Rekt thread

>keep filming Boris, this will make our views blow up

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buh bye now
-biker

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????

Just kill any bikers you see

Fake

Piranha attack?

That's what happens when people forget to swim.

Stupid little girl haha

signalscv.com/2018/08/car-kicking-biker-pleads-no-contest/

what a fucking idiot. i hope the cops beat the shit out of the driver of that car and the truck driver sued him for everything he's worth

guessing they can't swim. not sure if this one is real though? there's one online with newly weds that go for a little dip, one couldn't swim and steps into deeper water by accident and panics and drowns them both.

I saw that, and that was what I was referencing when I suggested they forgot to swim. Sometimes, fear just takes over and your former experience with swimming goes out the window. Sometimes, it's inevitable for a lot of people.

happened in India. weak swimmers even told not to go to that place because it's not for inexperienced and the water will draw you away from the shore. downed video camera found later

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it looks like a pond though. what current could be pulling you in a pond??

i really don't understand cutters. what kind of crossed fucking circuits could you have to want to hurt yourself like that.

even if you wanted to die, there are far less painful methods of killing yourself...

jfc

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The ground in lakes and ponds is at a steep slant usually, when you try to push your feet to go forward, it actually send you back. At that point that's when people go into 'UH OH" mode, a pang of panic that temporarily grips you. Think back to 5 year old you in a swimming pool, going to the 5' area where the floor takes a steep dive, you go just a little too far and you fret, but there's people there to save you, in unfamiliar locales, there is just you.

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More like this?

What???

how to make chicken nuggys

I don't speak Trump. What does the red text say?

thx been looking for this

how to pay the ransom obviously

hm. forreal? thought they fattened them up a bit first, also they don't remove the shells?

Nah most are not like that. But yeah you definitely can get away with it. Dude I work with had a crotchrocket faggot break his driver's side mirror off, so he slammed his car into the prick and fucked him up good. The faggot ended up having to pay for all damages.

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>Mueller report came out couple weeks ago
>still believing Trump works for Putin
kek another liberal with Trump derangement syndrome. Don't worry, in 6 years he'll be out of office.

Those are the males. They're basically useless so they get sent to the gas chambers.

fucking kek

Thank you for your post. The guy didn't even get jail time, what a ridiculous justice system.

story pl0x?

If memory serves, she stole some shit or cheated on husband, women die easily for numerous crimes below the equator. looks like her phone is above her head, maybe they didn't mean to kill her. That's about a good representation for the average IQ level down there.

The biker only kicked the car because the faggot in the car didn't look before changing lanes almost making the biker crash. Then after the kick the driver literally tried to kill him buy slamming into him.
If anything the driver of the car needs to go to jail.

wtf was he expecting? to get in the elevator that way?
fucking drugged chink

people there must be all pussies.
there was a bunch of them and nobody tried to help except for a fat old lady.
What a bunch of degenerates.

They dont want to die. They want attention.
Killing yourself is done differently than scratching your arm.

look at me im edgy and i can take on something thats 200 times smaller than me. Omg youre soooooo cool and strong

is he kill ??

really, what a tool. you must be 22 and have never heard of ransomware, only saw windows 7 on your parents computer and think we give a fuck about politics here. i bet you're a big GOT and star wars fan...

one shotted the bitch like a pro

Story? This one seems odd

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-jpn

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checkmate

Yeah you can see them trying some weak ass damage control. Trying to straighten her neck out. Bitch is done.

She cheated on bf, he "punished" her. See how the phone's on her head? They were trynna break the phone and beat her up at the same time cause she was doing phone sex or smth, they hit too hard and she died

Pajeets go for a swim in a dangerous spot.
Pajeets can't actually swim well enough for swimming in dangerous spot.

I can't even

I think the usual rational explanation is making yourself feel something when you normally feel nothing, or controlling pain when you seemingly can't control anything else.

Natural selection at its finest

He's fine. Chipped tooth but a quick trip to the dentist fixed that.

Some of you probably know of this but copper theft, particularly failed copper theft is pretty common in Africa.

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Ken i habe moar tindes pls?

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Yes.

Tanks, fren, have shrek pull funne face haha in return

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awesome riding skills from the bike rider and the dickhead in the car just drove like a typical fuckwit and got what he probably deserved