G/fur boipucci mk.ll
G/fur boipucci mk.ll
Aaron Thompson
Brody Reed
Josiah Robinson
Adam Lopez
I played with my butt in the shower an hour ago.
Always.
Connor Sanders
H I, T L E R, driving down the street in a fancy car
Ayden Long
Aiden Price
did u cummies
Jonathan Watson
Nice
Nathan Johnson
That just sounds hot
If i do get it i'll hit you guys up!
Easton Fisher
how was it? what would you recommend? asking for a friend
Nathaniel Carter
David Perez
I know this sloot
Connor Howard
Yay!!
Owen King
Nope. I can never cum hands free and it's kinda uncomfortable in my small shower, so most of the time just wait until everyone is asleep then do it, but always have to finish normally.
It was. I used my phone to admire myself a bit, my butt has gotten slightly bigger. Need to work out more.
It was nice, would recommend to your friend.
Oliver Thompson
Dylan Reed
Mice
Jordan Allen
Nathan Parker
Wyatt Gomez
Sadly i did, i have a lot of regret about how i spent my youth, especially the drugs.
Luke Williams
Blep
Best booty around.
Ian Edwards
>so most of the time just wait until everyone is asleep then do it, but always have to finish normally.
That's a shame maybe you need a little help
Ryder Davis
I mean what would you recommend specifically so my friend enjoys it as much as possible?
Nathan Rodriguez
Nolan Brown
This thread needs MORE BOIPUSSY
Isaiah Jackson
eh, same kinda. i don't really have a lot of morals, more like things i have decided.
Jack Foster
Why did you regret it?
lol okay
Good luck. I've been trying since I was 10, in every position possible, usually an hour or sometimes up to two, with countless phallic objects, and two BD dildos, most of the time using my large Rex. Literally nothing can make me cum hands free, ever.
Oh, I'm stupid and tired, sorry. I mean I don't know, that's kind of an odd question, and very vague.
Hey wem. How goes it?
Owen Bailey
Dash a bigger butt sounds nice, keep it
Xavier Miller
Boop the snoot.
Josiah Roberts
You are still young my dude.
Josiah Kelly
None of those had someone attached to it nor were they warm with a pulse.
Robert Hernandez
Yay!
Charles Wood
it good mostly :3
how you doin bb
mmmmmeow
Colton Reyes
>that's kind of an odd question, and very vague
what did YOU do in the shower sleepyhead?
Nolan Sullivan
Because i have lasting damage from the drugs, probably more than i know of, most of the people i know from back then are missing, dead or in prison.
Isaiah Gray
It's a mindset not just an assfuck. You gotta be in the mindset.
Lucas Jones
Dash you tried anal vibrators, they can give you the extra push esp if you change the speeds
Hudson James
Rov's stuff always borders on kinda good all the way to straight up nasty.
Brandon Gomez
yip. How are ya today?
Bentley Lewis
Alexander Hughes
Zachary Adams
Yep we're going for nut #3 good luck boyos
Kevin Flores
Nasty bad? If so I agree.
Isaiah Torres
Samuel Nelson
You are correct, and I'm still not convinced another person could make me cum hands free either.
I'm alright, just tired.
I used my large Rex from BD and just bounced up and down on it, and kinda tried to lie on by back a bit against the shower and fuck myself with it which I got close, but of course it just goes away and I get tired of doing it.
Yeah, I'm aware, I've done it for 12 fucking years. I don't know everyone says "oh just do this" and "you have to be in the right mindset." Yeah no shit, like I haven't done that, probably been trying longer then most people who say it. I'm pretty sure I would have cum hands free by the time I was 12 if that worked.
My older sister left her vibrating dildo in the shower once about 5 years ago, felt nice but didn't get much out of it. I bought a bullet vibe from BD when I got Hazel 6 months ago or so, but the stupid thing broke after a month. I'd like to get a real vibrator though.
Benjamin Mitchell
Its nasty bad because he draws shit that look like 60yo men fucking 6yo boys
Gavin White
I have been described as having the energy of a 90yo by a school counselor. My soul is old, i've been shot at, i've OD'd i've dropped out of college because temporary paranoid schizophrenia and a depression that had me driving around with a suicidal guy by the wheel and no seat belt. during my schizo break i would cut up my legs with a knife and hide from the monsters outside of my windows and under my bed.
I just want to buy a house with some farm land and life there calmly for the rest of my life, maybe get a bf, raise some animals etc.
Jaxson Anderson
Yeah get a solid one, I think it's a huge difference. Props to anyone that can do it with just a regular dildo but a vibe makes it way easier imo. Or if I don't feel like trying hands free, vibe + sleeve is hella good
Hudson Perez
Well I'm sorry to hear that, that's a rough life style.
Justin Walker
Bentley Hall
I'm willing to give it my best shot if you let me.
Brandon Wood
imagine rimming a bull haha
Noah Cox
Good luck.
Samuel Lopez
If you haven't been able to get it done then you haven't got into the mindset or you are just incapable of doing so. No need to get touchy.
Brayden Jones
JonTron goes even more crazy episodes
Wem
In hospital
Send candy
Leo Lewis
I'm decent~
but i didnt get to start on the painball gun refurbishments, one of my playstation remotes needs to be fixed. kind of annoying, but i soent the day with friends and we just hung out and played games :3
go get sleeeep :3
i will send you nacho chips
Juan Gutierrez
You told me im one of the few guys who you would consider letting fuck you. If I couldnt, dont know what would. Maybe you'd be a better top then.
Isaiah Adams
why are you in hospital? :[
Ryan Collins
You make me sound alright even though I'm not. For different reasons than you though.
Christopher Scott
Jack Parker
Okay retard. Fuck off with your stupid bullshit, I'm so sick of people saying that, like I haven't tried literally thousands of times. But yep, I've *never* thought about it or been in the right mindset out of those 3000 times or so, not once.
No.
Nothing would, and yeah, I'm more of a top anyway. And lucky me, I barely feel anything on my dick at all, I'm mutilated, and don't even have enjoyable orgasms.
Jayden Bennett
Yessssss
SEIZURES!!
Thomas Mitchell
I may as well not even bother tonight because now I'm just annoyed, and it's never worth it anyway.
Jason Morgan
I will probably be fine, i am getting better with time.
Eli Wilson
It gets harder to masturbate when you get older, or maybe that's just me.
James Long
fat and round
Elijah Nelson
Don't call me a retard. I was making a fucking suggestion. God forbid if I give a little bit of help. Sorry you've heard it thousands of times. I'm just saying if it doesn't work it doesn't work.
Ryder Sullivan
sorry to hear :[
Logan Jenkins
Some people dont get off in prostate stimulation.
I dont.
Xavier Martinez
And I told you before you even suggested it that it's not even possible for me, but of course I get the same shit over and over. It just makes me mad because it seems like everyone actually enjoys sex and masturbation except me, I barely cum at all, and literally not once have I been able to do it hands free. That's why I'm sick of people saying it.
James Cook
Unrelated user here. If you don't mind me asking, what exactly happened to your pp
Cameron Adams
;~; okay
yeah i feel you about that not being able to cum handfree stuff.
:D yay! i love nacho chips
Adrian Clark
Landon Torres
Life
I love good nachos
Camden Sullivan
Sad, handsfree cumming seems hard af to do, think i was using the best prostate massager that is on the market right now for 5-6 hours without being able to cum, i think my prostate is further in that it was made for.
Wyatt Myers
Maybe you should masturbate less. There are other ways to build sensitivity back up as well. You can at least build up sensitivity with your dick again but it's going to take time. You can likely find something that will show you how, on sexual health websites. I'm not *trying* to frustrate you further or make you mad. I still don't need you snapping at me. If you've heard it ALL before then just let me know and I will stop and we can talk about something.
Brody Rodriguez
Adam Gonzalez
been to the hospital a few times, as well as to the doctor an uncountable amount. I know the pain of life.
Matthew Sanchez
It was mutilated as an infant without my consent, it looks disgusting, I can barely feel anything, when I do cum it just dribbles out a bit with zero satisfaction. Jerking off is just a chore to me, it's not even worth it.
Some people just can't do it. I've been real lucky in life that all kinds of things that are enjoyable to everyone else I get zero enjoyment from, if I even feel anything.
>hurr just don't masturbate!
I masturbate maybe 3 times a week, and I've gone 2-3 weeks without fapping multiple times and tried cumming hands free. Wanna take a guess at what happened, wise guy?
Parker Price
me too
Wyatt Baker
Cool
Post
Ur
Butt
Lincoln Turner
Kitty, send me butts.
Owen Flores
Pain
Ichy
Kayden Flores
like as in an accident or just someone being a jackass decided to fuck you up? Either way terribly sorry
Michael Cook
Cooper Fisher
n-no
Kayden Ross
Jontron is already crazy tho.
hey hanging out with friends is fun though.
Sorry for late replies, doing homework again.
Christopher Thompson
Boring
Jeremiah James
No. I don't. You can also stop being rude any time now.
Carson Wood
And I'll fucking snap all I want at faggots who give me the same bullshit advice over and over, and when I tell them it doesn't work they just keep going. So thanks for pissing me off by being retarded and not listening, and making me not even want to bother tonight.
My dumbfuck mom paid a kike to mutilate me which make me hate my gross, useless dick, and wish I were a girl since I was 5.
Elijah Hill
Gib us your butt.
Cameron Moore
Fuck you, I'll be rude all I want
Mason Ortiz
no, just ugly
Ian Garcia
...so you were circumcised?
Luis Jenkins
And thanks to you for wrecking what little self esteem I can muster in a day. This is why I don't help people.
Anthony Brooks
Yes, and apparently I must have been born with a condition that makes it extremely hard to enjoy sex or have orgasms regardless. But I don't enjoy anything and hate myself anyway so whatever.
I didn't ask for your help.
Carson Morris
i can send 5 right now and the will be there in 60 minutes
;~; I'm sorry hun
oh it was lots of fun hanging out. just kinda wish i coulda started those guns though. i have like 6 that are fucked up and oof it's going to take weeks or months
Isaiah Murphy
No I thought i'd be nice but somehow I knew it wasn't gonna be worth it to be nice.
Adrian Clark
I'm gonna do buttstuff until i can cum handsfree, been looking forward to it for too long to ever give up.
Easton Stewart
Hnnnnn butt
Aiden Russell
I was trying to avoid taking my klonopin because that makes it so I literally cannot feel it or get even close to cumming at all, but fuck it, I'm not going to anyway so I'm just going to get fucked up then wake up and go to my bullshit psychiatrist appointment at 3. Can't wait.
I'm sorry user, I shouldn't have snapped like that. I actually said exactly the same thing a couple threads ago, that I'm really nice until I just snap like that and say horrible things. I do appreciate the advice. It just makes me sad and angry because I can't even enjoy masturbating, and envious of others who are so easily able to have fun, be happy, and enjoy sex. And I just feel nothing.
Isaac Long
boooty
Adrian Davis
It's the same as the people who say "just don't be depressed!". I've heard every single piece of advice so many fucking times that it just makes me angry and sad. I just want to feel something other than anger and self loathing.
Nicholas Perez
That one too square
Ayden Turner
Sebastian Reed
I'm the guy you were talking to in that thread which is why I held back with this. I'm not enjoying sex any more than you are, for my own reasons. I'm serious about the self esteem though. It's hard to muster on a daily basis, so much so that often I'd rather be dead ;~;
Hudson Reed
HB is being scanned by the hospitals.
Ryan Martinez
big oof it's gonna be a chore.
Isaac Nguyen
soory dad! ;~;
Kevin Walker
I'm sorry. I have no self esteem either, and I know how hard it is to try to help people who don't listen or just get angry. I just try so desperately to feel something and be happy, but nothing works except some drugs for a short time.
Leo Green
That one's a girl. Dad didn't raise no hetero did he?
Christian Cox
Im not your dad, you were never in my bulge!
William Young
Don't do drugs. That sounds stupid to say but you don't need them. I...I don't know. You don't even know me so I know what I say won't matter and that in and of itself is frustrating. That I can't make a difference and that I make people angry and that I get in the way.
Nathaniel Rivera
Is it better to drink a protein shake before or after working out?
Aaron Harris
butt
Connor Hughes
Oh yeah, i accidentally squeezed my penis so hard i popped a vein in the glans, couldn't jerk off for several days and i'm still not completely recovered.
Caleb Nguyen
they are scanning his brains so they can make robots
yee i'll hae to send you pics of some of the bad ones lol
DAD IM SOOORRY!!!
Camden Bell
After. The protein will help your muscles repair. If it's from meat, before, so your body can digest it and use the proteins for after you get done working out (and it's done digesting)
Xavier Campbell
I feared that i had lost my penis for good, still a virgin, i do consider trying to lose my virginity now just in case i accidentally do it again
Carson Taylor
I know I shouldn't do drugs, but I've been depressed since I was 5, and didn't touch any drugs until I was 18. They keep me sane because I have no life and don't want one. If I actually had friends, and could get something other than weed from my parents and my prescription for klonopin then I'd just be taking opiates and end up a junkie because nothing even matters to me. And none of this is your fault, so don't feel bad. I'm just a worthless piece of shit.
Carson Jones
>i accidentally squeezed my penis so hard
This sounds like nightmares I used to have where I was fucking someone and their ass/vagina squeezed my dick pencil thin.
Tyler Young
yay!
Asher Taylor
Gavin Sanders
Andrew Anderson
Isaac Brooks
Pics or lies!!
Pain
Herbs would solve the pain, but stupid Utah says no herbs
Gib all da butts
Hudson Bailey
wew lad
Jonathan Ortiz
Eli Butler
I've probably been depressed since 7. I probably didn't even know it the whole time but...there's a reason I've gotten nowhere and life had always seemed like a chore. Getting diddled as a kid doesn't do the brain good. Not when you say "no" and get diddled anyway. You're not a worthless piece of shit. I don't know if a depressed person's word means much but I don't think you're a piece of shit or worthless.
Christian Reed
how is this butt?
Blake Morgan
Is there beer pong at your pity party?
Michael Rodriguez
You should look into trying cbd oil, it worked wonders for me, cleaned my room for the first time in a year when i started taking it and i no longer felt like i wanted to die all of the time
It was a nightmare but real, i had a bruise on my dickhead for like two three weeks, and it is still sore where it was, can't really jerk off in the same way i used to, if i wasn't medicated my anxiety would be ending me over it.
Brody James
Daniel Taylor
horrible self esteem issues decree that I can't enjoy pictures of myself, which means if I can't even like myself then everyone else will hate me :(
also stupid tall so not remotely cute/feminine, plus fat lul
Hudson Perez
You know the popping sensation when you pop a zit? That is how my dick felt like
Jayden Robinson
:DDDDDDDDDD
stupid utah >:C
Oliver Gomez
What kind of monster grip do you have? Do you have hulk hands?
Juan Cook
Until I got some really good sports boxer-breifs my old underwear used to chaff my cock and my head and meatus used to dry out and would be painful if I even tried to masturbate.
My dick is nice and silky from being tucked into some nice fabric these days.
Justin Garcia
I'm truly sorry to hear that. I'm very thankful I was never sexually abused, and nothing hurts me more than hearing about people that have, but I was physically abused, heavily emotionally and psychologically abused, and neglected by my crazy bipolar mom. That's not even counting the ghettos I lived in with horrible people who treated me like shit when I tried to be nice. And I'm just disgusted by myself, physically and mentally, so I just don't care about anything. All I want right now is an arm full of heroin.
Luke Stewart
Everyone in this thread hand over your human rights
Dominic Hill
My mom gets it, and I've been taking it for three months. It does nothing.
Matthew Morris
I'll give you an armful of hug. No self destruction.
Samuel Thomas
Im an incel, I never had human rights.
Camden Sanders
Butt
Aaron Garcia
Thanks, but nobody would want to hug me if they met me. Nobody ever does.
Dylan Bailey
ugh that made me shudder
Dominic Morales
The only training my hand gets is from jerking off.
There are some foreskin restoration techniques nowadays iirc, you should look into it.
For you, works for me and many people i know, maybe try a different brand? Or you are just shit out of luck since stuff affects people differently.
Alexander Ward
Too bad. You're wrong. Now accept the hug.
Kayden Ramirez
bbbbbooty :3
Ethan Rogers
more butts
Cooper Clark
Unless I get a bf and we are fucking regularly I rather not hassle with a foreskin restoration. Its not like I use my dick much at all. I masturbate "maybe" once a week, or two to three times a month.
Hudson Robinson
Sad, take care of your penis better, you only have one. Which sounds dumb coming from the guy who popped his dick, but i've learned from my mistake.
Bentley Barnes
Juan Rodriguez
Then your blood vessels are made of tissue paper.
Isaiah Lopez
Well considering I've never noticed a single effect from any kind of supplement, OTC painkiller, or allergy medicine, I'm sure it's just me. I don't even feel anything from any edibles either, I've tried at least 8 so far, 6 from dispensaries. I have a natural tolerance to almost every drug I've ever taken, literally like 2-4x that of everyone I know, so I'm not at all surprised CBD does nothing.
Camden Bailey
Jordan Butler
You mean geeeeey
Wyatt Parker
Like I said, I will if I have a bf who appreciates it.
Luke Barnes
And speaking of that, I don't even feel much on my klonopin unless I take 2mg or more. Most people get fucked up from 1mg. And I'm 100 lbs. I can't even enjoy drugs.
Elijah Anderson
I'm not just gonna let you feel like shit because I know how it feels to just feel like shit. At least keep talking to me.
Isaiah Jackson
Hudson Ortiz
What is there to even talk about? I'm just in my normal, every day, severely depressed state right now, which I know everyone hates, and there's nothing anyone can say to make me feel better. You're better off not wasting your time.
Brandon Parker
hoooraaaaay!
Ryder Brooks
Not ur real butt so no
Pics or more lies
Riiiiight!
Or I'd be using me vape pen of herbs right now
But herbs helps stop seizures, hospital wants to activate all the seizures
What are those? Sounds like a liberal hippy thing
Connor Ramirez
Been awake all night, should i skip work today, yay or nay?
weird, i've heard about some people who are like that before tho.
Wouldn't you appreciate it?
Drugs are kinda overrated, ever try psychedelics? I know that mushrooms have shown to kinda "reset" a depressed persons mind, i felt okay for a week after eating a low dose.
Also fuck the new captcha, having to do fucking 4 of them in a row sometime to post, fucking jap moot
Matthew Lee
Im tired now.
But i don't have a real butt.
Samuel Price
I'd feel worse for not having taken the time to try. Like I said before I can't even know if this is any good but I can't not at least try. If you want me to stop I can. I wanted to try. Even with as fucked as I can get, I still want to.
David Edwards
Lies!!
Benjamin Nguyen
Luis Harris
Mrew~
Jace Fisher
D: why activate them?!
you going to bed dude?
Luke Brooks
Nope i was born without a butt and legs.
not yet doing homework.
Michael Garcia
I dont appreciate things I dont use. I would if I were using it or had a use for it.
Thomas Cox
Robert Bennett
I'm so fucking hungry right now
Luke Gray
Ayden Young
No, you should definitely work. Don't be like me, I'm a fucking worthless NEET.
I haven't, but they wouldn't work for me because I'm on a mood stabilizer, as well as a benzo, and both of which kill trips. I'd have to taper off both for a month or more, which would be a horrible idea and likely cause a psychotic break, and more than likely I'd just have a bad trip and never want to do it again.
And I appreciate it, but you won't get anything out of it.
Hello bunny.
Michael Martin
Austin Ortiz
cool bunny emoticon
ugh gay ;~;
eat deeznuts
Kevin Reed
If I didnt have to work I wouldnt.
Zachary Perry
might just finish that last 4 pages in the morning right before class.
Evan Perez
Noah Gutierrez
Ryder Perry
Send me BFs.
Grayson Wilson
c u t e b u n n y
henlo dashy boi what's up? ooh also I saw you mention benzos, which one? I have some experience with those
thank u boi
Julian Adams
Well. Fine. Try and come out alright though.
Cameron Bell
Nothing is up. Just depressed as fuck and getting high. I'm on klonopin. It's not even fun, it just makes me more depressed and sleep which is all it's good for. I just take it to forgot everything. I wish I had oxycodone though, at least that's enjoyable.
Nicholas Sullivan
that sounds like it'd suck more if you did that though
send me cakes
Anthony Gray
it'll be fine. I think.
Jaxon Morris
I like being a neet tho, also i already called in an said i couldn't come in cause i haven't been able to sleep any. The risk of bad trips is why you only eat a little bit of mushrooms, it kinda a bit like being tipsy, at least it was for me and i could think really deeply and clear, but it does sound like you have a bit too many mental problems to risk any psychedelics.
I'm on a diet, but i do want to try eating testicles sometime, seems like it would be tasty.
Joseph Martinez
I don't understand who prescribed you with a benzo or why, it's only really supposed to be used for short periods of time because they're super addictive and the withdrawal can actually kill you D:
It doesn't solve anything either it just pushes away the problems for a while
I take alprazolam for panic attacks and it works great, it completely gets rid of bad mood and anxiety and makes me feel like a normal bunny
Alexander Martinez
Yeah, I know. It sucks because I really, really want to try them. I've had like 4 friends try them for the first time and talk to me while they're tripping, and it makes me feel bad that I can't.
Isaiah Sullivan
;~; poor fox
gross dont eat those for real.
Levi King
https:\\discordapp.com\invite\8qeq9Xn
-17q
Daniel Moore
No, only BFs get the cakes.
Jordan Diaz
pshh fox, what a creative name
Cooper Morales
I'm acutally gonna go to bed night everyone!
Sebastian Smith
I have severe anxiety. I chose to get them myself, and it took months. I go to a free clinic because I don't have insurance, so the doctors don't care and they just kept me on them. I'm glad though because it means I can numb myself more.
Christopher Jackson
Night, Fox.
Grayson Sanchez
Night.
Isaac Powell
wtf fine keep your poop cakes
Bentley Howard
byey!
Chase Bennett
Maybe some day.
Why? They seem tasty if prepared the right way, probably really buttery.
Joshua Price
Night to you. I'm also going to go to bed. Night, Dash. I'm sorry I made you mad earlier. And then it kinda just spiraled down. Same stuff happens with my boyfriend. I guess I know that I should just let you sleep it out. Still sorry though.
Jayden Sullivan
Don't apologize, it was my fault and I'm sorry. Thank you for trying to help, I really appreciate that. Good night, furend.
Owen Wright
huh alright.. you might want to do some more reading and get yourself something else like an ssri/dri or antipsychotic, most of those are supposed to be ok for you to take your whole life
I hope you get better soon u_u
Chase Lopez
...
Alexander Wilson
To map da brain
Desk Chairs are ur legs
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Owen Phillips
nah I've always heard human testicles are gross.
ohhhhh!