Ok Yea Forums, I have reason to suspect my girlfriend cheated on me and may even be pregnant

Ok Yea Forums, I have reason to suspect my girlfriend cheated on me and may even be pregnant.

How do I discreetly verify with a test without her knowing?

Hardmode: No coathangers.

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Buy a pregnancy test and then do the old hand-in-cup-of-warm-water while she sleeps. She will piss herself and you can use the pregnancy test. Bingo.

hmm,
im just thinking to wait until she pies and use the pregnancy test straight from the toilet. Would it be too diluted to be accurate?

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Fuck her and if you feel something pushing back against your penis she def pregnant

what makes you think she’s been cheating, user?

Show us some nudes so we can determine if she cheated for you.

Just crush up a morning-after pill and put it in a drink, then she wont be pregnant any more. Problem solved.

We had an arguement and broke up for a week. Her friend told me she was talking to her ex boyfriend (who is the friend's brother) but nothing was coming of it because her ex just started dating someone else.

She says they only talked, but the friend says they met up over drinks.

I dont care if shes pregnant or not, I need to verify if Ive been cucked.

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If you break up for a week over an argument, better off breaking up with her for good because your relationship is complete ass already

Also, shes been getting sick and I think she missed a period. And Ive been extremely careful.

oh fuck nigga xD

I would love to see her pie....

if you feel like something is wrong, then something is probably wrong user. this doesn’t sound like it’ll go anywhere good if you try to continue it.

>I dont care if shes pregnant or not, I need to verify if Ive been cucked.
I can verify you're a cuck

good luck user

Buy a pregnancy test and somehow disable the water in the toilet and when she cant flush it she will prob call you or leave it as it is.. at that time dip that shit into the pee and you got yourself results. Thank me later

I would if I knew who you were mysterybro. Godspeed.

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Relationships are much like religion in a sense that you are required to believe/trust, because proof is too much of a hassle. So you either believe, or you switch to a religion you can believe in without needing proof. Got it?

Water will dilute it too much

Are you trying to verify cheating? That's a simple matter, stake outs in rented cars. Maybe even gps bug her car.

As for hard mode, why do you give a fuck? Let her have it and prove with a DNA test it's not yours so you don't gotta pay up. If you stay with her after she got pregnant by another man you're fucking up.

Still won't work - too diluted, and who knows if the hormones measured change composition overtime in these conditions.

The instructions say to pee on it instead of dipping for a reason, dumbass.

Not a bad idea. Try that but don't necessarily count on a negative result. How can you be sure she won't flush? Could say you need to use the toilet straight after so she shouldn't bother flushing.

Ask the brother to check his Bros phone. Ur chick must be deleting the traces because she has to, while he has no reason to do so.

I can disable the flush

OP, I've been there and here's a trick. When you have her phone around but she's not there, give the guy a ring and hang up after a few rings, then delete it from call history. He will either call back or message. If she tells you about him contacting when she sees the missed call/msg, that's a positive point for her, of she hides she's probably hiding bigger things from you aka his dick up her patootie.

Or the inventors of prego tests are propably perverts

How many fucking times do I have to say that that won’t work??