>be me
>Start seeing a cute girl
>Talk to each other
>We go to the bus together
>I really think that she's into me
>One day her bf says to me that he will beat my ass if I still talk to her
What should I do fellas, should i still trying to get that pussy?
Be me
Sebastian Ramirez
Christian Myers
Fuck him.
Camden Sanchez
murders the only way to prove your a man.
Easton Gonzalez
Be a man and stack the deck. Im not gonna say go buy some BKs or carry a roll of quarters, but Im just saying that if youre small, itll make your hits big and if youre big, itll make your hits deadly.
Ayden Rivera
Try to lure him in as a friend and all. When he's not expecting it, hit him with the the ol' fork in the eye.
Matthew Collins
if this isnt bait,
just stop talking to her. drama follows this chick, obviously, and if shes talking to chad and you at the same time, what makes you think she wont cheat on you later
Jacob Ross
elephant in the room.....why do you have a nipple in your leg?
Jacob Miller
Thats what a defeatist says bubba
Landon Wright
like literally or figuratively?
Grayson Allen
this. or you have to fuck him in the ass to assert dominance. not even bullshitting
Juan Clark
He does not count because she doesn't love him but she loves you. Go with her and enjoy your life.
Anthony Hernandez
Bigger hitscan
David Mitchell
Become a girl and fuck her bf to prove your dominance.
Christian Ross
Leave her, if she’s flirting with other guys while in a relationship, he’ll probably do the same to you
Julian Ross
Accept your defeat
Isaac Adams
If you ever talk to that girl be like your boyfriend told me not to talk you and wait for everything to take motion of wether she'll break up with him or tell him to not be a controlling dickhead or she'll stop talking to you
Or you could take the less smart non pussy option and not give a shit and keep talking to her
Josiah Brown
rape him
Ryder Rivera
Angel Hill
YES!
Bentley Gutierrez
If you're not doing shit the fuck him. If he does beat your ass then he'll be that psycho that beat the shit out of someone for no reason and is a control freak. In 2019 that shit just isn't socially ok anymore to fight over chicks outside of cheating and that.
Mason Rogers
We go to bus together
For some reason I read this with a retarded accent so then my brain went off into this tangent of immagination of how your this complete and total autist whos been riding the bus with a stranger for who know how long and in your head you invented some type of romatic relationship with this person that doesnt exist in real life whatsoever...
Dominic Martinez
test
Isaac Foster
>What should I do fellas
tell her you got threatened by her bf. And tell him he can try. 9/10 cases he would back out
Isaac Moore
ah the ol' fork in the eye...
never fails
Hudson Lopez
show her what he told you. then you gotta let her make her choice.
Jose Barnes
Only bcause yoire an autist who would never think about talking to people on the bus
Ryder Reyes
>be girl
>make eye contact with weirdo on bus
>"Shit FucK! Shit FucK!"
>He approaches me tips his fedora, bows and introduces himself.
>Weirdo stalks me to bus stop everyday and wont leave me alone.
>Bf has interviened on my behalf but it hasn't helped.
What should I do ladys, I think the weirdo is going to rape me?