Pause game

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fuck off

nice try

Would you guys like some fun bread facts?

I don't understand. It's a joke? A reference?

It's a bait thread, he's here to talk about lolis

Yes please

I wish there was a loli that would eat my bread

I can't fucking believe she ate an entire stick of bread.

i wish that was my cock

>eating raw bread

YEEEE-
WAT

You're not one of those weirdos who eat bread wirh knife and fork, are you?

let me butter your cock user
let me feel it go deep into my oven
let me heat up as you rise inside me

i wouldn't mind some

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sure

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unnerving gif

Maybe her butt hurts

Gimme the bread facts
Lolis are gay, Bread is eternal

>i bet nobody was in the last thread...watch this

based

You know what nigga it ain't my fetish but the chubby Marina in the first page was all worth it.

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You ain't getting 40+ (you)'s again user.

>He's never had good bread
Feel sorry for ya desu user

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Sure. Rye not?

tell me about buttered toast double D

Well, we are waiting.

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Yes, that IS how my game works. But anything else would be too big a penalty.

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That's a lot of bread!

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GIVE IS THE BREAD TRIVIA

bread facts are never fun

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t. cakefaggot

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Imagine if it were my penis lol

wtf he called me a cakefaggot

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cakes>bread

eat me

It takes 9 seconds for a combine harvested to harvest enough wheat for 70 loaves of bread!

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c word

I can't believe you've done this

Nigger mods

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MODS ARE FAGUETTES

Yea Forums - bread

for fucks sake

Pumpernickel bread got its name from Napoleon, who ordered bread for his horse - named Nicole. He said "pain pour Nicolé" which the Germanics heard as pumpernickel.

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moar

interesting

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based cunnypilled mod

It was common for bakers to be fined if their loaves were under weight, so they would add an extra load to their dozens - hence, a baker's dozen!

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Cunny thread

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Why was it so important how much bread weighed? Because bakers often used bread as currency - doling out loans and credit using bread as the backing!

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Woah, there's bowsete cunny?

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In fact, bread is so powerful that it had to be contained in WWII. Rationing laws universally prohibited the sale of freshly baked bread. This is because the "tastiness of freshly baked bread" would lead people to eat it "immoderately." Therefore, bread had to sit for 24 hours before sale.

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Holly shit that's me wtf

Based breadposter

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There's a variety of bread called giraffe bread - In actuality, it is tiger bread. However, Sainsbury's renamed it to giraffe bread after receiving a letter from a three year old girl saying it looked more like a giraffe than a tiger.

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Everyone knows the ancient Egyptians not only used bread as a currency and put moldy bread in wounds to prevent infection, but did you know that cinnamon can prevent the growth of mold? In fact, scientists are using cinnamon derived packaging to prevent mold growth in non-cinnamon based breads!

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more "bread facts" pl0x

The average slice of buttered bread will land butter side down 80% of the time - this is because a buttered slice of unbuttered bread requires an average 8 feet to rotate from buttered side down to buttered side up. To give your buttered bread a better chance of going from buttered side down to buttered side up flip your buttered bread buttered side down before dropping it, giving your buttered side bread a mere 65% chance of dropping from buttered to unbuttered side down. Better bang for your butter, right?

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Throughout most of history, the color of bread you consumed tended to tell what your social standing was. The darker your bread, the lower on the social ladder you were. White flour was harder to mill, more expensive to buy, and today this has been reversed due to the ancient demand for white bread. Now, darker bread is more expensive and is generally known to be more nutritious while white bread is a cheap, tasty treat!

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Beat thread bout bread

Did you know that bread has eyes?

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The sandwich was named after John Montagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich. He asked for meat pressed between two slices of bread so that he would be "less inconvenienced while hunting." His friends noticed how well it worked and asked for "the same as Sandwich," and the practice spread.

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Bread is used to clean the ceiling frescoes of the Sistine Chapel since the 17th century. The caretakers have particularly noted that Wonder Bread does the job the best, because of its spongy texture and connection to the underworld.

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French toast is usually made out of stale bread. It is then dipped in egg and fried, but it was not invented in France. It was invented long before France existed, and nobody is quite sure where or when or how. What we do know is the presence of Andras, the 63rd demon of Goetia and Marquis of Hell at the time of its inception.

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I am pleased

Some varieties of rye bread are ingested by water flea larvae. These water fleas can then be ingested by thirsty humans, and are dissolved by the stomach acid. The rye bread is then released and burrows into the intestinal wall. The bread will mature - female bread reaching lengths of 80 cm, and then mate with a smaller male. The female bread will contain 80 million embryos, and will begin to burrow through the abdominal wall and into the muscles of the leg, which can cause blisters and burning. If the bread emerges into these blisters, she can impact them and burst them by vomiting her embryos into the blister. This is due to the bread's confusion and desire to be back in the water. If she successfully reaches water, her embryos will grow and be consumed by water flea larva and the cycle begins anew. Several bakers have been jailed.

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This is beautiful
Best thread i had in a while