Does Yea Forums have any good jokes?

Does Yea Forums have any good jokes?

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What is the worst part about being black and jew?

What do you call a cow that is tipped over on the ground?....ground beef

You have sit at the back of the oven

that is so fucking dumb but i laughed

What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth.......gummybear.

Lol

Once upon a time, a noble knight and his horse got lost in a dark forest when he suddenly came across a fairy. The fairy says: "Oh noble knight, you're the first human being to find me in 300 years. So as a reward, I'll grant you three wishes."

The knight takes some time to think, he already has a castle, money and a beautiful wife. Then he says: "Make me invulnerable, so I can never lose any battle." The fairy snaps her fingers, and it is done. Then the knight says, "Make my horse invulnerable too, so we both can fearlessly charge into enemy lines." The fairy snaps her fingers again, and it is done. The knight needs some time to think again, because he already has everything he could need. After a while, he says, "Make my genitals like that of my horse's." The fairy snaps her fingers again, and it is done.

Proud and excited he leaves the forest and rides back to his castle, where he finds his squire. The knight hands his sword to the squire and orders him to behead his horse. At first, the squire refuses, saying "I cannot kill your horse, it is the best horse you have ever had, my Lord." When the knight urges him to, the squire swings the sword with all his might and hits the horse on the neck. Nothing happens. "Now hit me", the knight orders and takes off his armor. The squire refuses again, scared, but the knight orders him to. So he hits the knight with the sword on the chest, but again, nothing happens. The squire cannot believe his eyes as all of his attacks have no effect on either horse or knight. "And now take a look at this", the knight proclaims and takes off his pants. Says the squire: "Wow, that's the biggest pussy I've ever seen!"

What do you call a bunch of niggers in a swimming pool?

A bowl of Coco Pops

What do apples and black people have in common?....they both look good hanging from a tree

What do you call a black man in a suit?

The defendant

How is a pussy like a screen door?
The harder you slam it, the looser it gets.

How is a woman like a dog turd?
The older it gets, the easier it is to pick up.

Gold

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life? .......
First grade.

What's a crying shame?
When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.

Heard a variant of that joke on Kenny vs Spenny. The setup was What do you call a cow with no legs?

>Does Yea Forums have any good jokes?
Pretty sure this whole board is one big joke

What do you call black Flintstones?

Niggers.

OP

my life

Yeah good show the first episode ever was so funny and he had to ruin the movie for everyone and had no game talking to the girl lol. The bathroom butler was by far the funniest punishment. But yeah I didn't hear it from that I heard it from hey Arnold. 90s kids. And that was the set up although I think it was actually what do you call a cow tipped over.

love that show. fuck spenny

Where do niggers learn rhythm from?

Dodging a coat hanger the first 9 months

How do you satisfy 9 out of 10 people?

Gang rape

Spenny is such a bitch lol. The one time he does cheat he loses lol. I was just thinking this they shouldn't call it Kenny vs spenny they should call the show kenny fucks with spenny lol.

why did the chicken cross the road.

because he couldn't please his wife from prolonged porn addiction In his teens to late twenties and now has erectile dysfunction.

whats the best part of snapping a twig in half?

So much build-up for such a shitty punchline

whats the best part cuck

Why can't the U.S. play chess? ....... Because they're missing two rooks

wish i lived in a fairy tale

what does jews and notre dame have in common ? :-)

How do you get a homosexual to have sex with a woman?

You take a shit in her cunt.

wtf does a crow have to do with anything?

What's the deal with black people? They're not black and they're not people.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? 9 months.

this. go fuck yourself

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>full of niggers
>3 empty seats

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