Scrambled eggs thread

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I hungry tbf

egg time mother fucker

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you better post you fuckhead

ok

Okay then

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lol

what kind of scrambled eggs are those

silly but fun thread idea. rolling

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You sure that's scrambled eggs and not scrambled cum?

Why is there so much W A T E R?
did you microwave these?
Terrible

my piss is less watery than this

Fuck you man they are very good. Just a bit of pasta sauce on the side from noon no big deal

Rolling, I wouldn't mind some right now

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I got no eggs but will ejaculate on sandwich and eat with time stamp pics

It's not water it's milk, I like it that way cuz I can dip toasts in them like that. But I don't have any bread today so kind of useless

I assume boiled of course.

that's way to much milk user

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egg time nigger

scramble some eggs nigger

chop chop nigger

welp time to get frying

this is why we can’t have nice threads

scramble a niggers eggs

N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N NIGGERMAN

Follow my way son

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I want scrambled eggs

What is the perfect way to make scrambled eggs?

Well, to each his own...

1) Preheat the pan at mild fire
2) Put butter and don't let it get black
3) Put the eggs
4) Scramble them
5) Add milk little by little by scrambling them
6) Never stop scrambling them slowly in circles
7) Stop when you've achieved to get the texture that suit your mouth the best
8) Eat

eggs will continue cooking in the pan even when taken off the heat so put them in a plate quickly

why did you water your scrambled eggs?

I had to use this onion

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All of them?

1. spray pan with cooking oil
2. put eggs in cup then stur until it is yellow liquid
3. wait until oil is dark
4. put eggs in stir immediately
5. stir until egg becomes soild
6 exit pan

Fucking fag taking half an hour to make your scramble eggs. Not looking a third as good as my based scrambled eggs

art takes time my friendo, something you have yet to learn

>he uses an oil sprayer

I think you've made a confusion with the recipe for cancer user

Yours actually look decent.

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get into fasting if you're poor, hunger control is a real thing.

usually when milk is not added in these proportions, the water would be a sign of overcooking.

Done.

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god fucking damn it i don't know how to make anything tho shit fuck

pretty good

the secret is cheese

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butter-melt-eggs-stir-done

You should mix the eggs whole on the pan.

you didnt stir fast enough after putting eggs in pan.
I see those little white bits of shit

Learn to cook ffs. These eggs look like they came out of my asshole.

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let's see those mf eggs

These look best so far but I'm just such a fucking purist. I don't want anything in my eggs other than bacon or ham. Onion and egg just doesn't sound that appealing.

damn, all these scrambled eggs in this thread

>cut onion to desired size
>fry in butter
>toss in eggs once onion is cooked

it's a nice kinda crunch to break up the egg texture but not to crunchy

it is after 12 now guys its time to stop making scrambled eggs. get ready for lunch hurry!

double portion bro

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double portion for you too brap

Sometimes I like to use some kind of cheese and oregano. Ham or bacon is always nice, too.

Funny how you suddenly all get from unviable white trash to fucking Gordon Ramsey from one thread to another

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i already made eggs for breakfast but man i got a hankering for eggs again. dae eat eggs with ketchup?

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nodub4me

Try not putting ketchup in everything for the sugar it contains is a like poison.

i don't like scrambled eggs, i prefer them sunny side up with melting yolk when you bite into it
and on top of a bread with cheese and ham

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omfg i almost vomited , why the fuck is it so juicy. fucking retard can't even make scarmbled eggs. Rope yourself

scramble some eggs lowlife nig

hahah triple portion for you then retard

Watch Gordon Ramsay make 'em on YouTube
Beats everything else I've tried

you guys are so silly teehee

I'm afraid some punishment is in order for making this slop. I sentence you to live three years in Camden, NJ.

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So what happens when I get these quads?

then you gotta make scrambled eggs out of as many eggs as the quads state