Ask a user with a big dick anything

Never tried it but I don't think I can

When you go to the bathroom, how long after you start the pressure, does the pee finally emerge?

Have you named it?

Like a second

Nope

Can you perform any tricks with it?

Devil trips checks out

Can you reach around it when you're fully hard? I'm about coke can thick and I have to squeeze really hard.

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Why does your grammar suck?

How big does a dick have to be before even you think, "damn."

Cuz English isn't my native language

If someone blows into it, do you fart?

My eyes pop out

how long is it in cm? and how thick (girth)?

26 x 23

can bitches even take that thing in? lol i had a friend who couldnt hold a normal relationship cause his dick was 9-10 inches or something. said every girl left him cause it was too big.

Hah, bull fucking shit. That thin ass frame pictured dick is NOT sporting a 10 inch 9 inch circumference dick.

It's unpleasant at first, but eventually you find a thing that works for yourself and the girls, if your friend says they leave him for his size hes probably lying

not even a vagina?

Yeah true, he's probably horrible in bed. Sex takes a whole lot more than having a big dick.

I had some problems going in, but never got stuck hahaha

Does any girl you have been with able to take your cock balls deep???

Nope, girls have issues going too deep

someone call god

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so many trips in this thread wtf

Holy

Fucking

Shit

Blessed thread

Double Satans AND God? In this shitty thread?

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I just screen shotted oh my god

have you ever done anal or gay?

Nope, not my thing

can you selfsuck?

what is your native language?

Yes

Spanish

Korean.

are you a shower or a grower

which one?

the spanish from spain?

Korean. Other user is not me.

Grower

From Mexico

i can't tell which one is the real one

wait so you get 50ish % bigger when hard
send some pics

Do I look Mexican or Korean?

mexican theres no way an asian could have a big dick like that

Raysict.

so he was korean?

you know what
SHOW YOUR FACE!

My GF is both amazed and terrified by that thing. She asks if you've ever got anyone to sit on it comfortably.

Anotha one

i, correct?

Only in your imagination, kid

I have a kik
Digbickanon
I send you a pic in there

Nope. Usually I'm the one on top, girls start to feel pain if it's too deep

Do you use public urinals? I am a shower of reasonable size and hate them because people stare (I'm about 5.5 inches soft)

Te gustaría tenerla algo más pequeña?
Would you like have a little smaller?

I mean yeah, people stare at it, but I don't really mind

La verdad es que no, estoy muy Agusto con mi tamaño dentro de todo

When you sit to poop, your dick touch the water? How do you shit?

It does but I usually just put it on the outside of the bowl

How fucking high is the water on your toilet?

Have you ever had sex?

Yeah

Average? I don't really know

can you get more pics other than the two you post every time you make this thread?

Theres fucking 10 inches from seat to water in my toilet.

Same. Aussie here, I noticed when I visited America that they like to have their toilet water wayyy up close to the rim for some unknown fucking reason. I got my knob wet and I only dangle 5 inches max. What can you do, they circumcise their kids as well. Weird fucking people

Oh that makes more sense. I'm an ausfag with a pretty big dick, and when I read peoples dicks touch the water, I'm always like "Fucking what"

What was the best reaction you got from a girl?

Where are you located? I want my gf to suck your cock

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