You have $10,000,000, a year off, and a plane ticket with the destination blank. What does Yea Forums do?
You have $10,000,000, a year off, and a plane ticket with the destination blank. What does Yea Forums do?
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go to japan and breed an army of amazing euro-sino warriors
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I would travel the world.
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Somewhere warm with gambling and drugs SE Asia someplace
Put $7 million into a retirement account, invest $2 million, use the rest to pay off debt and fund my year off, use the year to go full-time at college, and take a vacation to Colorado.
Fund a project to genetically engineer catgirls, then probably kill myself for being a beta faggot
>when you're the most intelligent creature on the planet and capable of incredible achievement but you decide to spend your life being leeched off women and getting your dick wet
gee you're fun. fucking stupid gay fag ameritard
Invest half of that money into an S&P tracker, spend a little on a condo in Manhattan, and chill the rest of my life
I would spend it all on hookers until i caught super gonorrhea, then have my body launched into the sun so no one has to suffer like i did
Gotta think about your future. I'm not surprised a europoor like yourself doesn't understand.
Abuse substances.
go to italy for 6 months, france for 6 months, quit my job, buy myself an average sized respectable house and some land, quit my job and live the rest of my life in leisure.
>think about ur future
>does errything as if u dont have 10 mil
>fucking gayfag creatura
Go to Ireland. Spend the year roaming the country and living simply. Don't spend too much. Keep everything in the bank so I never have to work again. Get my book published. Die happy many years from now.
Kys? No! We must hail the hero who brought us catgirls
lol write a book about what? How to be a massive faggot? HaHaHaHa
Play my part to dismantle the heteronormative white power structure by donating all of it to an underprivileged African American family.
>different people have different priorities
>implying there won't be tons of fun had with the remaining $1 million and investment dividends
>newfag using shit memes
i'm old as fuck but new memes r perfect for describing you lil faggots go kys
Cum cum cum!!! Whores then I'll make my masterpiece death metal album. Dead in one month l8ter
Wow, you're pathetic. Please kys
Sure you are kid. Keep telling yourself that.
Most new memes are shit, so why don't you take your own advise.
travel the entirety of ruta 40 traveling down into patagonia
Sure kid
Wow, route 40, are you gay or what?
>kid
>advise
kys fucking faggot
>muh future
>*invest* *study* *future* huff-puff
you're gna work weekends doing accounting for the local starbucks u pathetic striver
Go to greece, give a million to my relatives, from there go to france italy then do the whole thailand vietnam party sex thing. Come back and invest 5 million. Buy a sick crib km my city and skateboard and do art all day.
gay faggot queers
>thailand vietnam
i'd just pay for instagram hoes to fly over to me and fuck their assholes like those sandniggers do. except they use them as toilets too which is a bit much
Naked short option yolo
Giant load of cannabis thai strain
3 tanks of nitrogen
An exitbag
Leave rest of money in front of my body
A sensor hooked up to fanfare that will be set off when you open the door to my room out of bluetooth speakers surrounding the room with this music
A sensor hooked up to fanfare that will be set off when you open the door to my room out of blue tooth speakers surrounding the room with this music
youtu.be
When you enter a huge neon graphic screen comes up from behind my peaceful corpse saying WELCOME TO user'S PLACE!
Congratulations you've found the equivalent of a "Secret Area" in a videogame
First off, take the ticket, book a flight to faggotville, and give it to OP. I have $10m, the fuck do I care about one plane ticket?
Wtf i somehow typed that part twice I'm going to bed
Only two options are either the sensible life-savings one or dead in 30 days. Who wants one year of heaven only to return to your shit old life? You’d be 10 times as miserable.
Instead of the plane ticket you get a one-time use of the memory eraser thing from men in black to use on the whole world at the end of your year. That should make it a lot more interesting
Snapchat on a private plane with selfies of myself with cash, cocaine and hookers before plunging it into the nearest civil services building.
visit the philippines, and hire myself a perfect harem. Give them all hormone blockers so they never mature.
and I know you said a year off, so spend the rest of the money in pharmaceutical research looking for the biological fountain of youth.
sell the plane ticket, save everything.
play through the games I've bought and didn't find the time for, finish reading all my books on programming and game development and start writing my own little game
>investment dividends
>common stocks
Hahahaha, thanks for the laugh, retard.
The fuck am I doing with a plane ticket while in possesion of 10,000,000? Bitch I’m renting the whole jet
Start a drug dealing murderous cult. When it gets big enough, use my minions to capture useless minorities and rednecks so I can brutally torture them with my own hands in some underground bunker. And when the police come, hold out in the most violent stand off possible, right before all the cult members commit suicide and they haul my ass off to getmo
Dead nigger storage.
Amsterdam
Who's giving all this to me? Would this count as income?
>Pay off my and my family's debts
>Set aside some scholarship money for the kids in my extended family and my sister
>Set up a retirement account with half of whatever remains
>Pull my hair out over the above questions and what else to do with the money