So, i snitched a viagra pill from my friends dad and i am about to take it. it says 50mg...

so, i snitched a viagra pill from my friends dad and i am about to take it. it says 50mg. haven't fapped for nearly two weeks. what am i about to expect?
experiences?
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Don't take it to fap with. It will make you hard but won't really let you cum.

You should expect a wood that genuinely hurts, and a blue tint to everything you see, plus a general felling of nausea. Enjoy.

OP's going to have a heart attack and die lmao

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so, should i take it after i fapped then?

Its for lasting longer, it literally does not allow you to nut. Don't use it for fapping. If you want to last longer without viagra, try edging.

>take Viagra
>get slightly harder than normal
>the end

Op is a massive fucking idiot

You fucking idiots. It's not for lasting longer. It relaxes the blood vessels which in return allows more blood to flow. Expect a good hard cock that recovers faster. Your heart beat will increase from the dilated blood vessels and some people do get a blue tint to their vision but not everyone. It's just as fun to masturbate with as fucking. Last time I fucked with it. Had 4 orgasms in a couple of hours and kept a good raging cock the whole time. She was amazed. Take it. Enjoy it.

The symbolism of posting an image of Woody is not lost on me.

whos dis

Who's the girl?

any negativ side effects ?

Yurizan Beltran.

If you want a mindblowing fap, buy some poppers.
Rush is a good brand, still selling the harmless original chemical.
Some countries banned em (of course), and now there are alternatives (of course) that in some cases can be very harmful (of course). Because people enjoying a non-addictive non-harmful substance in the privates of their homes is unacceptable, unless the government can profit from it somehow.
Poppers.de is selling the good stuff. A single bottle lasts me several months, when used ~3 times a week just for fapping. It'll get a bit weaker near the end, but still works really well.
How to use:
>fap until you're very close
>loosen the cap so you don't have to fiddle with that
>when you're about to cum, take a good deep sniff off the bottle, just hold it under one nostril, and close the other with your finger
>hold breath for 10~15 seconds, let go, continue fapping
>take another whiff if you don't cum in the next ~20 seconds
You'll have the best orgasm of your life. And it works every time if you time it right, it's not like only the first time is really good. I've been doing it for years now.

If you can't find that brand, make sure you buy one with the same chemical.
There's some that can make you go blind. If you see a yellow spot during/shortly after use, trash it immediately.

Don't tilt the bottle too far btw, it's pretty nasty liquid to get on the skin. Happened to me once, the skin around and halfway in my nose was crusty & peeling off for days.

i dont get how people can't last. i fucking decide when i cum, doesnt matter how amazing the bitch is

holy shit, who is the girl?