Get a fucking shave you gross slobs

Can't get past the awkward growing phase huh?
It's ok, it's just like working out. It's hard at first but once you get used to it you then realize what you've been missing.
Used to shave biweekly, I think it's more work to maintain a proper beard.

Most of my female friends who date dudes with beards really love it, but only after they taught their dude how to properly clean it.

lol don't bother, low test betas will never know the feeling when a girl strokes your beard after a nice fuck sesh. OP is a soy boy faggggggg

It's not only that...

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You can't grow one, we get it.

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Don't worry, when you're 30 you might be able to grow a mustache. Dog have fur, and humans have hair, meaning the comparison is moot.

Just like the study that your phone has more germs on it than a toilet seat...

So a girl? You're a feminist then?

This is correlation, not a direct comparison. Man the news is fucking dumb.