need to go back.

Need to work on Virginia OP

i know. i fuck it up almost every time. it's not really virginia that i can't nail down, because I know it's borders by heart given that I lived there breifly. It's just got damn maryland and west virginia that throw me off.

I can juggle but no more than 3 balls, however I can do pretty cool tricks like throwing the object behind my back and catching it.

Most useless is my ability to make fart noises. I can armpit fart ambidextrously, with palm to either wrist, palm to palm, palm to eyesocket, and even with my palm to chest. This does not impress the ladies, I have tried.

Oh, and palm to behind the knee and same on elbow. Probably more I'm forgetting about

I know! If I ever manage to reproduce both of these skills can be used to entertain children! So cross mine out!

>can armpit fart ambidextrously, with palm to either wrist, palm to palm, palm to eyesocket, and even with my palm to chest

i am positive that sentence has never been spoken in human human history until now.