Non-porn webms

non-porn webms

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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No worries, I got this.

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Kek

That nerve gas will get you every time

Should have caught him and gave him a hiding

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the more i look at it, the dumber i feel
what exactly did he just do?

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I'd really like to see her face.

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cool

fucking lol stupid whites

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What are those things flying?

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didn't see what hit him lol

WHAT ... THE ... FUCK... ?!

they just take it... blacks always looking for any reason to be violent

>when this happens for the third time
>TODAY

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kek

I hope they were arrested after this

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how come he was become down?

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the fuck?

hahaha, sooo fucking cool. This thread is the shit!

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Why?

Uncle Phil takes no prisoners

That's a Tesla, it's driving automatically.

those poor fishies?

because I like to eat crayons

It is obviously illegal. They use an rpg in a lake ffs

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What,pls don't tell me that this is cool to do in the U.S. Are this kids retarded or what?Oh and also i need to mention that 90% of beer is wasted

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that chick would crush my man parts easily with her vagina

yha that one is funny

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I LIEK GRAYUNZ

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ahahah i love that kinda thing
another one where they toss a smallish cherrybomb or something in a man hole and blows up a big crater of asphalt

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Yeah it's supposed to be a cool trick to do, but if you don't know how you can hurt yourself easy. My cousin was with me at a party and did it and cut his face with the aluminum, bled all over the place, stupid fuck.

too brutal, can't unsee, I think I threw up a little

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if that tree wasn't there, he'd be dead

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Nicely done

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lvl 99 crack head!!

wtf

sure it's just a stereotype that pitbulls are cruel and vicious animals.

This is webm is the epitome of "real America".

And you wondered why these people voted Trump.

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When i was younger our cool trick was to break some glass or bottle on your own head whithout cutting yourself you know childish wanna be tough play so called

>suddenly the engine stalls...

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Post the one with sound.

>hey guiz wanna help me OD and die the fuck to death?
>sure buddy we got ya

>when you leave your intel powered laptop in the woods.

Oh hell no

Is that gaze?

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men are so fucking oppresed by society.

no sound on Yea Forums, gotta go to /gif/ for that.

police academy detroit

I have seen white people do that too.

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wat

Skied directly into a tree.

Cyst, Tumor?????????????

This is great example why are white peoples get called crackheads in America hahahahaha

I would fuckin punch his head of the wall stupid motherfucker

Just walk away

Typical Trump voter behavior:

>don't get what you want
>start flinging your shit around

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James Bond almost died this way

probably saved them some broken bones

calm down, Eugene. This ain't your fight.

always lock your car while filling gas.

Todd Margret is the shit

Liiiike a Glove.

fucking white people

youtube.com/watch?v=TQUsnto_3pw

tru dat, I was in line at the grocery store behind some chick and her friend, and she said loudly, ewww creeper alert referring to me. everyone looked at me with dirty looks.

Fucking retard made his gun jam. The cashier was probably sick of his job at Jimmy John's.

Yeah i know that man,i guess that i'm to sensitive for this (i don't give a fuck as long as i'm high) peoples

Better be baiting

I don't know shit about firearms. WTF happened here?

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she was holding it completely wrong

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This is horrible to watch,even if this is area without population

checkouthowhardicanpee.png

and recoil happened

Presumption of innocence is gone forever for men. And it will go worse.

wtf is this

Yeah you're right. A nigger would have pulled a gun or beat the kid.

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nigger

close, but that's a tim hortons in canada

so you can call that a 'typical trudeau voter'

Jesus

woah.. powerful

She was holding it without her thumb behind the pistol grip. The only thing that would keep that from happening

engines need oxygen, so I suppose that could happen

All a black guy has to do is walk up to a white girl and she will beg him to have sex with her.

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Women actually think this is what men find attractive.

kek

that short right hook though, this was satisfying

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Shes a party pig. Shes definitely getting fucked after that move.

Pretty sure that fire was made by that composured guy who found himself in a Blair Witch Project scenario

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No you did not.

nigs be nigging...

There are men who do find this attractive. Mostly the shallow ones but if that's the type of guy she likes, who could be against it?

Post something or stfu.

dunno why but ive heard in my head " the eagle has landed " from that moon mission

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Sluts will always be sluts,it's doesen't matter what are they color,but i like them that way

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Sure. Use them and abuse them but they aren't long term gf/wife material.

dumb cunt

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I am now remembering my dog Sophie. You stupid bitch, I miss you.

wtf happened with niggers ? they were good niggers till 80s and then became wild monkeys

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FUCKING NIGGERS!!!!! I WISH YOU ALL DIE!

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yr ghey

DAMN HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK?

ez ggwp
checked

>methzilla
>this isn't even my final form

can this now be a woman rekt thread? or an equal rights thread?

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why?

You'd sure show him user. How's 9th grade treating you btw?

Yes satan

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Niggers = The One

hahahaha
Dude i'm 34 and correction bash his head on the wall

Sorry user, I lost my dog last Monday :(

Ogga booga booga me punch! Unga bunga me tough! Make sure user know me strong!

Can hardly wait until we can play cowboys and niggers. For that matter, cowboys liberals should be fun as well.

Does the shot pellets velocity drop because of something like this?

>r9k on a date

hahahaha.Nah user i'm not that type of person,but sometimes i got irritated by this sort of things,and that's because i lost some of the closest friends due to that type of drug abuse

You best be trolling nigger that's a ford

how is 4 hours of fuck "rekt"?

fuck that i would have looked at nothing else besides that. i would have talked directly into her tits. she knows why she wore that shirt and it wasn't because she thought her opinion mattered

That's meth tho

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Thats Ford Fusion you retard.

da faq is that?

Showed this to my wife (a veterinary nurse in Texas) and she says it's mastitis. Basically a deeply infected and abcessed udder. First he cut a hole in the infected tissue, then pulls out some infected flesh what's blocking the hole, then allows it to drain. It's fairly common as far as livestock goes.

Also, the EXACT thing is very common in unspayed (female) dogs. It happens to the uterus. It'ss called pyometra and the only treatment is a complete hysterectomy (which is what spaying is) but it usually happens around middle age so it's much harder for the dogs to recover than if they were a puppy. This massive hunk had to be cut out of a weiner dog.

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I'm from space, ask me anything.

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i don't really get this one

ya gotta love these fat fucking niggers ....they wonder why there considered scum of the earth.. this is exactly why!

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talking like you have any clue you dumbass fucktard ....if you were not so fucked in the head you would realize this was canada so no trump here faggot!!

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Whats the origin of this? Some indy horror film?

How retarded do you have to be to, as a 110lb woman, attack Bubba Mountain?

Yes, how down he was man person?

>Bray Wyatt goes to the store

He ducked and covered

Amazing

>Stone Cunt Steph Austin

Just do this, it shuts them up quick.

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There's a crawlspace under the sidewalk and a dude was there looking up skirts.

WASTED

Typical fucking "gibs me dat" behavior.

"Dey owes dat shit ta me becuz my peepuls wuz enslaved! Now I gonna go axe Presadink Obama fo some muddafucking HELFCARE!"

All de white peeplus be rayciss.

Screaple Srapples from the pleaple region of the Lapadoo archipelago. It's a wondrous slapadoo.

What the fuck?

but the eye looked as big as an elephant's

Pffffffff ha ha ha ha ha

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Register 1 is empty it's Miller time.

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It didn't jam, he loaded it. Then made a with drawl.

I have nothing in my car. I guess they could steal the car if they take the keys from me.

Because she got 'raped'.

Ghosted

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It jammed you retard

It's actually just a cyst on the animals right thigh.
Udder is displaced to the left by the cyst and what you can see is it's right teet and left teet are out of shot.

when you live in a white neighborhood, you have probably seen more white people do that than blacks.

Because the camera was like 8in from it.
Can you not into perspective bro?

I've known of 3 unfixed female cats who died of this, one of which was my own. By the time I realized she had anything wrong with her it'd already eaten its way through & would not heal closed on its own, vet wanted $1000 to save her.

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Looney tunes physics in action. The bullet fell straight down

This would have been so satisfying if he'd been shot dead mid theft.
And STILL there'd be cries of "dindu nuffin he a good boy" in the comments to this video.

You think that the politicans and the police will allow your retarded ass a weapon so you can kill other human? You really think you're up for the killing? Join the military it will wake you up to mindless killing. I've needlessly killed my share of people and i've never recovered. You will never ever come back. Some just keep on killing even after all the news organizations make their billions from stupid cunts like you, lighting up the place.

After you killed off all the blacks now what? I guess you like that kind of shit, someone else spering you on to kill.

You're just following, after it's all done the killing will live with you forever even if you justify it, you will never be the same,

So look forward to it, Sooner of later those of us who hunt fuckers like you will light you up and it won't be pretty.

>Sooner of later those of us who hunt fuckers like you
You're not going to hunt the kind of cunts in that video instead? Holy shit you are retarded.
Those cunts are the kind I'll be going after exclusively. Not even the one you replied to.

what a bunch of faggots are we looking at?

FUCKING WIGGERS WISH THEY WOULD ALL SHIT THEIR PANTS

Let's say 'Trudeau supporter'. I voted for Trudeau only because the Conservatives we're worse, but he can die in a fire for all I care.

Also, if she was a Harper supporter she would have eaten the shit instead of throwing it.

The emperors new clothes are niiice

EQUAL LEFTS

Source??

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Any details on this shit?

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Based! Dammit feels good to be white.jpg

What you see is what you get

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Has to be staged

>COMPLETELY REMOVE ORGANS FROM YOUR PETS
>THESE DISEASES ARE BASED IN THEIR EXTREMELY FUCKED YET "CONVENIENT" DIETS OR ANYTHING
Before advocating for the removal of body parts you should probably start looking at the effects of the absolute trash they put in dog food, fucking vets are one of the dumbest people on the planet. Almost 0 understanding of biology and chemistry outside of their retard farm-logic pocket. We're now linking ovarian cancer to excess alcohol consumption, grains and soy products. But instead of changing the slop you eat on a daily basis you should just remove your 1yo daughter's reproductive organs.

Teh. Fuck

It's a simple choice.
Either change an entire industry & dump millions into research for animals most people don't give a shit about, or stave off known threats by any available means.

yessssssss

that warm feeling returning

I guess it might, but not by a noticable amount
Especially with a shotgun
What would end up happening is that because the gun is moving backwards the projectile ends up leaving the barrel fraction of a second sooner loosing potential acceleration from the compressed gasses inside

Portal 3 preview

So you found my balloons, but where's my coke?

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Looks like shit :^)

Yeah I'm gonna need slo-mo on that. For research purposes

I dunno man, look at what happened to Taco Bell when people found out they were putting fillers into the meat. Do the same exact thing to Purina and Rachel Ray and all those faggots, they're rich beyond belief it's not like they can't afford to do the research.

You are a fucking idiot.

kek

>welcome to the 2020 Olympic games

>it's not like they can't afford to do the research
But they won't, an they'll just propagandize it away.
I watched a cat I dearly loved die of that shit, a horrible, sick, and painful death. I ended up helping her along because I couldn't stand watching it anymore.
Had I known ahead of time I would've spared her any of that.

>hurrr my bf is a vet
Vet's know jackshit. I'm not working on a master's in biochem and anatomy to listen to dumbfuck pre-med dropouts tell me why their animal's organs are failing. Stop feeding them literal shit and see what happens.

This is where the modern SJW pisstaking comes in handy, we can stoke a fire under those loud retards until they make it such a problem that something is changed, and when the day comes we can hang em all anyways. There are silver linings to everything.

t. Incel

>i am the knight

>ITT whiney faggots

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I'm surprised no one gave a hoot.

That was a sweet left hook.

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He fucked her hard and she regretted it

t.feminist

KYS, liberal fuck

Holy shit, what a lucky bastard.

almost forgot about this one, thanks for the kek

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this is making my eyes water

Shut up, cuckcunt

Elder Scrolls physics

Is that bear grylls?

i think i've been there before. its inbetween sudbury and toronto

Typical acting hard on the internet.
Your life seems so sad.

And every woman who has seen this has asked 'Why didn;t she piss on the floor when she took a shit'?

They can't do one without the other.

tl;dr - fake as that shit

You should of done the samething.
Kys.

Thats what i call "migrant move"

He shought she was a chick

He wasn't

Probably massive intrnal bleeding

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American education nowadays

that was fucking cool

HURR DURR IT'S SOCIETY'S FAULT

If this is canadian i'd be surprised, but that's exactly like the white people here in the south.

You see... the small black kid had the education to take just a few candies instead of his uneducated mom who took the whole bowl of candies. The problem is the mom, not the son.

>a cat

They're Satan, in swarm mode.

Fucking Japanese are the masters of creepy horror shit

it is, i recognize that tim hortons

Kiss the asphalt Jamal.

How can she be so fat and homeless at the same time she obv has access to a lot of food

got me

I heard asphalt tastes like cotton candy and it's great for the cardiovascular system!

https:\\discordapp.com\invite\8qeq9Xn

-rz5

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they have mcdonalds in japan

>I wuz jus espessin muhself, an deez wite foos tryin tuh git in muh weh.

The girl is asking to fuck....4 hours later she regret it and called this rape. Good.

fuck off

fuck off stop advertising your shitty discord

checked

I think she has nudes on her phone

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lol im on an intel laptop right now. if i want to play games on it i have to put a massive fan under it on full blast

Boston Dynamics

they were forced to be good boys by the evil whiteys. now without the oppression theyre niggers

Damn Pokémon...

...and I feel an overpowering urge to tell you to fuck off, captain buzzkill

10/10 wife material.

Ah, my apologies. How is 6th grade treating you?

Fake and reversed. Do not post bannable content.

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i don't know if i, fap or, if i be disgusted, or both.

Gimmi all your jam.

>dun hurt muh bruddahs
>yoos opresin uz

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I want to see this with a human being.

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Smegol's makeover didn't pay off.

what was she saying that made those people run away?

That's some funny lookin nerve gas.

All three feet to the sand below. The faggotry is off the scale.

LOL stupid cunt

niggas gunna nig

but why though?

hawaiian luau. they bury them with the excavator and let them cook.

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What's this from?

not a women , niggas be niggin

Japanese Hornets

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I'm calling fake how did the rocket stay lit after being submerged

Even the gingerbread man cannot run faster from the giant hornet's stings.

explosives provide their own oxygen to the fire, its called an oxidation compound

Instantly reported.