Ask someone who has to do with psychology anything.
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Ask someone who has to do with psychology anything.
I will respond by voice.
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gf gives up on anything that takes too long or is too hard to accomplish. consequences: always doing nothing, lazy. what do?
We're gonna need some bumps.
solid stuff,will try, thank you psychology-user
Why are niggers hated so much?
>Why are niggers hated so much?
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I missed out teenage love, now I'm 26 and I long for feelings I never experienced. I feel anger, sadness, melancholy and nostalgia. I'm dead inside because of this. I miss love I never had. I meet hookers on regular basis but it's just physical contact. I'm tired and I feel I can't go like that for long. What the fuck is wrong with my brain, this shit is killing me. Help me psychology-user.
how do i help my father be more assertive
yo why does this girl im texting never initiate conversation? she always continues and talks to me for a long time but never texts first
>I missed out teenage love, now I'm 26 and I long for feelings I never experienced. I feel anger, sadness, melancholy and nostalgia. I'm dead inside because of this. I miss love I never had. I meet hookers on regular basis but it's just physical contact. I'm tired and I feel I can't go like that for long. What the fuck is wrong with my brain, this shit is killing me. Help me psychology-user.
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God does not exist. People continue to live a lie that provides a sheltering mechanism for their instinctual survival. Centuries old religious icons and dieties have been created and destroyed over the course of human history. When will religion sects cease to exist and allow humankind to evolve into the next metamorphisis of intelligence.
> pro tip: you're a faggot
>how do i help my father be more assertive
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Thank you psychology-user
>God does not exist. People continue to live a lie that provides a sheltering mechanism for their instinctual survival. Centuries old religious icons and dieties have been created and destroyed over the course of human history. When will religion sects cease to exist and allow humankind to evolve into the next metamorphisis of intelligence.
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Very welcome.
You have it because you love it.
What?
does edging really help guys last longer
Why no fuck your patients ?
>does edging really help guys last longer
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Kek he’s a virgin psychologist. Edging makes you last longer doing it properly.
>Why no fuck your patients ?
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>Kek he’s a virgin psychologist. Edging makes you last longer doing it properly.
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Bro I’ve been doing this for years. As I said if you do it properly it works.
And no I don’t have to or will think of my grandma just lol.
That’s suppressing it, and in the end sex will become something you won’t fully enjoy.
If you don’t enjoy what’s the point ? Might as well cum earlier.
Everything starts in the mind. You tame your mind you are the king of yourself.
>Bro I’ve been doing this for years. As I said if you do it properly it works.
>not coming when you could works to last longer
>well, yes, of course
>OP isn't denying that
>Everything starts in the mind. You tame your mind you are the king of yourself.
Not everything is mental. Impotence can be purely technical and premature ejaculations also.
Why is Yea Forums slow as fuck today? These threads are usually packed the fuck up.
how do toy do it properly? a friend of mine tried and he said it worked
I doubt you'll get a response from smartass anonbro. I can't imagine many ways to edge, but maybe he'll surprise us.
Make me some Bayeux memes.
>psychoLOGy
Everything starts with you. The sooner you realize it the sooner you’ll be good.
Even cancer is created by thoughts.
Why don’t you ask your friend then. Kek
>Even cancer is created by thoughts.
Opinion discarded.
You’re right. He won’t get because it’s easily googled. No one told me jack shit. I just had to move my fingers and look for what I want. Exhausting I know these days
>just don't have cancerous thoughts bro!
>just don't die of cancer, you damn negative nancy!
There's a difference between mind influencing the body, and saying the mind literally causes cancer.
we are not friends anymore...
>sarcasm about effort
>takes more effort to be sarcastic than give the answer user said he couldn't give
Checks out: faggot.
Doesn’t mean it’s not true. Kek
No one cares.
It isn't true, though. We know more than that about cancer.
Cringe. Go back to Redddddit fag
>no one cares that one user says another user's opinion is discarded
made me kek
You know the description. Doesn’t mean it’s true
You personally know jack shit. What you’ve been told yes you do know.
And also you’re a fag. That’s what we know about you
Do you have any evidence that suggests cancer is caused by people thinking things? I'm all ears.
Also, if you could describe that process in more details, I sure am interested.
Made me kek
Watch Heal. It’s on Netflix
Hard to believe you can have such a responsibility huh?
I know it’s easier to blame the world. Was there
how to be supper attractive to girls . pls no be confident bullshit
>Netflix
>scientific studies
Guess ama watch Netflix.
Well that’s the way. You wanna attract girls without being confident ? I’m sorry but for some things you have to work for in life.
I think you're exaggerating the mind over body deal, and also you don't have a solid case, or you'd proudly show it off to everyone. Not a word about how that would work or how one would prevent cancer from mere thoughts.
Instead of being sarcastic the whole time and disregarding everything either fuck off or just accept it.
but already I am
I don’t have the time now to explain to someone something that he will disregard. No point. Waste of my time.
Have a nice one bro
>how to be supper attractive to girls . pls no be confident bullshit
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Who cares
>either fuck off or just accept it.
Thanks for those options.
>I don’t have the time now to explain to someone something that he will disregard.
>I blame him for something he will do in the future
Nice trick, but it's BS. You can't explain jack and are now leaving like a coward.
Yeah that simple. If you don’t like duck off or accept it
Kek talking about being salty
>If you don’t like duck off or accept it
Thanks for those options.
Take a load of this guy
I constantly think that i deserve nothing and that i owe everything to others and have to trade with them for attention or respect or anything. I generally dont enjoy things anymore and dont accoplish things because i dont feel like their mine, i dont think that my ideas or choices matter so its really hard for me to bother or to invest into things. Is there any hope?
How do i counter stress and nervousness when i am under pressure?
>I constantly think that i deserve nothing and that i owe everything to others and have to trade with them for attention or respect or anything. I generally dont enjoy things anymore and dont accoplish things because i dont feel like their mine, i dont think that my ideas or choices matter so its really hard for me to bother or to invest into things. Is there any hope?
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Why is there a "rabbit hole" of liking progressively more fuck up porn? Guro etc
>How do i counter stress and nervousness when i am under pressure?
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>Why is there a "rabbit hole" of liking progressively more fuck up porn? Guro etc
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Thanks for the answer, psychanon.
Welcome.
Hey, how can I deal with becoming attached to people too easily, resulting in unpleasant anxiety/depression? Thank you
>Hey, how can I deal with becoming attached to people too easily, resulting in unpleasant anxiety/depression? Thank you
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doing the lords work over there psychology-user.
my problem is massive, crippling procrastination. Have already tried all that "make a schedule" or "visualize goals" or "plan ahead" stuff, but ended up procrastinating on all that too. This sucks because I have things I really want to do but end up never doing anything and feeling shit because of this. Help?
18 years old, I feel like a clown, I mean everyone is nice to me but inside I feel like they are tired and bored of me. Every "kill yourself" (i guess its a joke to them) feels like they actually mean it. Nobody has intimate chats with me. Im a really profound guy inside.. not just a doofus
>doing the lords work over there psychology-user.
>my problem is massive, crippling procrastination. Have already tried all that "make a schedule" or "visualize goals" or "plan ahead" stuff, but ended up procrastinating on all that too. This sucks because I have things I really want to do but end up never doing anything and feeling shit because of this. Help?
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Genuinely thank you. My mother was always around and a great mother - BUT - I was born at 32 weeks and unable to be breast fed. Interesting.
PART 2
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Part way through this week i have a competition through my trade school, and there is a lot of math and complex stressful calculations and mesurments etc. In the lower level competitions, i find myself stalling out and unable to focus, which i assume is unnecessary anxiety.
thanks for the tips so far; also looking forward to the list. The things I procrastinate on are numerous - it pretty much affects my whole life. I procrastinate reading papers for university courses; writing papers; preparing presentations; doing other homework; hell - even calling people or answering messages
huge chunks of my day are spent that way, either on Yea Forums or watching youtube (I used to play video games for 10-16 hours a day but now I dont have a pc anymore; dunno if that's relevant)
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aw crap, part 2 came our while I was writing - sorry
>18 years old, I feel like a clown, I mean everyone is nice to me but inside I feel like they are tired and bored of me. Every "kill yourself" (i guess its a joke to them) feels like they actually mean it. Nobody has intimate chats with me. Im a really profound guy inside.. not just a doofus
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I work with someone who literally reads catalogs non stop. Whatever they may be about.
He just pick a catalog of ANYTHING in the streets and read it out loud even if no one ins interested.
He also starts whistling/singing very loudly everytime he fucks up something at work. Like e walks in and I say "hey man yesterday you forgot about calling Client X" and his face just turns red and starts literally whistling like an autist.
What do? I need this fucker to be more proactive/reliable at work and his personality seems pretty fragile.
>Part way through this week i have a competition through my trade school, and there is a lot of math and complex stressful calculations and mesurments etc. In the lower level competitions, i find myself stalling out and unable to focus, which i assume is unnecessary anxiety.
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That sounds hilarious tbf
first things first: I think you have been a good boy and deserve the cheeseburger. the whole: focus on work not on not-procrastinating was new to me, gonna try that.
I can relate to thinking everything needs to be perfect before I start. I am - weirdly enough - also sort of a perfectionist when I eventually start doing somethig (because it is due the next day)
picturing bad outcomes did not help me in the past and I have a hard time baiting myself into doing even five minutes of work but I will definitely apply all your tips and see if I can get myself to try harder in the future. THANK YOU
>thanks for the tips so far; also looking forward to the list. The things I procrastinate on are numerous - it pretty much affects my whole life. I procrastinate reading papers for university courses; writing papers; preparing presentations; doing other homework; hell - even calling people or answering messages
>huge chunks of my day are spent that way, either on Yea Forums or watching youtube (I used to play video games for 10-16 hours a day but now I dont have a pc anymore; dunno if that's relevant)
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it is in a sort of way, but this fucker shares a hold in my small company returns. Idon't give a fuck about his bullshit but it's annoying as fuark to work like this on an almost daily basis (he has some days when he's completely "normal" if I may say it)
>I work with someone who literally reads catalogs non stop. Whatever they may be about.
>He just pick a catalog of ANYTHING in the streets and read it out loud even if no one ins interested.
>He also starts whistling/singing very loudly everytime he fucks up something at work. Like e walks in and I say "hey man yesterday you forgot about calling Client X" and his face just turns red and starts literally whistling like an autist.
>What do? I need this fucker to be more proactive/reliable at work and his personality seems pretty fragile.
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Based and psy-pilled. Good luck user!
where does our subconciouse stop ?
You are so good, ok so yes its offline people, my classmates mostly, I'm the new guy in class and I find them so fun. I take zoloft for a depression i have been in last year. You are right, it does make me open up a bit too much maybe. One night after a school trip, I told everyone by message I had really fun with them. I was happy but 30 minutes later i felt weird. Like I was creeping them out. Some answered me and told me they had fun too. But some just straight ignored me. Some seemed to be weirded out. Also, I've always had a hard time socializing with people. These pills make me care less about what people think sometimes and i just talk and try socializing.. it hit me hard when i found out people didn't like talking to me after not being able to talk to anyone at all.. I go to a psychotherapist every 2 weeks. Thanks anyways you are such a nice person I cant believe you are doing something like this for strangers. Please feel free to help others I dont want to waste your time.
Also, I'm never a guy who fights, I'm nice to most people. I mean I've been actually doing free school lessons to my classmates in need.
>it is in a sort of way, but this fucker shares a hold in my small company returns. Idon't give a fuck about his bullshit but it's annoying as fuark to work like this on an almost daily basis (he has some days when he's completely "normal" if I may say it)
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(Might also be hyperactive and not always taking his meds.)
OK so there is this girl that I'm literally stuck to emotionally. I love her, she almost doesn't care about me. How do I stop this vicious cycle and not feel like shit when she ignores me.
In your psychological opinion, is the rise of the large "sexuality" based movement in the 21st century harmful? And how do you view gender dysphoria?
>where does our subconciouse stop ?
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I like this one
Not OP here, but I think you should try doing things. Like thinking about other stuff and accomplish objectives to make you feel so good that you think to yourself "wtf am i in love with this girl, I'm superman i should be in love with a model" not that you actually should but so to like feel in control of yourself
I do that, I even try engaging other women but then for whatever reason, I keep going back to her and she keeps replying like she likes me too but then she goes away. She said she had intimacy issues but like some days I feel like I'm being played. I don't want to be made a fool of.
>You are so good, ok so yes its offline people, my classmates mostly, I'm the new guy in class and I find them so fun. I take zoloft for a depression i have been in last year. You are right, it does make me open up a bit too much maybe. One night after a school trip, I told everyone by message I had really fun with them. I was happy but 30 minutes later i felt weird. Like I was creeping them out. Some answered me and told me they had fun too. But some just straight ignored me. Some seemed to be weirded out. Also, I've always had a hard time socializing with people. These pills make me care less about what people think sometimes and i just talk and try socializing.. it hit me hard when i found out people didn't like talking to me after not being able to talk to anyone at all.. I go to a psychotherapist every 2 weeks. Thanks anyways you are such a nice person I cant believe you are doing something like this for strangers. Please feel free to help others I dont want to waste your time.
>Also, I'm never a guy who fights, I'm nice to most people. I mean I've been actually doing free school lessons to my classmates in need.
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Still not OP, if she said she likes you, try really obligating her to go out with you. Go to the cinema. Don't ask her, demand it in kind of a joke full way. I think you know her since a lot (just assuming) don't worry about the friendship dying. Just go head first and tell her. "Hey your comming to the cinema next Friday with me, Avengers Endgame"
I know it's my insecurities that keep sending me back to her. I don't want to lose her though. She's /k/ ffs.
>OK so there is this girl that I'm literally stuck to emotionally. I love her, she almost doesn't care about me. How do I stop this vicious cycle and not feel like shit when she ignores me.
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thanks for replying psychanon, really appreciate this.
I thinlk you nailed it with the "copying mechanism when he's stressed"
about the guy:
>completely normal functional member of society
>wife and kids at home
>6/10 would have a beer outside work, maybe too /reddit/ to be my friend
The thing is I run a small comp and he is an associated who has a share. So I'm interested in him doing his work fine wich also would help himself, because the better the job is done, the more profit the business get and in the end the bigger the check he takes home.
But its getting on my nerves that he seems completely overwhelmed when things get a little stressed out. And he starts playing that whistle/singing card wich is annoying -and hilarious- as fuark.
I just want this guy to perform better and commit more with the job. I feel like everything in the ends rests on my shoulders whenever he blocks out.
What's a better idea, for someone like me, who's so sick that basically the entire day revolves around trying to tame the disease and desperately trying to get enough sleep?
Option A: Finally ending life
Option B: Waiting until succumbing to insanity entirely
>In your psychological opinion, is the rise of the large "sexuality" based movement in the 21st century harmful? And how do you view gender dysphoria?
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I literally did that OP. Today. Waiting on her reply. We had a nice thing going on for a while, we'd eat, sleep, train, do everything together. But then something happened and she lost control of the situation and became distant. She told me she had something bad happened in her life. She didn't talk much about it. I told her how I felt and that I love her and I'm waiting for her to reply. I'm just trying to get my walls up so in case she doesn't love me anymore, I'm preparing for that end game. Thanks for taking the time to reply.
Understanding that we are more than the sum total of our sensory experiences and that there is more to life. Pain is endless user. It's only people who get tired. Not op btw but I have lived through that.
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>The thing is I run a small comp and he is an associated who has a share. So I'm interested in him doing his work fine wich also would help himself, because the better the job is done, the more profit the business get and in the end the bigger the check he takes home.
>But its getting on my nerves that he seems completely overwhelmed when things get a little stressed out. And he starts playing that whistle/singing card wich is annoying -and hilarious- as fuark.
>I just want this guy to perform better and commit more with the job. I feel like everything in the ends rests on my shoulders whenever he blocks out.
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>What's a better idea, for someone like me, who's so sick that basically the entire day revolves around trying to tame the disease and desperately trying to get enough sleep?
>Option A: Finally ending life
>Option B: Waiting until succumbing to insanity entirely
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>Pain is endless user.
The max amount of pain one user can feel is the max amount of pain that can be felt in the entire universe.
Why is the world so obsessed with sex...it seems almost unheatthy
I have endured enough pain in my life that now I have really retarded coping mechanisms.
>Why is the world so obsessed with sex...it seems almost unheatthy
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>now I have really retarded coping mechanisms.
List'em!
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thanks again psychanon
ARCHIVE THIS THREAD
this might be the best shit ive ever/heard seen on this godforsaken board, i hope someone is saving all these.
user how can we get in touch with you?
Hey, thanks for the reply.
Problem one is severe back problems which are getting so out of hand lately, that, no matter what options I've tryed, I can be happy if I get one night of quality sleep per week - most of the time is just finding a time where i can relax enough for my brain to shut off. Pain killers only worsen things, as I need the pain to know in which position it is safe to fall asleep to not cause further problems. Problem two is body not functioning correctly anymore due to sleep deprivation - this includes almost constant stress related diarrhea, really bad skin with acne, fatigue, no mattivation or reason to try to have fun, because I can't concentrate and enjoy anyway, since all is fog and pain.
Thank you!
>user how can we get in touch with you?
I'm thinking of a way. Give me some time, if I find a way, I'll let you know.
no, thank you. i'm listening to the answers you've given other people and it's given me a lot of insight into my own problems. today is a good day and it's all because of you, user.
Can anything be done for your back?
There is a scrolling screenshot feature I have on my phone. I'll upload this on imgur if you want later. Op, make an email so we can all contact you. You gmx mail, they don't ask for contact numbers. We'll go from there, IRC or whatever else.
Allright... Tomorrow in class I'm going to try and see how many times people seem to like me, instead of the opposite. Also one last thing... Out of all my classmates there are some I just want to have a closer relationship, friendship and even maybe get to know this one girl i kind of like. Is there anyway to make them like me? Or at least consider me a possible friend? Or is it wrong for me to think something like this since I should not force friendships?
Also I'm neither ugly nor really handsome so i don't think people might not like me for jealousy or straight disgusting me.
I am weird though, my life has been kind of a mess... Now i didnt want to talk about it but here i go...
So i was born in Germany and we had to leave because my americam father made us go bankrupt. He fought with mother and they got divorced... I was such a dumb kid, i was like not aware of anything going around of me. We went to this new village in Germany in a mouldy house... We then left again to Italy to my grandmothers house. I was still a very unaware child. I barely knew any real language. My father got sick with cancer and again i was so unaware i didn't even care. I think so many things were happening to me i didnt have the time to process them. Fast forward some years and im 16. My father is alive but he doesn't really know who I am, to me he is dead (psychotherapist says it's just my way with coping with it but its wrong). Teachers and professors say I'm such a smart kid and should study more because i have so much potential. I felt like a genius but obviously quickly found out i wasn't... AAAAA DUDE Sorry I'm rambling around so much, i got caught up writting and I'm sure it's not that easy to understand too!
Anyway don't worry I'm going to bed now in a bit. Thank you SO MUCH goodnight Op. You made me feel really special
is hate a part of our species primal instincts/emotions?
Thanks, that means a bunch to me.
>special day on Yea Forums
>I'm going to try and see how many times people seem to like me, instead of the opposite.
Rather, just don't think of it but do notice when someone likes you. Otherwise you might fall into the same trap.
>Is there anyway to make them like me? Or at least consider me a possible friend? Or is it wrong for me to think something like this since I should not force friendships?
It will happen naturally, you won't have to force. Give people a chance to come after you. That means don't constantly solicitate them.
Nope, doesn't seem so. Have tried for almost 5 years now. No expert knows what else to do. none of the 4 mattresses I posses work anymore and I'm getting really worried.
Done. I can't save the vocaroos though. Some one else can do that. I'll upload to imgur
>Done. I can't save the vocaroos though. Some one else can do that. I'll upload to imgur
Here is the URL for incur - Yea Forums0qnv5eJ
My will to crush my more graduated/rich friends is giving me depression and anxiety. How do i calm this + my ADHD please.
+ i've the feeling my parents ruinned my potential. How to cope with the regret and my hatred toward them
>is hate a part of our species primal instincts/emotions?
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Have you tried muscling your back?
Is the pain caused from the muscle around the spine clenching against it? (Through worry.)
Why dibI have a foot fetish? It gets in the way if my daily wife because I cannot resist staring at cute feet in public
I've social anxiety; anxiety, depression; ADD (realted to depression i think); afraid to do my homework (i'm in college) and i have the feeling that my body and mentality don't evolve with my age. I feel i've got a 14 yo body and attitude despite having 22.
Thx psyanon
Do i*
Life*
Really tried anything I can think of right now. Some things even made matters worse (temporarily). And other than the stress putting me in a vicious circle, It's a real physical condition, sadly
I'm a failed psychologist fallen deep in to depression and anxiety. I can't bear to help people using therapy, I believe I still know nothing and the things I know, I don't have a clue on how to use them. I worked a dead end job (retail, got fired last Friday) and I don't know what to do.
Be blessed lads
>My will to crush my more graduated/rich friends is giving me depression and anxiety. How do i calm this + my ADHD please.
>+ i've the feeling my parents ruinned my potential. How to cope with the regret and my hatred toward them
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What advice do you have for someone who wants to drink less?
Went to a psychologist and she was obsessed I was drinking to escape. Truth is I love life though, had the best childhood ever, and only want to slowdown for health reasons.
Check some of the previous answers, they cover anxiety and procrastination.
>and only want to slowdown
So you drink against stress? What stresses you out?
(Guys, I must go soon.)
user, you should set up a twitter or something before you go. maybe with a donation link as well. thank you for all you've done today.
I don't know how to link replies. it's the one about hate in or species.
thank psych-user for the answer. with that said, is it possible that those emotions could "bred" out as or species evolves? could our species lose its ability to hate, love, be happy, etc. or is it hard coded in us?
OP, still 18 year old guy here. Just wanted to tell you "Ti voglio bene". It's italian but there is no way to say it in english. Its not "i love you" it's more like I want good to you
Let me find something before I go.
Emotions are so primal, they aren't likely to go away from us. As impossible as losing legs at this point.
I understand Italian to some degree, and I recognise this phrase. We have the same in my first language. I understand it perfectly.
Thank you.
Where do you live psychanon ? i want to be your patient
I must go, but you will see me again. I'll use the same OP picture.
Thank you for all the kind words, anons!
You take care.
Thank you
God bless OP, you're a great dude
today OP has not been a faggot
best thread of the week