Ask a TARD WRANGLER anything

Ask a TARD WRANGLER anything.

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are they violent?

How many times a week a tard jerks off.

Most of the time they are pretty docile, but one of them tends to start shit with the others by whining about dead relatives, and saying they will kill people. He usually just gets choked out by a bigger tard.

Dude we have one that jacks off constantly, and when they start cumming he tells "OOOH I PEED MYSELF OOOOOUUUUHH"

ITS FUCKING GROSS

Do you think America should just start executing them?

Bump

Honestly it's like fraud keeping them alive. Companies that house them make money off of them from the gub'ment, and from insurance/thier families. The employees that work for these houses are not paid enough, and some are in constant pain if not medicated completely 24/7.

Bump again

Are you a male or female? And if you’re a male have you ever considered fucking one of the female tards? Not like they can do much about it

do they bathe?

Male, and I've never considered fucking a tard, as they refuse to wash themselves regularly and are hairy as fuck. The one tard I would have fucked wasnt really a tard per se, just severely autistic.

Sometimes.

Anyone want any stories?

Greentext on fucking the tard, and what about taking nude photos of them?

What are the bigger cause of retardation?
Are there hot retard girls?
Have you seen a retard cured?
Do you get the feeling of uncanny around them?
What are the percentage compared to the general population?
Are there gay retards?
Do you hate your job?

I didn't fuck the tard, but she was really fucking cute, like 4'7, platinum blonde, deep blue eyes, wore frilly dresses, smelled like flowers constantly, and took regular care of herself, so her skin was very soft too. She didn't like being touched and constantly talked in whispers and looked down all the time. She had b cups from when doing her laundry, but I never took anything or did anything freaky because cameras recorded everything through the house.

I'll answer as asked.
Usually cause the mom does some dumb shit during pregnancy.
Yes, see above.
Not usually, but they can be tamed.
You get used to it.
I'd say about 1/15 people has some form of retardation.
Yes, we had to keep one of our gray ones from taping a vegetables ass at all times.
Nah, it's easy work, mostly because I dont have to shower them or wipe asses, if I had to than maybe.

Gay*
Raping*

Top Kek

Bamp

Post pics of hit yards girls

Dam auto correct *hot retard girls, also what is the ratio of males vs females and why there are more males always

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Greentext on fucking the tard, and what about taking nude photos of them? Would you jerk it to one or ever do anything with thdm?

Sounds like a perfect companion to me, docile, cute and naive, would you marry someone like her?

same tard that is wanking it obviously

I dont know a ratio, but you see more male tards than female ones. I'm not really sure why, maybe they get raped to death before a certain age??? Idk

Also I dont have any pics, because of the cameras and whatnot.

a tard cutie sounds nice
as long as she behaves it's like taking care of a child but in the body of an adult
i geuss its mentally a pedo fetish, but i just like the idea of having someone weak and dumb to protect like a pet

can you tell me more about the tard girl? maybe some stories?

sweet i got some quads

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I didn't fuck her, but yes, I would have liked to

Fuck yes, but she did freak out about personal space and certain colors.

>I didn't fuck her, but yes, I would have liked to

Can you find a similar pic?

Curious to know what it would take to make a seemingly sane tard wrangler to fuck one.

answer my quads OP

Actually I was looking for tard porn a while ago and I just couldn’t find any.

Pic related, just imagine shes looking down, longer hair, and short, and no makeup.

Here's a story:
>be me
>working overnight at a high level house
>one of the retards is a gay rapist
>was caught several times raping a tard I call the raptard
>raptard is a tard that is vegetable status who is unresponsive
>can only run and screech
>lights out
>get some sleep
>wake up to raptard screeching in his room
> go to room
>open the door
> gay rapist is fucking the dinosaur
>lower half covered in shit
>yell at gay rapist to go to shower
>put raptard in other shower and spray down bleeding, shitty asshole
>write report
>cant sleep after seeing that shit

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jesus i asked for a story about the cute ladytard not this shit

Also checked

Got any good stories? I mean real good ones, like stories to rival Fats Maggie or Chippo Man.

Yeah sorry she stayed in her room coloring In her coloring books all day.
Sometimes I'd hear her masturbate in her room at night and I'd just stand there listening to her quiet little moans and gasps for air. When she came she gasp then sigh, then I'd immediately go to the restroom and crank one out into the toilet, wishing I could replace her hand with my dick and fill her up with my hot sticky goo.

Not really, our company generally has a grasp on things and we dont take them out unless its required by the ombudsman. Here's a story though:

>be me
>covering a shift at a low level house overnight
>easiest shift to do
>littledidiknow.jpg
>the next morning one of our older clients isnt coming out
>knock on door
>no response
>try to open it
>locked
>force it open with crowbar
>room is smeared in shit and blood
>client is fucking dead
>apparently he diarrhea'd himself to death and tried to stop it by putting his fingers in his ass
>want to die the rest of the day

Ok that’s a lot hotter. Also are you allowed to have a relationship with her? Also don’t the cameras see you creepily just standing outside her room? And have you ever thought about “accidentally” walking in there while she’s masturbating?

Thankfully there was a closet right next to her room so I pretended to organize shit when she did it.

Company policy wouldnt allow it, but if I quit my job, than yes. Thing is, I'd never be hired by another caretaking/dsp job again if I did.

I did, however, plant a vibrator/dildo in her drawer before I stopped working there, so the idea of her using it makes me rock hard.

Oh since you don’t work there anymore could you date her in secret? Or even visit her. And is there cameras in her room? Also is there a camera in closet or could you watch her masturbate from there if you wanted?

I still work for the same company, not the house. And no, there's no cameras in client rooms or restrooms.

So you could stay there and watch them if you wanted?

Wut? He shit himself to death?

Again, highly autistic and adverse to physical touch and focused sight, so only if I snuck in.

I wish I could tie her down with some rope and fuck the autism out of her as the ball gag muffles her retarded little moans and screaming.

Yeah lol
Apparently you can do that if your horribly disfigured and old

As a fellow tard wrangler, I appreciate this thread

Got any stories?

Do you have any stories?

Sure. But all my stories are violent. I only work in "high behavior risk" homes. Not nearly as interesting as a masturbating mongoloid.