Hookers

Used to see this one couple times a year. $160 for an hour and she was incredible totally worth it.

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Tiny ginger chick with the cutest little tits and ass.

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I was okay with all this until I saw this custard coming out of his dick.

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You didn't pay her? :(

>Just my type of girl
Kek

Got one in Panama, just for the experience. Hot, short, skinny Colombian chick. Wore condom, which always prevent me from cumming. Bmew on her fake tits. $180. Waste of money, but I always wanted to do it once, sort of like skydiving. Will probably never do it again. Maybe if I ever visit SEA or Eastern Europe.

I gave her $20 and a life lesson more valuable than money.

>be 20
>6 months ago
>Go to Quebec City with my buddy (live in Maine so the drive is only 5hrs)
>Had researched escort services prior to leaving and had made a reservation with a beautiful 26 year old blonde.
>We arrive at our hotel and park our car, then head out to the bars
>Get pretty hammered
>Go to strip club
>Strip clubs in Canada unlike the USA are 100 nude and when you get private dances you can touch
>Have good times with my buddy and slutty women
>Escorttime.webm
>Homie drives me over to the spot, looks kinda sus from the outside
>Enter
>Guy behind the desk welcomes me and asks me to remove my shoes and have a seat while I wait
>After a minute or so he motions for me to come with him
>I enter into a small bedroom with condoms and tissues on the bedside
>My girl comes in, as beautiful as I had hoped
>She starts getting naked and undressing me and asking me what I want
>We negotiate that she would blow me without a condom and then fuck with a condom
>BJ was lovely and I paid for a half hour so I made sure I didn't cum until the very end
>she wiped me off, got dressed, counted my cash, and walked off after wishing me a good night

Prostitution is legal in Quebec so it's very accepted and sex workers are not shamed like they are in the USA. Overall 10/10 experience would recommend, I only spent $120 CA for unprotected BJ and sex. That's like what, 80 USD?

>lose pics when phone is destroyed during a field exercise six months later

Sure you did user, sure you did

Fake and gay.

Prostitution is only legal if its independent and not run via a brothel which your case literally is. See Bill C-36.

Oh shit well good thing I didn't get v&

$80/hour + $100 to take some pics and vids (all i wanted)

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>About 10 years ago, had a 12hr, 5 day p/w crummy job that paid shit but also meant I was working on friday and saturday night, so nil party expenses either. Had a crap 1 bedroom unit.
>Work was on a semi-red light district. I'd usually finish up about 3-4am in the morning. When I had the inclination I'd pick up a hooker and take them home.
>Not too expensive. Maybe $100 p/h. Back then I was young, so I could usually go 2-3 times in that hour.
>Fucked my first african chick. Her name was Hedda I think. I rated her 8 out of 10. Thicc girl, nice ass. Big tits, chocolate nipples. I remember her pussy was a pink as salmon. She got three loads.

Just another low life faggot. Not worth reading.

poast vids

Nigger

>Be me, low key weed dealer, paid for my own habit and let me be generous with my friends. My pad was a chill place, but landlord was selling so I had to find a new place.
>Needed cash to pay for bond for a new place. Invested in methamphetamine. Cut it up, selling it to friends of friends since my close circle didn't go in to that hard shit, and I didn't need to be nice to them.
>When you have a meth habit it can get expensive really quick. It's seriously fucked, I would not recommend. You start as a casual user, weekends and parties. Maybe it'll only go that far, but for most it's the start. You need to buy more and use more often to get the same high. You end up spending more money. You hit a point where you're income isn't enough to cover meth and your other expenses. You stop paying rent to buy meth. You stop buying food to buy meth. You lose your job, your family and your friends. You are fucked.
>If you're a guy you turn to crime. If you're a chick you've got a money making machine in your underpants. The thing is that for a methhead woman the money is worth more than the pussy. They would rather exchange pussy for meth than pay money for it. Their pussy is that devalued.
>So yeah, in the beginning I was all about cash only, but damn bitches are insistent, and before you know it you're banging your customers left right and center. And these bitches with do ANYTHING to get their fix. Her and her best friend at once? Sure. Up the butt? Absolutely. I had pussy knocking on the door for meth while I was already balls deep in other customers.
>The problem is that pussy doesn't pay for more meth. Exchanging pussy for meth is like using your own stash. There's no money in it. It's also fucking depressing to see people wasting their lives on meth. Ruining their kids life.
>At the time I was in heaven. I'd fuck them until they became too worn out them ditch them. Would I do it again? No fucking way. It's the kids that get me.

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$50 for a blowjob from some dumb 18 year old stripper in Detroit many years ago

Slut was hot as fuck swallowd my load in the vip booth

Three times, all worth it:

My last night in the Phillipines I did, bought this tiny thing with huge tits for only $50. Concierge at the hotel I stayed at hooked me up.

Was in my late teens visiting my best friend's family in Thailand, buddy and I had two hotel rooms and his cousin bought two girls for us. Stayed with us for two days at the hotel we were at. The looks we got were priceless with the two girls following us around hanging off us. Everyone knew what was up.

Work conference in Vegas, stayed their three nights. Walked the streets and found the first hot Latina street walker I could. Paid her all 3 nights because she knew how to dance on a cock.

Just make sure you get tested, boyos.

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>claims to be cannon fodder
>can spell
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Admit it, no one has ever called you "sir".

>three of us and her
You gangbanged her?
One cock in each hole?
Nice!
Was she pretty?

>$80/hour
That's a great bargain for such a great body.
Did she received anal?

Not a hooker but a low level amateurish pornstar.. saw her deepthroating In a scene and wanted to feel that so bad. Gave her 200 bucks to blow me till I came twice. Amazing head.. money well spent.

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juice bars are 100% nude in USA but they cant serve alcohol u have to bring your own

only once, years ago, and while it was trashy and fun its probably way less interesting than other stories
very short version
>be me, 17, new freedom with car, late night coming home from friend's place
>pick up woman i think is hitching, she wants a ride downtown
>appears in her 40s, kind of an old smoker look but not disgusting
>says she'll show me her tits for a cigarette
>that sounds great, she does
>asks how old i am and thinks its pretty funny when i tell her
>tells me she appreciates the lift, i can have a headjob if i want for 40 dollars
>wtf is a headjob? OH a blowjob holy shit
>now i feel stupid and it dawns on me that she is a hooker, i briefly ask about it and she's going to be working around the fantasy video downtown (adult arcade, portland)
>i dont have 40, or anything.
>end up pulling over into a parking lot and getting my cock sucked for a pack of cigarettes
>she doesn't swallow, asks me to tell her when, and she pops her head up just in time and catches it with her hand while jacking me
>i clean myself up with burger king napkins, drop her off down town, go home

I lost my virginity to a hooker it was 200$

It was fucking boring

not him but it depends on state and local laws.
oregon for example has fully nude strippers and it's protected by the state constitution under oregon's version of free speech.
I know other states allow full nude but i'd have to look it up and dont want to, and several cities do on their own.
as far as i remember, oregon is the only one where the rule can't simply be changed willy nilly as it requires a constitutional change
portland has the most strippers per capita in the country

the brothel in my city charges £25 for 15mins i had too pay £75 before i was there long enough to cum, the girl was fucking hot as hell little eastern euro blond slut

Loads of em over the years, varied types mostly same set up, browse online go to a place with 5-6 working and see who's free, I booked in advance a few times which guaranteed the lady, usually £100 max, and I've let these women do all sorts to me, all shapes and sizes, some were unenthusiastic wastes of time but some of them were cock hungry and dominant, I usually went back to those

a friend of mine was in amsterdam and went to the red light district, he'd taken so much fucking mdma he could barely speak, and he spent 1000$ on 4 hookers at once, unable to get it up, so they just sat there trying to talk to him, who didn't understand a word, then left
money well spent

Atlanta full nekkid + liquor

no hookers yet, but several Asian massage parlors
>pay $60 for one hour with mature Chinese milf
>let her rub my back and ass for 30 min
>roll over and drop the towel
>she sees my big white cock and smiles
>rubs my thighs and balls for 10 min
>puts her b cup titties in my face
>oils my cock and slowly milks me
>blow a massive load all over her tiny hands
>whole time complimenting me
"so handsome" and "good body"
shit is always fun

Bound to be disappointing. It's such a turn off to have sex with someone who really isn't into you. Why pay? So easy to get free sex. Might have to pay for a date or two, but it's so much better....

Uh huh sure you did. That's why you can't post her lisence. Idiot noob bitch

You can't even spell "license". Who's the idiot now?

You are none believes your shit post. And you're full of shit. But I guess this is the internet most of the time people lie. Kys

you with that bunk ass story lol
off chance it is true, hope you get shot on your next deployment for being a piece of shit

How did you manage to meet her?

When I was an OTR truck driver, I would fuck the obviously new to the game qt lot lizards.

Look at all these incels, John's, and tricks

Le aids

I remember you from another thread. You would make them go away...permanently.

Went to school with her. She was known to he a slut and some of the guys that hooked up with her mentioned that she had pretty much no gag reflex and sucked dick like a pornstar. After graduation the rumors started that she had down some weird low level porn. They were true. And I saw one, sue def sucked like a pro so I said fuck it and asked of shed blow me for money. In all honest I probably could have gotten it for free but I was being impatient and didnt want to finesse and sweet talk her into it.

Dont have them on my phone sorry

She did everything i wanted, i asked how much extra for the photos and videos stuff and she said 50, i think she would have done it for free if that was how i wanted to use my 80. But instead i gave her 100, after that she was so compliant i could ask her anything... Was in Berlin btw

Well there is a lower level pornstar in prison I forget her name but went to jail for a involvement of murdering her ex but apparently supposed to get parole pretty soon. She's looking for some tricks with serious cash probably. Open access to you anons.

When larping, the wisest choice is to not pic an old set that's all over the fucking web

Haha yeah. Nobody misses hookers.

Mmm, nice!

You a kiwi bro? That situation sounds familiar. Maybe it’s just meth in general.

>>Someone mentions how easy it is to find a hooker on backpage
>>She agrees to come to my hotel for $500

Fake and gay, but if it were true you'd be retard of the day.

What state? Can I get in in the action? Or maybe post a vid of the porn you mentioned? How much did you pay her?

100 bucks.sorta worth it. Kinda want another cuz pussy feels nice and dating is hard.

Her porn name is autumn Skye if anyone would like to check out her work but her real name if you want to write to her is. Her prison number is 6621476 if you just Google that she will pop up. You're welcome anons.

This all happened in wa, not sure where she is or what she is doing now

Cheap! Where?

Yeah just Google the number and it pops up to write to her. And you can search her work online with the porn name.

She be trickin hard for a man. Reading her profile is so funny she is apparently looking for a smart guy with money.

whats her porn name?

Autumn skye

Their regular clients do

Britfag here, have been to the Leeds holbeck Rlz a few times. Quality varies but has some reasonable bj and shags. Just watch out for the really rough ones

Naw. Lot lizards are a dime a dozen.

What's a reliable site/method for hookers in NA?
Backpage is gone, and even then most everything on there seemed sketchy.
I've found sites for high end escorts in my area but i don't feel like paying 500+, i'd rather in the 150-200 range. Or less. But i mean, i'd like something professional and not gross.

Not what that other faggot said. She went by veronica sweet but good luck finding anything out there for free. If you do let me know lol

Checked. 50 bux at a truck stop will get ya 50/50 sometimes anal.

Mine is hotter and just Google the number 6621476. I'm gonna write to her with exactly what she wants to hear and have a fuck fest when she gets out.

Damn, I love these types of whores. Crazy and always high on something. Hope you had fun with her!

But she won't be out for like a decade or so, right?

>doesn't want sketchy
>user suggests a truck stop
dude.

Well if she serves the max bur 2024 she can file for parole.

I know this because I been talking to her. So don't be trying to steal my kool aid

This right h
>It was fucking boring.
Really depends on the girl but most of the time it's just a nut and a paycheck to them.

wasn't pretty to look at but my balls were full and dick hard. needed a quick blowie

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Look, a hooker is a hooker. Cut off jeans or $1000 dress; it don't matter! You got one of those instant AIDS detecting machines???

most strippers will hook on the side If offered enough cash or better yet drugs

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Got a blowjob and my asshole ate for $20, a roller dog and a slushy.

asked for a website, not truck stop stories for you to JO to, you fucking gay nerds
go trade kiks or go breathe to each other in discord

Bullshit
A whore always knows money first

$900 - for her rent

Was supposed to be for 3 times, got one....kinda worth it but she blew me off the the other 3.

Bareback FTW though, mmmm.

This right here.
And all you really need is pot or oxy.
If you have a couple of lines of coke it becomes a freebie.
Whores are like other women; they just want to party.
So that being said, you could just pick up a girl at a club and do the same thing.
But I will tell you this, wrap your dick because club whores are more prone to disease than pros are.
Pros know to use condoms because their pussy is money.

Ahhh, degradation at its very best.

>>gay nerds
Posts about fucking women. Boy you got a lot to learn.

>Not sharing crazy whores with the bros

We got us here a regular everyday socialite! He only fuck them high class bitches...

I had a personal trainer who fucked me a few times for extra. Does that count?

Yes

pics?

He's smart. Just looking for some money for school. Instead of getting girls who are drug addicted, trafficked by gangs and mcs. Even underage sometimes.

No you dumbass. Whores want one thing just money. Sure they like to party and could probably do this if you did meet someone at a club but almost all these stories are fabricated and not real. Idiot. Bitch.

What's SEA?

$300 loved every second of it

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lol @ magic marker eye brows

Her idea to pay the rent on her back or yours?

>First time:
Asian massage parlor. Dimmy lit, not sure if the same lady that greeted me was the one who serviced me bc asians and dark. Looked cute from afar got closer saw that she was prob in her 40’s. But meh, still get to fuck an asian. Told me to undress. I was rock hard in anticipation and she saw it and just kind of giggled. $60 for massage then she whispered $100 more for extra. Condom sex and bj. She tried anal but it hurt too much. Fingered her a little bit too. Overall she was a sweet lady not the worst looking. Thanked and hugged her and left. Officially lost virginity to her bc only gf ever from hs did everything but sex. Had PinV but only lasted 3 secs bc hurt her waay to much bc virgin. Never got to try again bc broke up soon before another chance.
>2nd time:
escort off backpage. Cousin was staying over and he negotiated for her bc we were just fucking around looking at prices. From $140 to $100.
I told him he could just be the designated jerker if anything. Practice safe sex u gais. Anyways, she was a lil concerned but told her not to worry about him he knows the deal. Her pics were ok decent gal her face was ok too, blonde white girl. But once naked holy mother of gawd she had some flappy deflated pancake titties that looked like they were caught in a vice grip. Only had a semi with her the whole time. Didnt cum. She left a wet wipe she used on her pussy on my pillow too. Fucking bitch couldn’t bother to throw it in the bathroom. Escorts nevar again. Massage is a little more pricey but I like cute asian women and supposedly they’re tighter too

No, sorry. Anything current i can find you wouldn't like anyhow. This was several years ago and she's since gotten hard into competitive body building and she's full of muscle now.
As contrast, she was a bikini/fitness model as her "day job" when she was training.

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>same shit, all the time
Yea Forumsros

I got syphilis just looking at the picture.eye syphilis is the worst.damn you user

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>this fucking beta bait...
you're still paying, fuckwad - only with your approach your paying with money, time, and probably emotional investment as well. Lot of bullshit if you just want your dick wet

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Faggot

there are asian massage parlors in my town

200 dollars gets you a 20 year old tight asian slut to fuck as hard as you want

awesome

>Had them both in Singapore and in the US.

>Ones in Asia were smoking hot, reasonably priced, and tons of fun. Usually had them stay the night so we could fuck all night long. Totally worth it.

>The one I had in the US was okay looking, kind of smelled a like a tobacco factory though. She wanted way more then she was worth and was out the door the second I came. Not worth it.

Women in the US, even the whores are too full of themselves but you can have a lot of fun in countries like Singapore and Thailand.

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Where do you guys go now that backpage is down?

Home alone.

Or 60 bucks or something just to jerk me off silly

I used to pay her £40 for a fuck before work pretty often about 6 years ago. Don't think she does it any more.

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saw her a couple times before she went off to new york to work as a high priced escort.

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It was definitely worth it. But she shaved her head at one point and I wasn't into that.

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Lmao are you trolling? High price escort. Who the fuck would pay more than 40-60 dollars for that.

Looks you're using a solo shot cup as a rubber lol

Actually. Make that just 40.

I would fuck her if she paid me.

not him so who knows how legit he is but high price bbw escorts are definitely a thing.
everyone likes different shit, user

Lots of men

Right.
Whatever bro. I would. Never fuck jabba the hut

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Whatever man. I wouldn't

That's a lot of bitch to try and carry to dump into the canal when you're done with it.

Skinny black men love them

I like chubby girls or girls with meat on them but not morbidly obese girls

No pic but I have been with a few. Typical price is around 200 or so per hour. Higher class is around 400 per hour. Honestly, it was more of an addiction somehow. I'd see a girl, and regret it. Not because they were escorts, but the fact of the matter i could have used that money towards something actually useful for me. There is 1 girl i dont regret tho. Around 23 years old. About 5'2 and 100 pounds. Great time with her, but i think i dont regret it because she had a pet cat that was super adorable.

Both are regrettable let's be real. And regulars get attached. That's why they call them hookers

Very good point. My closest to being a regular was seeing a girl twice. I liked having something different everytime

Ok good for you. No one cares.

Wouldn't for free.

Obviously you do...

Paid 100 was def worth it. could never find her contact info again after unfortunately

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Nothing wrong with discussing tastes and preferences. Never understood this type of butt hurt.

My idea...she was in a tight spot and I'd been wanting into her tight spot for years.

So, win win....just gotta get more of her bareback lovin soon.

She was so subservient though, undressed me slowly while maintaining sultry eye contact. Gave me the most teasing blow ever and then rode me like a damn pornstar till I flipped her over and flooded that cunt with my seed.

I'm mostly not regretful of this.

Ugly duckling incel. You couldn't pay a hoe to fuck you. Would probably just get her pimp to rob your ass.
You're so butt hurt because you can only get women like these to actually take you for money.

>nigger
>monkey

come on this has to be fake

>Ugly duckling incel. You couldn't pay a hoe to fuck you. Would probably just get her pimp to rob your ass.

I'm at a loss as to how what I wrote prompted this response. I'll chalk it up to go old fashioned shit posting.

I have paid, I will pay again.....the rush of fucking a whore is amazing.

twitter.com/sugashawtyx
>bout tree fiddy
>no not worth shex da oppx

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Because you like sucking dirty dicks

>no charge
>she duz me no charge i giv her bout tree fiddy fa free

>fucc round wit me i fucc real sisters no charge
>i giv m tree fiddy fa free
>not wurth ma time she n her sister da oppz OVOXO is tha opps

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twitter.com/keeylaxo

>toot it n boot it

Who are these

Not even gonna lie. One night I was driving home, and there was this kinda fat girl pushing a shopping cart full of recyclables. I just slowed down and said "Hey would you give me a hand job for $20?"

She acted a bit surprised and said "yeah just pull over and meet me in the apartments."

So I turned around and picked her up. First thing she says is "We gotta stay here to watch my cans." I told her i'm gonna drive someplace down the road a bit more secluded. I told her i'd pay for the cans if they got stolen lol

So we pull over and she says "do you always pickup recyclers? hehe" I kinda laughed too and said i'm desperate, she said she's been there too.

So this bitch was ugly, smelled, and was a bit older...maybe in her mid 40's.

Didn't matter. It was kinda hot being so gross and just getting a HJ from some stranger.

So she jacks me off and I play with her pussy. The entire fucking time she's smoking a cigarette...fucking christ.

She's moaning and finally I cum. She says "that was kinda hot."

I drop her off and instantly regret the entire experience. My finger smelled like bacteria and trash. Oddly enough though, I still jack off to the thought of it every now and then.

>Who's had them?
no, I don't want to get an STI
>How much did you spend?
I wouldn't spend money to fuck some unwashed whore
>Was she worth it?
It wouldn't be worth it.

these are ma opps these are real sisters
>fucc around wit AlmightySosa I fucc real sisters
>these fucc me no charge, then she said she needs bout tree fiddy
youtube.com/watch?v=9cn7xfBpZ3M

Lmao

You fucked around with chief keef

Agreed or some poor trafficked girl, pimped out or with a gang or mc or addicted to drugs like heroin and shit. Not for me.

nah i found kieth cozart dead in ma bando blown up by a claymore recorded wit a camera spike n posted all his homosex porn
kieth cozart is a wanna be crackhead copy of the slumlord

Sick burn, bro.

n i posted tha vid of him getting blown up wit a camera spike Yea Forums plus all his homosex porn i found in his smartphone camera roll after i hacked his phone n on worldstarhiphop n liveleak

blown up wit a claymore 4 breaking in ma bando like a crack head fiend plus Kieth Cozart is like i got cheezeboygaz hook me up i succ yo dicc hook me up
youtube.com/watch?v=QBV38QlmayU

You said almighty Sosa that's chief keef.
And nah it was when you said none cares and I said you obviously do. This is second though. You little thot alls your good for is giving top if you don't have a dick in your hand or mouth please stfu

um like no nigga dballx cost cash or valuables gold diamonds n that shit

You gotta hang with the right ones or get them to know you a little.
It also helps to get them at the right time. You can have all the blow in the world but if they ain't feeling it you ain't getting any.
And yes the default is always money. But what do women spend money on?

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Mine was in Panama, where it's legal, but pimping isn't. She was bathed and petfectly healthy looking. I used a condom. Still not really worth it, though.

More stories from me...

I'm at the ARCO AM PM off Watt and Auburn here in Sacramento. Year was 2010, twas the height of hooker madness here in Sacto.

I'm chilling in my car smoking a cig and this kinda trashy but hot girl walks up and asks me if I need anything. I asked her how much for a bj and she had to think for a second and said $40. I said "ok cool i'll circle around and pick you up."

I smelled bacon this time, not trash.

I instantly just exited onto the road and left. I then circled around and saw her walking into a motel room. No fucking shit, I saw 2 guy with mustaches (looked like cops) open the door and she walked in.

So yeah, I dodged that bullet.

But back then, Watt avenue was full of hookers walking the street, even during daytime.

I would occasionally see some hot as girls hooking out there. I got a few bj's from some black hookers. There was even a few times I saw some really young white girls walking the street. I wanted to pick them up sooooo bad!! But thankfully, I'm wise and not willing to be surprised. I passed, i'd rather go home and eat taco bell than get busted by the cops, something which I saw happen more than a few times.

But yeah, the only girls I pickup now have to meet a strict criteria.

1. Look legitimately like they use hard drugs

and that's it.

I can spot a tweaker from a mile away. They will always suck a cock for 10-20 bux. The reason I choose these types of girls is because I know for a fact that they aren't cops.

The police do a terrible job at dressing for sting operations. The try to "hookerize" their agents.

Tweakers are a rare breed. They have a certain look in their eyes. They always suck good.

>And nah it was when you said none cares

That wasn't even me.

It is you

nah Slum Lord Omen is AlmightySosa Kieth Cozart isa impersonator he dont collect dragon ballx or manifest millenium items he dont rap Hot Cheetos Holiday nice bait fagait u hav a troll trait

Oh, ok.

Damn. Y'all even put the whore pussy on a pedestal...

Use them quite a bit. This is my favourite, seen her three times. £70 for 30 minutes and she is awesome. She now offers filming and pictures and was actually going to take requests here and post them up. Also randomly found her real fb (but not sharing)

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Hope an IED gets you.

they sell their nudes n sex 4 money n fame they sell their soul for money n fame they sell their spirit 4 money n fame like kim k shes fake n lame

Y'all act like there's something magical about whore pussy....there ain't. Some of y'all think the more you pay the better the pussy...it ain't.

I met a hooker at a bar in Cambodia. She took me back to her house for sex which was great and she let me sleep there. In the morning she offered me to stay with her and her kids for the 2weeks I was gonna be there. She then said her oldest daughter (16)was working too and for double I could have them both. She warned me that I was only to touch her oldest and not her other kids and I had no problem with that kids aren’t really my thing. But that 16 yr old was pure energy she never got tired.

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>no charge 4 me

No sure what you're getting at, bucko.

how much would a footjob from a hooker cost? she wouldnt even need to take any clothes off (besides shoes and socks of course) Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend.

nah AlmightySosa posted all Kieth Cozarts homosex porn wit Only The Faggots to his own social media tru story in god we trust

That sounds like a little slice of heaven. Thanks user for sharing with us.

Depends, bro.

What country
City
Area
type of girl
looks
lots of factors

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A friend said this about Viet Nam:
Richest man in the village?
The one with the most daughters.

USA
Midwest state.
Rural area.
any type that is a 4/10 at least. (yeah I have no standards)

since you like crackheads lol

>be me 21 y/o (last year lmao)
>go on backpage
>find a hooker
> says $40 for half hour
>fuckit.jpeg
>drive to know drug/hood section 8 apartments in my town
>find out it was a crackhead
>give her the bread
>tell her its my first time
>she sucks my dick for about an hour
>lets it slide since shes a crackhead iguess

only time i ever got a prostitute
would i do it again?
Sure why not

Worth it?
i was bored and dint have no pussy in like a year

first ever greentext from me btw

I like my whore sketchy, they are such eager little things that need that paper.

Plus that price, mmm.

Good plan. Hope she doesn’t kill you.

It was one of the most pleasant times in my life.

I miss backpage and and craigslist casual encounters. So many opportunities to bang crackheads!

Never been. It may sound ignorant but I figured when I traveled through Asia I’d skip the country we fought a war with.

Put me in the reddit screenshot

put me in the reddit screenshot

South east asia

Every hooker is gonna try and charge $40. If she's a drug addict that's hooking for a fix, you can get away with $20.

I lived in London in the 90's. In the phone boxes there were "tart cards." If one advertised "A-level" that meant she was offering anal. Anal always cost 80 pounds which was expensive but worth it. Just the thought that some girl was just sitting around in a basement flat just waiting to be fucked in the ass for whoever showed up turned me on so much. I was shocked that some girls were as young as 16 but the age of consent is 16 so I suppose it was not against the law. Anal sex with london prostitutes was the greatest sex you could have as far as I was concerned. I was in my early 20's and was extremely horny and could get rock hard. Those days are gone :( But at least I got to experience it.

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Casual Encounters was my personal crack in early 2017.

I've never fucked so many fucked up girls in my life....bruised both my balls and had to abstain for 3 weeks, lol.

I posted the most fucked up bit of erotica that I ever wrote and the sketchiest and sexiest girls found me.

100% no regrets, but yes the FOSTA and SESTA laws sure fucked that all up:-|

Amen!!! Them truck stop skanks have no limits

Even if this may not be pedophilia (it may be though depending on the local laws), I'm pretty sure prostituting a minor is a very serious offence.

Watch out for party vans bro

Xgfs sister sucks my dick for percocet every week

I've yet to visit the truck stop oddly enough...lol

That’s fucking gross but I had a nice giggle. Thanks for sharing.

I've only been to Thailand and Japan. Thought about sampling in Thailand - and from what I heard from the locals I knew, the girls are independent and keep the money (which for some odd reason makes good moral sense to me) - but ended up being too scared of catching something and didn't partake of the local scene.

Met a Brit girl on vacay with a friend and went that route instead. Paid for it anyway via drinks, activities, etc. (Though her friend constantly tried to cock-block me ... some traditions are multi-cultural.) Still wonder what fresh Thai pussy would have been like though.

Thats a hell of a cum dumpster for 80$!

>They got those at Kmart?

When I was driving a had my fun with many. Lots of memories lol.

Tire thumpers will turn a skull to jelly lol

Any hookers in providence RI?

Nice try, bacon.

Fyck you, im ronery

someone explain to me how a prostitution charge can stick. You can always say you agreed to a massage or something.

Fucking this one lot lizard doggy style, I only meant to knock her out, but when I thumped her fucking head caved in a she started convulsing lol I kept pumping tho lmao

They can't stick a charge on ya. You get released from jail after seeing a judge. Then you pay a fine.

source: got busted getting a hooker

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Yup.
I've done it 6 times, 7 if you count a threesome. I used my local escort sites. I spent an average of $130 - $150. Only one was worth it because she had an hourglass figure and she was nice enough. I did do one raw though...

berlin

And that's when learned what spinal fluid looked like

So how can I get into dealing?

See girl tell her I want to watch her pee drive to back of truck stop give her 60$ I filmed her peeing too , supposed to get bj as well finds excuse for me to stop car after peeing gets out no bj but peeing vid was good .

Over 150 of them over the years, everything from pro escorts to streetwalkers and utr girls. The extreme ends of the price range usually aren't worth it. AMA I guess.

How did you even bring that up to her?

What ask them to pee ?

Sounds miles better than pounding some disease ridden streetwalker like most of the guys ITT.

Ya ever smell spinal fluid? It's sickening sweet.

Yup
>be me
>in ok but going south 5 yr relationship
>go away to go racing for weekend
>spend $250 for a 30ish y/o hooker
>Have the absolute best sex ive ever had
>So good, I broke up with my girl 2 weeks later

that's janeys web. uk swinger. ops bullshit

I'd fear they'd stab me or some shit.

Soliciting prostitution and depends on your record. I done alot of bad shit I would probably go to jail. And there are sometimes set ups where the cops will say I'm only 16-17 and some older guy was charged with attempted rape.

Just go for it, paid pussy is best pussy....no lie.

Been worth it every time I fuck a prostitute. Who the fuck wants some snobby bitch that’s only interested in “playing the game”...

Fuck that noise. My life is so simple now...

>gym
>work
>hookers
>video games
>weed

Life’s good man

Either way I'm a winner. Either way. Did you see her porn. At least i get a pornstar fuck

Literally everyone that becomes a personal trainer wants sex. If you’re in a relationship and your girl says she’s getting a personal trainer at the gym... dump her.

Truckersreport dot com

>Did you see her porn. At least i get a pornstar fuck

No. Link please?

Just Google autumn Skye in the videos link you will see her work. And then Google her prison number that is her. So I'm trying to get her to agree to come to me when she gets out.

Actually scratch that just Google autumn Skye porn. That is her and she is in jail for murder but apparently supposed to get parole by 2024 unless she does the max sentence which would be 2029

You buy product in large quantities and then sell it. It aint rocket science

This happened in Cambodia 20years ago. I think I’m fine.

I didn't, she did.
For background, this was when i was 18, chubby, and my folks paid for the three months of training, 3day/week to get me in shape. It wasn't cheap so I think she sort of assumed i had more money than i had, but that's okay too.
She was weird, kind of touchy-feely even with her other clients, and it was a small gym that i'd meet with her that was usually empty'ish so we talked a lot and she kept joking about her family and bills and "jeez i wish i was a stripper or something" or "user you know any rich guys haha?"
At first i just took it as teasing and to get me to keep paying for sessions since she knew she was attractive and i was pretty shy. She joked that she should be an escort and i said "i wish!" and it went from there.

It was fun and she was hot, at least at the time, plus the milfy athletic type gets me going still. It was only a few times total, 150 extra each time, which in hindsight was a great deal but at the time i was nervous as fuck my parents would notice the extra charges but no one gave a shit.
According to her the fitness/bodybuilding/whatever industry was filled with that kind of thing but she swore up and down she hadn't done it before (i doubt it).

Sounds like someone whos never fucked.

Favorite UTR girl
>found her on CL casual encounters
>wanted 100
>no time limit
>hosting at her place
>i go
>she's 5'10", average build
>pretty cute
>we sit on her couch and chat
>she takes her top off
>puts her boobs in my face
>slides down and sucks me
>some of the best head ever
>can't help but nut
>she sits back on the couch
>use a hand to get her off while sucking nipples
>she's super into it
>she wants me to fuck her
>smash raw from behind
>can see and feel her contractions after a while
>ask her where she wants me to finish
>tells me to cum inside
>i do
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>her asshole is still twitching when i'm done
>slide out, she says damn that felt good
>we meet up like this a bunch more

one of my all time favs, definitely miss getting together.

That site is garbage. Why did you post it?

>Went to Amstefam when I was 18 and lost my virginity to one.
>Perfect tits and ass.
>No regrets
>Cost 50 euro

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what I plan to do with my life

I wanna hook....what's a guy gotta do to get into this game?

>forms.gle/5veidjtXgTrPYbr96
took your poll
don't forget to post results

i will be posting the results on my site once i finish building the site itself.

enjoy

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You're putting in all that effort to maybe fucking her in 2024 to 2029??

i cum very quickly why do escorts take money per ejaculation wtf is that bullshit? one hr/2 ejacs for 50 dollars fuck this fucking shit

>I wanna hook....what's a guy gotta do to get into this game?
First, he ok with fucking dudes or being fucked by dudes.
Male hookers that only have female clients exist but are rare - even a lot that will tell females that they only fuck women are still fucking guys. And there isn't really that large of a market for dude escorts for straight sex.
It still happens but unless you're criminally attractive and good at what you're doing (like stereotypical tan skin, model looks, amazing shape) it wouldn't be worth it money-wise, women that are looking for that can have better luck with male strippers anyhow if they desired.
You'd likely make more just jacking off on cam, literally.

But if you were serious about it, there are forums that have large escort serves that post there and someone would probably talk to you if you were 100% serious and not disgusting. They'd tell you about the same thing I just did.

Now, if you ARE ok with fucking/getting fucked by dudes, then all you need is to be cute and in decent shape. And youngish. The end.
The usual safety concerns apply but x10, more stds and more violence among male2male sex worker stuff than male2female, believe it or not. But the normal routes that a female would take would be where you'd go - look at local sites that post hookers, forget about street walking (you'll get raped by a redneck closet case), and go from there.
If you are asking me, which you didn't, I would not suggest it when you can just get in shape and jack off at home for strange arab/indian men. But you can do wtf you want.

Well I'm going to get busy before that but I definitely still want her so like if I am not single at the time I'll say she's a roommate or something

And wouldn't you?

Have fucked hookers a handful of times. I was visiting family in Belgium when I was about 20 and since they worked, I spent most days exploring the country solo.

Every major city in Belgium has a RLD.

Once I missed my train in Brussels and had some time to kill and discovered the RLD right next to the train station. Lots of window girls.

On girl popped out and propositioned me. Turned her down but noticed there was a bar in there. Figured fuck it, I’ll have a beer while I wait for the next train.

There were a bunch more hookers inside. When they found out I was from LA, near Hollywood, their eyes lit up and they were all over me. Was still uncomfortable paying for sex outright so I didn’t fuck but had a great time with 4 gorgeous 20somethin Eastern European getting all handsy with me.

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Later during that same trip I went to check out the RLD while I was in Antwerp. I had read they the government had cleaned it up ant that it was nice, upscale, and extremely safe. There is even a police station in the ground floor of the new mega brothel. Pic related.

Came across this incredible 20yo girl from hungry. Straight 10/10. Caved and payed her 60 euro for 20-30 min. Sex was meh, she wasn’t really putting much effort in, but she was just so fucking hot. I still consider it a positive experience but I learned then the importance of the girls attitude.

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