Rekt thread

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Fucking walruses man...

can we get a good rekt thread going

Damn it, walrus

You were so cool. But so dumb

So dumb

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fuck you want, kitten decapitation? this is mich better

hell yeah man

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this wrecks the pussy

Black bois wrecked. Rats

Xplain, pls

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The fuck am i watching?

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radical anal pleasuring

Forever satisfactory

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4 v 1 & simple-minded apes still lose

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How black chicks get impregnated

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Bad ass kids should iN CLASS

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thats a raccoon

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Typical nigger shit. 4 on 1. No wonder nobody likes those fucks

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That cat has spent a life at least

nut jokes go here

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lost

OH HELLLLL YES!!!!

LOST!!

The video is reversed. The original is removal of a 20 inch dildo from some fags ass

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Rekt thread is shit today . hope it's because it's the beginning

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Damn. What a punk ass bitch, shot by a woman thinking hes all hard.

If you come to a rally already prepared with a gas mask, you can bet your ass the cops are going to make it their mission to fuck your shit up.

ASDASDA

HAHAHAHA NIGGER

why didnt they jump before the rocket reached them? oh I see they are retarded

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You know all those niglets thought they were bad as hell for that pathetic display

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I'd have some choice fucking words for the fucking retard in the red car who moved it while I was using it for cover.

why would you do that?
shit was retarded as fuck

lmao

Imagine genuinely believing you're a gangsta and then when you try to prove it, you get smoked and manhandled by a soccer mom on her way to the dog salon and then have nothing to do for the next couple years except dwell on the memory of Karen blowing your right lung out of your back

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Regardless of politics or situation, remember: Heavier armor = greater aggro

This is the animal rekt to end all animal rekts. Magnificent.

At least the kitty is safe

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Fucking Kek, i laighed so hard and had to rewatch it like 35 times

Turns out this is exactly why you arent suppossed to walk down escalators. You're suppossed to stand still and only in the middle on the ride down.

For those of us wondering: This walrus most likely had a cognitive and/or perceptive disorder and so was not able to properly gauge the distance it was about to 'travel'. That it survived to that age would be highly unlikely if it was a congenital defect, so it was probably the result of a prior head injury

Head bonk bad = brain no work good = cliff dive

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Holy shit, I go to that school, lo?

prove it loser

Fucking muslims, I bet.

495 East Scripps Road you jew
Give Mr. Hawley a good suck for me

there u go fag

Atleast help the poor animal dont just film it.

Wife material.

She was an off duty cop

Fallrus

Fucking niggers, instead of letting them duke it out, they have to jump in and act like chimps. Yet when someone calls them out on it "yuoz a racist azz white boi, sheit". Blacks need to start forming squads and taking niggers out before a race war forms

home made sex toys 101

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nice backflip

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bump

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Screw the balls, getting the seat to the spine, f'ING ouch

couldnt it just have been that its eyes had been hurt by getting poked or something?

Where is Paris in this thread?

>police car already waiting outside
probably happens weekly

Underrated post.

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Wrong, watch the show on Netflix or something it'll tell you why they're doing it. Mainly cause of global warming, the ice all melted where they normally rest and all thats left is a small island with not enough room for all them to get out of the water to rest so they climb up a rigid to get to a place to rest. Then when the herd leaves they just head straight for the water off the ledge and they never had to learn this obstacle before

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>touching another man's balls

so much for the disney live action remakes zoz

Please tell me there is a longer video out there.

What a fat stupid bitch

g- g g-job

>then have nothing to do for the next couple years except dwell on the memory of Karen blowing your right lung out of your back
he died

Easier to see when it is leaving than when it is coming

religion of peace

>>Nigger

Indian trainspotting

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White guy gets sucker punched
4 on 1
He takes down 2 of them
Smallest one there
>muh pussy ass white bois

t. brainlet

Damn now I understand why black guys like fat girls. They can't keep up when they bail.

This is the best one.

found the newfag female

Nigger = Nigger

female empowerment

damn i want to fuck her bad now

Good Nigger is Good.

Can hardly see where some nig cut the dark one so he could make it look bigger.
Kind of like those porno's that they never take hand away from the base of their cock so you can't see its a fake dick

>reminder homosexuals consider this normal and desirable

Damn darkies can never fight fair...

WHAT

ON EARTH

IS THIS???

Too Soon. That place just burned down.

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I've fapped to this before

Panzer kunst

Think of it like this... Walrus usually are only 5 feet above sea-level on floating ice and regularly drop off it.

Its a sea animal that has no concept of heights. Tell me, does a whale have a understanding of heights or for that matter a fear of heights?

Also Walrus usually live on pack-ice during that time of year. no ice anymore.

this bitch rules

holy fuck
did he dead
this is like my nightmare

no we don't nig

Damn, save some for the rest of us

Lost
Nice dubs btw

nvm he survived

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Goomba stomp

Fucking lol

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How the fuck was it even up there?

It was just looking for it's bucket...

THE REAL QUESTION IS WHICH ONE EXPLODED

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Please stop being 12

The cat at the end.

i need the full video

Too soon bro, gotta at least wait a full 24 hours.

lol, what a fucking retard you are.

...

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based diplodocus

lost your bet

This is the most retarded thing I've ever read on this site in 8 years...

The way it walks away like yea I'm good bro

Cmon!
He should have tied better the gorilla
Safety First

he's telling the truth

>the pun
>the digits
top tier post!

He tried, ok?

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Exquisite

wish it had sound.

"walrus doesnt know the difference between a mountain and some ice."

"muh global warming"

"walrus has never seen dry ground before or mountains, they are too used to ice so they jump from 100 foot cliffs to their deaths."

Are you fucking serious?

why that baby was there??

Inb4 next comment "I saw it on nextflix it must be true!"

"based science nigger neil degrasse tyson posted a witty tweet about it!"

"if we dont ban cows and airplanes in the next 12 years we are doomed!"

"We must listen to the EU and paris climate accord!"

Get a fucking life brainlet.

That's a Bruce Lee stomp if I've ever seen one.

Why did he bail halfway through?
>he had it

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LMFAO when it's in the jersey, just fucking right ripped

Dude, that chimp was baked to a coma.

Because, clearly, the man getting a 20-inch long makeshift dildo out of his pooper was clearly a heterosexual man. Also, he was a devout Christian and an ardent Trump supporter.

Title.

White people, am I right?

What type of car is that?

He doesn't know they different

This image is worthless for your lefty racism. Both bars weight the same, so the ingredients are just heavier in the white chocolate one.

kek, fapped to this

Kek speedy thoughts!

Funniest shit I've seen today. Thanks, user.

LMAOOOOOOO BLUNT MID SLEEP NAH NIGGA

His brain just circumnavigated the galaxy.

refuse to shake with whitey, get breaked in the fighty

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i feel so bad for it yet i can't stop laughing. fuck

Me neither, don't feel bad. Rosie O'Donnell really let herself go this time.

>sound
A cross between tire squeal, engine rumble, and 400lbs of jell-o being dropped of the back of a small truck.

god

how old was that spire?

> being this naive and simple

I mean, they rarely ever do...

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Ewwwwwwww

Here, the full video.

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Did she died?

>WASTED!

depending on how you feel about the ship of theseus problem, 800 years or so?

Remember that you are expected to believe that these are your equals

Remember that you are expected to believe that these are the same thing that you are

Are they really?

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Raccoon, you retard

old enough to have ED since it could stay up

Yeah.

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Got burnt out.

After defeating her attacker, she runs out into the great unknown ready to take on all scum.

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no, i mean in which year was that spire added/built

I don't know. Give me a minute, I'll just phone up India and ask.

Or just dial Dell tech support.

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balls of steel

What's so cool about some black guy smoking weed?

I take it that wasn't the designated shitting track then.

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It's a me! Mario!

So, if he hit the water did he live. Sure was one hell of a splash.

She is a cop. this was on the news

genuine kek. it's been a while.

dude went all out saving his bro.

monkeys dont understand technology

Welcome to brazil

Oof

same

four lions 'we'll bomb the mosque'

this is sad.
>well, a lot of these rekt vids are sad

hope hes medium rare

sauce?

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Thanks, Global Warming.

>imagine being this dumb
lmao

That legit gave me chills.

I was waiting the whole time expecting it to cut off before the loop. you're a good boy.

MUCH better with sound.
BRRRRRRRRRRRZZZAAAPPPP!!!!

come on guys, keep it alive

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>It's true, I saw it on netflix
Come on, faggot.

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super retarded comment from an engineer point of view

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post some antifa faggots getting rekt

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Fucking got me.

right, so these missiles travel at hundreds of miles per hour. youre not going to notice its coming unless its very loud (which its not) or youre already paying attention to it (which they arent)

This rekt thread was shit

i wouldn't want bullet holes in my car

Fuck you you little bitch. How about I come and release a nigger on your ass?

Noice quads faggot

How many cats? I've been watching for 10mins

youtu.be/IZr6fWuhz5o

not really, it just shows that socialism thrives in every conceivable way.

Religion of peace

Much smarter than you cunt

>White smoke eminating from the wreckage of the tower and chimney.

Does this mean there's gonna be a new Pope now?

Niggers cannot fight one on one anywhere other than a boxing ring when they are getting paid millions of dollars

Have context?

that's a raccoon