I logged onto 4ch for the first time in my life

>i logged onto 4ch for the first time in my life
>Already know some lingvo and rules from the memes
Can you offer some advise, tips and /groups/ i can join?
I am a good psycologist so i might look out for groups there people whine a lot.

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Newfag

Sure. You should learn how to spell

>Psychologist
>Can bearly put a sentence together in his thread
Kill yourself

just come here and complain about to much porn and shit. thats pretty much wut we do here

Oh. Sorry. I am not a native speaker. Still learning english.

Stick an egg up your pooper.

Makes sense

Yea, i see.
I am just trying to guess that this place is a misery generator.
People just shit other people so they shit other people to feel powerful.
Did i crack the code?

No shit

dude no peopel come here for chaos
not to fell all powerfull
or sum shit like dat
get out with ur muh duh i am a psycologist i know so much shit

tip n.1: [spoiler]LURK MOAR FAGGOT[spoiler]

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May i enlighten you with information that adult hens could actually block their cloaka by an egg and die because they shat inside of them.

Idk. I am no better then any of you actually.
I just wanted to know the reason behind the amount of negativity here.

cus it creats edge and shit bruh 4 de memes

I need to read a fucking dictionary to write here? Gimme a break.
Is this a social site for disgussing things or a fucking cuthulu cult with spellbooks, secret terms and shit?

gtfo newfag

So basiclly after a long day of normal life you go here and be an asshole to everyone and feel great?
Because it is actually a concept i can understand and even admire.

Those hens couldn't handle the BBC.

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Kill yourself, faggot.

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I only do it to stupid people, or if they disagree with me

there is lots of diffrent reasons to cum here
sum come here for porn some come here for chaos some come here to shitpost
some cum here to take screenshots for r/greentext
some come here for advice
and then some come here to be all
this is stupid i dont understand y do this is it to fell good???????????????????????????
u surely cant feel good about this

these are not the only reasons i must add

dude this is better than sex

Okay, thanks dude, i finally got why does this site exists.
I shalt rember you as a person who actually said something useful on the internet.
(I am truly sorry for my cocky asshole jokes, trying to get rid of them)

The negativity stone. Lurk long enough to discover our power.


Hurr durr I was just wondering if anyone could tell me the secret of human behavior

Yea Forums isn't the only board here either. Browse the site and check some of them out

I try to be nice to people and shit, so idk.
Yea, i am not looking like a person i tell you i am, aren't I?

What is actually sick. Thanks.
Why the fuck first 5 messages are "kill yourself" and only then it tranistions to useful information?

yerh guys we should be more nice to each other Yea Forums has become so toxic omg its so bad.
we rly need to just love each other

Just the way she goes

>i am retarded and people scorn me, it must be because they are mean.

No. You are retarded. Waaaakkkkeee up.

Is it irony? Because people write legit things here like this