I found a social security card what should I do with it?

I found a social security card what should I do with it?

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Failed Trips.

How about posting a picture of the card, instead of a stock image

How about Im not a cunt

Cross out the name and write yours in, get a home loan and move to Japan. Get a short stack wifu and eat sushi.

Winning.

leave it in a jar of piss and see if it decomposes.

Does not work if you do not add bleach

Sell it to an "undocumented migrant" for $50, then buy $50 worth of crack and smoke it all as fast as you can.

Find the person and give it back to them...

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Ive already searched but its a really generic name

kek

Thats true I wonder how much they actually go for

Walk into a crack den and ask their going rate

Up the ass

I've stolen several purses. Girls always have their ss with them
I've never used them.
Recently, when I make a bbq, I use their documents and cards to help light my fire.

tf? what person carries their ss card with them on their person?

The real answer here is that anything you do with it other than get rid of it will inevitably get you fucked up

So definitely try something dumb

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Someone who routinely applies for entry-level positions and ends up quitting within a month, because they're bored and terrible at everything.

>I'm not a cunt
>asks Yea Forums for advice on what to do
You're not fooling anyone pal

Sounds like a sting to me

Yup
Sounds like a woman

kek alright

Take to social security administration and turn it in.