Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Why do you make these? Serious question.

I'm here

Good for you

I am

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Hey good to see you vchan

Good to metaphorically see you too user!

I think it's kinda quiet around here right now.

How you been? Anything interesting going on? Holiday plans?

You too Anna.

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Me and Vchan at least.

~Anna~

Here to waste time again. Hi anons

-note

Well hey, you're committing, that's a good start. Have fun at the wedding.

Plans for me, nah, I'm useless as always. Never have anything going on.

What's new?

Hi Note. Been fucked lately?

Bump

Well shit just my boring ass here and I've asked all my questions before...

Watching the news about Notre Dame, et tu?

Same as last time I replied to this, mostly by crippling anxiety lmao

-note

Sorry, what does "note" refer to?

Me, user. I am -note. Just a name to stop tripping over anons in these threads

-note

How did you all discover Yea Forums? And what made you kept coming back? It's hardly female friendly.

The majority of my friends growing up were male, they linked me things they saw here, I started using it regularly myself

-note

Not much, just finishing up at school.

I found it while searching for information about the Libyan revolution, been here since.

~Anna~

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Vchan here

I guess that makes sense.
Basically how I found it then.
You alright?

Youre not me though?
I'm vocarooing silly user.

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Came for the memes, stayed for degeneracy

-note

Was referring to your ear at the end lol

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Ok random question...what's something you look for in a partner, that most guys wouldn't think of? Something small or unexpected or unique to you or whatever.

Don't know if this counts, but expressive guys are instantly attractive to me. Facial expressions, being able to show excitement readily, all that jazz

Emotionally available I guess? I've never been able to describe it well. Stoic, emotionless looking guys just don't interest me much

-note

Interesting. Was always told to try and act tough and stoic when talking to a girl. Guess that doesn't work on everyone lol.

Apparently not. I like someone I can get excited with and they throw back just as much energy as I do. With kinda stoic guys I always feel weird if I get hyped up about something and they're just like "Oh."

-note

High favorite and only one original famanon.How are you,and how was your day today???

Which femanon are you referring to?

anna

Welp guess this died early but nice talking to y'all. Sorry...

Seems most threads are slow

I like confidence and a nice sense of humor myself.

I’m well user, and yours?

~Anna~

I like a certain amount of craziness since I'm very stable and boring, myself. When I do have mood swings occasionally, I just sulk them away. So I look for men with diagnosed mental disorders who will bring me a small amount of drama. Sometimes they are too crazy or sometimes they want someone crazy like them. But my best relationships have been with guys who have issues and like my emotional stability.

if you don't know who am i, i will give you a hint.Between one or two weeks i was asking you about something that we don't have,and some different user was messsed up our discussion.Any way i was trying to encourage you with some positive vibes and since that i'm too slow to typing i didn't have a chance to reply you on that because you were immediately delete that tread.My day was,and still is very good

Gotta hand it to you, that's pretty unique. I guess depression wouldn't count as "crazy", would it? lol

Guy friend in college got me into it. I understand and agree with tits or gtfo usually. Other sexism I usually ignore. Pretend to be a guy. Despite sexism this site has a lot to offer.

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It's a good start for sure. But it's not very drama inducing.

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Fair enough

I hear that women are backstabbing and manipulative, disloyal and prone to betraying each other. Do you think this is true? Do you see it a lot?

So, what are good first date ideas assuming I hate dinner dates? Movie seems bad because you can't talk but I don't know what else is good for a first time.

I think I do, thank you for that user, it was much needed...

~Anna~

It's pretty much true in my experience. Any female friends I ever have come and go pretty quickly in my life because of some kind of drama. Guys stick around. All my oldest friends are guys

I love just going places. A walk somewhere on a nice day, just relaxing together and seeing how we get along. I'm simple. One of the best 'dates' I've ever had was wandering around old abandoned buildings with a guy

-note

So...the stereotype about girls with mostly guy friends being sluts...is that true...?

vchan, have you ever farted during sex?

See, I rather like that idea, but I have no idea how to ask a girl out and say "you wanna just walk". Seems weird.

Bf is home early so I'm heading off for the day but thankfully no I havent!!

I've been very close and I felt it right there but I held it in like a champ lol

vchan, i know you've kissed a few girls (like as a joke when the boys are watching). Would you say it's vastly different to kissing a guy, or is it kinda the same?

aaah fuck!

See ya. Have a good one.

Excuse me if i was rude (i hope that i wasn't) and i'm always sincere about everything.Well tell me through voc how are you for real?I'm sorry if i'm offending you,but i just like to hear your voice

I'll not deny sleeping with some of them, but I wouldn't say that makes me a slut. Not one for one night stands either. Prefer being in a relationship if sex is involved

Suggest going somewhere together, work out somewhere you both want to go and just see how well you guys get along. No pressure, no dress code, just hanging out and seeing how you feel around each other

-note

I feel like girls mouths seem smaller and softer but other than that it's not the hugest difference.

I might stick around for a couple minutes maybe actually....still not sure. Maybe I'll just drop in every few minutes instead of monitoring

If I do stay gone for the day then thanks you too lol

-vchan

Alright, I'll see how that goes.

Good luck, user!

-note

I see it often with teen girls, but not so much with adult women, but then again I don’t get out a lot.

What about the zoo or maybe a museum?

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~Anna~

How much of a turnoff are skin blemishes? Acne, scarring, stretch marks and the like? I'm massively self conscious because my skin, despite my best effort, is pretty bad. Be honest please.

No Zoo where I am but a few museums. Good idea, lots of time to walk and talk.

well one of my friends showed me (she had me look up ylyl) and I stayed because I can be offensive as I want because it's acceptable here and no one tells me that isnt ladylike because as long as you dont put femanon everyone thinks I'm a guy

My ex had pretty bad scarring from acne and still pretty bad acne. He didn't let it bother him, he'd take his shirt off with confidence and honestly I found that super admirable and attractive. All that stuff didn't bother me, it just made me feel sorry for him having to deal with it all. Plus, popping spots is super fun so there's always that...

Own it, don't let it own you, user!

-note

Femanons I need help. I'm 20 and a complete virgin. I'm not to worried about the virgin part but my dilemma is this. I'm very tired of being alone. All I want is someone to cuddle with at night and love unconditionally. Now here's the kicker. I'm a complete social retard. Not that I cant talk to people. I can function just fine but I dont leave the house unless I'm grocery shopping or going to work. And I work a lot of hours. 87.5 hours a week. Plus it's a rotating shift. 7 days on, 4 days off, 7 nights on 2.5 days off. I guess my question is how do I meet girls? Like, nerdy girls who play computer games and like staying at home. Or am I asking too much?

Well I appreciate that. Maybe I make it out to be worse than it is.

Someplace public so they feel safe. I think bars are a go to but I don't like bars personally. Museum if she's into those. Window shopping at a mall. Zoo is always a good choice. Hookah bar. The park if you have some good ones around.

Everyone has some kind of imperfection. It's pretty much up to you how it effects your life. Maybe I'm just weird, but popping spots for him was actually kind of a strange bonding exercise for us. It gave him relief from painful acne and it gave me the fun of having living bubble wrap. Stress relieving and fun!

-note

Oh i know this is not a good day for everyone,but hey woman cheer it up because you have at least find your soulmate coungrats on that.It's very nice to hear you.I'm not always here (Yea Forums) but when i encountering your thread i always feel happy because you can give and you're giving some quality advice every time.Thank you for your voc,much appreciated that.Monday is like every other day that will be past,so live this and every other day like it's the last day (place is here and time is now)

Any of you ever posted your nudes on here before? Serious question btw.

It's not attractive but it's not a dealbreaker. You can definitely still be attractive.

A couple of times, yeah. I've had nudes posted by other people if that counts also

-note

Well I'm not attractive anyway so I kind of have to bank on other things. It's just something I worry about if I theoretically ever get with someone.

Online dating was designed with you in mind. Might help with your social anxiety if you treat them like friends at first. Don't put the pussy on the pedestal.

I'd say honestly you'd probably need to get a more social life allowing job if you're going to be serious about dating someone. Meeting someone is easy, maintaining a relationship on very little time is not

-note

Is having lots of hair unattractive femanons?

I have posted tits when the occasion calls for it.

Yeah. I have an OkCupid but have had little to no success. Maybe I should try different websites? I just don't know where to turn next.

What I meant by social retard is more like, social anxiety. I can go talk to people in public and shit but like going to the grocery store or anywhere where there is a good amount of people my head turns into a brick.

And also I have no college or higher education otherwise. I work for a coal handling facility and my only expertise is running heavy equipment and fixing engines and machinery. I kind of feel stuck where I am.

Think I’ll dip out early, might nap, it’s been a long day. Take care anons.

~Anna~

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Well if you're just ugly then you probably have other things to worry about besides acne. It really isn't that big of a deal.

Head hair, body hair, all are fine. Just trim the junk a little

Just gotta work on it. I feel like that if I go somewhere there's a lot of people and I'm by myself. Online dating is probably your best option, but that work life is really going to cripple you when it comes to actually dating someone user

-note

Try different sites, look for advice on making your profiles more attractive. If you can be more social that's always a good idea, but I know it's not as easy as it sounds.

Yeah, plenty to worry about. Was just one thing I was wondering about. It's pretty much hopeless for me overall.

For some. It's a matter of personal taste. Personally I love it and look for hairy men. Other women find it to be a turn off.

Well thanks y'all. I'll try some different sites and what not. We are supposed to go to 4 crews at work instead of 3 and its supposed to be sub 50 hours a week. Maybe I can get some kind of stability then.

Why, what's the problem?

Well, I'm fuckugly. And anxious to boot.

I am!

I heard about raids and stuff and saw that thread about making chili when you hate your roommate and it made me check out Yea Forums. I don't know why I'm still here. These threads are okay sometimes.

Support. Just support.

Walks are nice! Also maybe coffee dates would suit you?

Not at all. I have all of that shit too. Doesn't make a difference to me.

-Lesanon

Thanks for answering. You seem alright.

So I hang with chicks in the club, and we getting on great, but things get freindzoned.

How to move things more flirty without coming off as creepy?

No prob. Also, thank you.

I need some more to work with. How have you been flirting? Do you flirt and then they friendzone, or is the issue that you just don't know how to flirt so you end up as friends?

-Lesanon

I hope all of you are having a wonderful day so far. How goes it?

_S.D.

Learn to read signals they give off, then try and go in for something. A kiss or whatever. Dunno really, vague question, vague answer

Getting pretty close to falling asleep here

-note

So just approach some girl that seems open and friendly, get chatting for few hours, maybe do some lines together, realize yeah I like this girl, but by that point how do you start flirting she already sees you as a friend.

I'm not starting things with her initially with the intention of getting with her, but then things go that way for me.

So I guess we have both freindzoned each other, and at that point I wanna move forward but the situation just isnt there for it.Does that make sense?

These are Europe clubs BTW so 12+hrs in a club isn't uncommon ;)

Thanks

>>As always tits not required but ...

What the fuck happened to Yea Forums...
I was only gone 5 years...

They've all shown proof at one point, that's all we ever really needed.

I'm a 25 year old who's never even held hands. The loneliness is killing me. This is a dumb question but..any ideas? Should I just give up?

OP or vchan bumps these threads with 2 phones. Most of the time we just abuse her and she like a It

You like making shit up?

Never give up on the possibility of finding the one my dude, my best advice would be to keep being yourself & let things fall into it's placement everything happens for a reason & it could always be worth the what seems to be endless waiting game of hell

_S.D.

Probably sounds like a shit response, but just let it happen naturally rather than seek it out. Build friendships, let that develop into relationships. There's not really any magic formula. Most relationships start with chance

-note

The other day a probably 23 year old girl was coming on to me and I humored her for a bit before bluntly telling her I'm attracted to 40s to 60s women with saggy tits and she got pretty pissed off at me
why'd she react this way? I was just being honest with her
my thought is that this girl just expected guys to be into her because she was thin/average (she wasn't hideous but not like an 8/10 or anything either)
she called me an asshole and everything when she realized i wasn't attracted to her, wtf?

Ok...sorry it's hard not to despair sometimes. Just thought I'd ask.

You would crawl through a mile of mud just for 2 seconds of attention
Don't ask this thread OP is mentally disabled and hates white guys

You either came across as an asshole or that you were being sarcastic rather than just saying you weren't attracted to her

-note

-note
-sd
- vchan
-ginnychan
-lesanon
Same person lol And anything else is vchan being a dumb samefag from 2 phones

You stupid mother fucker SD's a dude & the rest have proved time & time again they're femanons

Only one who proved it was Anna. The rest are vchan who is an orc

Kek bait harder faggot your lame ass attempt of a troll failed

Maybe try light flirting earlier on, while still talking and becoming friends. Enough to make your intentions known without seeming like you only want sex from her.

Fat?

It's true the only lame ass troll is you.

If he isn’t afraid to call me out on my bullshit or my bluff

That too

Do you have a lot of friends?

Literally none

Mate stop fucking trying to act like you're correct it's embarrassing

Join the military will help you learn social cues not because you want to but because you have to

It's probably the way you said it or the fact that you let her flirt with you a while at first.

4-F

Welp, it's been fun anons

I'm off to try and sleep

-note

What are your opinions on life-like sex dolls?

See you later vchan you samfagging tard

Night. Thanks.

That's what you should be worried about my friend. Don't worry about an ugly face, it's surprisingly not as important as other qualities.

Those are horrifying & creepy

I dont understand

Glad I'm not the only one who notices this shit

Alright I'll work on that first.

Google

It's not that hard to figure out

That's your first step to holding a hand. Forcing yourself to socialize sometimes. Making people more than acquaintances. From there you can learn how to make them more than just friends.

...? That doesnt even make sense.
Why would I need attention?

Ginny's also timestamped and SD has literally posted a vocaroo dumbass

To each their own. They are kinda creepy though. If we had talented male sex robots I would probably only leave my house to work so I can't judge you all.

Samefag everyone know note, vchan and Ginny and any other femanons are not the same

>give me attention
>Why would I need attention

Is SD a femanon or?

Not sure how to do that, honestly.

>damage control
Bitch fuck off go make your bf his tacos

SD is a dude. He frequents these threads, has posted pics and vocaroo

Any femanons give birth and can explain the feeling? I just got my iud in and I want to know if kids are worth it or not

Who do you think I am?
Let me guess...you think I'm vchan.

Well how about you? Maybe you're vchan.
Apparently we are all vchan

Ah I wouldn't know I'm kinda new to these threads

That would be my best advice. If you want to become more attractive losing weight is I think the easiest way with the biggest, most immediate payoff.

Copper or hormonal?

Force yourself to smile and be nice and get involved with conversations at work. Once you are talking to people fairly often, ask a few of them to come out to dinner after work.

I have the hormonal. It was the most painful thing I’ve ever done in my life

Like me user?

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Really? I don't know much about the actual procedure. Was it briefly painful or prolonged? Were you on the pill prior?

So this is the second time it’s been put in me. The first time, I took pain medication and it still hurt like hell.

They crank you open, measure your cervix, sterilize the area, if needed they’ll dilate you (which also hurts like hell), and they’ll say you’ll have a cramp in 321. That cramp is enough you make me almost pass out it hurts so badly. I cried in the office and driving home because it hurt so much. I was not on the pill beforehand. I’m still feeling a dull throb six hours later.

When the internet says “a small pinch” this is not true. Ask for pain medication. I involuntarily flinched and my body spasmed today.

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omg bla bla bla fuck me. talking about nonsense non stop. cringe voice as well

cute face but unfortunately her body looks like a man in a dress