Lies

>lies
>manipulates evidence
>giant ass leaps in logic
How the hell do people still watch Ancient Aliens unronically?

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The same reason humans have sat around campfires since the dawn of man telling over-embellished stories of grandeur.

Everyone likes a good story and sometimes believing is better than just being boring.

Or they are just gullible. Take your pick.

I often wonder how some cave dwelling apeman just one day woke up and said ,today I'll invent a wheel,or smelt some iron ore into tools and weapons

Necessity and time. We had spades of it so here we are, sat in front of computer screens jacking off porn and arguing with each other.

It’s funny how Ancient Aliens is a worldwide show that just seems to get pointed at by the masses
It’s even funnier when palaeontologists, archeologists and anthropologists that have been working for years on a single component of one out of thousand ancient civilizations use scientific methods and tools to push back our commonly accepted notions of our past
ONLY, to be blatantly obliterated left and right by “popular” scientific communities
And disissed as out of date information or whatever bullshit to keep the narrative in the hands of ((powers that be))

>wheels
Experimentation: cause if you can make things, why would a curious person NOT make things in a circle? Then it rolls away, and then he thinks "hey, that could be useful".
>iron ore
Already had copper and bronze, they'd obviously be trying out all kinds of metals for the best sword possible
Why do Ancient Astronaut Theorists assume ancient humans were stupid?

There’s a Graham Hancock TedTalk that was banned under the label that the informations presented were out of date and fraudulent when most of the video was centered on recent findings and dots being connected

>Already had copper and bronze
Ok so one day some smart half monkey wakes up and says ,,hmmm i think I'll make stuff out of copper and bronze, I'll just mine it and smelt it....
Doesn't quite stick,unless someone else showed it to him.

Dude,, they were just a bit above monkeys

>Ok so one day some smart half monkey wakes up and says

Are you high?

Don't be a dick you flaming faggot...you know what i mean..did some ancient idiot just wake up one day and decide to mine and smelt copper?

Yes. user the ancients were not as retarded as the TV makes out. Answer me this then, if there were aliens knocking about in the ancient times, why did they show the natives how to make copper and wheels?

Nope. If you pick up a piece of copper and hit someone with with, you might be like "dang this is better than my flint knife", and then you'd try to figure out how to shape it into a good weapon so that you can have better weapons than the competition. Bronze is copper mixed with tin, and again, it's the whole "I'm going to experiment with every possible metal to see which is the best for making a weapon with" thing again.
They were literally the same species as us, what are you talking about?

because history seems to have been re-written to keep questions at bay.

For example: I remember reading that the original translations surrounding Khafre and the Sphinx stated that he discovered it during an excavation of the land, not that he built it. Those translations were replaced to state he commissioned it construction instead of just happening across it. If the original translations were true, then it leaves open the question "Who built it?", which is a question we're either not able to answer or not willing to answer. Khafre discovering the Sphinx means someone else built it, which means a much older civilization existed with the technology to build such a structure but who were they?

>who were they?

niggers

To give us a push in the right direction maybe.
Also what if they crossbred their species with them just because they could,it would explain the " missing link" anthropology is always talking about.

>you
We wuz kangs?

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Where the fuck did they get a piece of copper,it doesn't grow on trees , let alonr mixing it with other metsls to strengthen it. Did they have metallurgy classes?

Copper is a naturally occurring element you tard. If someone went into a cave, they probably just found a piece of it lying in there.

And figured out how to melt it and mix it with another metal.... nope,not buying it

>And figured out how to melt it and mix it with another metal
Yes, because, as I said before, if the man wanted to fashion it into a weapon, he'd try to figure out how to do it effectively. Why do you assume humans are idiots?

Because we are

We're all idiots, which is why we're at the position we're in now? We're all idiots, which is why we were able to invent gunpowder and guns? Come on now. We may have a lot of stupid people in the world, but we have lots of people intelligent enough to put 2 and 2 together, and to experiment to make things better.

People dont realize we are in the 3rd modern industrial revolution RIGHT NOW. 3D printing is the same category as what we are baffled at. Human competitiveness and innovation cant be underestimated. It has driven us so far.

ive never seen it once

i dont even own a TV

Its entertainment it not a research paper

There are retards (including in this thread) that actually believe this shit though

Ancient Astronaut Theorists

With technology and know how from other beings.either given or found..

OR the ancients were smart enough to figure it out on their own

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We are an alien experiment.