I'm better than you. That may sound vague and facile, but let it sink in. I'm better than you in every single way...

Why would I throw my life away over cheap thrills? I can afford expensive thrills.

Why does a kid with a magnifying glass burn ants? He like to watch things weaker than him squirm. I like to watch people weaker than me struggle, including you two. Have fun at your retail jobs.

kk, faggots. Just because nothing interesting ever happens to you doesn't mean they don't happen to other people. Get a life.

This is some good copy pasta you faggot. Go back to dry humping your loli body pillow.

PS: IRL I'm actually more successful than you.

Well fuckers, let me tell you, I don't really do nothing either, but I do feel plenty like most of you do, I belive it just takes a little experience and all the stupid shit op brags about is something any idiot could have, some people remain in the shadows forever and we never notice their achievements, good for you op, you are fag.

>PS: IRL I'm actually more successful than you.
I make your net worth in a few months, probably. And I set aside more time to fuck escorts and interns than your boss sets aside for you to take a break from working your finger to the bone at Wendy's.

Be original, you are not the first

didnt read faggot hurr durr kiddo go kys

I know people like OP. I share an office with a few of them. You get used to all the dick swinging.

Just the fact that you're bragging about it on Yea Forums makes it very likely a lie.

If this is true and you still brag about it, you're insecure in some way, repressed homosexuality is my bet, or you've been molested/raped as a kid.

This trauma/repressed homosexuality gave you a drive to outperform, a form of coping mechanism plain and simple.

But deep down you've been in great pain and probably still are, and bragging about it only fixes it temporarily.

If you make so much money you could just get into therapy and fix it once and for all.

Cheers

To be honest you sound really generic.

I would certainly believe that I'm the first person to post my stats who wasn't lying.

>
Next time you get sad because no one wants to be around you, I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that it's because they wished you were gone because you're a worthless sack of shit. End it, faggot.

Not everything is a Freudian slip, retard. Take your 1980's psychological analysis back to the price chopper where you belong.

Good job user your success is definitely a testament to how amazing you are. Woe is me.

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Hope you get STD or AIDS

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Cool story bro. I may not make as much money but at least I'm not a caricature of the dude from American Psycho.

I'm sure you're hiding something or just not telling the truth.

Enjoy your little benis.

My success isn't your failure, but I still like rubbing it in.

Seeing as probably 3/4ths of the girls I fuck are either virgins or extremely inexperienced, I'd say my chances are slim. But hey, fucking five different girls a week and eventually contracting and dying of aids isn't as bad as living a full life only to die alone in your parents' cold empty basement.

This.

Judging by how upset you sound I'm faily certain I got it right.

Therapy dude, therapy

Nice job, really proud

>I make over $500,000/yr
>I'm wrapping up my final dissertation for my PhD, which I'm receiving from an elite university and for which I'm paying nothing

Choose one.

>I may not make as much money
That's for sure

>I'm not a caricature of the dude from American Psycho
No. You're a caricature of the fat guy with the whipped cream from Jurassic Park. Being successful and proud is better than being a loser who's fully aware that they're a loser.

>Not married

>Wife is a 10/10

Nice one OP

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and yet you are still posting on Yea Forums. If this isn't the epitome of failure, I don't know what is.

What is the point of these awful shitposts?

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Let me guess:
>be you
>work a $10-20/hr job
>superiors don't respect you
>either a virgin or married to some wildebeest
>has like two friends, both of whom are as sad and pathetic as you are

But hey. At least you don't have a bad personality. Was it worth it, user?

kk, retard

You're right. I'm the first person to work a managerial position and also part-time work on a PhD. Look out the window sometime, dude. Tons of people are doing badass things while you sit and doubt their ability to do so from your cumstained computer chair.

Seeing as that post is replying to my original post, it's reasonable to infer that it wasn't me. Nice one, you tard

To me, being here is like taking a trip to the zoo.

Pissing off the blue-collar workers of Yea Forums, clearly.

nice dream you had there mate. My last dream was me eating out my sister, that I don't even have, lel.

Bro you ain’t shit
>I make 600,000$ a year
>have 7 PHDs and the actually paid me to be there and get them
>fuck at least 2 hot virgins everyday except Friday, in which case I fuck 3 hit virgins
>know people in the CIA who can make anyone disappear
>own 2 gyms and work out at both daily

You just wish you were like me. Maybe one day you will be OP

Oh come on, pissing off retarded blue collar workers isn't an achievement. That's like beating a bunch of 4 year olds at basketball.

Why would you dox yourself as an incestuous freak? Maybe you deserve to work a low-end job at home depot.

>cares so little that he posts about it on Yea Forums and gets angry at people who are making fun of him
100% real guys

*destroyed*

OP is a fag

Lol, this, thanks user

So you're narcissistic and actually are actually carrying a deep feeling of rejection which makes that you need to take others down to feel good? And you're unable to build truely meaningful relationships with people who actually know who you are?

Good Job! Who's the true poor guy now?

This is exactly like the "shit was so cash" thing.

Finally. A worthy opponent.

Again, the ants and the magnifying glass. I'm just here to waste time until I go out to dinner with my wife. We're going to a real bougie place. I'd offer to bring you something, but your poorfag tastebuds won't be able to appreciate them given the context.

Who's angry? I moreso view this interaction as me riding the angry autistic bull that is Yea Forums's highschool dropouts. I'm having a blast, nigger.

>actually are actually
Jesus. How was remedial 8th grade English, buddy?

>Who's the true poor guy now?
Probably the guy who's gonna eat a microwave dinner tonight and cry himself to sleep because he's going nowhere. I.e. you.

>I'm wrapping up my final dissertation for my PhD

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Well, seems like a good use of your time before you triple backflip into your ferrari and drive off.

I drive a higher-end BMW. Not a fan of ferraris. They're too fucking fragile.

Hey fellow anons here I'm OP's best friend, and boss
> I'm a billionaire
>I get celebrity pussy daily
>I have my own private jet I take to my private island
>Wifes are nice to have especially if you have 3 of them.

Can't see why your defending your power fantasy, it's easy to dream faggot. Life is just so so at the end of the day. No matter how many women you fuck, or how much money you make, you will always want to play pretend. Yea Forums is for people of legal age.

>
(You)
>actually are actually
Jesus. How was remedial 8th grade English, buddy?

And there is the strategy again. You know I'm right.

Neat kid. You actually drive. I get driven around in my Bentley

Lol, BMW, worst bang for your buck along with Mercedes. OP is a retard.

Did you have a stroke typing this? God damn. I won't even make fun of you. You seem actually retarded.

>
I own the business. I have no boss.

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I don't care much about cars. I'm always either away on business or doing something at my uni, so I rarely drive myself anyway. It's more of a garage stuffer than anything.

In my experience, the GOT reaction meme is the only language autistic virgin betas speak in an argument. Admit it: 90% of the reason you watch that show is because you want to see dragon princess titties. The plot is contrived, the message is overly liberal, and everything it did was done better by Tolkien like 70 years ago.

Still no answer to my statement. Doesn't matter buddy. We both know that I'm right. After this thread dies you go back to feeling empty, rejected and will keep trying to put others down to feel a little bit better. I will go back to my loving wife and maybe call my friends who respect me for being my true self.

English is my third language btw.

Just 3 languages? Fucking itdiot
I know like 8 languages

So you're a pedo who cheats on his wife...
Cool man, real cool...

No one earning $500k botherswith a PhD.

Think, faggot.

>I'm better than you in every single way
Failing in several right off the bat
>Arrogant
>Boasting on Yea Forums of all places
>Obviously insecure

and that's not even mentioning the things you're doing that are retarded

implying a NEET autismo has a better life and can call you out

You are just making it more clear that your only strategy is putting others down. Tell me about the last person who really loved you for who you are. Not the version of yourself that you try to present to others?

It was your father right? Who rejected you and made you this way?

Quit larping faggot, we all know you live in your mom’s basement.

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>Still no answer to my statement
You're essentially asking me to rebut a claim (which by definition is impossible) that is based on the narratively-convenient assumption that I must have an unstable relationship with everyone in my life in order to want to rub it in to you cucks. The fact of the matter is that I have no interest in splitting hairs with you over your college freshman PSYCH 101 final report analysis of my psyche. If you believing that I'm some sort of Saturday morning cartoon villain makes you feel more secure about your inadequacy, go right on and believe it. Don't expect me to indulge your delusion, though.

>I will go back to my loving wife
I think we both know that you had to start verbalizing your love to her as a means of convincing yourself that you still love the pile of cartilage that is your middle-aged wife.

>maybe call my friends who respect me for being my true self
Not sure why you take pride in the fact that you're a failure who surrounds yourself with other failures, but you do you, faggot

>English is my third language btw
Cool. I didn't ask.

Where did you get that I'm a pedo? I do cheat on my wife, though.

It's many for fun. My entire job entails signing forms, going to meetings, and directing new workers. The whole PhD thing is purely for my own ego.

>Arrogant
>Insecure
Nice buzzwords. I'm sure they provide you guidance when you're in line to get more food stamps.

A very thorough reply to someone else's post, user. That wasn't me, you sperg.

yeah, well uhh i smoke 8 cigs a day

I’m 150k a year with a pretty hot wife who hates niggers as much as I do. Not as successful as you BUT op.... if i wanted to kill you, rape your wife and mother, then make a necklace out of your ears you’d be helpless to stop me. All you’ve accomplished in life (if true) I could snatch from you in an instant. Take from that what you will

lel, doxing in this cesspool. But don't let your dreams be memes jungchen.

>getting angry that someone is better than you at something

Sure thing faggatron

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You think you better then me. See all those pennies in your pocket they have been in my asshole. You are using my ass pennies every day.

Guess what jack ass ? I don’t care AND I didn’t ask.

>Nice buzzwords. I'm sure they provide you guidance when you're in line to get more food stamps.
I run two successful businesses and am one of the strongest guys in my gym. This is the reason I know at least some of what your'e saying is nonsense. Even if you're being honest you're being fairly pathetic and sad so it's no skin off my nose either way

Whatever helps you feel better mate

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Well nigger I think my life is way better
>I make a good bit. $ 250 a day
>wife fucks every morning
>she is very faithful
>Gave me two great kids
>I am fit AF
>all the guns I want
>I do anything I want
You have a fake gay life and your Wife is going to leave you for some more diverse dick.
Fucking loser

>look at all this shit I think I need to be validated
This shit is fucking sad.

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You're both underage larpers, shut the fuck up.

I guess my current girlfriend of 4 years loves me for who I am
And my fathers a pretty cool guy, he just left my house after a few beers

"My life is awesome! Inb4 some asks for proof!"

Stfu and kill yourself

Ok white boi lets see your dick with timestamp. Lets see if you are TRULY succesfull

>liberal
>done better by Tolkien

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>implying his dick can bee seen without a microscope

What are you going to do when you finally piss off that guy who has nothing to lose and decides that's it. Takes his handgun/ rifle/ shotgun and just blasts 100 holes into your perfect body.

Then what?
You're dead and he isn't. YOU, the "perfect" man no longer lives among the peasants and dirt. You won't enjoy anything anymore and even the lowest of the low will enjoy the pleasure of living.

Not so great now mr. Perfect, right?

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>all these replies to such weak bait

heh 2ez

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>better than me
>brag about your life on Yea Forums because no one praises you irl

Now that the black hole picture is done. The nasa is now working on a lens that can photograph this larpers dick lol.

Of course, we know he wont post that picture because that would require evidence on his claims, wich of course destroys his whole post.

Or maybe he just have an inferior dick. Lol

This retard doesn't read, what did you expect?

someone needs validation, but does it count if its all a lie?

Sounds like dishonorable discharge material to me. How's your PTSD, faggot?

Nice '10 memes, user. I got pwned.

Which is why you took the time to reply. Think, retard.

>I run two successful businesses
I've been surrounded by business people my entire life. I don't need your running-a-flower-shop-that-barely-breaks-even ass to explain how it works to me.

>the strongest guys in my gym
What does that have to do with anything? I think I mentioned my going to gym once, faggot.

>you're being fairly pathetic
I'll be frank. I really, really don't care if you think that I'm pathetic, because if I passed by you on the sidewalk, I probably wouldn't think about you at all. I wouldn't dedicate the brain cells required to think that you're pathetic because - to me - you're a nobody. No eBay "business" and unsolicited flexing of gym usage is going to change that, bud.

Who the fuck measures their salary by day. And even if we assume that you work every day, you still don't even clear six figures. I was making more than that when I was fucking 19.

What proof do you want? I'm not stupid enough to post any potentially identifying information about myself because if b's good at anything, it's doxing people they don't like. Hopefully if you were in my position, you would be as smart as I'm being. Actually, I don't care. Post your ssn for all I care, bitch.

That's the gayest thing I've read all day, but it's still early.

>implying Tolkien isn't an inherently better writter than Martin

Guessing that you're the tough guy from early who shittalked about killing me? Here's a tip: I can pay any random dumbass at a bar $200 to beat the shit out of you rape you, kill you, or whatever. Think about that before you reveal yourself to me as a threat

Where is op? Hasn’t posted in a good couple of minutes after everyone made good claims.

The hole you occupy in the ground when you die wont be any bigger than anyone else's. just ask ozymandias

Where are the good claims? Just because you're satisfied with your fallacious rebuttals doesn't mean they're good. If anything, it's telling of the dunning-kruger effect.

Good for you, I'm glad you have succeeded in life. We all die in the end. Just remember, you are not exempt from death.

what do you do for a living op

Oh, op. I knew where you were. Googling overly large words to pretend you are above anyone else. You can learn about the suck my ass effect and go work at culvers you fucking tard.

>I've been surrounded by business people my entire life. I don't need your running-a-flower-shop-that-barely-breaks-even ass to explain how it works to me.
Then why bring it up? The absolute cope
>What does that have to do with anything? I think I mentioned my going to gym once, faggot.
Again, why mention it then? Are you calling yourself a faggot here?
>I really, really don't care if you think that I'm pathetic
Then why did you reply
>No eBay "business" and unsolicited flexing of gym usage is going to change that, bud.
Now you understand why you're being pathetic

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Oh guys he had sex oh my god i'm shaking rn

Anyone who has to brag to people online...especially on Yea Forums, has not found true happiness.

>wrapping up PhD dissertation
>getting paid 500k a year
>constantly fucking
>meticulously replying to all those who doubt him on Yea Forums
That's enough for me, this shit is too pitiful.

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he also has no proof of any of this

Seeing as I replied to nine posts in a few minutes, I'd say I made good time.

And you thinking that anything I wrote constituted "large words" is more telling of your 7th grade reading ability than anything.

>Then why bring it up? The absolute cope
I didn't bring up your businesses. You did because you assume that it somehow affects me. I'm reminding your retarded ass that it doesn't.

>Again, why mention it then? Are you calling yourself a faggot here?
I'm stating the fact that bringing up my gym activity in the OP was fluff. You bringing it up seems more like a "throw everything you got and hope something sticks" strategy.

>Then why did you reply
I'm bored. Moreover, I'm attempting to dispel the delusion you faggots seem to buy into that you calling me pathetic is somehow deeply hurtful. You're just wasting your breathe.

>Now you understand why you're being pathetic
Seeing as the bulk of this response was "no u," I'm not even entirely sure why I'm replying.

I've already explained my reasons multiple times before. I can't help you welfare fags if you can't read.

Ill believe op when he posts a pic on his wife sucking his peen, and he is holding a wad of $10,000 until then op is fake and gay.

You're just gonna keep moving your goalposts so I won't bother.

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>I didn't bring up your businesses. You did because you assume that it somehow affects me. I'm reminding your retarded ass that it doesn't.
Incorrect, it was a response to your income and wage slave claims
>I'm stating the fact that bringing up my gym activity in the OP was fluff. You bringing it up seems more like a "throw everything you got and hope something sticks" strategy.
and again

Again, you're either being insecure or retarded, presumably both. I can only assume you're being flippant because you're as bored as you are pathetic
>I'm attempting to dispel the delusion you faggots seem to buy into that you calling me pathetic is somehow deeply hurtful. You're just wasting your breathe.
Genuinely couldn't care whether it is or not, I'm merely responding to your bullshit
>Seeing as the bulk of this response was "no u," I'm not even entirely sure why I'm replying.
Makes two of us, you seem to be feigning stupidity and ignorance every time

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Op gay

I think you're full of shit. I have a w2 sitting on the table next to me with 101,000 dollars on it you post your and I'll post mine...

I'm questioning the veracity of the diagram mon ami...

What's your PhD in?

Fairly widely studied phenomenon of long-life, drawn from that you can predict health based on those factors

See: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Zone

>>My wife
lost me there, marriage is the worst thing you could do to yourself

tldr

Sucking Cock

>makes over 500k a year
I sold off all of my business' last year for over 6 million, I haven't done a single thing since. Enjoy working, I'm going to las vegas/LA at te end of the month to enjoy myself.

>6 million.
Good luck with your pocket change kid
I just sold my patent for making cats talk like humans to a company from Japan.
Hauled in over 3.6 billion.
Have fun getting aids in Vegas

Post pic of you next to your BMW, license plate has to be visible, blackout the number but leave the state (assuming you're american). Wear shades if you want.

Pic of BMW papers, blackout info that would identify you but leave state.

Pic of pay statement, blackout id info of course but leave state.

Pic of last bank statement, leave state.

Pic of you next to your diplomas, blackout name

Pic of your 10/10 wife and her diplomas, blackout name

>look at me i have sex

my dad works at nintendo

My dad IS Nintendo

Just from the way you are talking right now and the fact you are posting this shit on Yea Forums, I know for a fact that you're bullshitting and even a person who finished high school would not act like this let alone someone doing their PhD at an elite university. You're just an idiot incel who gets pleasure from bragging about your imaginary life.

So you're just a raging degenerate, not matter how much you try to claim the contrary

You feel the need to flex on Yea Forums, the asshole of the internet, I think that speaks for itself.

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Thatd be awesome if it actually was true.
Thats also what i sold them for, im worth way more than that

fake and gay

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