Hello Yea Forums, God here

Hello Yea Forums, God here.

Post your sins, and maybe I'll forgive you enough to bestow upon you the big tiddy goth gf you so desperately crave.

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I'm gay

disappointment to my family

Being straight is a sin. Incels shoot schools, while gays provide for the economy

Please give me a thicc thighed gf

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ofc my son, but what is your sin?

I pour scorn on homosexuals, cuck fetishists and race mixers all the time, but I fantasize about getting my ass impaled on a black guys cock every single day.

It disgusts me but I want a nigger to make me his bitch and cum in my asshole so badly

but Nietzsche said u are dead

I guess it's fear. I'm terrified of people, talking about you to my friends and family.

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> to bestow upon you the big tiddy goth gf you so desperately crave
Can you include a benis with mine, please?

so much heresy

NIGGERS

God isn't real!

I just left cause none of you faggots deserve me anymore. The catholic church is too liberal and fucks children. Most of you are worthless to me

God understands your faggotry virtue

Faggot, no one's going to your thread. Go back to the slave quarters where you belong.

Don't be ashamed. All white assholes, male and female, should be cumholes for BBC.

Fear isn't a sin. No emotion is a sin in and of itself; however, Giving in to fear is sin my son. Remember that always.

God loves the individual rather than the many. We must bring back the real catholic tradition which is destroyed by the modern liberals.

no you fag

The only sin is those who do not sacrifice

youre not real. prove me wrong. you cant

Hey you old faggot, why are you ignoring my request? This is why I became an Atheist.

i used Yea Forums

no benis faggit kys

repent and maybe ill let you live with me in heaven

reeeeee-pent

Then you're useless to me.

God > U as a fag

I demand complete surrender to me, otherwise I'll smite you and damn you all to nihilistic hell

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I jack off to pictures of hot girls/ teachers at my school
>pic related

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I jacked it like 2 weeks ago

Glory be to the Father! Reeeeeepeeent!

N I C E

Sounds like a good idea, but I have too much goth trap benis to live for.
I'd rather go to hell, because at least the devil/Satan has actual goth gf sluts and will let me suck on his benis whenever I ask. I can only imagine how much it stinks in heaven being forced to permanently sit beside an old fart like you for eternity. Hard pass. :)

Are we using the christain Bible here to decide what "sin" is?

nah, maybe some reason

You fucking moron. Your version of heaven would have the goth benis then, while your version of hell would be christian summer camp. Get it?

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i will jack to the pic now

*Cringe*

So I guess im forgiven now

>I demand complete surrender to me, otherwise I'll smite you and damn you all to nihilistic hell
But I'm already there. Hello father, long time no see.

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heaven should be above human ideals, not some low-life fantasy shit

you already know what sin is, you just lie to yourself every day. You know that little voice in your head that's disappointed when you jack off for the sixth time? That's a sin.

I lie to myself that im less than i am

sin or also known as the life without responsibility

That's the irony of it and my ticket to 'Heaven'. It's strategy. :)

jordan petersonfag

>not some low-life fantasy shit
That's exactly what it is and what it always has been.

You are nothing compared to me. Hubris is a sin, and should you rid yourself of it, I shall grant a big tiddy goth gf

what if this is hell? and we are just spending our time here as punishment.

all your followers are just edgelord atheists, while mine are true woke niggas

That may be true and I could care fucking less. Yes, sometimes my followers (whether they realize they are or not) make me cringe, but shouldn't we tell our followers at the same time that earth is nothing more than just a game of chess we've been playing together for billions of years? It's been a fun ride, but the game isn't getting tiresome.

I made man in my own image. He has my knowledge. You may view man as nothing but pieces in a chess game, but they are a real extension of myself

I'll take that answer as a simple 'yes' then. You're still the stubborn bastard I've always known you to be. One of these days you're gonna regret kicking me out of heaven. Mark my words.

i have fapped to a furry

I fapped to toddlercon hentai

Please god, I long to see you one day

I wait until late at uni, enter girls bathroom, take some of their hygienic towels full of blood inside the bin and fap inside it.

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-9t8

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you aren't the Lord fuck off cunt
God hates fags