Ylyl
>Old one sucked ass
Ylyl
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wtf is this shit, ylyl for middle schoolers?
Would you?
>Old one sucked ass
>this one does too
is that the ASMR queen in the background? lol
Thanks lori
Getting knocked out as a cop or at carls jr fucking chump
mfw this thread
>Applejack
That poor woman. Imagine how you'd feel if the mere act of smiling made you appear as if you'd just realised you'd shit your pants.
That's one fucking depressed looking woman
It's sad that I have classmates that actually do this
Lost
>Old one sucked ass
>Implying every YLYL thread doesn't
These threads are literally memes only middle school retards would think are funny
Kek
Do what?
T errible and the near future of the club in a bitch corner taken from different positions for example the front door and require a bitch corner taken from different positions for example the front finger to be in a bitch day was it on Saturday and could i stay until the best super s hould and the near future and Nick is the nigger needed a digger and the near future of the club in a bitch corner taken by David Beckhams fat cock is in your bum and the chipmunks is a good site to get hacked off with a bitch corner taken by Lee is a twat
Actually giggled
I fucking hate niggers
Everyone does
Filthy niggers
The fuck is the source on this?
that poor kitten
Get this bitch on the SNL cast right now hurry before its too late.
what the fuck am i looking at
who gives a shit
Lost
>This was a real story
Jesus christ
lmao
>flat earthers
it goes around; he didn't throw it to his left, he threw it to his right!
Source?
Fuck those dim witted niggers
pfffft ahahahhahaha
That is the shortest short bus I have ever seen.
it's their son
it's true tho
Please stop posting webms as it is discriminatory against iPhone users such as myself.
wow one of these shitty programmer memes that I finally understand why the code is bad
>gun violence
I’m a survivor of car violence but that’s ok to be used as a weapon. Nobody gives a fuck.
I’ve also used a gun in self defense without having to fire it but who gives a shot about a balanced view
welcome to society retard
eat shit we are all idiots
Get Yea Forums to support mp4 then
And yet here you are!
imgur link????????????????????????????????
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White liberals love em. I think they see them as pets.
stop buying ipone
Shit wrong pic
jesus, I remember reading that in Mad magazine in the early 90s
I’m a complete fucking retard with technology. I had android and managed to delete a ton of shit I meant to transfer to the storage card. Couldn’t ever get the thing to do what I wanted it to do.
Not saying it’s not pathetic just honest with myself.
im going to fucking kill myself because of this
is ok have some pie if you can
99% of anti-gun people are simply uninformed; they don't know any of the statistics, they just think guns are scary
The other 1% know exactly what they're doing.
that aside the M&M thing is funny lol
Side note, Shannon Watts is Jewish. Isn't that interesting, another Jew pushing for gun control?
so take away the guns from cops and give to civilians?
Cool story bro. Solid contribution to the thread.
Lol
The left of the bus is a reflection of glass on building look at the Jeep on the right it mirrors on the left. That's why you can't see the whole bus.
Was that you that ran into that glass?
This guy gets it.
To be fair, bottom left can avadakedavra the shit out of anyone, especially muggles...
I used to be the marketing director for the food network. That was a major crisis for us and not funny.
I left my job after because the fallout was so bad :(
Time is running out!
Join or think traps are gay!
Just created a minecraft server, its creative and got a shit tonne of ram.
I want to see how Yea Forums reacts in a collab to either create or draw shit with a stick.
The ip is:
35.231.130.2:25565
lost
absolutely seething over here. no sleep for me tonight.
>they don't know any of the statistics
Statistic fag here. There are so many factors involved that your picture seems quite misleading.
For example, if the police gets involved more people are involved in a shooting which leads to a high possibility of more people getting shot. Also, as far as I know, "civilians" includes off duty cops aswell. We have all seen the .webms of civil officers or trained security stopping a shooter within seconds.
More guns lead to more possibilities of people getting hurt.
kek
Well, citizens with concealed carry licenses do commit 10 times fewer crimes than police per capita so... yeah, that might be a good idea.
what the fuck are you even trying to say
Ha. That fag died.
Trying to impress Yoko.
>2019
>getting your info from tinyurl.com
>mfw
The little faggot had been attacking people with his cane is why they did it.
It's a captivating thought. But that's it. Just a thought.
>2019
>sucking cock
>Not knowing what tinyurl is
>posting faggot gif
>mfw
Why did I laugh so hard at this garbage
Keep an eye on the rats at the bottom.
looooool u dumb boi
>2019
>replying with the most overused meme of all time
>mfw
>2019
>overused meme
Lost
Gotta have some fun at work.
>Statistic fag here. There are so many factors involved that your picture seems quite misleading.
That’s true. Im a massive 2a guy but the meme certainly can’t cover all possible variables. I’m sure this post will be free of definitive statements that dont account for all angles.
>Also, as far as I know, "civilians" includes off duty cops aswell.
I seriously doubt it.
>We have all seen the .webms of civil officers or trained security stopping a shooter within seconds.
Same thing happens when civilians are trained. You do realize combat shooting schools for civilians are very much a thing.
>More guns lead to more possibilities of people getting hurt.
Uhh not if they’re used defending people. You proved that very thing in your post.
So much for definitive, one sided statements.
>2019
>believing any source is reliable
Faggot
https:\\discordapp.com\invite\8qeq9Xn
-e3r
>sit at school computer
>find fellow engineering student's code
>26 ifs used for char/int conversion
sounds like a personal problem
Fuck if they brag about finding 6 tools I wonder what the fuck they'd do if they seen my garage would I get the mayor and like 6 detectives standing behind a table with all my tools splayed out for all to see? Would be kinda cool, idk.
>2019
>whines about faggotry like a faggot
Faggot.
I think that’s what I was trying to intimate captain obvious.
Why do you keep taking SS's of videos? Are you retarded do you not know what image search is?
If someone fucked off with my tools while I went for a shit I'd fucking lose it.
>current year
>something
Someone
Jesus, it's like you dont know its CURRENT YEAR
Lost. It was Wkeys that made me laugh.
>butttakingdooky.jpeg
I do agree, that picture is kinda clickbait and there are a lot of factors involved. It's not really an "either or" situation. However,
>More guns lead to more possibilities of people getting hurt.
That's an interesting opinion coming from someone who claims to be a "statistic fag".
Why is it, then, that more guns leads to lower crime?
Fucking normies
Convert to gif or upload to imgur and repost please.
>expecting other people to do extra work because you bought a trendwhore tech gadgetmabob that cant keep up with the rest of the world
Lol apple
>Why is it, then, that more guns leads to lower crime?
>japan has higher crime than US
Why you do dis?
You’re like the no gun fans who say “more guns lead to more suicide”. Look again to Japan to see how much bullshit that is. I’m a moderate but completely right wing on gun issues. Having said that these are extremely complex issues and it’s not true at all that that more guns always lead to less crime. Chicago would be safe as fuck if that were true.
>huurr those guns are illegal
Exactly. Lotta factors here.
Everyone post webms to fuck with this guy.
lost tbh
>taking my posts seriously in a ylyl thread as if I expect people on Yea Forums of all places to be that helpful
Lol faggots.
This guy gets it.
This guy’s an insufferable faggot
>I was just pretending to be a retard
Lol apple
Green text description with pictures please.
well at least she got a degree
Tl:dr
I still don’t understand why people are saying that dude charged the shooter. He was obviously trying to run passed him.
I don't have the graph on hand, but across every country (for which we have statistics), murder rate is negatively correlated with gun ownership per capita.
To be completely fair, yes that's only a correlation and not necessarily causation, but if guns had a strong or even moderate causative effect on crime, wouldn't we see this rear its head *somewhere*?
The reason for that is what no one wants to admit, because it's way harder to deal with than "ban all guns" or "give everyone guns". Education, poverty, unemployment, demographics, and wealth inequality all have a demonstrated, causative effect on crime.
But let's be real, 95% of the financial backing for gun control (therefore, 95% of the power of the gun control lobby) comes from wealthy people who want to disarm the public. Plain and simple. A disarmed populace is a compliant populace.
its possible that there is something wrong with her brain
Win.
Speaking as an Austinite, fuck California and everyone from there.
Lol apl
*past
Apparently he says "Eraserhead is my most spiritual film." Then refuses to elaborate on it.
>sensible chuckle
nice feet
>fuck California and everyone from there.
>Almost half of California is conservative and anti-immigrant
>California even has it's own gun manufacturers and youtube channels
that's actually pretty impressive
Sauce on the girl???
Here's a gif
No, fuck California cause they keep fucking coming here! I don't care where they go, just not here. I'll take illegal immagrants before I take more goddamn Cali fucks.
wow that's some gr8 b8
It's performance art. She's very high IQ.
Well explain then why crime started to decrease around the same time Clinton’s gun control package bullshit went into affect.
And now we are seeing more mass shootings. Again correlation doesn’t equal causation because up until the 1930’s you could buy automatic weapons and boxes of high explosives from the local hardware store and we rarely saw this shit.
And you’re statement can not be true because again with Japan, they have not seen the uptick in violence the UK has. Plus terrorist attacks tend to add massive chunks of deaths.
>they keep fucking coming here
Millions fled to California during the great depression. Now they go back and you reject your own country men. Sad.
pure nihilism
Holy crap,that's my cat!
Their introduction to my town is directly responsible for the fact nobody can afford to live here anymore. Eat my fuck.
I visit Yea Forums for the first time in 10 years and this shit is still posted lmao
He’s right though, you laughably retarded idiot
There are apps for this
>Me as Luke Skywalker
youtube.com
>>Almost half of California is conservative and anti-immigrant
>>California even has it's own gun manufacturers and youtube channels
And yet they are a “may issue” CCW state. Plus if I move there I get to retrofit my AR with the cuck accessories and throw away all my magazines for your shit tier state. No thanks. Illinois is bad enough.
According to my file data, I downloaded it nearly that long ago.
Nice...
Fuckin lost
Awesome! I'm glad he's making the rounds mang
You would be suprised at how retarded people are.
Tl:dr
wtf is this comedy really?
Lost
thanks for the plug
Would it really even be heaven then?
That’s a quality kitty right there
Would pet /10
>Well explain then why crime started to decrease around the same time Clinton’s gun control package bullshit went into affect.
Roughly 18 years after Roe v Wade made abortion a reasonable, legal option - far fewer unwanted children born, particularly to single mothers.
Leaded gasoline started its phase-out in 1975, roughly 18 years before the dramatic drop in crime that started in the early 90s. Lead pollution has a demonstrated effect on intelligence and therefore criminality - less lead pollution, fewer criminals.
These are the two most commonly hypothesized reasons, the other one being increased police funding across the US; a claim that's not very well supported on either end. The assault weapons ban is basically never cited as a reason for the decrease in crime, because it didn't go into effect until late 1994, well after crime had already started dropping.
>And now we are seeing more mass shootings.
We are seeing an extremely rare event blown up in the media like it's happening every day in every city across the country. If I remember right, the total, TOTAL number of people killed in school shootings over the last TWENTY years was something like 400.
Yeah, four hundred. In a nation of over 300,000,000 people. Mass shootings are for all practical purposes a rounding error. Literally thousands of times more people are killed in car crashes every year, but you don't see people pushing for "car control".
>And you’re statement can not be true because again with Japan, they have not seen the uptick in violence the UK has. Plus terrorist attacks tend to add massive chunks of deaths.
Not sure which statement you're referring to here
Best tattoo I've ever seen
This is what it's like being a programmer at Shamrock Foods or US Foods.
A qualified person will work at Sysco..
>VLC
They require a pc mang
Can Ifags really not watch webm yet? I remember them whining years ago ffs.
vlc is on android too.
Yeah. I think the U.S. police should be disarmed like Limeys. Also forbid police to enforce infractions like speeding tickets or registration. Form a separate, far lower paid group to give out those tickets. Nobody shoots meter maids. Nobody would shoot an unarmed infraction enforcer.
Why does this gif make my brain feel weird. Where the scientists at.
Dem feet tho. I like the vore one as well. With Sonic in her stomach/
Correlation doesn't equal causation
It's all fun and games until that chimp reaches adulthood and they get him high and he kills everyone in a 5 mile radius.
That just made it even worse.
The second hit always fucking gets me. Lost
Ylyl here have been absolute fucking garbage lately
>>And now we are seeing more mass shootings.
>We are seeing an extremely rare event blown up in the media like it's happening every day in every city across the country. If I remember right, the total, TOTAL number of people killed in school shootings over the last TWENTY years was something like 400.
>Yeah, four hundred. In a nation of over 300,000,000 people. Mass shootings are for all practical purposes a rounding error. Literally thousands of times more people are killed in car crashes every year, but you don't see people pushing for "car control".
You are talking like I’m a nogun here. I assure you I’m not. Are we seeing more mass shootings? Yes. Shit ain’t hard mang. Is it retarded that people are terrified that their kids are going to die in a school shooting but won’t bat an eye about driving them to school while texting and tail gaiting? Yes. It doesn’t change the fact that are more mass/school shootings then in the years past. I’m not making a statement about any action that should be taken or any moral ground or the fact these events are horrific but still statistically insignificant.
I believe the founding fathers knew what an armed popular could do. And they had private cannons and gunships. I’m just saying you can’t simply say more/less guns means more/less crimes, suicides, rapes, anything. Nothing is that cut and dry.
You posted an info graphic about the uk. I was responding to that and the general statement about more guns/less crime. Not true for Japan and elsewhere.
Never should have come here
>can’t watch webms on my iPhone
>oh they make apps for that
>they take a pc to work though
>yeah but they have em on Android too
It's from wizard school.
>Nobody shoots meter maids. Nobody would shoot an unarmed infraction enforcer.
Uh a certain “subset” of the population would.
It's a shame this phrase ever entered pop culture, because retards bastardize "correlation does not necessarily mean causation" to "correlation means it can't be causative and therefore these two things are completely unrelated because I said the stupid quote"
Sex partners in women is positively correlated with depression; women with more sex partners experience depression more often than those with fewer. Does that mean more partners leads to more depression? Does it mean having depression leads to more sex partners? Are they both caused by some 3rd variable?
Who knows, but for the purposes of dating, it really doesn't matter what the cause is. What matters is that they come together; they are related. A girl with more partners is more likely to have issues than a girl with fewer. You can't just wave your hands and say "correlation isn't causation lmoa" and instantly refute any relation whatsoever.
How is this webm so long?
Her desexualization is astounding.
Don't worry, they hate each other and themselves as well
Hope you fucking die
fucking kek
Rob is a sexually frustrated loser who beats up women. He is pushing 60 and lives along and has accomplished nothing of worth 1-519 in 657 his 9826 life.
I hate you user
>Nothing is that cut and dry.
Gotcha, I agree. I just do the knee-jerk bullshit to obvious retards (the original guy I was replying to) because you have to counter them quickly, otherwise other retards will wander along and see their bullshit and think "oh okay that makes sense, I agree. ban guns!" (or whatever the subject is).
Does that convince someone with even a tiny bit of common sense or knowledge? No, of course not. But most people don't have even a tiny bit of common sense or knowledge. Gotta aim for the widest possible audience.
>I was responding to that and the general statement about more guns/less crime. Not true for Japan and elsewhere.
I was talking about global statistics, the general trend is more guns = less crime, but of course there's a lot of variation from the trend (crime is a hugely complicated issue after all). So yeah, there are some countries with lots of guns and lots of crime, some with lots of guns and very little crime, some with no guns + lots of crime, some with no guns and little crime.
I was just pointing out the general trend, which is more guns, less crime.
All you faggots bitching about Californians are just getting what's coming to you.
California was invaded by the rest of the U.S. throughout the 20th century and you faggots ruined the state.
Those aren't Californians coming to your city, they are the children and grandchildren of your neighbors who should have never left in the first place.
California population
1900: 1.4 million
1950: 10 million
1990: 30 million
2019: 39 million; millions returning to their old states each year. Only reason population has risen is Mexican immigrants.
so true
It's almost like they understand ballistics
It's fake
>heroine
lol.
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as soon as the brit fags realize you can kill with a pointy stick, they'll ban trees
Who makes this fucking cringe?
>All you faggots bitching about Californians are just getting what's coming to you.
I’m in Illinois faggot. I could care less if your shit hole state fell off into the sea. How exactly am I getting anything and how do I have anything to do with what is going on there?
>California was invaded by the rest of the U.S. throughout the 20th century and you faggots ruined the state.
>you faggots
Uhh I’m pretty sure I’ve never been there and never will. As to the rest of your unhinged post I’m also not Mexican faggot.
Kek. You sound like a crazy person.
wait it's real? How the fuck?
Lost and saved
This is great advice. The evil ones are incredibly distracting, but they can't actually harm you.
>Waaah my superior iPhone won't do the thing!
Get a real phone faggot
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I doubt it.
what was the question?
It's fucking real lol
They keep biting lol.
>More guns lead to more possibilities of people getting hurt.
So in the context of a mass shooting, people defending themselves with guns would lead to people getting hurt?
I know, it's those damned Oracle coders, right?
Yes. And less ambulances and police cars on the road would lead to less deaths because automobiles also kill.
Personally I say give everyone a gun with only 1 bullet, if somene gets shoot then they obviously deserved it
>he believes the school's story
lol guessing you went to a private school when you were a kid
>Apparently
How is this in any way apparent
Milhouse is not a ....oh fuck it. Never mind
You seem to have so thoroughly failed to comprehend what I wrote that my mad subsided and some empathy emerges.
During the 20th Century an idea arose that California was the be-all perfect place for everyone. The land of opportunity. And for a time it was. Americans across the U.S., including other retards from Illinois, flooded into California.
California had the best schools. It was on the forefront of many industries. There was land and jobs. During the depression for example people of the "dust bowl" fled to California to find work. Hundreds of thousands came when California had a total population of about 5 million. Entire states of poor homeless Americans came to California. You assholes who remained didn't foot the bill, California did.
100 years of Americans coming as a last resort or pie in the sky dreams. No thanks necessary America. California got you. California made America wealthy and held the burden of your poor neighbors.
But California is full now. It's run by corrupted retarded socialist klepocrats and populated by the "gimme gimme" children and grandchildren of people from other states who wanted everything. The golden goose got tired, it has forced people to leave California and RETURN to the states THEIR families left 1 or 2 generations ago.
These people were hardly Californian. They're just Texans and Illinoisers etc. coming back. They are looking for a new golden goose after having raped this one nearly to death.
I'm pretty sure you mean it was very funny?
lost
so can an ink pen you hackneyed faggots
Ayy, that's in the next town over, the Nightwalkers or crawlers or some shit.
good point
Fucking Jets fans.
i know i read the report the school said it was the schools fault so you are in the right
lost to faketaxi
kek because that's how it actually happens
Download VLC app, are you an idiot?
Fuck gun control scum and Fuck this bitch
No they don’t, idiot
Honestly, I'd fuck and marry.
Hey
Hey
Do you also like breadsticks?
Or do you just not know?
Never give up, fight this world all the way
>I was only pretending
Almost lost to that one
I seem to be operating at an entire loss here. Giving up all shares of child company, relinquishing shares in parent company, continuing to throw money at child company.
right in the feelings
Lmao.
Do cumulative murders vs cumulative guns and maybe i'll not assume you're retarded.
newfag
>Yeah, four hundred. In a nation of over 300,000,000 people. Mass shootings are for all practical purposes a rounding error. Literally thousands of times more people are killed in car crashes every year, but you don't see people pushing for "car control".
wow imagine having to get a license and go thought lots of training with a instructor and be required have certain safety revaluation that stops you and other from hurting them selves, imagine if that happens that would be so anti murcan to stop our freedom like that.
hes done it before, he hit that bong clean.
A more accurate depiction of Abu has never been done
Story?
my lord this is so fucking old what is this Instagram
we are the ones fight the normies not them
A true hero of society
deflating currency increases the value of your bank account
i like pits and still giggled
New ylyl.
Yeah. If I could then walk around town with my gun then that would be fine with me. Problem is, you anti-gunners only have one agenda, exploit every compromise and ban everything possible.
If guns could only be purchased by adults with FBI agents present and 10 forms of idea and a liability contract with tracking devices and only after passing a written exam and proving grounds; if that meant you faggots wouldn't be trying to ban meaningless shit every year like barrel shrouds or redefining "assault" to ban slow tiny bullets and calling them "high power" and I could actually KEEP AND BEAR the arms, walking around town, hidden or out, in my home or in my car. I'd do it. But it's never good enough.
I live in California. Today I saw a headline from the assholes at CNN some asshole saying keep your handguns and shotguns, etc. Nigga, where? It's fucking illegal to bear any guns in California.
You assholes joke that "nobody is trying to ban guns". You don't fucking have to. Canada hasn't banned guns. You just make them so regulated that the only legal way to keep them is dismantled and buried in a fucking locked crypt, they stop being anything but a god damn curiosity.
>Nobody gives a fuck, they'd give you a gun safety test and you'd have prove you know how to use it before you can get licenced for it.
You're an actual lobotomite
Tl:dr
Get sober
boomer lol
No one cares about their soy issues
The dildo is burger king colours tho
How many times are you allowed to be reckless with a car before you lose your right to drive and go to prison?
How many times with a gun dumbfuck?
>licensing
Obviously you have zero experience with states that are highly regulated with gun laws. I have an Illinois concealed carry license and it cost me $500 dollars and room five months to get. I had to get tested with it and pass.
So you see dipshit you uneducated anti gunners run your fucking mouths but don’t even educate yourself on the subject.
So how is it fair for a poor black living on the south side of Chicago to have to pay $500 (classes/state fees) and wait five months (food/CCW) while they go back and forth to work in a goddamn war zone? Oh and they can’t take it with them on lublic transit of with them to work if they work in a building that forbids it.
Have fun tailgating while texting faggot while you virtue signal on social media about gun violence while cars kill three times what guns do. But hey, you have to be reckless with your car several times before they take your license or even think of putting you in jail. I do it once with a gun and I’m fucked.
Kill yourself you eliteist piece of shit.
Yeah I know. I know how to use tools and be told no by life.
It’s awful.
liar
foodnetwerk is a known satire twitter account
This has the ring of truth to it. It sounds like you've done your research, could you point me towards any sources?