Roast the FUCK outta me till i killmyself /b. Just had my first prostitute experience a few hours ago. It didnt go well...

Roast the FUCK outta me till i killmyself /b. Just had my first prostitute experience a few hours ago. It didnt go well. (Drunk rn so whatever) story:

>be me 22 yo 125lb 5.6 17yo looking white guy who id say at least a good 7 with nice hair style + nice abs. Virgin too
>first session at 10pm at this restraunt condo, 250 for an hour of no restrictions and msog with 'Elise'
> small bit chubby, messed up front tooth looking girl greets me at door
>she asked 300 but ad online and texts sayed 250 and told her this.
>takes my money and puts me in a room and tells me Elise will be right with me.

Cont?

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nice abs dude, i'm kinda jelly. what kinda diet are you on?

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Weed and suffering. 2 meals a day. Adhd keeps the muscles the way they are i guess. Idk

Enjoy your ban underage fag

Damn you're stupid. It says be me 22yo. Get off buddy :)

Nice bod. Happen to have a pair of tighty whities or briefs to show off?

Cope, you’re just skinny as hell my guy.

>absolute state of this formatting

But other than that, yes.

Cont plz

yo you look good

don't even worry if bitches ain't coming around yet. just fake it till you make it.

You are a very nice person, I hope you have a long, productive, and satisfying life.

do you have a cute butt OP?

keep up your sprites Yea Forumsro however bad tonight was in ten years you will laugh about it.

bump

>closed doors in a small boxxed room sith a small tavle next to dirty bed with lube and condoms
>nervous asf, shaking
>walks in this ugly fucking early 30s white haired, puffed lip and butt with fake tits
>internalnope%puke.exe
>"oh hi babe. Wow ur cute." All that typical bullshit
>scared asf
>kept on insisting to give her 50 more monies cause "we work on tips" or some shit
>i said no.
>I want my sex
>she just keeps talking and not doing anything
"Hmm babe, for 50 more you can enjoy duo."
>no
>fucking yells
>"YO BABE COME IN HERE"
>Ididntaskforthis

Pic of her "recent pic"

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Stay String White Man
no matter how sad you are there are always people who are rooting or you to get through the hard times so that when you are through with the hardest times in your life you can in turn help others.
nice abs btw

this is a lesson learned. Never give up the money upfront just like a taxi driver.

cont?

yes keep going

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Fuck i swithed apps and accidentally closed clover app. Lost the fycking next part i was typing I might tell entire story tomortow. Might wanna make this advice aware to all my Yea Forumsros