Dear Yea Forums

Dear Yea Forums

I need your advice as I am about to do something drastic to change my sex. My parents are okay with me doing this, they understand and now some jackass therapist has to do a full diagnosis on me to see what I already know: That I'm a transsexual. This will take a long time and after that there are still 12 months of taking hormones and living as a fake woman (I'll still have what I don't want, a dick) before they even consider doing the operation.
I saw on Jerry Springer once this guy who had body integrity identity disorder and wanted to lose his leg and he just sawed it off, then called paramedics. I'm thinking something similar, but can't bring myself to actually cutting off my dick and balls, since that would be slow and painful. Instead I am thinking of using my fathers gun to shoot myself in the dick and then quickly calling the ambulance.
My question here is what is wisdom? Since I was more in to girls stuff as a kid I never truly took up my dads offer to learn how to shoot a pistol right. Don't get me wrong I know a little but even had I taken shooting lessons he wouldn't have taught me this. I'm afraid that if I first put my penis on the desk in example, there may be shrapnel from the bullet as well as from the table. I really need advice here. What would be the best way to do this? And don't try to talk me out of this. I'm very determined to change in to a woman. Not in a year, not in several years, no, today.
Please help.

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>inb4 op delivars

My advice is use something to cut off blood flow to dick and balls and then cut it off. Use one of those little things they use to put the tight ass rubber bands on livestock nutts and do it to the dick and balls. Leave it on long enough to lose feeling and cut it off, or leave it on longer and just let the dick fall off. Not sure how a fake pussy would look after that though.

OP you’re a fucking faggot, I wouldn’t do it, statistically speaking more than less of people who do this shit end up killing themselves or depressed so just skip the middle man and kill yourself now. Either way pics or it didn’t happen.

I don't want to kill myself, I just want to become a woman like I am on the inside.
Cutting is slow and agonizing, but maybe if I use a rubber band the bleeding will be less after I shoot it off

If you shoot the fucking thing off what are they going to use to make your fake vag?

Your junk is very vascular. You’ll bleed out.

You may want to kys after you transition is what user meant.

no i won't because i'll finally be happy

No you won't you deluded fuck.

get proper surgery, and once you do post your tits or gtfo

Just reading that tells us you are not ready. Who touched you as a child? Who pulled on your little dick that made you hate it so much? You have no understanding of how gender reassignment surgery works. "Hur dur people want to make sure I am okay and help me but I am in a hurry so I am going to shoot off the part of my body they need to make my fake vagina."

Remember, your dick becomes your clit. So sure go ahead and cut it off if you don't want to enjoy being a real woman.

Have you ever been seriously injured? A surgery done correctly can have unbelievable pain and anguish that lasts for years. An emergency surgery to correct a fucking gunshot can only be worse. Also, their priority is going to be saving your life. They're not gonna go, "Well shit, might as well toss a vagina on there while we're down here."

Trying to build a vagina with the fragments of a gunshot penis will be fucking hilarious. Probably get bits of the table in there by mistake.

I suggest you check if there's no dust in the cannon of your pistol by looking inside and blowing on it and pressing firmly the trigger in order to open the bullet chamber.

Make sure the safety is off first!

You can aim a gun under your chin and save money, time, and delusions.
Seems like a pretty much obvious solution.

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this pasta is cringe

You are mentally ill. Your parents are sending you to the psych because you need help. It's there last ditch effort to help their kid and hopefully stop you from inevitability killing yourself

Also,
Sage

Edit: that MANLY chin you have.

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>I don't want to kill myself, I just want to become a woman like I am on the inside.

You'll never be a woman and you will never pass. But by all means, go ahead and mutilate yourself, you deluded faggot.

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The easiest and cheapest solution would be to turn to Christ, He would help you and make your life much better. God loves you, don't be a heretic!

I love this!

try shooting yourself in the head, you'll be doing the world a favour you fucking degenerate

Ah, I love this community. Mates, you make me feel like there are other sane people on this planet. Bash the fags!

My thoughts exactly. It's amazing that faggots still roam around here, they should just know by now.
But I guess people like them enjoys being deluded.

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If the Allies knew what their future selves would do, they would subjugate themselves to the Axis, haha! (Great meme, by the way, mate!)

Also, we should make Let's Beat The Queer day a national holiday!

ok i think im ready to do it now

i have 911 on speed dial, got a bucket of ice and a towel, and i have a note telling them to not fix my penis but to make it in to a vagina

Pic of supplies.

You can't change your sex

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AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Them's nice titties

Just kys you faggot

It hurts less than I expected and the rubber band and towel stopped most the bleeding. but my balls are still on, called the hospital they're on their way

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OP delivered

Not OP

Don’t shoot in your dick. It is used to make the fake vagina. You should shoot in your head instead. There isn’t obviously nothing inside, so you should be fine.

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No fake vagina for op. Just a peehole.

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don't be so sure, mr. lafleur

Starts off with advice starts next paragraph with

>OP you’re a fucking faggot

A family friend of ours was found dead in his flat because he had tried to cut his own dick off. He was always really strange and it turns out he had a room converted into a sex dungeon complete with swing, horse dildos, stirrups and fucking machines. He was a crossdresser too. Shits crazy.

But anyway, you'll most likely bleed out, save that shit and turn it into a pretty little pussy

Yeah if you shoot your cock off that'll caused more damage than using a knife. Having a mutilated hole prone to infection between your legs isnt going to make you feel feminine.

Now your going to have balls but no dick. Nice one.

jews in the media

Real question is can I get more of the girl in the OP

Enjoy your angry inch Hedwig

black people shenanigans

mental illness

>Psyop Threads

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This

>inb4 implying this is not bait
>Goes to Yea Forums for advice
>mfw

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