I've always wondered. How do girls usually clean their anus after pooping? Is it the same as guys...

I've always wondered. How do girls usually clean their anus after pooping? Is it the same as guys? I always had some idea that it must be different somehow, because I'm a straight guy and the idea that they do the same standard wiping routine that people are taught as kids, is disgusting to think about. I have OCD, so I've always cleaned my ass obsessively well because the thought of having any kind of smells gives me anxiety. But I get super turned off at the thought that most girls just do the standard American wipe and go, and always have a slightly shitty asshole

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Women clean their assholes with one fell-swoop of their pussy and asshole after shitting. It's literally a piss and shit smeared mess.

guys have hair down there which shit clings to, so no matter how many times you wipe there's still shit.
Women tend to have little to no hair around their ass so they generally get a better clean with a couple of wipes.

Have you never seen a woman's asshole before? Most women who shave their pussy don't bother to shave their rusty brownring.

girls don't poop you moron.

That’s why as a man after you get the bulk you should wet the paper for the remaining passes.

my ex had a small tuft of hair between her pussy and asshole which always reminded me of seaweed clinging to rocks when it got wet as I was fucking her doggy style.
Soon as I mentioned it to her she waxed it.

I just threw up in my mouth :(

>Is it the same as guys?
No. We can't wipe "back to front" in case of yeast infections

> Back to front checking in
Perfect pass masterrace

I'm a man and here is how I clean my asshole after pooping
>take a shit
>take the shower
>rinse with a lot of cold water and push the shit giblets with my left hand
>water makes me want to poop more so I poop some more
>repeat rinsing and cleaning shit
>now here comes the good part
>point water straight up my ass
>this cleans shit good
>want to poop again
>so poop
>repeat rinsing
>completely clean
>wipe
>get up
I suppose this is how everyone cleans their butthole as long they care for personal hygiene

You will never experience the joy of wiping in any direction to clean the shit

>standard american wipe

lmfao

Have you tried braiding it.it could be you personal tribute to nipsey.rest in power you dumb nigger

Baby wipes.
That’s the best way to get clean.
Also most women aren’t as hairy as men.

pure degenerate virgins, jesus christ this fucking boar is pathetic.

LMFAO. wow " a small tuft" " reminded me of seaweed clinging to rocks "

rofl... what the fuck.

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fucking moron

Sure everyone cleans their shit with their bare hand and shits in the shower.

Since I was 10 years old i've always taken a shower after a shit. Not a full shower, I don't wash my hair etc. But i'll soap my butthole, soap my dick, wash off, re-soap butthole and soap the general area around dick.
Yes, this means I never shit in public toilets, that's nasty as fuck. Just take a shit before you leave the house.
>Never ever skidmarks.
>No smells.
>I can work out or get sweaty in the heat without the cringy sensation that my sweat is fuzing with shit residue in my asscrack and running down to my ballsack
>gf can give blowjob any time of the day without me worrying about my hygiene situation
this routine is top tier and you can't argue otherwise

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I never reply here on Yea Forums but sir I salute to you!

So you don’t wipe at all before the shower? Just let all the shit run down the shower drain?

Just pour hot water, turds will desolve

Women never shit. They can, however, fart at will.

This. And always use wipes.

the fuck? ofcourse I wipe before I stand up, or else the shit residue will be squeezed between my buttcheeks, why the fuck would I want that feel. I usually wipe 4-6 times so my asshole is dry before I go into the shower

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I do that too

Second this

learn to wash it like us Asians, u western niggers.

They hope and dream the poop away!. no OP they shit and wipe like anyone else girls are just less hairy so easier time cleaning up

Wipe with regular papers until no more shit. Spit on new paper. Instant wetwipe. Cleanass.gif

You dont have dicks and your munchkins why would we listen to you manlets

Women learn to clean themselves but they can still smell after a long day. That's why they go wash up and all that shit for so long. Next many use wipes which help. Also no to very little hair. Women shit just not in front of anyone.

How I do it
>shit
>wipe with tp
>take a jug that's by my toilet and fill it up w water
>put some soap on hand
now the interesting bit
>reach my asshole with soap hand from between my legs and dick
>pour water down hand, that way I get constant supply of water running down my hand
>wash the anus and the area around
>wash with some more water to remove soap
>dry my ass with dedicated ass towel

I'm never shaking your hand you filthy bastard no wonder phillipino food gives people food poisoning.

>doing this weird routine instead of just go in the shower and using the hose
you don't have access to your public village shower that often huh... thirdworld detected

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that's actually the islamic way to do it, congrats sir; you have one clean ass

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Actually the shower is right next to the toilet but why tf would i get half my body wet when i can just use a bit of water for my ass

Okay crusty smelly asshead

Bidet master race here, I just wipe, put the stream hard to my asshole and then wipe again. Maybe use a soap and hand if necessary too.

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Thank god. You never know on /b

I do this but just run the paper under the faucet if at home.

lol

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feel free to continue hunting if you can catch only small boars, manlet.

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i feel bad for you

Ok

I always use wet wipes personally. I don’t like feeling gross either

My girl semi stands after shitting reaches around does maybe maximum 3 wipes and she's done.

Probably explains why occasionally when im playing with her hairy asshole i come across the odd tangled dried shit dust but i enjoy the challenge of removing it as does she.

She also leaves skid marks in her thongs and when we 69 i can see sometimes she hasnt wiped 100% but the musky smell of her ass doesnt stop me shoving my tongue up it.

She's 5'11 slim dark brunette by the way...slight big nose but very pretty.

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been with gf for 5 years and she still regularly waxes her butthole...I've never seen it hairy. Thank god.

Sauce?

ebin tbf

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>tfw wipes ass is always nice and clean
i lick that shit relentlessly and i fucking love it

So much this. I personally do this AND shave my butthole using a cream.

>tfw no bf to lick my clean boi pussy

Sure, everyone have like 2 hours in their toilet to poop and clean in shower, poop and clean in shower. Not like people are actually working or taking classes or something. Underage confirmed.

>dedicated ass towel
imagine the smell in there.

What if you plan your poops right before shower!? That way your asshole is clean annon

Do you all eat ass? Are your Gfs asses clean enough for that? personally i adore it

You mean like to prepare it for anal and being eaten out?

i always plan my poops right after showers.
pooping while you are completely clean is the best feeling.

This is the correct answer.

Buttholes on grills are just there for decoration

I keep a small enema bulb in the bathroom and after every shit I fire a small amount of water up my hole and shoot it out. That makes sure there's no lingering shit in the hole that can migrate out. After that I take a washcloth to my crack and hole at the sink and I'm good.