Confession/secret thread: Sex edition

Confession/secret thread: Sex edition

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i once masturbated

This is like a larp containment thread format

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i masturbate with olive oil

I saw a naked woman on /b

Traffic slowed to a crawl on my way back from college a few years ago, beat my meat to some /s/ shit I had saved while sitting in traffic.

Married man here, late 20s, 2 kids. I've always been a little bit gay but never told anyone.

Anyways, been married ~4 years now. My wife and I had some marital issues last year -- real dry sex spell (sex less than once a month for our entire marriage), but after we went to therapy things were going well.

But at some point after that, something inside me snapped.

My wife still didn't want to have sex, and it just got to the point where I stopped wanting to have sex with her. I think I was just tired of being rejected.

Anyways, since then I've found myself more and more attracted to men. So it's going to be a fun couple years figuring out where to go from here.

> I've always been a little bit gay but never told anyone.

What??

Meaning I've always felt a little bit of same sex attraction. But I would say before this I was like 90%+ straight.

Not gay if you wear socks and say no homo tho

I use reddit because I feel like the content is better there while the discussions are better here on Yea Forums

I'm a college professor with a tiny dick and one ball. I post nudes online hoping my students will see and humiliate me.

I voted for Hillary in 2016

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do you post your face in the pics?

Yes

i love lingerie

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you've got two kids, no need to go anywhere else to get some

this means you are a bi user

I use to take videos and fondle my ex girlfriends in their sleep. Have a couple nice vids i still beat off to sometimes but i haven't masturbated in over a month. I have just been feeling really depressed and I doubt I'm going to have sex again so I'm just preparing for the rest of my life.

Yes, definitely bi. But the ratio has been more heavily weighted towards the gay side lately. I'd say at this point I'm like 85% gay, and that's been steadily increasing over the last year or so.

I slept with a married co-worker. I suspect her daughter is mine.

Very interesting. I think she'd be more hurt if you cheated on her with a man and I'm into that. Although I'd understand if you didn't wanna fuck up the rest of what's left of the marriage for the kids sake.

I burned a CD full of Jihad nasheeds (Muslim terrorist songs) and listen to it while driving around my city all the time. I'm not Muslim or Arab or anything like that, I just like the music.

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It's hard to jack off while in this server discord..gg/MPJs2P

I don't think there is ratio, side or percentage of woman or man. You just want a try something new. You want to expression with man. That's all.

I have mental health issues and often consider suicide but I'm terrified of telling anyone because I don't want to be forcibly committed.

Yeah, I still do care about her and wouldn't want to keep the relationship so it's a stable home for our kids. But weird position to be in

I'll try a man out and let you know

Same here with my wife, user. Fondle her while sleeping and use her hand to jerk off.

Would love to hear stories from drug dealers. Want to know what skuts would do for their shit. Any hot milfs suck you off?

Dude with bipolar disorder here -- talk to your doctor about it but downplay the extent of your suicidality. Don't tell them if you are self harming. After I was put on meds my quality of life has increased a hundred fold.

I had one milf that used to routinely suck me off for weed. A real upstanding type, career gal with a husband and daughter at home. She looked perfect in her little Facebook world.

I'm on meds but I worry about side effects if they change the medication. Also I think a lot of it isn't just the biochemical side; my thoughts, personal views, and outlook seem to affect and be affected by my depression/anxiety.

Did she want to suck you or did yiu sort of make her?

No, she enjoyed sucking me. I used to go to her work site and she used to let me fill her mouth with cum during lunch breaks. Her husband was pretty angry about the weed habit and she would do it behind his back. I convinced her to have an arrangement with me.

When I was 21 i had sex with someone's mom that was 41 at the time

I'm married with a couple kids... Been fooling around with guys at adult video stores for years...

When I was in 5th grade 9n Valentine's day I gave a rose to the teachers I wanted to fuck and before I gave the last one to my sexiest teacher I saw a depressed looking 1st grader and decided to give her that rose while complementing her, later that day my brother told me no one saw her smiling till that day

I did not know it at the time but my mom used to molest me. She used to ask me to give her massages when I was young and my dad was away in the military and did not have underwear on. It would end with me rubbing up her legs and what I realize now was fingering her.

How old were you, user? How long did it go on for?

I am 21 yo male, virgin
Suffer from Depression, Anxiety, BPD, and now schizophrenia.
I am broken. Forming sentences takes all my willpower at this point, my mental state has declined so much that I can't even consider going out and finding gf
And before any of you start, I fucking tried everything. Working out, meditating, nofap, eating clean, the fucking works, but none of my problems can shake themselves off. I am too broke to afford any medication. I used to smoke marijuana to alleviate these problems but I started to get heavy dissociation and became violent on it. Now, I just get home from work every day and cry myself to sleep. I want to fucking rope.

cope.

Started when I was around 8-9 Probably went on for about 3 years until my parents split. Ended up confronting her about it when I was 16 and we fucked at my request. Still wank to massage porn regularly from it

21 y/o homeless here, relying on public wifi from an iPad.

Been nomad in woods a lot.

PTSD, insomnia, depression, violent tendencies, etc.

Start planning how to live without $$$ or find someway to disconnect yourself from everyone and everything around you without dying.

I survive with next to nothing and enjoy every day for what it is.

It always gets worse before it gets better.

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Fucking how? I tried so hard. My brain insists on attacking itself and I am at a loss for words. So much shit wrong and nowhere to turn. How am I supposed to cope? I can't even smoke weed without turning into a violent maniac. I'm so fucking lonely. No girl wants to be with a guy with schizophrenia. I'm not contributing anything to society and it's only a matter of time before I'm institutionalized.

I’d park outside of female friends’ houses and masturbate. Like I’ll pull up their FB profiles while outside and crank it. Best nut ever.

I one time masturbated on a chick’s car door handle booked it afterwards. Shit was cash.

That's OK bro. I've been known to walk around whistling Panzerlied.

I watched this shit: youtu.be/CH6Sfqcwoec

Spent the past 5 hours jerking off to Yea Forums, men on Omegle, sharing pics woth a guy on kik and saying really brutal things that we would do to them. Spent the fours hours before that posting pictures of my friends on Yea Forums for people to wank over. My gf has no idea what I get up to