My gf is heading off to college soon and I secretly hope she cheats on me...

My gf is heading off to college soon and I secretly hope she cheats on me. I want her to meet a black guy and start fucking BBC. Any advice on how to make it actually happen??

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First step
>stop pretending you have a gf

Go to a gay bar, find a black guy, tell him you want him to fuck you. Done

?
No, not me, my girlfriend

LARP yourself to death fag

Talk about MFM threesomes and encourage her to find a guy. Joke that you'll give her bonus points if he's black.

> black
> college
I have some bad news for you OP.

Just keep doing what you're doing now. It'll happen in no time.

be yourself.

Pussy reminds me of pic

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>Kek'ed

Tell her she can sleep around but only niggers

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Pic related?

my thoughts exactly

Just tell her what you're telling us her. You will likely find that she's already fucking black guys.

*here

Not op but I need help/advice. A month or two ago I found a bunch of nudes on my girlfriends phone that I’ve never seen. Does that mean she’s cheating / sending them to other dudes ?

shes most likely just insecure about those specific nudes, and only sends the good ones to you.

Have you asked her about it?

She doesn’t really send any to me though. And no I haven’t because I don’t want her to know I was looking in her phone

well, why were you looking through her phone in the first place?

Idk was just curious

Yup. I downloaded that. Because I laughed. Because I've never seen that pic before. Thank you. From the bottom of my heart user. :)

Are you insecure about it? or was it genuine curiosity?

You’re better than this, user

What college? My dick looks black.

Just curiousity really

looks cute, might fuck her later idk

Bruh why

Because they suck.

>My gf is heading off to college soon and I secretly hope she cheats on me. I want her to meet a black guy and start fucking BBC. Any advice on how to make it actually happen??
The shorter way to say this "feel the bern"

well, normally snooping around is a sign of mistrust in a relationship. I'd try asking her for nudes and if she sends you the ones she has then shes probably sneaking around. If she sends you new ones its because shes insecure about the ones she currently has.

is this a boomer meme

what's her IG ? i'll dm her. i'm a black dude

who starts college in April
calling weak bullsit

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It's very important that you kill yourself - I recommend co poisoning - very easy way to go.

you have a mental illness