Ask a DMV employee anything, been awhile since I made one of these

Ask a DMV employee anything, been awhile since I made one of these.

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ca dmv? if so then fuck yourself

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

go fuck yourself. all you guys are so fucking lazy. you get so much god damn money for sitting there and dealing with papers that retards could sort out

Give me one reason I shouldn't find you and piss on you

Why are you faggots at the DMV so hellbent on making the whole experience as miserable as possible?

no thanks.
money is dope like really good.
Benefits are good
Government job = job security

na takes alot of training so many fucking codes and so much bs.

I would shoot you in your chest. claim self defense.

never have tried making anyone's day bad.

Concealed carry? what a pussy

Build a suicide vest like a fucking man

MURICA

Funny enough I have a Concealed carry permit but hardly Carry.

No but if someone tried pissing on me i would pretty much attempt to fuck that person up.

pfft i bet youre some dweeb who wants to live another 50 years on this gay earth

I'm aiming for about another 80 years

Stupidest shit you've had to deal with from a customer?

Where the fuck is my DL? I orderd it months ago and keep getting the run around. I'm not paying to replace it.

live in sf

lost my out of state drivers license. was told i have to take the written and driving test to get a new ca license. sf dmv is a shit show. how much of a pain in the ass is this to actually do?

Had a person argue with me saying he isn't going to pay more then $100 for his reg because he has never paid more then $100... Car was a 2001 Nissan reg was $195

you do not need to pay for a replacement just go into your local DMV

not hard at all its just the waiting part that sucks.
grab a book and read it in line should be good to go.

Also for the driving part just make sure to know where all the knobs are and what they do on the car, know your hand signals such as left right etc, know how to look left and right and when backing up look at mirrors and turn your head and look back while backing up.

How did that end with the guy? Did he cave or fuck off?

A 2001 Nissan? Fucking hell, it shouldn’t cost more than $15 in a free state. Fucking California god I hate it here. So tired of getting raped in the ass every time I have to go to the dmv or get gas

Are you an obese black woman?

have you ever been hard fucked by a loli wearing a frozen milk strapon dildo?

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Cali fag here

I want a new copy of my ID. not my license, just my Identification card. can I send a request through mail or email or do I actually have to go in person?

What is the pay and benefits and what do you need/need to do to become one?

it was an old guy basicly explained the breakdown and let him know what he paid last year told him after he can either pay or sit over there (chairs) if he needs time to think about it.

no god no.

depends on where you start can be anywhere from 20's to 30's if you start as very lowest shit prob around 16-19 p/h

You suck and everyone I have ever met hates you, you lazy fat overpaid slug. I have seen literal retards that work harder than you. I can't wait for the day an earthquake takes out California just so you will get paid ($0) for the work you actually do (nothing). Go fuck yourself you blockheaded thimble-dicked low-IQ byproduct of incest. I have wasted literally days of my life at the DMV and the only thing that bring me joy is that you have wasted YEARS of yours at the DMV. How does it feel knowing that this is the best job you can get? Your parents must be proud...NOT! They hang their head in shame and avoid mentioning their loser son (you) at all cost. They would rather have a son in prison for child rape than you. Don't think "idc, this user doesn't even know me." I know you because you are all the same pieces of shit that suck this state's treasury dry while somehow sweating when doing nothing.

In no uncertain terms, kill yourself but only after you kill every one of your purple union shirt-wearing obese mouth breathers.

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE, UP AND DOWN.

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Friends and family do not hate me, yes I am over paid no I am not fat, have not seen a retard hired yet so that is out the window, Actually have a Bachelor’s Degrees, you waste your time at DMV because you are stupid and do not know any better.

have a nice day :D

So I had a DC drivers license and switched it over to a Nevada a couple years ago. The only problem I’m having is I only recently noticed it’s a “identification card” rather than drivers license. Mind you, I’ve had this card for a couple of years now. Can I just reapply for a new license or do I have to take the fucking test again?

sorry no Idea how other DMV's operate. I am based in CA DMV

So can you guys waive the late fees for a car renawl registration when I first got notice to pay I started school and had to pay for my classes, dog got sick and it just snowballed from there to the point where I owe like $400 bucks