While the series was actually watchable...

While the series was actually watchable, let's point out a few things Netflix was so kind to include in their take on an old comic/sitcom.
>her cousin is now a gay black man
>she bounces between two men the entire series
>one of which is a character created solely for this love-triangle
>The main characters are mostly women, and most have multiple love interests
>One of her best friends is now a transgendered girl who needs magic to play basketball with the boys
>her other friend is a black girl who was cursed by white witches in ye olde days
How's it hanging?

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She was with Harvey in season 1 and Nick in season 2. I dunno about the 'bounces' between them, but I guess most incels would include 'talks to me' as dating.

Ignoring all the scenes of jealousy when she's near Harvey are we?

OP you're missing the only important difference:
>Salem doesn't talk, even though it's established that familiars can speak English

Ambrose and Susie/Theo are better side characters than the comics and sitcoms had, so I'm not even mad. Roz is annoying, but not as annoying as the Regina George version of her in the comics.

Ambrose is not even gay. He’s bisex.

I think Salem will eventually talk. I remember some thing about him being cursed or maybe he is just waiting for the right moment. I don't think they just forgot and decided against it. We will see.

Netflix is for complete faggots

She has feelings, but that's the point. Satan himself is pushing her, and then after she burns the school down she don't give a fuck...
You really suck at understanding.

this seriously
Netflix is nothing than gratuitous violence, lesbianism (a gateway to cuck porn), and all that SJW shit.
Not only that but they're cucking you into abandoning all other form of media for their own.

It's an attempt by the sorosians and the jews to control the internet.

The fuck?

I'm down for Ambrose, he's actually a respectable gay character, but let's not ignore the fact that they had to make him a gay black man. I'm just trying to point out Netflix's very obvious agenda.
I understand fine, the point is Netflix is pushing this shit on young girls so they don't feel so bad about hopping between dudes every few weeks. If you can't see the implications with this series you're already fucked man.
Dont even get me started on Love Sex Robots. I actually loved a few of the later episodes, but the first was legitimately based on the premise that old, rich white men raped and abused this woman and so now she's become a monster to kill all of the big bad men with her speed and wile. It's just garbage, everyone has their nipples out, you gotta have a CGI sex scene, and the only "good" male character barely talks and is just a skinny nerd. Rest of the episodes were alright, but still had some taste of pedophilia, bestiality and SJW bullshit.

Bump

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I turned it off in less than 30 minutes, when Sabrina's tolkien white-black friend said "patriarchy". I also laughed out loud at the gender fluid girl crying in the locker room because she was being bullied. I'm not even edgy, it was literally that much of a cringy trope.
I wanted to see the witch school filled with ethnic goth girls tho, oh well.

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what a dumb fucking show, i thought i might like it cuz i really like satanic aesthetics and it barely has anyy almost none of it is unique and pretty fucking ostentatious. Not to mention its stupid pc characters. its first episode almost had me intrigued until they decided to write a story with literally no conflicts and just minor annoyances that were so easily solved i was dumbfounded. like that one witch didnt even have to fight the demon santa turning kids to wax. which was a pretty creepy idea but its over in 3 seconds. fucking clown shoes. but it is a kids show and as long as it has pretty girls and boys im sure kids will like it.

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you know this nigasaki is right

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Everybody complains that it's pushing diversity.

Nobody complains that it's pushing Christianity.

>While the series was actually watchable, let's point out a few things Netflix was so kind to include in their take on an old comic/sitcom.
This isn't Netflix's take on an old comic/sitcom. This show is based off of 'The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina' comic book released by Archie comics since 2014. Also, while they may have been Netflix approved, they weren't even developed for netflix, most of these changes were made at the CW, and it was moved to netflix later.

>Her cousin is now a gay black man
So?

>she bounces between two men the entire series
Just like in the 90s sitcom... and in the comics...

>one of which is a character created solely for this love-triangle
Just like in the TV show.

>The main characters are mostly women
Just like in the TV show, and the comics. Most of the male characters were just love interests there, other than ambrose.

>and most have multiple love interests
No they don't. Hilda has one, Zelda has one, Roz has one, Sabrina has two. Mrs. Wardwell you can technically say has two, but it's really just one and then she also happens to be enslaved to satan.

>>One of her best friends is now a transgendered girl who needs magic to play basketball with the boys
This was terrible you're 100% right and it didn't get resolved in any meaningful way like the tarot sex change episode did.

>>her other friend is a black girl who was cursed by white witches in ye olde days
So?

couldnt watch it long enough to realize that. thats definetly its tone though. very fucking basic

>Nobody complains that it's pushing Christianity.
It isn't though. Satanism is just a metaphor for the Patriarchy.

This
The use of Satanism and the head priest/pope pushing for the subjugation of women is a blatant take on the modern leaders being evil, patriarchal, nigh-invincible "demons" that are constantly putting themselves against the young and helpless in a one-sided war, supported by decades(centuries) old dogma and their councils. Even the angels, who show up to do "good", are just bloodthirsty dogs of war with no actual commitment to their cause.
I'm speaking as a whole, the new comic and the new CW take on the series, Netflix brought it to a much wider audience and pushed the ideals much harder.
>just like in the TV show
Yes, but it was never as pronounced and ridiculous as it is. Let's not talk about almost every episode having atleast one make-out session that just pans out or fades, leading to ambiguity despite a few affirmations that she's still a virgin. They do this to lead your mind to think of what they may or may not be doing. This is influential to young children.
>so?
Inclusivity is does not equate to equality. They very obviously selected those characters carefully, to feed into a modern idea. You notice how Ambrose is constantly being framed for crimes he didn't commit? Odd that the gay black character is consistent in being used as a scapegoat for the crimes of the white patriarchal stereotype character. Again, I like both the character and the actor, they have done an amazing job and the character is one of the few with real depth and mystery to them, but that doesn't stop me from seeing the producer's bullshit. Same to be said about the white witches cursing black folk, it's just more subversive bullshit to feed into the idea.
>Hilda has one, etc.
That's why I said most. Nick was in polygamous relationships, it's implied that all witches do so, and even Zelda is implied lightly. Again, I said most, not all.
>locker room scene
Or the main bully, jock, is now talking to her and implies to be a new love interest.

i felt it was okay but went downhill after episode 5

the main satan guy was meant to be some big baddie and theyve basically done with him already, with 2 seasons left


he was way underpowered and underwhelming

>lesbianism (a gateway to cuck porn)
damson you gay

I watch this to drool over Sabrina who is hot as fuck.