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He should go china. Skeletons are banned there
That has to be real, because you just can't make stuff up like that.
Messed up for life.
>dubs
yeah he got 3 dubs
A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:
"You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No."
He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No."
"Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No."
"But ya fuck one goat.."
lost
To soon bro.
top kek
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
>he'll earn 10% more than me for the same job
>for the same job
The wage gap statistic doesn't refer to same-job earnings though. Are feminists illiterate?
She already looks like she's dying inside
congrats on getting the only dubs in the thread
yeah its a real shit thread. good job posting 1 picture OP. SAGE
Whoever made this image was a newfag. We don't write Yea Forums, we write Yea Forums. Also we don't use diverse people when we don't need to. We get enough diversity being force feed to us in every faction of media, we do not need it on our Yea Forums.
Freak
kek
Freak, yes i admit it i am a pedophile
Sick pedo scum
Don't reply to the ugly waste of sperm.
>be me obsessed with this guy,
>not a waste of sperm
Raypist is gay. Summon tanks to make him go away
But I do agree with you though, he's a paedo and a piece of scum, his dad should have came in a condom and put the scum in a bin.
Y'all are too fast.
But she said she was smarter than him in brackets.
I lost
I'm the smartest man alive. Does saying that make it automatically true? No.