Be me

>be me
>go to pornhub bc fuck it i haven't jacked off in a while
>sees video of girl going on omegle and finger banging the shit out of herself.
>horny instincts kick in
>think "why am i doing this i this is literally retarded and makes no sense im not going to see anything like that on there."
>go to omegle
>dickisout.pdf
>get about 2 skips in
>third person pops up
>it's a group of people with a nice ass setup, they're probably youtubers or something, all huddled around their computer
>"GUYS LOOK A PENIS"
>ohfuck.jpg
>"WELCOME TO THE SHOW"
>someone's recording this this
>mfw my blurry dick is going to be broadcast to whatever kind of an audience this guy has.
why am i so autistic?

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Kek user thats not so bad, it is a really fucking funny story though. Its not like they saw your face, its not like one day some girl is gonna recognise your dick from a random youtube video.

>if your going to try jack off with people on the internet, maybe don't start off with your dick already out kek

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-58y

$50 this is ending up on r/greentexts

i just hope i don't stumble upon the video and have to live with the fact that i know that it's my dick.

Why didn't you close out of it right away?

I closed it but only after a moment of shock, I've literally never done that before, and after that, I don't plan on doing it ever again lol.

I've been in this situation before.

> 2011
> be 17
> been sexing on omegle for years
> browsing one day with shirt off and face in full view
> 2 guys and 1 girl come on
> not even gonna bother
> about to skip when 1 dude says "It's another shirtless guy".
> girl "Like, why do you guys do this? What do you even get - "
> okayfinethen
> whip my dick out and start to shake it violently to get hard as quickly as possible
> they turn away and bring their hands up
> cunts are all smiling tho
> guy "You know this is going on YouTube right?"
> my genius response "Okay. You guys come here to see dicks?"
> i continue waving my dick while they keep on saying shit
> after a full minute or so they get tired and finally skip me. all with big smiles on their faces

I spent ages looking for the video. Was seriously hoping they'd upload the bit with me in it.
Never found it...

the alpha 'megle bater. i hope that's floating online somewhere my hat's fucking off to you user.

Dont worry user, yours was just one of the hundreds of thousands of dicks on omegal.

Atleast its nothing like what happened to the amazing atheist....holy fucking shit